"Is there any chance Six Eyes is looking for a partner?"

Megumi paused the game and the three teenagers turned to Sukuna in surprise. They didn't expect Sukuna to suddenly ask a question like that when they're playing Overcooked.

It was Megumi's turn to supervise Sukuna today when Gojo was out for a week-long mission. But Yuuji and Nobara always tagged along. They would play games in Sukuna's apartment with Sukuna's Nintendo Switch whenever they had 'supervising missions'.

The three of them were sitting on the floor while Sukuna was lying on his side on the sofa, taking up the entire space. Yuuji scooted closer to Sukuna, "A partner? Like… a girlfriend? Or a boyfriend?"

Nobara smacked Yuuji's head and said, "Of course Sukuna's talking about romantic partners, you dunce!"

Yuuji rubbed the back of his head, "Ow… What are you? A tiger?"

Noabra tsked, "Don't comment about my strength when yours is crazy strong! I didn't even hit that hard. Stop whining."

As those two bickered, Megumi answered, "He doesn't have time for a relationship."

Megumi wondered what this was all about. He never thought he would hear Sukuna asking about his guardian's love-life.

Sukuna hummed, seemingly satisfied with that reply, "So Six Eyes is single."

Megumi let out a scoff, "You're not interested in him, are you?"

Instead of answering, Sukuna picked up his controller and resumed the game, "We are getting three stars this round."

Nobara quickly paused the game and said, "No, no. We're not skipping over this."

Yuuji said with sparkling eyes, "Sukuna, you like Gojo-sensei?"

There was no way for the teens to drop the matter. So Sukuna replied simply, "Yes."

Megumi grimaced, "How unfortunate."

Yuuji and Nobara, on the other hand, looked intrigued and excited. They let out a long string of 'oooooh!' upon hearing the answer.

Sukuna threatened lowly, "Don't tell him, or else I'll tear your heads off."

The three teens exchanged a glance, conversing with their eyes. They nodded their heads in union and turned to Sukuna. Yuuji replied cheerfully, "We won't!"

Eager to know more, Nobara asked, "Are you going to try and get with him?"

"I will court him."

Another string of 'Ooooooh' ensued. Megumi just looked like he swallowed something awful.

Megumi responded rationally, "He is not going to accept your advances. What can you offer him?"

Sukuna wasn't pleased that Megumi was doubting his chances. Sukuna said, "I can offer him anything. You wouldn't know these things about courtship anyway, as young as you are, brat."

Megumi snarked, "You think you'd know? You thousand-year-old virgin."

Yuuji wheezed and Nobara gasped so much she almost choked.

Sukuna widened his eyes.The audacity of this brat!Sukuna retorted, "I'll have you know I had been courted by thousands while you were still non-existent."

Megumi continued, "Doesn't change the fact that you're bitchless."

Yuuji and Nobara were cackling as they leaned against each other for support.

Sukuna scowled and reached over to smack Yuuji's head. Yuuji yelped and complained, "Why do you only hit me? She's also laughing."

"You annoy me the most, brat."

"What? That's not fair!"

Sukuna huffed. Then he looked at Megumi, "I'll figure it out."

Yuuji added, "So you admit that you don't know how to-"

Smack!

"Argh! Stop it! I have been hit three times already. I'm going to get a concussion at this rate."

Nobara snickered, "It's fine. There wouldn't be a difference whether you lose a few brain cells or not."

"Wow. Stop attacking me," Yuuji said with a pout. He turned to ask Sukuna, "How long do you plan on winning sensei over?"

Sukuna replied, "That depends on that dumbass. It's his fault if it takes too long."

Megumi rolled his eyes and muttered, "Of course…"

Sukuna gave Megumi a pointed stare.

"... What?" Megumi asked when Sukuna just kept staring.

"You know him the best. Anything I should know before I begin my courtship?"

Megumi didn't want this conversation to continue any longer. Everyone talking about winning his guardian over made him feel weird. But Yuuji's and Nobara's curious gaze were urging him to speak.

Megumi sighed, "He isn't easily impressed. He's picky when it comes to food, people, anything, really."

Sukuna was still staring, waiting for Megumi to elaborate.

Annoyed, Megumi groaned and said, "You have to be as rich as he is. He respects people who are on his level."

That was not true but Megumi just wanted Sukuna to stop bothering him.

Hearing that, Sukuna's expression became blank.

Because Sukuna was broke as hell.

Everyone knew Sukuna had no money. All of his necessities were paid and provided by Jujutsu High. Yuuji resisted the urge to laugh again. He knew he'd get a concussion for sure if he laughed. Nobara was grinning.

Sukuna frowned as he considered. But soon, an idea formed.

Sukuna would rob the whole Gojo Clan. Gojo would be as broke as he was. Then Sukuna could court Gojo with the money he got.Perfect.

Sukuna got up from the sofa and said, "I'm heading out."

Yuuji perked up, "Where are we going?"

"I didn't say 'we'. You three stay here."

"But we're still supposed to supervise you."

As Sukuna went to his own room to get changed, he said, "No one will know if you don't tell."

Megumi looked hesitant. Nobara patted his shoulder and said, "It'll be fine. It's not like it's the first time he went out without us."


Sukuna left the apartment and walked to a stadium for boat racing not far from here.

It's easy to spot who he was looking for. There was an area where there were significantly less people. They were too intimidated to be sitting near that man.

Sukuna walked over to him, "Toji Fushiguro."

Toji's eyes flickered to Sukuna, "Huh, the King of Curses. What brings you here?"

Toji never thought he'd ever see Sukuna. He heard that Sukuna was always being watched by Gojo Satoru and that sorcerer would never let Sukuna be anywhere near him.

Sukuna got straight to the point, "We're robbing the Gojo Clan."

It immediately had Toji's interests. Toji leaned back against the chair, crossing his arms, "How much are we talking?"

"Everything. We'll take everything from them, until his estates are empty. Then we will empty Six Eyes' bank account."

A grin appeared on Toji's face.Oh yeah.

He couldn't wait to make Gojo get a taste of being broke.