I must say I had tons of fun writing this one. Hope you'll have as much as I had!

Another very big thanks to TheShadowsEgbe for helping me fix it and making it more readable ahah


The Pope

He couldn't believe how painful and horrible running was. Well he couldn't believe he had gotten so fat and soft either. If he wanted to seduce a woman, any woman, in the near future he knew he had to get back in shape. For now, even his status as chief of police didn't help.

Puffing some more as he climbed the slight hilll, a pair of legs caught his attention. He slowed down his course, deciding on a well deserved respite while appreciating the view. God, she was beautiful. Sexy even. His eyes went up her body: miles and miles of toned legs, small and firm backside, very feminine hips and waist. Her hair gave him pause. He had a strange feeling, like he knew her or should recognize her. Her high ponytail bounced in rhythm with her steps. He could tell, even in the dark, that her hair was wonderfully thick and soft, the lights shining on it. He wasn't sure of the color, under some streetlight it seemed nearly red and under some other blonde. For sure, he would not mind taking her from behind while grabbing that ponytail of hers!

Oh, he had to calm down and fast. Running while being hard wasn't something he wanted to repeat. God, he really had to find someone… Celibacy was not good for him. He lifted his eyes once more and thanked the dude who invented leggings. Sure, legs like that deserved to be displayed in shorts, like the shorter the better but well, it was early December and frankly not that hot. During his musing, he noticed for the first time that the woman wasn't alone. In fact, she was with a man. Of course she was… A young, lean man. Maybe it was her brother… Or her roommate… But there was something about that man though… That weird haircut, the way he moved… Intrigued, he turned down his headphones. The young man was talking a lot while the woman was very quiet, except for her heavy breathing. That surprised him a bit because she seemed fitter than him. He could make out the form of her muscles underneath her clothes. He could see how small and strong her calf was, her legging not covering it all. The man, on the other hand, was thin but didn't appear to be that muscular. And he knew that voice but couldn't place it. He was talking about some TV show or Youtube thingy, nothing interesting really.

As the hill got steeper, he had to stop thinking to concentrate on his breathing, and the beautiful behind that was bouncing flawlessly in front of his eyes. Suddenly, said backside came to an abrupt stop. He moved his eyes up, intrigued. He recognised him right away, his white hair was certainly a dead give away. The couple in front of him stopped walking and met up with him. The woman moved closer to the Lieutenant and, that one he did not see coming, wrapped her arms around his neck for a quick kiss. That Fucker! He just had an accident, broke a couple of ribs or whatnot and still managed to get himself a beautiful girl. One day, he'll have to find the nerves to ask him his secret. He must have one. How could he end up with such babes all the times when he was just..

"Hey Chief!" Flynn said, waving his hand, holding something black in it. That was just his luck. He couldn't even go for a run without meeting his subordinate. And being reminded that he was still single. He gave him a tight lip smile and waved back. What else could he do?!

The woman turned around at that instant. Shocked, his foot caught on a tree root and the young man had to catch him. Mortified, he took a step back and raised his spine. How could he … How was it even possible?! How many times did he ask her out while she was still in FID? She had always declined, stating that she was a married woman. He had even tried to bribe her last year with tickets to the Japanese American Museum. Oh he knew she went, she just chose to go without him! And now… Now she was kissing Flynn! How the hell did that happen?! Really, how?! How did Sharon Raydor, the IceQueen with perfect legs, end up with such a loser?! When she could have him? He was the Chief of Police, for God's Sake! Sure, he had taken a bit of weight but the first time he asked her out was way before that. And at least he did not have to get a blood clot removed!

No, he'll have to class that under insanity. Or Flynn's magical charm. He didn't know what to believe in anymore. He just shook his head and continued his run.