The Treasure Caves, the latest and final stop of the duo adventures in Ilias continent after solving every problem they could that Luka forgot, to accrue materials and cold hard cash for the realization of Lime's dream

"It's good neither Nanabi or Tamamo were here anymore" Roman didn't control his greed as he pocketed everything shiny at the caves final room

"Hmm~ why you say that Roman?" Lime asked while pocketing her part at the side

"We would have a hard time dealing with them while filling our pockets"

Roman flipped a old golden coin he got from the hoard, with Luka getting the Poseidon's bell and ignoring the treasure from the treasure cave, the kitsunes had no reason to stay there, and no monster here cared about the treasures that remained other than the mimics who demanded the chests and pots, this made the couple fill their pockets with enough riches to maybe get their own boat instead of stealing one, all in all was a nice last stop before Iliasport and the romance of the seas.

"Still, with everything we accumulated, our equipments provided by Micaela and our experiences from battle, nothing in Ilias continent can stop us now, and with all the money we got maybe we can buy our own boat, i would feel bad making Iliasport people's lives harder when they just recovered from those storms"

"Hmm~ People who live from fishing shouldn't be harmed~"

"But if the law enforcers try to jail us they get whacked right?"

"Yeah~" Lime pocketed the last treasure, satisfied with their work they finally left the cave onwards to their future

Iliasport

"Welcome to Iliasport... Halt, MONSTER!"

Every new town they visited was like this, one would think word would travel fast about a huge man traveling around with a boomerang carrying slime girl doing good deeds, and monster "slaying" around the continent but nope.

"Yeah, yeah, Monster enthusiast at your service, c'mon man, you make trade with a town of mermaids..."

"W-we still have protocol to follow!"

"How about ya go and buy some nice things for you, or maybe your girlfriend if you have one, here"

Roman threw some gold coins from his hoard at the guards, and their animosity cleared as if it was never there.

"Very well good sir, welcome to Iliasport and enjoy your stay, do you want a guide?"

"Nah, we'll find our way just fine"

When they entered, people stared at them with some levels of concern, spite, jealousy or awe Roman didn't care about it, but Lime wasn't accustomed to it yet.

"Puru... it never feels good being stared like that Roman..."

"Oh Lime... i know it's hard to ignore it, but at your level you shouldn't care about them so much, a show of force is enough"

"But i don't want to hurt the humans, or have them fear me..."

"Never let go of that thought Lime, no matter what"

After restocking their supplies and going to the port ask how much for a boat, they got annoyed when the sailors laughed at the rookies, telling they could never man a ship with only 2 people even if they had the money to buy one, when they told the sailors they would become the greatest pirates in these seas they got laughed at even harder.

"These guys are annoying me Lime..."

"Me too Roman"

"Even though you said you don't want to hurt the humans, and i told you to never let go of that thought, can we teach them a lesson just this time?"

"I'm really angry at them for laughing at my dream Roman..."

"Very well gentlemen, if we can't man a ship then we just have to force you to do it for us, this is officially the beginning of our great pirate legend and you all will be part of it! Lime!"

"Hai Roman! let's beat these smelly sea urchins and teach them arrr nasty lesson yaaarr~!"

The sailors had no chance at all against the 2 overpowered adventures, the duo felt kind of bad for them, weren't men of the sea supposed to be strong? How did they survive the crossing that for sure was attacked often by sea dwelling monster girls?

"Yarr come at me her filthy barnacles, i'll wipe the ship with your grease and send you to the fishes Puru!"

Lime's switch flipped in a way Roman wasn't expecting and acted like a complete savage, her boomerang didn't forgive neither forget, every sailor around ended up with a bump on their heads and cringing from her continuous use of "pirate language"

"Okay stop, stop, have mercy and please stop with the silly pirate talk, no one uses it anymore!" The haggard captain pleaded

"Okay~" Lime threw a passed out sailor onto the ever growing mound of bodies Roman pilled up to the side and only the bruised captain remained

"So will you accept our terms?" Roman smiled with a sly smile

"Right, right, you brutes, for shame..." The captain weakly accepted his fate under these lunatics, his life prospects surely would take a massive dip from whatever insanity they planned with this talk about piracy

"Welcome, welcome you all my friends~ now yer the first crew members of the Jiggly pirates yaarr~" Lime healed them back to full surprising the fearful people who came to see the commotion, not expecting the monster to show mercy.

"Wait, i heard about an adventuring couple composed of a slime girl and a human going around the entire continent raising hell everywhere... could it be?"

"Roman and Lime the slime? The heroic duo who solved the slug infestation crisis in Midas village?" "The ones behind the meteoric rise of Vanilla the vampiric merchant?" "Who endured incredible 10 minutes at Pornof before running away?" "Who cleaned out all of our travelling routes by beating the shit out of so many monsters, they whisper their names with dread at night?"

Roman and Lime getting the recognition they deserved puffed out with pride and their noses grew to the skies

"Since my great and wise captain is a good girl you can be sure we'll treat you well, man our ship and help us take the booty, everything related to fighting you can leave to us for now before we whip you into fit and stronger men, you can even get some monster loving from wild mermaids and other monsters we plan to recruit on the way, we won't judge"

"Aye cap'n!" every sailor woke up at the mention of booty and booty, their loyalty was this easy to get, perverts

"Puru~ Now go yar rapscallions we have a sea to conquer in the name of the Jiggly pirates!" Lime waved her boomerang challenging the oceanic mother

"ROMAAAANCEE" "Puru~ Romaaaancee" they praised the sun and it answered once again, shining brightly down upon the duo, confusing the heck out of everyone present, the ex-captain smiled at these idiots, he would do his best to whip them into shape on how to lead a crew.

[Sea Adventures log 1: The first month]

It's been 2 weeks since we began our activities at the seas, Lime wanted to go and ransack the other ships, but me and the ex-captain who ironically is named Cervantes, or, as Alice would say, Citizen A, convinced her this wasn't the way.

"But whyyy~" Lime pouted, bored out of her mind, she finally became a pirate and the best action they had was the befriending one or other wild mermaids wanting to steal their crewmates, at least Lime had good training in sea battling, her trusty boomerang coming back to her even after entering the deep waters seeking its victims.

"We're still a small group, not enough resources or fame to compete with them, if we begin attacking everything that moves, soon enough the kingdoms will bring down their forces on us"

Cervantes accepted his part as the voice of reason.

"We must first do as we did back in the continent and become famous by our feats of battle, being overall helpful and finding treasures, especially if we conquer places with scary legends behind them" Roman's eyes glinted with greed at the last part and Cervantes looked at him with a expression telling how batshit insane the man was.

"Hmm~ so we just need to make new friends?" Cervantes cringed and Roman smiled, Lime's idea of making new friends became too similar with a certain magical girl who dressed like a gundam, superior firepower and untold levels of violence, the increased resilience to physical trauma the inhabitants of this world had was a boon since no deaths yet happened by their hands, and hopefully never would.

"Yes! let's make new friends Lime!, lots of friends, it's time to find some nice loving girls for our crewmates" Roman noticed how Cervantes perked up at that "but before that, it's time to train them again!" the man had a sadistic smile now

(Oh not again!)

Cervantes and the sailors couldn't deny the effectiveness of Roman's insane training regimen, the problem was the untold levels of pain that came with it, even if Lime healed them back up right after and rewarded them by calling some friendly mermaids, if the guys did well.

"Puru~ Let's grind these sea slugs until they become... ermm... umm.. sea sharks!" Lime was full of joy, training her friends to become stronger was one of her favorite pastimes after making love with Roman and befriending Sirens out of the sky.

Another two weeks passed by, Cervantes and the crewmates just acted like they did before being "recruited" by the Jiggly Pirates, the grueling training which finally bore fruit, as some sea monsters could be fought 1 on 1 by the crewmates instead of throwing their entire group at them, the monster ladies were more than happy in rewarding the strong and able men of the sea, they got nice gossip from the monsters about safer sea routes, and by the demands of their leaders, scary sea stories and rumours of treasure to investigate. This also increased their fame little by little with other ships by acting as security guards of the seas, for a fee of course.

"Now that the talks are finished, let's enjoy ourselves laa laa laaaaa~" The beautiful Siren melted her friend into mush with her song and milked him gently with her pussy, he didn't last a minute

"Aieeeeeeee!" splurt splurt splurt

While things like this were happening all over the ship during this not so quiet and cloudy night, in the captain's cabin, Roman and Lime planned their next actions

"It took us a month of seafaring, but now we have more than enough information about places to try and conquer to increase our fame in the seas"

"Puru~ let's make new friends Roman, it would be good if we found some nice girls who like me are weak against the sea but still dream of conquering it"

"It's good you said that Lime, we found out there's a cave by an solitary island between Sentora and Ilias continent where spider girls were found"

"Spider girls? Aren't they mean monsters who want to eat everyone?"

"Yes they are Lime, but above that they respect power, so if we come around and befriend everyone, i bet they would accept coming into our crew willingly, and after imparting them with some of our training and life on the seas, who knows, we could heal them from their need of killing people"

"Puru... I still fear for our friends Roman.. I got it! The Jiggly pirates have no rules yet, so i'll make the first and only supreme rule to protect our new friends!" Lime announced, Roman liked were this was going, Lime grabbed the brass phone Roman built for ship announcements and called everyone.

"Puru~ here is your captain speaking can you hear me~? Lime will pass down the first ever rule of the Jiggly pirates~ keep your ears open right?" By now the monsters where the only ones still fully conscious so they made sure to hear the captain's orders to relay to their food sources.

"Umu~ No crewmate must ever try to commit suicide by letting a monster kill or eat them, no monster must ever kill or try to eat their crewmates even if they ask for it, you must stop them to the best of your efforts until me or Roman comes around and whack them on the head!" Lime waited as the noises of confusion began all over the ship before continuing.

"The Jiggly pirates are a big family, they are Lime's first friends ever since my sisters back at home and Roman who is helping me achieve this dream, and, i don't want to see my family die, so i ask you all to abide by and enforce this rule" Lime looked at Roman and got a thumbs up from him.

(I'm so proud of you, the evil route was successfully erased)

Then the ship blew up with cheers from the friends they made and some sailors who woke up during Lime's heartfelt announcement exclaiming praises for their beloved leader.

"Cap'n Cap'n Cap'n Lime, the fairest and greatest Pirate of these seas!"

"Cap'n Cap'n Cap'n Lime, her boomerang makes even the fiercest one flee!"

"Cap'n Lime, will grab her way to coexistence by the balls!"

"Awww thank you guys~" Lime smiled as the cheers came from all over, before Roman patted her on the head

"You deserve it Lime, your truly are ROOOOOOOOMANCEEEEE!" Roman did the thing again

"Puru~ Romaaaaaance!" Lime followed it

"Roooooomance!" the sailors also did it, confusing the monsters as this was the first time they've seen this praise before noticing the moon was shining brighter than usual during this night, rays of moonlight shone brightly above the boat.

"Hmm so romantic, and with the moon like that i'm feeling a even bigger fire in my loins~" Suffice to say the effects of the Moon answering their leaders praise since brother Sun was out hit the monsters hard, and everyone with a dick got fucked to the point of shriveling up, but they still controlled themselves to not kill their friends and break the rule their cute captain just passed down.