The Cloudtop Cruise was full of wooden airships, with Dry Bowser on the largest of airships as he was wearing a black pirate's hat, holding a long pointed sword in his right boney hand.

"Set full sail towards the north!" Dry Bowser stated as he was speaking in a pirate accent. "We're going all the way up, to brave the cold and prove the strength of these wooden airships!"

"Yo boss," A random Dry Bones dressed as a sailor stated, with all sorts of different Mario enemies in the background dressed as sailors behind him. "You seem to change your role with each appearance you make now. What's the gig?"

"...I'm an immortal skeleton." Dry Bowser stated as he broke into pieces, due to the whole airship shaking from the collision with a giant green beanstalk. "...I can... fit into any role... considering I have nothing better to do..."

"Oh!" All the random enemy sailors stated as they glanced at each other, then at the broken up Dry Bowser. "...what's an immortal?"

Dry Bowser sighed as the airship began sinking through the white puffy clouds, having to deal with idiots as wooden parts of the airship began breaking up.