Funny Street Fighter Shorts
Guile vs M Bison.
In Thailand, Guile stood facing M Bison as his final opponent, when suddenly out of nowhere, a mysterious man came and completely knocked Bison out in one move. The move was called the "Shun Goku Satsu." The man's name was Akuma.
Guile was shocked. "Who are….what are…"
"I am Akuma!" He screamed "I am feared by all!"
Akuma leaped at Guile. Guile performed his flash kick knocking Akuma to the ground. He got to his feet. Guile then grabbed Akuma and threw him to the left. Akuma then performed his "Tatsumaki Zankukyaku" AKA his hurricane kick, but Guile blocked. Guile then performed another flash kick sending Akuma flying.
"Sonic Boom!" Guile shouted performing that very attack. Akuma was then knocked out. Guile then walked over to M Bison's body and put his head to his chest to listen for a heartbeat. Bison was still alive.
Guile then grabbed Bison's body and spoke. "Hello Bison, remember me? Me and Charlie?"
Bison responded. "I remember Guile, if you've come for revenge, just finish me."
"I was, but now I've got a better idea, you're going to expose yourself to the world what a rotten bastard you are and expose every single secret about Shadaloo there is!"
"And what's makes you think I'll do that?"
Guile then showed Akuma's unconscious body. "Do you see what I did to the man who did that to you?"
Bison then gulped and pissed in his uniform.
Guile then turned to Bison "Are you man enough to fight with me?"
Bison replied in tears "Sniff…no alright. I'll be your bitch."
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