Chapter 11: I just bought more land in the metaverse.
"A new traveler has entered the metaverse, enjoy your stay." Quandale was pixelized into a city reminisant to his own. He took a walk around, and slipped on that same banana peel! This time, he had enough. He found a spellbook, and with his entire surroundings becoming corrupted, turned the peel into Porky, the most pathetic thing in existence. It was so pathetic it dissipated into nothing. He couldn't stop himself from bursting out laughing on his long desired revenge.
Once the comedy fit was over, he looked closer. Though it looked similar to his city, everything seemed to be a bit more polygonal, with the sky looking more like a gif than anything. *Beep* From the ground a hologram of Freeman shows up. "Ah, my son, I've done some research and a major weakness of the figure is it draws power from certain things. That leaves us to locate and smash these sources to the ground. You're pretty good at that second part, aren't you? Ah, I'm just joking.
Anyways, the first thing that we must do is obliterate what you call "brainrot". *Sigh* I found two major sources. Our targets are the *cringes* Skibidi Toilet and Gegagedigedagedago universes. "What, but both of those become bet-" "Shut up, haven't you seen what these have done to our youth? This hot garbage turned what would have been the prime generation of humanity into *inhales* Skibidi Ohio Fanun Tax Mewer Gyat Sigma Rizz idiots. And forgive me for my foul language. As I was saying, it won't be good enough just to kill each of those characters all at once. *Grins* I have a better idea for that. Since they share the same universe, I created a device that, when activated, will cause the reality to crumple in on itself, all you have to do is find where it can be activated." Freeman finishes, exhausted. "You know, I guess I could sacrifice having any hope of watching good GTA SA memes if it means the world will become better." Quandale thought to himself. "Alright, I'm in, Freeman." "Excellent, the portal to enter is on the left, now I've got some business to attend to." Freeman said as he left.
"Wait, his left, or my left?" Quandale thought, confused. Two identical portals were next to each other. Good thing Quandale found a Dogecoin! Cocking his head with a grin, he flipped the coin to find out which portal to go, and… it landed on its side. "WHAT, HOW, you know what, this is taking too long, let's just go my left." Portal traveling was something he was yet to be used to. It felt like he was liquified, being sucked into a vacuum, but it wasn't as bad as he thought. Exiting was nauseating as he felt himself get reconstructed. "Dang, I hope I got it right." He found himself in a room, almost like a prison. Within this room were bars, and a shadow covering the other side. "Hey, could you help me out? I promise that it won't be too difficult." Ignoring Freeman's advice to not do any side quests, he accepted the voice's offer. With his offer accepted, the voice moved in directly next to Quandale and he could see who the voice was. He was wearing a white shirt with a backwards grey cap and looked like a filter was put on him. "Ok, we don't have much time before security arrives. All you have to do is find 1 Etherium, then I'll collect it myself somehow. To help I've sent three allies to assist you, now, goodbye."
