"Uwaa it's so hot..."
"Puru i'm melting..."
After visiting happiness village to see the changes that began when harpy and mankind tried their hands at coexistence, and making some friends by beating the crap out of them, after being harassed by horny single harpies trying to kidnap Roman while underestimating Lime as small fry before being proven hilariously wrong, then getting some nice donations from the generous Harpy queen as apologies after a friendly spar when they told her about boomerangs and how they needed certain materials to make the best boomerang ever for Lime, the duo was on their way to the elf forest now that they were strong enough to defeat the knife ears and forage for more items.
(I wonder if i can convince Micaela to part with 2 of her feathers for us, considering angels are immune to everything but Holy, getting those and doing the final upgrade to Lime's boomerangs really early is a must for our self defense when Ilias plan begins, also because it would be funny whacking monsters with ease up to hellgondo)
"Uwaa it's too hot, this continent is too big, my legs are hurting"
"Do you want a piece of my slime to feel better?"
"Please"
Lime used slime heal
After tasting the refreshing slime pudding, Roman felt all of his pain and soreness melt away
"Thanks Lime"
"Puru you're welcome~"
This was a slow day for both of them, made worse by the lack of random encounters, with how much they farmed the monsters in the region, they built a nice reputation in the area both with the monsters and the humans. The monster side respected the power couple and the rising star slime girl who gone above and beyond her species, proving that with determination even the fodder for newbie heroes could rise up to become a threat, and the human side was divided between the zealots wary of the man who was training a monster to be even more dangerous, and the people with common sense, supporting the guy who was bridging the species gap by being in a equal relationship to a monster.
"Finally we're here"
"Puru~ the shadow feels so goood~"
"Let's rest a little before entering"
"Let's~"
plap plap plap plap slpurt splurt slpurt
Sometime later
(Ahhhh that was refreshing, being inside Lime does wonders for a body close to overheating)
"Thanks for the food~" the blue slime girl was painted white once again and began the slow process of digesting her best friend tasty tadpoles while sending him a lewd look, Roman was mesmerized watching his little swimmers fshhhhing melting away into her.
(I wonder if they felt good melting away... BAD BRAIN, NO VORE KINK, NO VORE KINK, Lime is a pure girl who would never do that! I WILL never let her enter that horrible path!)
"Cough, uhum, so Lime... let's begin our foraging?"
"Haaai~"
"Well, once we enter the forest we'll be attacked mostly by elves, with one or the other fairy trying to prank us, both sides are weak to pleasure, especially the elves, so go to town with them"
"Okay~" Lime bounced up and down entering the forest readying herself to play with her future friends
After training and being feed so much, Lime took a step further in her evolutionary tree and learned how to divide into a clone, achieving the paradox equivalent of the Mega Slime race, her skill with the boomerang also improved by leaps and bounds and with her twin shot skill her boomerang never missed anymore, at least against monsters in this continent.
Elf girl appears
"Halt intruders, this forest belongs to the elves go back now" the woman pointed her bow towards the duo
"Lime!"
"Haaaiiii~" Lime uses Slime heaven drawing the women into her puru puru goodness
"What are you d- aaaahnnnn"
Elf girl is defeated
"See, i told you elves are really lewd"
"Puru~ that was fun"
As they progressed inside the forest they collected whatever ressources they could find, Roman was pleased in finding a bunch of elemental stones, they also made friends with some fairies and pranked the elves together, earning friendship gifts from them, soon they would become a veritable threat to every elf in the forest, earning some attention from Micaela back at Enrika who came out to see the commotion.
"Go Lime go! Hey hands off the goods" Roman whacked a dark elf mage who tried to attack him with her tentacles earning a bunch of curses from the mistreated woman who fell like a sack of potatoes
"Puru, boomerang~ boomerang~~ Tey!" It was a slimy boomerangy massacre, lots of elves passed out either by cumming too much thanks to Lime's clone or with a bump in their head thanks to boomerang violence, Micalea, who just came around wanting to know what was all this commotion about, didn't know how to react to the mischief happening close to her home, so she released a bit of pressure and made everyone stop.
"Roman..." Lime being one of the weakest monsters against all elements became afraid and hid behind the man.
(We also need to find a element dampener for Lime... at least for holy and lighting attacks)
"So, what you two are doing hurting my people and making a mess out of my forest?" The stern woman didn't falter to the adorable scaredy visage of the slimegirl behind the man.
"W-well, you know... we were adventuring across the continent and just decided to forage some supplies from this forest after hearing it was a elf dwelling..." Roman didn't fare much better against the hot dommy mommy angel
"So you confess to being poachers?"
"What, no, no, we were just looking for plant based things, maybe some acorns, elemental stones..."
Roman voice became lower and lower until he whispered something which only Micaela could hear, alarming the woman with the last item of his list
"Angel feathers..."
With speed they weren't expecting Micaela warped in, grabbed both the human and the slime before disappearing back to her home.
thud "Ouch" "ouchie"
"Explain now!"
"Well, Micaela it's a pleasure to meet you I'm Roman, just your normal run of the mill, slime girl loving, world crossing guy with a mission"
"I have no time for jokes" the seraph wasn't amused
"Sighs, well i hope this place is warded against Ilias then, so the thing is"
Roman explained his knowledge of future events, how he knew Micaela and the purpose of Enrika existence, about Luka, Marcellus and Lucifina, about Ilias plan for Luka and in case he didn't strike Alice down she would come down and wipe the planet clean with the help of Black Alice so the great seal woulnd't be dispelled, and how he was traveling around with Lime to craft her the ultimate weapon for when the fated day comes, and how the final ingredient for it was was angel feathers to add the holy element capable of harming angels, then asked the fallen seraph if she could part with some to give them the means of defending themselves and the Slime village in the future.
"Puru~ I never knew Roman was a seer! Thank you for caring for us~" always the positive girl, the grittier parts of his talk gone right over her head, Lime didn't want to think about sad things so she wouldn't
"I not quite a seer Lime, many things are kinda different from what i know but you're welcome, and you're right, i'll always care for the cute balls of happiness that are you and your friends"
"Your history is too convenient, even if it's something i know Ilias would do, but letting you carry around those feathers will put a target at on your backs instantly, the holy element concentrated in the heavens for a reason, if you go around with that weapon Ilias would notice immediately and smite you thinking you either are a fallen angel or a threat" Micaela dashed their hopes with hard facts
"Yeah that would be a problem... Ilias is completely focused on Luka, but there's no doubt that once she feels your feathers traveling around the world she would be alarmed" coming here and trying was worth a shot at least, Roman would have to make do by searching for feathers when the time came, or maybe he could share some knowledge from Earth with Prommestein and get some of hers as payment, she no doubt would be interested in the world crossing tech even though it ended with a kaboom.
"Still, preparing isn't without its worth, show me your plans for said weapon, maybe i could make it myself" Micaela had a thin smile, thinking it was a good way to mess with her mother.
"Are you sure? Some of the ingredients are kinda rare?"
"Enrika had lots of time to amass a veritable amouth of riches from all over the world thanks to some of our villagers going undercover to trade with different races, you can be assured, we have more than enough of what's needed"
"Hey Lime, did you hear it? The ultimate boomerang is upon us"
"Yay, Micaela is a nice lady Puru Puru~"
Being blasted point blank by Lime's sheer adorableness the stern seraph faltered a little being reminded of her late little sister who also was a bundle of energy, dedicated to mass killing of monsters, but happy energy nonetheless
"Just show me the plans and how to do it already"
Roman proceeded to tell her the entire synthesis chain of the boomerang until it became the angel fish tentarang, Micaela took notes of it, and had to call some of the villagers who were able to fly, so they could go to the Fairy island ask the fairy smithy some favors, but she was sure she could do it with what she had on hand.
"Now this weapon will be too great for both of you to use around willy nilly, i'll make it for you but Lime will only use it when the time comes, she can't be too dependant of a weapon and forgo her natural talents, because that's a recipe for disaster" Micaela warned the duo, a good weapon would be wasted with someone who couldn't use it after all
"I understand puru! I'll train hard and become worthy of the boomerang!"
"Ohh Lime, if only more people like you had this determination"
"Puru..."
"When the time comes you'll be the strongest slime, and most impotantly the coolest slime"
"Puru! then we'll terrorize the seas together~ yaaarr"
"Ata girl, that truly will be ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMANCE"
"Puru Romaaaaaaaaaance~"
Micaela stared blankly at the duo with no words for the idiots in front of her as the sun found a way to pass the canopy of the forest and shine brightly on them from the windows of her house, not paying much attention to this curious face, she shooed them so she could work at this new project, those zealots under Ilias would be in for a nice surprise when these plans bore fruit.
Outside Micaela's house
"So this is Enrika, it feels mystical i can almost hear the theme song"
"It feels nice, the air is good, and the water is tasty~" Lime took a sip from the well while Roman was gazing around
"Isn't it Lime?"
The couple walked around the village and spoke to its inhabitants, Roman was surprised to see actual angels other than Micaela in this town, he was unnerved about how many things until now were more closely related to Paradox than the og trilogy, luckily there was no Tartarus to be found during their travels.
"So why angels like you are here? I thought only Micaela and Lucifina had the courage to rebel?"
"W-well... we kinda got too into punishing the sinners so we acted more and more like those despicable monsters, Ilias disliked that and sent us to be punished, but when we saw that Prommestein was creating chimeras out of us and monsters we ran away"
"Yeah, no one deserves that fate..."
"But ever since coming here Micaela didn't let us have any men! We are hitting out limits bro!"
"Bro?!"
The angels stared at Roman lewdly, no, more like a predator staring at a piece of meat
"Pray tell me, how many years ever since your last sinner?" Roman began stepping back to run away but now he was surrounded
"Too many!" The fallen angels pounced
"Shit, here we go again... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Lime walked away from Roman before his encounter with the angels so she wasn't alerted of the happenings between human and the holy, not long after she found the fairies she made friends with when they were pranking the elves and played hide n seek with them, during this play she found out she evolved a step further and now could make a second clone, she used it to trick the fairies while she hid herself in a crevice, when the fairy that was It stopped searching for her the slime girl jumped at the little girl
"Puru~~ let's feel good together"
"Hehe that tickles~ do more do more~"
The patrolling elves were annoyed by that and got horny seeing how dexterous Lime was with her body, they got even more annoyed when seeing that the one man in the village was being milked by the angels already, so they moaned with frustration once again having to find a mushroom at the forest to satisfy themselves.
The next day
"Roman what happened? Slime heal! teyyy!"
Lime finally remembered Roman, and found him passed out close to a group of very embarassed angels.
"W-well, sorry for hitting your male, we just didn't have any for so long that we... kinda didn't know when to stop..."
"Youuuu..."
"Ugh, Lime don't hurt them too much, it kinda was my fault, i shouldn't have left my guard down just because we are in a friendly place"
"Ok Roman~" Slime Splash
Lime bubbly legs exploded in a wave of jiggly goodness coating the group of angels and readying them for her revenge
"Hehe~ what are you doing little girl?"
The angels who by now were still far above her in levels of power let the girl do her thing, they knew they were in the wrong, also if they hurt Micaela guests there would be a hell worse than Ilias could do to pay, also also what could a low leveled Slime girl even do?
"Puru, in the name of Romance~ get punished! Slime heaven!" Lime made 2 extra clones and together no angel orifice was left unviolated, the fruits of powergrinding Ilias continent and an entire forest of elves were shown
"Wait stop aaahnnnnn~"
"This feels too goood~"
"I can't anymore~"
"Puru puru~"
"Go get em Lime! Level up lots!" Roman weakly cheered his partner from the ground
"Will do Roman~"
By "fighting" end game content while still at the beginning, Lime felt her power and experiences surge even more, the more the non hostile angels she defeated, the closer she was to becoming the coolest slime girl
(Coming to Enrika was the right choice, Lime's powergrinding like crazy)
"Puru~" Mass slime heal, Ecstasy Slime
"Ahnnn~~ please do more~"
The angels were force feed their energy back only for it to be Puru'd out of them again
Roman still on the ground was doing his best cheerleader impression with boomerangs goading Lime, while the angels lost count of how many times they lost to the girl
Mass mega slime heal Divine Destiny
(How much xp these angels have? She's already at the end of Giga slime and Purifying slime paths?)
Slime utopia!
The fallen angels suffered the greatest humiliation by the hands of a girl they considered smallfry, they dreaded for the world once the monster they created was released into it, the blob of orgasms finally receded now that it felt it couldn't get any more out of the angels, all the clones merged back into the lovely girl we all know.
"Puru~~ puru~ Boomerang Boomerang~"
Slime danced happily
"Boomerang~ Boomerang~"
Roman shifted happily in the ground
"I did it Roman! The bad girls are punished!" Lime healed him back up and raised his hands up and down
"Yes, you did, you adorable little thing" Roman patted the girl and gave her a fish
"Puru praise me more~"
"Ehem..." The couple of idiots turned back to a very not amused Micaela once again
"I spent yesterday and the entire night with your request, here you have it"
As the seraph brought out the thing, Lime stared at it mesmerized, one could see and feel the elements visibly dancing around it
"This is the ultimate boomerang Lime"
"Hm"
"Isn't it beautiful?"
"Hm!"
"What do one does when receiving such a gift then?"
"Thank you Micaela!"
Lime hugged the seraph in a tight embrace, the woman who never got such a show of affection after she was separated from her sister froze up, then returned it to the small girl before her.
"After everything you did to my girls i think you're more than ready to use it, but remember, only when the time comes, defeating non hostile angels is simple but Ilias would actively send her hit squads to kill you both if she feels it out in the world, for now just use your normal boomerang and your newfound skills as a queen candidate" Micaela warned sternly
"Hai~ i'll use it only when the bad angels try to hurt us~"
"And i'll be here for Lime to always remind her to stay in the right path"
"This is for you Roman, you can't defend Lime if you're weaker than her after all, we made this using the same idea you had for her boomerang"
Micaela pulled out a sword with the same properties as Lime's boomerang
(The fractal angel custom? NICE)
"I placed a seal on the holy element of both weapons, just like the one we use to hide ourselves from Ilias in Enrika, just to make sure in case one of you use it before the due time, if you ever find Luka during your journey please help him"
"Will do"
"If it's for his good auntie, i forgive the purple hero~"
"Now go, you have things to do in the outside world, if you can, try to prepare the people to fight back, just like Luka is doing with his coexistence journey"
Micaela kicked them out of the village, the angels said goodbye and told Lime and Roman they were always welcome, the fairies said they would miss her prank friend, the flustered horny elves refused to make eye contact since they couldn't get neither the man or the slime girl.
"So where do we go now Roman" Lime asked when they finally got out of the forest
"Anywhere you want my dear Lime~"
"Then to the seas!"
"Iliasport it is then!"
The couple made of a man with future knowledge and a overpowered slime girl walked into the sunset.
At undine's spring
"This power signature?!"
Erubetie was alarmed, one of her sisters finally reached a point to contest with her for the queen status, finally a kindred spirit to walk with her as an equal.
"Yes Erubetie, the time finally has come"
Undine as the spirit and ruler of water knew Lime on a personal level, the flow of the water was strong on the slime race so she always knew what they were doing, and knowing the girl gone to Enrika and came back from it she knew where the girl got her newfound power instantly.
"Can you tell me where she is now?"
"Calm down my old friend, let the girl be, she's prancing happily around the world with her friend, but if you want a hint... hehe i heard her dreams about becoming a pirate and terrorizing the seas together with her companion"
"A... pirate..." Erubetie had no words for this, even though slime girls were dependant on water, it was know that if one felt into the ocean they wouldn't be coming back as they mixed away into the seas
"She's putting herself in too much danger!"
"Oh Erubetie, have faith in your sister, it was her dream, also wouldn't it be funny hearing about a slime girl terrorizing the human ships?"
"A little..." Erubetie resting bitch face had a small smile thinking about one of her race attacking human ships and disrupting their navy and supply routes.
"Let's wait then, i'm sure she'll come here one day, one who wants to be a Queen can't do so without taking the title from the one who currently holds it"
Erubetie accepted Undine terms and disappeared to spread the word, the spring was a little more happier after this fact, everyone was curious about their sister who became a queen candidate and was a daredevil challenging the ocean, truly the rising star of the slime race.
Back with the duo
"Achoo"
"Do slime girls ever get a cold?"
"Puru i don't think so?"
"Then someone was talking about you"
"Puru?"
