Ori the Pooh lived in this enchanted forest under the name of Cabella, which means she had the name over the door in gold letters and she lived under it. Now when Ori heard her cuckoo clock, she knew it was time for something, but she was a girl of very little brain; so when she thought, she thought in the most thoughtful way she could think.
"Haven't thought of anything, have you?" Ori asked herself in the mirror. "No, neither have I. Think, think, think!" She held her head with her hands, and tried to think of what it was time for. And she thought of the idea. "Oh, yes! Time for my stoutness exercise! Up, down, up!"
Ori started stretching up and down, and started singing; When I up, down, touch the ground It puts me in the mood, Up, down touch the ground. In the mood... She smile and smacks her lips. For food, I am stout, round and I have found, Speaking poundage wise, I improve my appetite When I exercise!
Just then, she heard some ripping sounds behind her, she then realized her behind had a hole in it. "Oh, bother!" she said, as she fixed the hole in her butt. "That's better, thank you! Now, where was I?" Just then, Ori heard a strange sound on her tummy, and she looked at it. Her tummy shake, and she knew it was time for her to have her breakfast. "Oh yes, I'm rumbly in my tumbly. Time for something sweet!"
Ori skipped to her cabinet, to take out a bowl and a spoon, so she can have something sweet to eat, and she continued to sing; I am cute, fat and proud of that, And so with all my might I up, down, up, down to My appetite's delight! While I up, down, touch the ground, I think of things to chew, "Mmm, like honey, milk, and chocolate." With a hefty happy appetite, I'm a hefty happy girl! She took a chair, and reached for the pot of honey, and looked inside.
She frowned, and stuck her head inside the pot. "Oh, bother! Empty again! Only the sticky part's left!" So while she was licking the honey in the pot, a bee started buzzing, and flew inside, and flew around the room, and on the stuck pot on Ori's head. "That buzzing noise means something... and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you're a... BEE!" she said excitedly, removing the jar from her head. The bee, booped Ori's nose, and flew out of her house, and into the tallest honey tree in the forest. "And the only reason for being a bee is to make honey! And the only reason for making honey is so I can eat it!
And so Ori the Pooh, climbed the honey tree. She climbed, and she climbed, and she climbed, and as she climbed, she hummed a little hum. "And I call it my rumbly and my tumbly song!" Yes, it and went something like this: Hum dum de dum, hum dum de dum, I'm so rumbly in my tumbly... She then bumped her head on a tree branch, and rubbed her head, but continued climbing. Time to munch an early luncheon, Hum de dum dum dum Oh, I wouldn't climb this tree. If a Ori flew like a bee. But I wouldn't be a girl then. So I guess I wouldn't care then. Girls love honey And I'm a sweet girl So I do care And so I'll climb there. I'm so rumbly in my tumbly, Time for something... She reached over on a branch to stick her hand in the hive, but she struggled. "For something... SWEET!" The branch broke, and she started falling off the tree, bouncing on and off branches. "To eat! If only I hadn't... You see, what I meant to do... It all comes, I suppose from... liking honey so much. Oh, bother."
Ori the Pooh crawled out the gorse-bush, brushed the prickles out of her feet, and began to think again. "Think, think, think." And the first person she thought of was... "Ori the Pooh?" No, Josh Klarke! "Oh."
Josh Klarke lived in another part of the forest, where he could be near his friends and help them with their problems. On this summer day, gloomy old Danielle being stuffed with saw-dust had lost her tail again. "Danielle, this won't hurt." he said.
"Never does." Danielle said, in a miserable tone.
Josh Klarke hammered Danielle's tail back in place, and asked; "There now! Did I get your tail on properly Danielle?"
"No matter. Most likely lose it again anyway." Danielle said.
"It is my considered opinion that Danielle's tail should be placed a trifle to the uh, right." Brittany pointed out.
"Now, if you would ask me, I think it just a wee back..." Evelyn started.
"South!" Joseph said, while standing beside Evelyn.
"No, no. North, Joseph." Evelyn corrected him.
"Cheer up, Danielle! Don't be so gloomy. Try swishing it!" Josh Klarke said. Danielle spun her tail around, but she lost her balance and fell over, and everybody laughed.
"It worked, it worked!" Brittany said excitedly.
"Oh goody! Hooray!" Joseph cheered.
"Thanks. It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it." Danielle said, still with a miserable tone.
"Good morning, Josh Klarke!" Ori the Pooh waved, as she joined the group.
"Oh, good morning, Ori the Pooh!" Josh Klarke said.
"Good morning, Ori!" Evelyn and Joseph said to her.
"If it is a good morning... which I doubt." Danielle said. Ori the Pooh walked towards Josh Klarke's house, and tried to look for something useful that can help her get to the honey.
"What are you looking for Ori?" Josh Klarke asked.
"I just said to myself, coming along thinking and wondering, if you had such a thing as a, umm... such a thing Josh, a as a... balloon about you?" Ori the Pooh asked.
Josh Klarke detached the balloon off his bike and asked; "What do you want a balloon for?"
Ori the Pooh came up to Josh Klarke's ear and whispered; "Honey."
"But you don't get honey with a balloon." Josh Klarke reminded her.
"I do." Ori the Pooh said.
"How?" Josh Klarke asked.
Ori the Pooh takes the balloon from Josh Klarke and starts floating. "I shall fly like a bee, up to the honey tree, see!" Ori said.
"But, just a minute!" Josh Klarke said, grabbing Ori's foot and taking her back down. "You can't fool the bees that way."
"You'll see! Now would you be so kind as to pull me to a muddy place of which I know of?" Ori asked, pointing to the mud puddle near the honey tree. So Josh Klarke pulled Ori the Pooh to the very muddy place, and Ori rolled around until she was black all over.
"There, now. Isn't this a clever disguise?" Ori asked Josh Klarke.
"What are you supposed to be?" Josh Klarke asked.
"A little black rain cloud, of course." Ori said.
Josh Klarke giggled and said, "Silly old girl."
"Now would you aim me at the bees, please?" Ori asked
"Careful, Ori! Hold on tight." Josh Klarke said, getting Ori ready to fly. "Four... three... two... one!"
Josh Klarke released the balloon, and Ori the Pooh started flying towards the honey tree, and she started singing again; I'm just a little black rain cloud, hovering under the honey tree... I'm only a little black rain cloud, pay no attention to little me.
Josh Klarke sang along with her; Everyone knows that a rain cloud Never eats honey, no, not a nip...
I'm just floating around over the ground, wondering where I will drip. Ori sang, as she was about to grab a handful of honey, but a bee noticed her, and flew on her nose. "Josh Klarke? I think the bees... S-U-S-P-E-C-T something." she giggled.
"Perhaps they think you're after their honey." Josh Klarke assumed.
"Why it maybe that. You never can tell with bees." Ori said, reaching her hand for some honey that was full of bees, and was about to place it in her mouth. I'm just a little black rain cloud. Hovering under the honey tree... Ori the Pooh placed her honey covered hand in her mouth, she started getting a funny feeling inside her house. She started spitting the bees out of her mouth like a machine gun, and continued doing so until her disguise was starting to wear off. One of the bees fell into the mud, and started limping around, and the other bees started hovering all over Ori the Pooh. "Josh Klarke! I think it would help with this deception if you would get, kind of open, your umbrella and say; 'Tut-tut, it looks like rain'?"
"Tut-tut, it looks like rain!" Josh Klarke said, with his umbrella over his head. "Tut-tut, it looks like rain!" The bee that fell into the mud shook its mud off itself and flew like a fighter plane up to Ori's butt and stung her. Ori the Pooh started losing control, and her butt got stuck between the branches of the honey tree.
"Josh Klarke, I have come to a very important decision. These are the wrong sorts of bees!" Just then a bunch of bees swarmed out of the honey tree, and Ori flew very fast forward, so much that the string of the balloon got detached, and the balloon started deflating and flew around. Ori grabbed onto the balloon and flew along with it really fast, and the bees continued to chase her. But just then the balloon turned around and flew towards the bees, and the bees started to get chased by Ori. They all went back into the tree, and Ori flew up in the air real high until the balloon was finally out of air. "JOSH KLARKE!" she yelled. "Oh bother. I think I shall come down."
"I'll catch you, Ori!" Josh Klarke yelled, as she caught Ori the Pooh safely. One of the bees alerted all the other bees, and they started rampaging towards Ori the Pooh and Josh Klarke.
"Hurry. Come on! The bees." Josh Klarke told her. They both started running away from the incoming swarm. Josh Klarke jumped over a log, and Ori the Pooh tried to follow, but she couldn't climb it.
"Help! Josh!" Ori cried. Josh Klarke came back and grabbed Ori the Pooh, then they both jumped inside the mud puddle with the umbrella over them, and the bees all flew away. "Josh Klarke, you can never tell with bees." Ori said, as she spit another bee out of her mouth.
