Day in the life of a reaper
Prologue
Scene 1
Life sucks,
A woman and a man went into a room.
Scene 2
Then reproduce,
Then shows a hospital room.
Scene 3
Then you die.
Shows a casket at a funeral.
Though my life sucked, I was fortunate not to experience having my Vagina resized to a watermelon.
Scene 4
To a school in sex-ed, a teacher holding a lemon and a watermelon.
Scene 5
In a hospital room, a woman was screaming at her husband.
Woman: You did this to me!
Thank God I didn't have a boyfriend, so that cancels the hole baby thing, though sometimes I wondered if I would've been a better mother than my mother or….
Scene 6
Then George was daydreaming about what it would have been like if she was still alive, and had children. Holding a screaming crying baby while 2 older kids were physically fighting over a plush toy, while their house was on fire.
Scene 7
Then George came to the realization
…..Yeah, no, thank God I'm dead, that would have been a total nightmare.
Scene 8
George was at the table with Rube, Mason, Daisy, and Roxy was at the table talking and Rube was passing out sticky notes.
George: So, who's the unlucky soul today?
George looks down at the note at the E.t.d, estimated time of death.
Name: T. Moran
E.T.D: 2:00 pm
1242 South Boulevard
George: God, that's a horrible fucked up name it almost sounds like moron, and the place, that side of town is the fucking worst!
Mason: Oh, it's not that bad, there's a lot of cuties there, or so I've heard.
Rube: Pick up women on your own time, please peanut, please don't be late for this one.
George: Why?
Rube: Just go please and take Mason with you.
George: Again, why?
Rube, with rage, throws his hands on the table.
Rube: George please, just do as you're told please, for once.
George was shocked, she had never seen Rube this mad before.
George: Ok! Fine! Whatever just can someone take us, I don't want to be shot, or stabbed!
Rube and Roxy: You won't get shot!
Mason: Or stabbed, but aren't you already dead? Why are you worrying so much about it for?
Daisy: I don't know, she's got a point, it is a rough and tuff neighborhood filled with cokeheads, sex traffickers, rapists, and murderers.
Rube: You, get going! You, stop with the fearmongering!
Roxy: Here, before Rube busts a blood vessel, I'll take you two nimrods, and Mason, no drugs in or around my car, please.
Mason: Come on Roxy, I may be a drug addict sleaze ball, but I don't have any drugs on me all the Bloody time.
Roxy: Should I frisk you, make you look stupid and check, or have you check yourself.
Mason: Oh, I've been waiting for you to frisk me, please frisk me, love…
Then he went by her ear and purred seductively.
Mason (Whisper): And it's in my secret hiding spot, way up in my bum, so have fun, I know I certainly will.
Roxy: Uh, you perv! I would rather Fuck a house plant; God I wish I could come up with something here.
George:…
But I got nothing.
George: Why do I always get stuck in the fucking middle of your guy's stupid fights?! Please get a fucking room.
