( Princess Pong was at Salacious B Crumb's burger stand )
Salacious: Greetings my favourite customer what can I get you?
Princess Pong: Just a soda please I'm really thirsty.
Salacious: Here you are.
Princess Pong: Thanks say Salacious Crumb you never told me how you came here in the first place.
Salacious: Well then let me tell you how.
( A flashback was shown of Salacious Crumb's life before he came to live in Show Town )
Salacious: After the destruction of Jabba's sail barge I went off to the desert to find a new job then I came across an advertisement for stand up seeing as I like cracking jokes I signed up for it only things went wrong horribly.
Salacious ( In flashback ): So the next you help a bear tell them you can always give them a paw ( laughs )
( The crowd booed loudly at Salacious's joke and throws tomatoes at him before an usher came on the stage and threw him out )
Princess Pong: Oh dear I remember you told me you failed at stand up once so what next?
Salacious: Then I got another job to light a candle of the tallest cake you can imagine it was Mos Eisley's 100th anniversary and I volunteered to light the candle of the tallest cake in the galaxy it was so tall it even reached the heavens but that is when I light it I soon realised that was a big mistake.
( In the flashback when Salacious light the candle on the giant cake the people down below realised it was just a giant balloon all along they warned him to not to light the candle but it was too late the candle was light causing a giant explosion )
Salacious: I was just about to give up when I realised before the cake incident I visited a little place called Show Town for a Halloween party.
Princess Pong: Hey that's the same one me and my friends went to.
Salacious: Right and then I thought to myself if I moved to there I could get a job that will fit me well and now here I am banished to an employee of a fast food stand and soon to open my first ever restaurant and any visitors from the galaxy who come here never speak the name of the cake incident.
Princess Pong: Wow that was a great story Salacious and I can't wait to see your restaurant when it opens.
Salacious: It's going to be great but I hope it doesn't rival the other fast food restaurants around here.
The end
