Author's Note: Here is Chapter 9! Enjoy!
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Bijuu talk/thinking
'Thinking'
"Talking"
"I had an idea. And this wouldn't work without complete secrecy, nobody except the jinchuuriki themselves could know about it. Otherwise, everything would be ruined," Naruto said, he tucked the letter into the envelope and made duplicates, slipping all of them in the pocket that fastened onto his fox, "Hurry, Sumi," He saw Sumi disappear in an instant, he stood up and turned to face the window, "Here we go."
====After Some Time====
Naruto gathered with Sasuke and Sakura to eat, "You guys know that the Chunnin exams are coming up right?"
"Yeah, I heard about that," Sasuke said.
"Chunnin exam?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah, if you win in Chunnin exams, you become Chunnin," Sasuke said.
"Miso pork ramen please..." Naruto said.
"Me too," Sakura said.
"Today you're not dieting," Teuchi said.
"Nope," Sakura said.
"Pork ramen with extra chicken please," Sasuke said.
"It's coming right up," Teuchi said.
"And Naruto? You saw the bird too?" Sasuke asked.
"Yeah, Iruka once said something about it in academy, that the messenger bird always sent the Chunnin exams replies," Naruto explain.
"You listened to Iruka in class," Sakura said.
"Hah! Who do you think I am? You're talking to Naruto-sama," Naruto said.
"Hai, hai," Sakura said.
"So, we have to have a game plan," Naruto said.
"You're right," Sasuke said.
"Couldn't you guys just use the information that you two used with Zabuza?" Sakura said.
"No, that was too basic. We need something for all scenarios," Sasuke said.
"Well, all scenarios may be exaggerating a bit, but for many scenarios," Naruto said.
"Same difference," Sasuke said.
"So? What are you thinking?" Sakura asked.
"So, this is what I was thinking..." Naruto began to explain to him.
"Naruto, you aren't as stupid as I thought!" Sakura said.
"That seems more like an insult than a compliment... Bitch. You know what now on I will call you bitch," Naruto said.
"Whatever," said Sakura. They all stood up and paid for their food, walking away and talking about the new formation.
"But we can only use it for big fights, if we get really pushed back," Sasuke said.
"Yeah, but I didn't know you could do that technique bitch," Naruto said.
"I practice it more last night so it's perfect," Sakura said.
"But not mastered," Naruto said.
"Well, it's hard. I mean so hard," Sakura said.
"Oh yeah, Naruto has a good jutsu too," Sasuke said, Naruto was confused, but before he could say anything, a small explosion happened behind them.
"*Cough Cough* Konohamaru! I told you we used too much-too much gunpowder!" said a voice.
"Ahhh! We're fine don't worry!" said a boy.
"... Really Konohamaru?" Naruto asked.
"But Naruto-niichan! You promised to play ninja with us today!" Konohamaru said.
"What? A ninja playing ninja? Are you serious Naruto?" asked Sakura.
"Disappointing, Naruto," Sasuke said.
"Uhh... Shut up bitch and Uchiha. He is just a kid, that's why I do that," said Naruto.
"Hey nii-chan, is she you? you know..." said Konohamaru.
"Oh, that bitch? No, no she is a bitch, of course not," Naruto said.
"Oh, thank god! She is ugly and as flat as a board," Konohamaru said.
Sakura began to get angry, "You little brat," she yelled, she began to try to chase him.
"Hah-ah-ah! You can't catch me ugly!" Konohamaru said.
"Get back here," Sakura said. Naruto and Sasuke began to laugh.
"Gah!?" Konohamaru yelled.
"What?" Naruto said. They both ran around the corner. Naruto saw Konohamaru being held up by a boy with a black jumpsuit.
'A purple face paint, a giant thing on his back and black cat ears? What?' Sasuke thought.
"You little twerp, watch was you're going!" the man said.
U-uh, please put him down, I'm sorry, it was my fault!" Sakura said.
"Pu the boy down," Sasuke said.
"Do you really want to get into another Shinobi war?" Naruto asked.
"Why would that happen?" a girl asked.
"Because the boy you are holding up right now is the Hokage's grandson," Naruto said.
"What?" questioned the girl.
"Kankuro. Put the child down," said a voice. Sasuke saw a red-haired boy sitting in a branch of the tree.
'I didn't even sense him!" Sasuke thought.
"G-gaara, i-it wasn't me! It was the kid! He ran into m-!" said Kankuro.
"Put. Him. Down. Temari, why didn't you stop him?" Gaara asked.
"U-uh..." Temari stuttered.
"No matter. It's fine, just a little misunderstanding, ne? Gaara-kun?" Naruto said.
"What?" said Temari.
"He is going to get killed, and it won't be our fault," Kankuro said.
"Well, that's a first," Sasuke said.
"Sasuke-kun! don't get involved in this," Sakura said.
"Shut up bitch," Sasuke shot back.
"Ah, Naruto-san. What a pleasant surprise," Gaara said. Naruto frowned and slapped Gaara on the back.
"Stand straight! Eyes up! Smile! And no formalities!" Naruto chirped.
"What. The Fuck. Kill him Gaara," Temari said.
"Just kill him already. He's annoying anyways. Fucking blonde midgets. Kill him!" Kankuro said.
"You stupid idiot I'm a blonde too!" Temari yelled.
"Naruto? You know this guy?" Sasuke said.
'Naruto knows another scary dude?" Sakura thought.
"Yep!" Naruto said, "You could say he is like... my brother!"
"What?" they all said.
"You've gotten better at surviving hugs," Naruto said.
"You haven't gotten any better at letting me breathe through one," Gaara said.
"So, you guys here for the Chunnin Exams?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah, you guys competing?" Temari asked.
"We don't know yet," Sakura answered.
"Why do you have cat ears on your head?" Sasuke asked.
"Where else would I put them? My butt?" Kankuro asked sarcastically.
"No, why in hell do you even have them?" Sasuke asked.
"I don't know, Temari makes me wear them, something about maybe making a good impression, whatever that means," Kankuro said.
"Hah," Sasuke said.
"Gaara?" Naruto said.
"Yeah?" Gaara asked.
"Come closer," Naruto said, Gaara did as asked, "Did you get the letter?"
"Yes, any replies?" Gaara asked.
"Fuu, Yugito and Utakata so far, although Utakata did say he was also writing on behalf of the oh-so-busy Mizukage; Yagura," Naruto said.
"So that makes 6 of us ready, keep me posted," Gaara said, then he backed away, "Come on Kankuro, Temari, we have to get back to Baki."
"Okey," Temari said.
"Goodbye, Naruto," Gaara said.
"Never say 'goodbye', it means like we won't see each other again, say 'say ya'," Naruto explained.
"See ya, Mr. Nine," Gaara said.
"See ya! Mr. One!" Naruto said.
====The Next Day====
Naruto had left his apartment, "I have to go where Kakashi-sensei call us. I had to make sure that all the members of the team would agree to go, otherwise the plan would go to waste." By then Naruto arrived.
"Good morning, Naruto!" Sakura said.
Naruto smiled, "Morning Bitch," Naruto said.
"Morning," Sasuke said.
"Okey, Sakura is happy, and Sasuke is greeting me, what's the occasion?" Naruto asked. Kakashi appeared behind Naruto.
"Ah I suppose you all have noticed that the Chunnin Exams are coming up," Kakashi said. Naruto jumped high by the surprise.
"Gah! Don't surprise me like that sensei! So?" Naruto said.
"Yeah, I've recommended you all for the Chunnin Exams. Here are the letters," Kakashi said, as he gave each Genin a letter, "Now, you don't have to go if you don't want to, the whole team doesn't have to go."
"Thanks, Kakashi-sensei! See you later," Naruto said.
"We'll make sure that everyone turns up! We already know that only a full Team can participate!" Sakura said.
"They're more intelligent than I thought they'd be. Thank God," whispered Kakashi.
"Guys," Naruto have a smirk smile, "Let's kick some Genin butt."
====The Next Day====
"Okey, let's see… Accepted, yep, and another yes. That's… so Gaara, Yugito, Yagura, Roshi, Han, Utakata, Fuu, Killer Bee. That's everyone, including me," Naruto said, "Done. Let's get this show on the road." Naruto met up with Sakura and Sasuke.
"Got your letter?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah, you guys to?" Naruto asked.
"Yaa," Sakura said. They walked into the familiar hallways of the place that taught them the fundamental skills of being a ninja. Naruto was confused at the sight they saw.
"Why are a pair of genin standing in front of the doorway that other genin want to enter," Naruto said.
"But isn't that…?" Sakura said.
"Hagane Kotetsu and Kimizuka Izumo, the gatekeepers, in a transformation," Sasuke said.
"They think this is where we're meant to enter. A genjutsu," Naruto said.
"My sharingan is stopping the genjutsu from entering my system so I didn't even notice," Sasuke said.
"Uh, I didn't even know we were meant to enter on the 3rd floor, but this is only the 2nd, we only went up one flight of stairs so obviously…" Sakura said.
"I just knew," Naruto said.
"Please! Let us through! We're going to be late!" said the genin. Sakura was about to reveal the genjutsu when Naruto stopped her by the shoulder.
"But they don't even know," said Sakura.
"Exactly," Sasuke said.
"Kotetsu and Izumo are doing the right thing; they're weeding out the weak ones," Naruto said, "If they can't even see through a genjutsu, then how are they supposed to pass the exam."
"It is less trouble to fight against these people anyways, so the weak ones can go, and we can concentrate on the stronger ones," Sasuke said.
"You have a point… Okey! Let's go to the real 3rd floor," Sakura said. They walked up and met the sensei.
"You found out about the genjutsu, well done. However, why didn't you tell anyone?" Kakashi asked.
"Weeding out the weak genin," Naruto said.
"Good job, but… You really wanted to be flashy, didn't you," Kakashi said.
"Yeah!" Sakura said. Kakashi sighed.
"People have died in this exam, so, are you guys ready?" Kakashi asked.
"We are prepared sensei," Sakura said.
"Don't underestimate us," Sasuke said.
"They don't know what is coming at them," Naruto said.
"Then you may enter," Kakashi said, "This'll be interesting."
End of Chapter 9
Author's Note: Hope you enjoyed! See you in Chapter 10! Bye!
