Chapter 12: The pain itself is the reason why.
Quandale didn't get a chance to ask any further questions as he was instantly teleported away somewhere. A voice transmission came in. "Alright, just checking to make sure you are in the right universe and you are. Just want to verify that you went to the portal in my left which you did, now continue your task."
The world outside looked like a desert, but not all that hot. Upon closer expection he was in a badlands type biome. The hills of orange and yellow terracotta gave it away. "Let me show you how to scratch it." The Dinglinator turns around to see a chicken sandwich beatboxing. Next, a bowl of ramen spontanulously teleports in. "MmmSamamyoasunigimahueman." Lastly a nugget drops from the sky. "Gegagedigedagedago." While he was watching this cursed scene he felt something on his back.
"Turn around slowly and we won't have a problem." He did so to see a robot. "So are you ally or threat?" "Look I am ally." Quandale replied. He didn't intend on being one, just a cover so he could find the location. "Well lookie here, someone new." The nugget said, levitating closer. "Well at least you've joined us in a time of peace." Quandale was confused. "Wait, I thought the entire point of your series was war, and if so, why the hostilities?" "Oh, if you are referring to that war let's just say the Astros were just a figment of our imagination and peace was assured. Besides, not even I can remember what they were fighting about. The only thing left are these resurgents and they haven't shown themselves yet, but I think that I can trust you to follow us back to our base." "Hey, as long as I don't have to listen to that Skibidi cringe anymore, I'll follow." Quandale was escorted by the robot and the food items into a base.
"This is station Omega, a recent base we made, I guess while you're here, you can join your other organic friends." After that, the robot left, leaving the other part of the group alone in a rather spacious room. Besides Quandale and the food items, there was a blue guy, and a guy making blue. "I am Walter Hardwell White. I used to live in 308 Nerga Arroyo lane but now I live here for some reason." Dingle recognizes the other person to be Megamind, but something is off. Megamind began to speak. "hEllO LOyA-" *spine shattering slap* "NO, NEVER AGAIN WILL I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THAT." The nugget screamed while bashing the clone with a bat. After five minutes and 43 seconds of slamming, all there was left was high-grade explosives. "Wait a minute-" The explosives detonated creating a large hole in the wall. "Wait, let me cook, this is a setup, isn't it?" Walter followed.
Almost like clockwork, a large force of alien like creatures began to be revealed throughout the hillside. *Alert, take battle positions.* The outpost flashed red as everyone began to equip themselves for the defense. "Well, time to sell product." Walter declared as he stood up ready to Break Bad "You know, I like this guy, I'll be your gunman." The Dinglinator followed. They left as the wall behind them closed via emergency shutters. "What are you doing here, this is a combat zone?" An android questioned. "That's the neat part, only in active combat zones do we sell the most. Quandale, cover me." *Rehehehehe* Quandale then began rushing at the lines guns blazing attracting most of the force to him. The good gunman then steps back as Walter White steps infront. He tosses vibrant crystals of energy at the enemy force, which absorbs it. Dingle is dumbfounded. "Ok, what did you thi-" "Shh, let me cook. *To crowd* What you had, *holds up a ge. vibrating with unstable energy, is not real crystal." Walter White than throws the gem at the enemy force and in an epic firework scene, they all spontanulously combust. "Babies y'all like a FIIIIrework." Unfortunately for Walter, one still stood. "All your base belong to us, delpoy the failsafe." A random alien said before getting sniped by one of the androids. "Ok, my initial expectations of all of you have been shattered."
*Thud* The ground begins to shake. Then, the earth begins to be ripped open as a massive mechanical snake-mech-type shows up. "Well, all I can say is hold it off as long as we can." An android said before getting evaporated by one of the machine's many lasers. Walter began to build a galvanized square steel bunker to protect the forces while they made a plan. "Okay, y'all do whatever is it you do, I'll go in and be awesome and create many orifices, Walter, blow them up somehow." "Quandale, you understand it takes time to cook up what I did again, well I guess all we can do is fire at the weak points that you made." Quandale did a goofy ahh walk catching the machine's attention. "Your height and number of maidens are the same, small and insignificant." "Message sent…Message reply: How dare you insult me you um, you, uh." The time it took for the machine to think of a slightly mid comeback Quandale already got onto a hill and fired his gun. The sheer amount of attachments and customized bullets only helped to shred though the fragile pig-iron the machine was made of. However, after the layer of fragile impure iron, the rest of the machine's body was protected with a level 2 aura, which made all of this firepower useless. How could someone with no maidens nor men have such a powerful aura?
"Message typing: Ha Ha, you are cooked, you um, wait a second." *Explosive sfx* "Every day I'm shuffling" From the back some strange figures began to cause massive damage. *Ding* "Turkeys done." Walter said while throwing a literal turkey at the machine. Upon contact, the turkey morphed into an ottoman wielding a renaissance era cannon. "HAHAHA, *extremely large explosion*." Dropping down from the explosion was a burger, a peanut, and a roll of toilet paper. "Hope we didn't come too late." The peanut said. "Nugget sent us, and yeah, that just happened." A notable explosion had spawned from the destruction. With that done, everyone else left the scene, but Quandale still had a mission. Moving into the crater he pulled out a device and pressed F3. He was at the right coordinate, but he was unsure of what to do next. "Hi there." Quandale, surprised road house kicked the person behind him.
"WHOA WHOA, I'M FRIENDLY. Anyways I am Tim Jatthiason the Third." He looked like an anthropomorphic dog with shaggy and gray fur. "Also, before you distrust me because I look like a furry, you had no problem getting along with Sonic back in that universe." "Whoa, how do you know about that?" "That doesn't matter, all that matters is that I have come from someone to help you on your quest. Let me give you some coordinates, those will help you on the way. Now, we never speak of this." Tim recalled as he teleported away. "That was the most random ahh thing ever. Anyways, time to go back to the base."
