[Sea Adventures log 2: Raiding the spider race and recruiting the Princess]
One month and 2 weeks have passed ever since we first set sail, by now we had a mix of friendly mermaids, sirens and other sea monsters recruited as crewmates other than our starting amount of sailors, as we travelled to the spider's cave, soon enough I would rip a spider shaped toy from Black Alice's hands and help Luka with his journey without him ever knowing it
"Aport!"
crash
"Well it could've been better! Sailors, monsters this is it! Lime and I planned to recruit the spiders as our new crew mates, i know how you feel about them since they are notorious killers, but fret not, with the cuteness of our cap'n and her befriending methods, soon we'll bring the spiders to light and step further towards coexistence, but above that, being one step closer of becoming the strongest pirates!" Roman raised his rainbow sword and the sailors cheered
"First Mate Roman! Bringer of true Romance to bridge the species gap!"
"Puru~ i couldn't say it better Roman, fret not yer rapscallions, today's menu will be friendly spider legs! i promise it by this Boomerang i have in my hand!" Lime raised the weapon of mass destruction high to the skies and everyone cheered
"Great Captain Lime! Bringer of true friendship to bridge the species gap!"
This commotion didn't go unnoticed and soon enough the vanguard of the spider caves came out to attack the food who delivered themselves right into their home
"Oh it's so nice of you weaker species to finally know your betters and come to us instead of forcing us to hunt you down" a group of normal spiders taunted before attacking
"Sorry ladies, but this time you'll be the ones proven as the weak ones, prepare to be befriended! Lime!"
"Hai Roman! Teyy~" Lime opened up the befriending act, by making a bunch of clones which also copied her boomerang, a rainbow of destruction rained down upon the poor arachnids who underestimated the dumb looking girl.
"Good job captain! Dosha!" Roman using sword skills taught by the more warrior minded mermaids they befriended, beat the shit out of the stunned spiders, making they topple into a pile of bodies, still breathing as he held himself back.
"Now, by the laws of monsters respecting strength before accepting others as their equals, we invite you to become part of the the Jiggly pirates, you're our friends now!" Roman announced
"Auuuuugh..." The group of spiders moaned
"Puru~ you, can think about it, while we go and make more friends~" Lime rushed inside the cave followed by roman, while the sailors and monsters tied the spiders up
The caves were dark damp and treacherous, lighting up the hip lantern he made for this occasion, they cautiously delved further in the dark maw, Lime's sense for treasure always tingling had to be reigned in by Roman, they couldn't afford to lose their way, they would wipe this place clean later after completing their mission.
"So you two are the leaders of the group outside, how courageous of a lowly human and a weak slime to come to our lair and fight us" an Arachne lord appeared, her red eyes shining in the darkness
"Underestimate us at your own peril lady, you'll see that weak people pack a punch when backed to the wall" Roman got closer to Lime, if the Arachne used her webs on him it would be game over, but Lime's body was immune to it so it would be the best shield
"Indeed, but i'm smarter than the weak rabble you defeated there, i'll show you the meaning of fear!"
With unexpected speed the lord sprung up her trap and filled the room with webs, she would take her time violating the duo before eating them and spitting out the corpses at the crew outside
"Lime deal with the webs, and give me a clone for protection!"
"Hai hai~"
Lime's body spread around eating all the webs, while a piece of her shifted into a shield and placed itself on Roman's arm
"Ingenuous but not enough"
"Oh it's more than enough! Kiyeh!" Roman slashed 4 times in quick succession hitting the joints of the woman legs with lots of elemental damage, ripping 2 of them straight out
"Gyaaahhhh" the spider began writhing at the floor suffering horribly as the stumps bled out yellow blood
"Fuck, i did it too hard, Lime! Heal!"
"Okay Roman, spider lady eat this!" Lime force fed the wailing spider a blob of her healing slime as the woman passed out, the stumps of her legs bubbling up as new legs formed.
"Let's send her back to the others and let them explain things to her while we explore further"
"Okay~"
The arachne lord was surprisingly light for her size, so Roman after some fumbling held her like a sack of potatoes and following Lime's trail to the outside, threw the woman to his crewmates, they would do the job from here on.
"Well it was expected that some day i would hurt someone more than intended, i need to make sure to not fumble things again, dead people would only feed the revenge cycle"
"Hmm~ don't feel so bad Roman, you just need to remember your mistakes and do better next time~"
"Thank Lime"
"Ehehe~"
As the couple sunk deeper into the lair of the spider race, they found out the race wasn't in the best situation, other than the group of spiders at the entrance, they encountered at max 2 of each other species, while musing about it looking worse than what was told in paradox, Roman finally reached the throne of the Spider Princess.
"So the heroes finally came after us to extinguish our species, have at thee! This princess will never go out without a fight!"
"Heroes?" Roman looked around
"Where?" Lime also did it
"What?" Spider princess was confused
"Ohh Princess, you're getting all of this wrong, we're pirates"
"Hmm~ and we came here for the booty~"
"We'll make friends with your booty~" both pointed their weapons at the woman
Anger veins popped up in the Princess head, these two fools come all the way after beating those weak shits she has for subordinates only to joke at her face, the Princess will never let that stand
"You insufferable peasants, you came to my dwelling and beat my subordinates to tell to my face you want to steal my riches? Eating you is too much of a mercy, i'll kill you both first then feast on your corpses!"
The fight that followed was a disaster, if one thought her huge bulk made her slower than the other spiders they would be in for a nasty surprise, the princess fought with the grace of a ballerina, easily avoiding Roman and Lime's attacks and countering with her swords, much to her anger the pirates knew better and dodged her attacks, with the back and forth they soon entered a stalemate before Roman came up with a plan
"Lime, aim for the roofs, let's cave this place in"
"That's too dangerous!"
"What's life without the spice of danger my beloved! Look at the holes at the ceiling, the Sun is shining into this chamber, bringing that ceiling down won't bury us under a mountain" (hopefully)
Lime wasn't sure about this plan but relented after hearing the confidence in Roman's words, they would never befriend the Princess if they didn't do something insane to tilt the balance
"You really think i would let you do that?" The Spider princess snarled with renewed fury and clashed again against the man who now was on a playful mood
"Of course my concubine~ after we beat the crap out of you, you'll be getting a really nice~ reward~" Roman winked
Not expecting something so shameless the woman stopped just enough in her surprise for Roman to capitalize on it and go for her legs, they were hard as fuck and each strike against them made his arms feel like jelly, but just like he did to the Lord back then, soon enough the spider princess was screaming with pain after losing 3 appendages.
"Now Lime!" Roman disengaged and ran towards his girl before hiding under her, hoping her soft body would protect him from the consequences of his idiotic plan
"PURU, What's that about a concubine Roman?! Comet boomerang! blow this cave away~" Lime's weapon exploded the ceiling and soon enough a bunch of rubble buried them under it, the princess taking the worst of the brunt.
"I hope i never have to go for shit like this again..." Roma was joyful as Lime called back a bunch of her clones and enveloped him safely inside her body to protect him
"I'm feeling reeeeally hungry Roman... and after what you just said, i think i'll be having a nibble~ Pu~ru~" Lime's threatening voice came from all directions while he was inside her, Roman shivered with how she was speaking
"Sorry Lime! Forgiveme, anything but thaaaaaaaat!"
"Puru~ okay, don't be afraid, i would never hurt you~ But you better be ready to explain things..."
After a long and hard battle which made them give everything they had after so long with small fries, they finally defeated the boss spider girl, who toppled to the floor and looked at the duo with a hateful glare from all the injuries of having a entire cave ceiling crushing her
"To think the spider race fell so far, losing to petty thieves"
"Sighs It's that line of thought that made you lose in first place Spider Princess" Roman being freed from the slime bubble walked to her before kneeling down and raising her chin with his hand, gently cleaning up her face while staring deep inside her eyes, their heartbeats increased at the same time
(Damn she's hot, praise Jingai Modoki's creations)
(Damn being manhandled like this is hot, and after that concubine talk.. give me my reward already my beloved) Spider princess expression turned lustful
"Everyone knows its the weakest species that fights the hardest in the game of survival, the strong ones who revel in their power without ever trying to improve themselves are fated to disappear with the march of evolution, improve and adapt, those who don't just die, no one is free from this law of nature" Roman stared at the fallen woman with a serious expression.
(Damn that was cheesy, i'll cringe for years remembering this crap at the worst moments)
(He's so cheesy, but the way he seriously delivered this crap... hnng c'mon stop teasing and take your spoils, we'll make the spider species great again!)
"Roman you're so cool" Lime not knowing better innocently praised her companion, piercing him with metaphorical stakes all over.
(You're making me feel even worse Lime!)
"Your words speak the truth human, so, as the strongest, kill me now and end this, earn your spoils as the hero who defeated the most predatory species and erased it" Spider princess sensing the discomfort of the man so close to her threw him a bone.
(Oh thank you my beautiful 8... 5 legged friend)
"Yeah... how about we don't do that and you become our crewmate instead?"
"What?" the Princess didn't expect such a curveball
"You see, we all know that no monster needs to eat and kill people to survive, and could just make do with other animals, all you need is semen, so if you change your ways and try hard enough you could even get the crown of the insect queen back in your hands, we would even help you if you agree to it" Roman threw the princess a offer she couldn't refuse
"You're suggesting me to change my entire species culture to accept and coexist with those weaker than us and not eat them? You're both strong for what you are, but everyone else are cattle at best!" She was incensed, she would never accept this kind of humiliation, death would be better than this crap, also when they'll stop all this talking and go for the sex?
"Do you prefer the fate of the honey badger girls than the continued survival of your own kind?"
The Princess cringed, every voracious monster knew the fate of the most reviled species, the fate of the badgers was a effective cautionary tale and one of the only times Ilias and the Dark Goddess ever acted together to purge something, that's why even the most sadistic monsters at least treat humans like cattle instead of going on a murderous rampage.
Roman stood up and looked at her like she was less than garbage, sending shivers all over her body.
(Could it be i'm a masochist as much as i am a sadist?)
"What a shame, it seems negotiations are over, let's just put her out of her misery then, she's as bad as those badgers, we got lots of other spiders to make our offer to anyways, Lime..."
(Wait, no! Don't do that to meeeee!) Spider princess genuinely panicked inside
"Roman?" Lime was worried, Roman never threatened someone with like this, this wasn't a side of him she liked, then the man smirked at the spider giving her the hint she needed.
"Fufu, I accept your terms my beloved, but only if you become my dearest husband, with a male as strong as you to teach me intimately how to treat the weaker species with care in our little love nest, this Princess is sure she can change for the better fufufu" Spider princess eyes shined with a predatory red looking at this mischievous morsel who kept teasing her.
"Impossible" Roman dashed the arachnid hopes before adding "Lime is the first wife, the most important girl of me life and my cap'n, you can be my concubine but only if she approves" Roman reminded her of what he said to distract the woman.
"Puru~ we were married Roman? waaa yaayyyy~~ yayyyyy" Lime felt some tinge of jealousy after what Roman offered to Spider Princess, but it was all washed away with this sudden revelation, now she also got the cues of what he wanted to do, as Lime became a very smart girl.
"Ever since the day we first met, i loved you more than anything Lime, and after everything we did together, well we are more married than any other couple out there aren't we" the man embraced the slime in front of the spider and awakened even more masochistic voyeur tendencies in her
"Puru~ we need to officialize it then, we need to go and visit Undine to get her blessing~"
(It seems i can't escape from dealing with Erubetie then, so be it, i'll slap the emo out of that woman sooner than planned!)
"Fufu you sadists, first you defeat me, make some naughty promises then deny me my terms and rub it on my face with your wife, very well captain Lime please let me be Roman's first concubine, it's only right for a strong personage to have multiple women under him after all, but my loyalty will only become permanent after you put me back at the position of Insect Queen"
"We can accept those terms Hime"
"Puru~ Welcome to the Jiggly pirates~ you will call me cap'n Lime from now on, it's a pleasure to make friends with you" Lime looked at the bigger woman and puffed up her chest asserting the pecking order before force feeding the spider her healing slime, with enough force to choke her a little.
(This is the beginning of very strange relationships, is this 1% of what paradox Luka felt?)
"My concubine" Roman closed in and slapped the spider's abdomen as if it was a big shapely butt sending shivers all over the sadomasochistic monster who bowed down, to avoid showing the reddening of her face
"I'm grateful for this chance my lord, captain mistress Lime, this Hime will work had to fulfill her duties as the first concubine"
"ROMAAAAAAAAANCE!" "Roooomaaaaance~" their praises echoed signing their crewmates about their victory after the cave in, the glorious incandescent Sun shone brightly on top of the duo to confirm it.
(Luka won't have to deal with the spider invasion anymore, you better be thankful you masochist purple idiot)
"Lime, let's strengthen our bonds of friendship even further with the Hime" Roman challenged death and death answered with a cute voice and a sadistic voice
"Hai~" Lime took a more voluptuous adult form, fit to milk everything out of him and the princess, she would work extra hard now that their relationship was confirmed, to not lose to the spider woman and always remind her of the pecking order.
"Fufu i'll show you both the power that only the apex of the insect race possesses, my lords" Princess face darkened as a she sealed the three into a web cocoon, then began doing unimaginable things that would make even the most depraved of their crew shiver and tell sad tales sobbing for their missing First Mate.
(I'M NOT DEAD YOU BUFFONS! I ALSO DON'T REGRET ANYTHIIIIIING AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
When the trio was found by their crew, followed by the still captive spiders, the disheveled Spider Princess informed everyone of their new position while licking her lips from all the slime and semen, telling they were free to accept and follow them as new crew members and go on an adventure to rule the seas, or stay back at the caves and rebuild.
"Sure" "Why not?" " It was boring at the cave, and who the hell can even rebuild that anymore?" "Those sailors look tasty~"
The spider species having nothing much to do decided to accept it, at least they would have nice food from these strong looking humans, a very dried Roman and energetic Lime soon dashed their hopes telling them they were family now, and bonds of family should never be broken by killing one another, even if that was the entire schtick of the spiders, they would still be free to milk willing partners to the brink, but never kill them even if their companions asked for it, this was their law and people who broke it would be harshly punished, some spiders shivered remembering the dismemberments accepted those terms.
"Welcome friends~ I hope we become the happiest family of the seas~" Lime jiggled happily after successfully befriending new people.
"You'll find out that living at a enclosed space depending on one another to survive, while having nowhere to run is a great way of building up a bond with your neighbors~" 80% dried Roman winked at the spiders who dispersed to socialize with their future neighbors and possible romantic partners, before talking to Spider Princess.
"So, Princess, is that your name or you have something else we could call you as?" 75% dried Roman asked
"Fufu, Spider Princess is my name my lord, but i know it would be a mouthful to refer to me as such every time, and since came up with a nickname already this concubine accepts being called Hime"
"Hime it is then! simple and it means Princess in Yamatai but its easier to slip from the tongue than Princess" 70% dried Roman was relieved from not being forced to use that mouthful name
"Hime~ Hime~ where's the booty?" Lime finally came with the real questions, her pirate senses still remembering the pain of not being able to loot while exploring
"Fufu, mistress Lime, i fear that by caving in our lair, you destroyed all treasure within"
"Oh noooo~!"
Lime raised her hands to the sky for the injustice she suffered after so much hard work
(Fufufu) Hime liked this, having a last laugh over the girl who defeated her
"Still, the spider species has something better to offer Lime" 65% dried Roman added
"Puru? tell tell~! Heal up!" Lime finally rehydrates Roman
"Their silk is amongst the best crafting material one could get from a monster, rich people would pay lots for high quality spider girl silk to make their clothes, and with the spider species being part of our crew, imagine the gold fountain we have on our hands" Lime's eyes shone brightly with this new information
"You want us to become silk cows my lord, how evil fufu~"
"Would you do it for your lord, Hime" Roman held her face and stared inside her eyes with that dominating gaze again
"Fufu, you know how to press my buttons, consider it done, but only in small amounts, our silk production requires high amounts of proteins, and since eating our friends..." the word came slowly as the princess never used or thought she would use the word in her life "is off the table, we can't do as much of it without it becoming unhealthy"
"That explains why only some of the girls used web traps while others were full physical hmm hmm"
"Can silk be used to reinforce the boat, roman? the girls are light, but i don't think the boat can support more people"
"Well... silk is supposed to be as strong as steel, maybe? Let's plan this with Hime and our crafters later"
"As you wish Mistress Lime, Lord Roman"
"Puru... just call me cap'n Lime"
"I also dislike being called a lord, but if you must, do it when we are tangled with political situations in the future"
"This Hime complies fufu"
pa pa pa pam Spider species befriended, Silk production obtained, Black Alice toys stolen from her before she ever came to get them
Somewhere else
"Fufufu, to think a human and a small slime girl would take my toys from me, this is too fun! Hey Prommie, isn't this fun?!" a childish girl brimming with an aura of dark power dressed as Alice from wonderland threw her legs up in laughter.
"I have no words for it Black Alice, science doesn't care about fun" the scientist with a eternal bored expression answered, never stopping her calculations and experiments.
"You're so boooooring, but i like you, your toys are fun, i really like that Awawa girl too~" Prommestein didn't answer the compliment leaving Black Alice to speak by herself.
"Ahh, back at my times i used to keep slime girls at the basement of my castle, i remember how they happily came up to the throne room when everyone was afraid and just asked me to play with them at the water slides, it was fun~" The monster lord knew as a irredeemable psychopath by everyone in the world reminisced fondly of her morality pets back then, she wondered if they gone and started anew after her death, or if they died soon after.
"Good for you, so you're telling me that for?" Prommestein satisfied with her results gave some of her time to her partner in crime
"I became a fan~ i'll enjoy watching the future adventures of that human and that cute slime, it'll be amusing~"
"Hmm... well if he proves himself to not be only thinking with his dick, and make build with his brain, maybe he'll have my interest" Prommestein gone back to her experiments
"Fufufu..."
