"Its shame your beauty is plastered to this poster," Cat Noir watched from a nearby rooftop as Ladybug talked to one of his posters of himself as Adrien. "For your golden hair should be blowing through the wind…." Cat covered his mouth, muffling his snickers as Ladybug literally looked starry-eyed. She didn't….no!
Deciding to go investigate, Cat jumped from his perch and headed towards her whistling. "Who's there?" Ladybug called, whirling her yo-yo. "Its just me, the great, the incredible Cat Noir!" Cat leaped from the shadows, landing next to Ladybug.
Her look of surprise soon turned smug. "You really missed your calling, Kitty," she teased. "You mean how I want to be the Ultimate Pun Master, or setting the world record for the world's longest nap?"
Ladybug sighed. "I think you already have the first mission in the bag, and Rip Van Winkle has you beat for the second. No, you should be in drama!" "That Rip fellow sure was a lucky guy," Cat muttered. "Any meow, what are you doing wandering the streets of Paris alone after patrol?" "Oh, um, taking in the night air."
"Uh-uh. It wouldn't happen to be about a certain poster of Adrien would it?" his eyes twinkled. "I...you, fine!" she spluttered. "But its a secret! I have a crush on Adrien!" She clapped a hand to her mouth. "The model boy?" "Yes! He's the beautiful boy in Paris, with lips as soft as a blossom, hair like golden strands, eyes that make your heart melt with one look!" Cat's eyes narrowed. "How do you know his lips are soft?" Ladybug fiddled with her fingers. "I, may have kissed him once or twice."
Cat leaned forward. "What if I said I was Adrien?" "Ha, your pulling my wing." "My love, your don't have wings." "Cat, are you testing me?" "Wouldn't you like to know?" he whispered.
Ladybug gasped as they stared each other down. Cat did have blonde hair and green eyes, just like Adrien, but lots of boys didn't they? "Oh, well, since we can't know our idenites….." Cat grinned.
Oh, cheese and crackers, now she was as curious as a cat!
"Wait, I know what your up to," Ladybug wagged a finger under Cat's nose. "You and Adrien are pulling a prank on me! Nice try, fur ball!"
Ladybug zipped away, and Cat grinned a huge grin. Sure, maybe the masks hadn't come off tonight, but he knew his lady's secret crush!
