Banjo and Kazooie were fighting off various fighters around the Wuhu Island stage on the floating platform, only for it to suddenly shift high into the sky as it ended up in the Cloudtop Cruise of all places.

"Guh-huh!? This isn't the Cloud Cuckooland!" Banjo exclaimed while tugging up his yellow shorts.

Kazooie shook her feathery head after the red crested breegull bird sticking herself out of the bear's backpack. "Why do I get the feeling that a certain witch is behind this?"

"Because I'm not you idiots." Gruntilda Winkybunion casually said while relaxing on a big green leave sticking out of the beanstalk.

Banjo and Kazooie exchanged glances with each other as they suddenly got twirled off the stage by Dry Bowser, who was driving around in the Koopa Klown Kar vehicle that was loaned to him by its infamous owner.

"Sorry, didn't see you on the road." Dry Bowser spoke as he drifted off the clouds and onto the looming airship.

Of course nearby this on a stationary red and yellow balloon was Toadette farting, who ate too much food from a banquet she went to earlier and was letting all of her stuffed stuff out.

"Peeyew I think I had way too much!" Toadette squealed while fanning the air of her smelly stink.

"Can you repeat that for the people in the back?" A Goomba asked.


Pokemon's Farting Hilda managed to get herself a pretty nifty high spot in the Cloudtop Cruise due to her farting up to the sky themed level from using her farts to fly around. "Gee; I never knew that this entire place was above the Unova region this entire time!"


The Cloudtop Cruise was as majestic like it would ever be but for the variety of racers who were gliding through the sky they were surprised when they ended up in another cloudy beanstalk area in the Sky Garden since it happened to be very much nearby; of course who directed the drivers to take their sky high racing there was none other than CD-I Bowser for he was laughing his nefariously cool laugh upon hiding behind 1 of the green spiraling beanstalks by virtue of causing the map's tracks to be changed.


"Can you repeat that for the people in the back?" A Goomba asked.


Pokemon's Farting Bianca managed to find her way to the Cloudtop Cruise after finding a beanstalk that led up to it from the inner reaches of Castelia City. "Whoowee; I really found a nice pretty place here! Better make use of it while my booty has enough music to produce!"


Racing through the Coconut Mall was always a good time but it's even better when a portal suddenly appears in the gliding section and takes you to the high in the sky Cloudtop Cruise since there was plenty of snowing going on in the cloudy area.


"Can you repeat that for the people in the back?" A Goomba asked.


"Can you repeat that for the people in the back?" A Goomba asked.


"Peeyew I think I had way too much!" Toadette sharted.


"Can you repeat that for the people in the back?" A Goomba asked.


"Peeyew I think I had way too much!" Toadette sharted.


"Can you repeat that for the people in the back?" A Goomba asked.


"Peeyew I think I had way too much!" Toadette sharted.

"Can you repeat that for the people in the back?" A Goomba asked.

And then the chapter ended.