A/N: Bruhhhhh things have been so hectic on my end. Even more than usual. So I thought I might as well edit a recent drabble and share here LMAO.
Without further ado, enjoy!
"Sorry, I'm just better
Sorry, we're go-getters
Ain't my fault we're wicked, stunning, tricky
Why're you running? (Ooh-ooh)"
Go-Getters - Mori Calliope
Pairing - Adrinette + Marichat
Prompt - 'Simping for your boyfriend without realising he's your boyfriend'
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"Isn't he so amazing!? Look how he got that kid to smile and laugh while saving her so she wasn't scared at all!" Marinette babbled as she practically shoved her phone in Adrien's face, his lips still pursed in anticipation for their usual morning kisses only to see his alter-ego's iconic smirk on the screen. Straightening his face (and masking his whiny disappointment of not receiving a kiss from his girlfriend), he watched the footage of himself from the last Akuma battle with a hum. Still, he couldn't really understand Marinette's fascination and glee with his actions.
Then again, since this was just a normal thing for him (heroing on a daily basis for the past year or so), everyone else's perspectives would be totally different.
"Y-Yeah. The little girl looks like she's having fun too." He plastered on a grin but his heart was also running a million miles per hour with cold sweat running down his forehead and he had no idea why. Maybe it was just his body's natural reaction any time his vigilante's identity was discussed?
"Not just that— he also stayed behind when the healing light was cast and asked all the bystanders who were affected by the Akuma if they were okay! Chat Noir has such a good, good, good heart..." She brought the phone back to herself and stared at the screen with the most softest expression he'd ever seen her wear.
(So similar to the look she gave him back when he was suited up as Chat Noir and they danced across Paris that night and then...kissed.)
He couldn't stop the way his lips turned into a syrupy, lovesick smile at the sight of the love of his life and the softness that radiated from her cute, tiny frame. Had Chat Noir been someone else, he probably would have felt absolutely gutted by his girlfriend looking at someone else with so much love.
Hell!
He would have been akumatised right there and then and probably would have been on his way to pummel Chat Noir to a pulp for wooing his girlfriend so easily! Especially when it took a lot of time and effort as 'Adrien' to get her to even notice him and not run away from him every time he came close (before he was made aware of their mutual feelings but even after that, there were many, many hardships and obstacles they had to cross before they became official).
Thankfully, this was not the case and he could only melt like butter as Marinette continued to ramble about how amazing his alter-ego was and how she wanted to fight the entire world for not giving him the credit he deserved. Oh, how he loved, loved, LOVED Marinette Dupain-Cheng.
He didn't care if Plagg was making exaggerated groaning noises in the little pocket of his shirt; he was too deep in his pink bubbles and hearts as he watched his wonderful girlfriend carry on her passionate speech regarding her favourite hero and how she was going to create a PowerPoint to prove that the world was so damn stupid for not giving Chat Noir more love.
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"He is so sweet!" Before he knew it, she was holding his hands now and they were spinning around in the courtyard like little children playing an old playground game.
"So sweet~!" He chimed without a second thought, all pink hearts and shōjo bubbles and he was practically floating on cloud nine with her giggles like music to his ears.
"He deserves the world!"
"The world~!"
"We are Chat Noir's biggest fans!"
"The biggest~!"
"We will fight and destroy le Papillon ourselves and ensure that Chat Noir never has to get hurt or sacrifice himself ever again!"
"Yes! Destroy le Papillon~!"
"WE LOVE CHAT NOIR!"
"We love Chat Noir~!"
"WE LOVE CHAT NOIR SO MUCH!"
"So much~!"
As they continued to spin around innocently, gaining endeared smiles from some of the other students who happened to observe, Nino on the other hand was comically fuming with rage on his best friend's behalf. His complexion was dark red, literal steam hissed out of his ears like a kettle and his teeth clenched so tight they could shatter at any second.
Alya grimaced, pinching the bridge of her nose after realising what was going through her silly boyfriend's head.
Here we go again.
"Why— can you believe it, Alya!? That damn cat has stolen Marinette's heart away from Adrien! HOW DARE HE!?"
"Nino, babe. Come on—"
"I WILL NOT STAND BY AND LET THIS HAPPEN UNDER MY WATCH! JUST YOU WAIT CHAT NOIR! WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!"
"...Ugh."
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Rockatear 2.0 commenced later on that day but Nino's unjustified, petty little grudge against Chat Noir remained, much to the poor hero's confusion. And here he thought that the misunderstanding was cleared up ages ago!
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A/N: Man, I love the core four so much. They are literally four people sharing one singular brain cell and most of the time, they don't even use said brain cell properly. It's like they'll do anything but actually think when all four of them are in the same vicinity. My ideal friendship group honestly and I can't wait to see them back in action for season six~!
Too bad this dumb fandom will never see my vision of how god tier these four are, especially Alya and Nino U_U LITERALLY GOD TIER BEST FRIENDS BUT THEY ALWAYS GET SLEPT ON BY THE FANS.
The power of comrade mayo, bechamel and the other two (I forgot the names sue me) always so strong!
Anyways, I'll shut up and keep my fandom salt to myself I've already ranted enough about it online LMAO we are only here for a good time on my fics. Won't guarantee that I'll keep my mouth shut in the future about it (if you know, you know).
NOW FEED ME YOUR COMMENTS OR ELSE THE NEXT CAKE YOU BITE INTO WILL BE DENSER THAN A BLACK HOLE.
