And now it's time for the sixth chapter. I'm glad you guys liked the Big Time Rush cameo.
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"So what are the plans for this weekend?" André asked.
Naruto put down a draw two, causing Beck to slam the table "son of a bitch!" He yelled, grabbing two from the pile and adding it to his deck.
Naruto turned to André so he could answer his question "maybe laser tag or mini golf?"
"We did mini golf last year." Robbie said, putting down a red six. "How about the roller rink?" Beck suggested.
André put down a red skip card. "Nah I'm pretty sure that the location we always go to is remodeling."
"Plus, Dave & Busters is still under construction." Beck added.
Naruto then spoke up "might as well go with the last option, Chuck E cheese."
"A mouse with fingerless gloves and wears a cap backwards. Alright but make sure Cat gets her ice cream from the machine by the entrance."
"I'm pretty sure it doesn't even work." Naruto said, then he slightly got up and whispered into André's ear.
"But next time remember to say uno."
André looked at his hand and saw that he only had one card in his hand "shit." Grabbing four cards he put them in his deck.
"And I almost had it." He said in devastation.
"You sure did André." Beck replied.
"Can it! Oliver, aren't you supposed to do your script?"
"Did you forget that I'm in your group, plus I'm pretty sure Cat and Tori are working on it." Beck replied back. Putting down a yellow four
"Hey Rob?"
"Yeah Naruto."
"Care to tell me why there's a spinning wheel in my living room?" Naruto said, pointing his thumb to the wheel.
Robbie got up from the chair "this will help you and Jade to determine what we will play as the characters you guys chose."
The wheel had 14 slots, one side had their names, and the other had the characters that they were going to play.
"Well Jade and I were going to do the traditional hat draw, but I guess this is a better option." Naruto said.
"Well, what are we waiting for, spin the wheel!" Robbie said in excitement. "Before we do this, please write who's playing who and send it on the group chat."
"Already on it." André said, going to look for a piece of paper.
Naruto grabbed the wheel and spun it, the wheel spun for a while until it landed on Robbie, and he spun it again to see what role he was going to play, Naruto could already see Robbie getting excited.
The wheel slowed down until it landed on "crazy surgeon?" Robbie gave him a rather perplexed look.
"Yup." Naruto confirmed.
Beck walked over to the wheel "Alright you had your turn." He spun the wheel and it landed on him "great and I'm going to play" spinning it again it landed on the slot that said, "a person who gives bad advice." He shrugged at it "I'll take it."
"So, Robbie's a crazy surgeon and Beck's a person who gives bad advice." André said writing it down on a piece of paper. Putting the pen down he walked over to the wheel "don't leave me out! let me give this baby a spin!" He said in excitement.
Walking over to the wheel he spun it. The slot that it landed on was Naruto, André spun it again and landed on a meteorologist.
"Quick question."
"Yeah André?"
"Do we have to come up with names for the characters?" He asked
Naruto leaned his head on his hand and began to think. "Mhm now that I think about-"
But was interrupted when they heard the door close "yes. You have to give your character a name." The boys looked toward the voice to see Jade standing there
"Yeah, what she said." Naruto said. Jade walked over to the couch and sat down next to Naruto.
"I thought we were doing the traditional hat draw?"
"Well change of plans, instead of doing that we are doing this." He said pointing to the wheel.
Jade saw that six slots were erased "so you already started?" Jade said with curiosity. Robbie shook his head meaning it was a yes. "Yeah, I'm playing a crazy surgeon."
"And I'm a person who gives bad advice."
"Meteorologist."
Jade turned to Naruto "never thought you'd get a meteorologist I thought you would get the comedian that does dark jokes."
Naruto scratched the back of his head "that's what I thought too but it seems like I have to find out if Mr. Meteorologist here has a suit in his closet." He said.
He then got a packet from the coffee table "and I even typed and printed all the jokes I had in this ten paged packet." He said waving it around.
"Well tell one of the jokes you have in the packet." André said. Naruto then flipped through three pages until he found one.
"Ok here's one. What's the best thing about Cats?"
They gave him a confused look, Naruto then read the punchline "you can experiment on them nine times." The boys didn't get it at first but Jade started to snicker.
Then André started to laugh, and soon Beck and Robbie began to laugh."oh man that was a good one got any more?" Beck asked
Naruto closed the packet "I most certainly do, but let's see who gets the character." He said Putting the packet back on the coffee table
Jade then picked up the packet and looked over it "I could do it.", Naruto raised an eyebrow "you sure about that?"
She shrugged "Yeah I mean how hard can it be."
Robbie then got the eraser "Alright, looks like there are six left to go, André, Tori, and Cat." Setting the eraser down Robbie spun the wheel and it landed on no one he did it again and landed on no one.
Going to do it again Naruto grabbed his arm "dude stop it there's too many empty slots now, all we have to do is let them choose now."
Naruto turned to André "what would you like to play."
"Conspiracy theorist!" He said quickly, Naruto blinked "well that was fast what made you choose that?"
"Because sooner or later we'll be able to order pizza on our consoles."
"That's just technology evolving and besides there's no way that it's going to happen." Robbie said, pushing his glasses up. André pointed at him "mark my words it will happen in the year twenty thirteen."
"Yeah anyway, any idea on who Tori and Cat are going to play?"
"Might as well have Tori be the cop and Cat the A-List actor then." Robbie replied to Jade's question.
"Oh yeah that reminds me, isn't today the day Tori comes back from New York?" Beck asked.
"Yeah, in fact she just landed at LAX a while ago and is on her way to her house." Naruto answered, "and how do I know about this?" He showed them the screen of his phone "She texted me."
Thursday- October 7
The red button on her locker was pushed so it could light up. She always left it on but decided to turn it off when she left for New York.
"Feels good to be back here in California." Tori said. Looking around the school "you were only gone for a few days, it's not that big of a deal." Jade walked by sipping on her coffee.
But stopped "what's in the bag Vega?" Pointing at the bag Tori had In her hand. "Souvenirs" She said with a smile but quickly put her hand down over her mouth and ran down the hall.
Jade followed in pursuit which led both of them to the black box theater bumping into a whiteboard "would it care for you guys to move that!"
"NO!" The guys said.
Jade and Tori both looked at the whiteboard that had multiple colored writing, but the large letters caught their eye "Castle Crashers?"
"Ah, wrong side." Robbie flipped the whiteboard to the other side "How to sneak into a theater." The girls read.
"You know what." He gave it a push to the side "let's just forget that happened." Fixing his glasses, he sat in a nearby chair "so uh what's in the bag Tori?"
Tori smiled "glad you asked." Digging in the bag she pulled out sunglasses and handed it to him "sunglasses what I'm I supposed to do with this?"
"Try flipping up the lens." Naruto suggested. Robbie did as he was told, and it revealed a normal glass lens.
"Wow, these are cool, thanks Tori!" Giving her a thumbs up. "You're welcome." She replied.
"So, you got us Souvenirs that's neat."
"It sure is I even gave Jade Her's when we walked in the hallway."
Jade turned to Tori "No you didn-" a white shirt was thrown in her face that said I heart NY with the heart being an actual red heart "Thanks I Guess?" Jade said
Tori nodded while digging in the bag once more she handed a pen to Beck "why would I need a pen?" He spoke. Examining the pen he put it upside down and his eyes widened.
Quickly putting it in his pocket, Beck thanked Tori for the pen "Wait what kind of pen was it Beck?"
"Yeah, tell us!" Rex demanded.
Beck turned to Robbie "uh um I'll tell you later."
Tori grabbed another item from the bag "since Cat is not here today, I'm hoping one of you can give her these earrings." Giving them to Jade "Empire State Earrings?" She shrugged, "at least it's well made and not cheap."
Seeing as she had two left, Tori grabbed both out of the bag "here you go André and here you go Naruto."
The guys took what was handed to them "sweet, a necklace what'd you get André?" Naruto didn't get a response "André?" Turning to him he saw that he was playing with a keyboard Keychain.
"Look! a keyboard Keychain that actually plays." Pressing on the keys, made beeping sounds.
"So how was your trip?" Naruto asked her as he clipped the necklace on. "I'll tell you guys later at lunch but for now let's head to Sikowitz's class."
"There's no need for that." Sikowitz said as he was going down the rope that opens the stage curtains.
Sipping a bit of coconut milk "I heard you guys already assigned yourself the roles, right?"
"Yeah we did yesterday to be in fact." Robbie told Sikowitz.
"Great because this Friday, I want all of y'all to come over to my house in character." He announced.
"Why?" They all asked.
"Method Acting of course! and also if you break character you are banished from my home!" Scurrying to the steps that go up the controls he sat on one of the steps "Now tell me the characters."
And so they told him the characters, Robbie is a crazy surgeon. Beck is a guy that gives bad advice, André is a conspiracy theorist. And Naruto is a meteorologist.
"How is that surprising?" Naruto said with confusion. Sikowitz pointed his straw at his shirt "you have a shirt that says I survived Woodstock ninety-nine."
Naruto nodded "Yeah you got me there" Sikowitz then went back on track "and what'll Jade be playing?"
Jade smirked "a comedian that only does dark comedy and Tori here is playing a cop with lots of lipstick and eats Raisin Bran."
Tori turned to Jade and pointed at herself "why is that my character?" Jade shrugged "your dad's a cop so I thought why not let it go down the family."
"But how'd you know my dad's a cop?"
Jade facepalmed " You have a photo of him in his uniform in your living room."
Sikowitz lifted himself off the steps "and what will Cat be playing?"
"A-list Actor."
Taking a sip of his coconut he walked to the door " Well I could say that this is going to be very interesting. class dismissed." Sikowitz said walking out the door
Tori groaned "I can't believe you picked that role." Jade put a hand on her chest " oh my I'm so sorry it's not my fault it was picked randomly." She acted innocently.
She pointed her spoon at Jade "did you create that character?"
"Why are you pointing at me?"
Tori peered her eyes "cause I have a feeling that you created it."
Jade raised her arms, and Tori saw this as her confessing to it but that wasn't the case her arms wrapped around Naruto so he could sit down.
"Hey, could you tell Tori that I didn't create that character?"
Naruto faced Tori "She didn't make the character."
"Told you so."
Tori stuttered a bit before Jade cut in "now why are Making this such a big deal anyway? It's not like you bought a cop costume."
Tori scooped some fruit from the cup "N-No", the Goth smiled then busted out laughing "you totally did oh my God this is terrific."
"Shut up!" She said in between bites of her fruit. "Hey, at least you came prepared?" Naruto said, and Tori seemed to smile a bit when he said that.
Jade nodded her head "I have to agree with him on that one."
An Ups box was set at the table looking up and they saw a delivery man "package for Naruto."
"Right here" Naruto was handed a clipboard which he signed and gave it back to the delivery guy.
"What's in it?" Tori asked him, the guy shrugged "how should I know he ordered it." Naruto turned to him and said, "Have a nice day."
"Don't tell me what to do." He then left, leaving them dumbfounded by his response. But shook it off. Naruto extended his hand out "someone hand me a knife." Jade handed him the nearest one.
Taking it Naruto aligned it with the tape but noticed something that was off "this is a plastic knife." He said with a dead expression on his face.
Jade gave him the same look "Well wise guy where am I supposed to get a knife from?"
"Fair point."
Ditching the knife Naruto got a hold of one side of the box and opened it, looking inside he saw the items that he ordered were in their "what is it?" Jade and Tori said at the same time.
"Well, it's nothing much, just the new album of Deftones called Diamond Eyes which was released earlier this year and a Burberry print tie." Naruto said holding the two items in his hand.
Naruto saw that Tori was going to speak but cut her off "and before you ask no" He unrolled the tie "it's not a clip on."
Tori cleared her throat "that wasn't what I was going to say, what I was going to say was why Burberry print?"
"Cause why not. Gotta have a change of scenery if my character is a meteorologist." Using his left foot to raise his skateboard up Naruto got a hold of it. "Well see ya later." He waved goodbye to them.
"Well might as well go to class" Jade left the table with Tori following.
Later
Moving the pawn two spaces forward he let the person in front of him take his turn "and there goes your rook." Pushing his glasses Robbie smirked.
"Don't get too cocky." Beck told him
"Come on Robbie you got this"
"Don't listen to him Beck, he's praying for your downfall." André commented Naruto's response.
"Shhhh"
The boys all mouthed sorry to the librarian, to which she nodded at them.
Naruto gave a pat on the shoulder to Robbie "you got this Rob, I mean you beat him in every chess wooden, plastic, online and now Glass!", Beck then moved his bishop "Checkmate."
"That's preposterous, m-my strategy." The curly haired boy ran his hand through his hair "it was planned out and everything."
"And that plan was ruined."
"Shut up man."
Reaching for the notepad that was on the chair, he flipped it open "and that's a point for Beck for beating you in the glass set of chess." Naruto said adding a tally mark
"Ah whatever I haven't lost since Beck beat me in mancala." Robbie put the chess set up.
Beck then noticed Naruto's new shirt "did they make you change your shirt?" Looking at the Maximum Carnage shirt from universal studios back in '02
"Yeah. Which is understandable considering what happened at the festival." He replied
Handing the chess set to Naruto, Robbie asked the question "what happened."
Turning to him "try putting a festival on an airbase." Naruto replied
He shook his head in an understanding manner, "Hey you work at a blockbuster right?"
Naruto nodded his head "why do you ask?" Having a curious look on his face, he saw Robbie have a grin appear "you guys wouldn't happen to hav-"
Then he realized what he meant "you perv, why would you ask that!" He exclaimed. Robbie put his hands in defense "aye aye easy just messing around alright."
Naruto did have to admit it was funny "Well Robbie if that's what you want, I heard that a guy in sunset boulevard behind the GameStop sells."
Robbie shot up from his chair "really!" Naruto Beck and André all looked at each other and laughed until screaming "No!"
"Are you that retarded dude, sunset of all things man oh my gosh." Beck added in between laughs.
André settled down "Now let's not bully Robbie."
"Thank you, André."
"Other than the fact that you suck at Call of duty and halo." The three started laughing again until Robbie had enough "That's it I'll show the three of you next Month."
"Why next month?"
"So I could prepare."
The three nodded "Alright let's mark the date the November the 12 it's a Friday as well." Beck confirmed. Robbie gathered his belongings "Alright see you then."
The three looked as he walked out the library "are we about to see the biggest comeback?" Andre wondered.
"Nah" they all said.
The bell rang signaling that school had ended "well I'm glad they let us be in the library, gives us a break from all the work we've done this week." The long-haired Canadian said.
"Dude all you do in science is sleep." André told him straight forward. Beck put up a hand up "Hey at least I'm still passing alright."
André was unsure of this "Whatever you say man you do you."
Exiting the library, Naruto walked through the quiet halls of the school and down the staircase to exit the building.
Pushing the unlock button, he opened the door and went inside "don't tell me where I think you're going?" He wasn't even startled. He turned to the back seat "how'd you get in here?"
"Spare key." She said with a straight face, slightly getting up Jade raised one leg and went to the passenger seat. "Hey, watch the seat, I just vacuumed." Naruto brushed the mess from the center console.
Then moved the stick to reverse so he could back out. Then he put it in Drive
"Oh, I almost forgot you know how I've been collecting those porcelain figures that have either their hearts out or guts."
"Yeah."
Rummaging through her bag Jade pulled out the porcelain figure that was dressed in a black dress and had brown hair but was holding her face as the skull was looking directly at the face.
Basically, the woman had a torn face in her hands.
"I call it true beauty." She showed him. Naruto was memorized by it "Wow! It looks incredible, well-done babe."
Wrapping it back up she put it in her bag "thank you, took me a few months to make it, and I'm proud of the result." Jade said with a tiny blush.
He laughed a bit. "Well, I'll make sure to drive slowly for the third passenger in the bag." Jade shook her head with a smile " way to word it like that."
Naruto realized what he said "I'm sorry, the little figurine in the back." He rephrased, "much better" She replied.
Switching the radio station, she pulled the lever on the side of the seat to lay back. "You
tired?"
Jade shook her head no, "Then what is it?" She moved the seat back up "it's just… how would I put this? Have you noticed anything wrong with Tori lately?"
Now that he thought about it she had been acting strange since September "I have been seeing her get flustered when she's with us from time to time."
"Right, Right so I'm thinking that maybe she might like someone?"
Naruto turned to Jade for a moment "Like someone? What is this middle school and since when are you interested in someone else's feelings?"
She crossed her arms "you're right why I'm I interested? Well, it is a Thursday after all."
Naruto then had a face of realization "When you say she's with us do you think?"
"Think what?"
Luckily, he stopped at the red light. Naruto made a peace sign with both of his hands and scissored them together, "Why would you think that!" Jade Exclaimed
"Dude, she has the 'I kissed a girl' lyric in her locker!"
Jade raised an eyebrow "and how do you know that?" Naruto stepped on the pedal "She's like a locker or two down from me."
"Makes sense" she said but still to think that Tori might be into girls was weird, to say the least. Yes, there was the Katy Perry lyric in her locker but that doesn't mean anything.
"Forget about it, why am I getting interested in this bullshit."
"Yeah, I guess my assumption was too far-fetched." Naruto said.
"Yeah, we've known her for a month and you're already assuming that."
She heard Naruto snicker a bit "but seriously I might have to investigate this topic matter."
Naruto disagreed "while I love your enthusiasm-"
"Thank you."
"Let me finish, I do think that it's an invasion of her privacy. Plus, she'd get angry if we were in her business." Naruto warned.
Making it to Jade's house "Well this is your stop, see you Tomorrow, also let the best method actor win" Naruto said extending his hand.
Jade smiled and shook his hand but pulled him into a kiss to which he returned. Separating, she grabbed her things from the back. "Oh and no skate parks." She told him.
Exiting his car, she waved him goodbye. He did the same and drove off. Walking to her house, Jade dug through the pocket of her jeans for the house keys.
When she got them, Jade unlocked the door and went straight up the stairs which were in front of the door to the left.
Walking down the hall, she reached her room by opening the door. Jade set her bag down on the bed, unzipping it she put the porcelain figure with the other like one holding it ripped out heart and another holding its ripped eyes from the optic nerve.
Setting her phone on one of those phone speaker holders that connect from the charger. She put Brackish by Kittie to take her mind off the conversation she and Naruto had.
Kicking her boots off she laid in bed with both hands behind her head. "Tomorrow is going to be a long day." She said as her eyes slowly closed.
Closing his locker, the nerd turned to his friends "Today's the day!" He said, Fixing his face mask.
"Yup, today's Friday."
"Sikowitz method acting sleepover or something." André finished Beck's sentence "did I hear someone say sleepover?"
The boys groaned "Sorry Little Red but it's not a sleepover per se" Cat then put her hand to her mouth "te he is this about the method acting exercise?"
The three nodded. The redhead jumped in glee and quickly stopped. "I bet that Robbie's going to break character first."
Robbie pointed at her directly "Now that is indeed FALSE!" He shouted that last word out, causing bystanders to look at him "sorry." He apologized.
Beck and André looked at Robbie ''dude I still can't believe you decided to wear this to school when we don't go to his place for another." Looking at his watch "eight hours."
"And is that fake blood?" André asked, "well of course it's fake blood, what'd you think I did slit my wrist?" He quickly rolled up his sleeves seeing the concerned faces of his friends "see nothing."
"So this is the crazy surgeon, nice scrubs Robbie." Tori said joining in. She then looked and noticed someone missing "Hey where's Naruto?"
"Oh he got called in to work today, so he won't be here." André answered her question "Aw that sucks. I was hoping he would be here today." Tori replied
The group was startled by the entrance door opening, Jade West stormed though went to her locker, got her stuff and left. "Wonder what's wrong with her." Tori said, going to walk over to her but was stopped when André put a hand on her shoulder "I suggest you not, she looks pissed."
Tori took his hand off her shoulder. "Trust me,I can handle this watch; she'll be happy once I finish talking to her." She said walking over to Jade.
"She's going to die, is she?" Beck chimed in
"Yup." The three said.
"Well, it was nice knowing Tori." Robbie said heading to class.
Walking over to her she Tapped her shoulder, Jade turned around with a glare "you!", Tori backed away slightly and pointed at herself "me? What did I do?"
"Don't act all innocent, I know your secret!" The moment she heard the word secret, her face became red "Wha? No, you got it all wrong!" She tried to defend herself.
Jade didn't buy it and scoffed "you think I'm stupid? Please." She walked closer to Tori "word of advice, stay away from him!" Jade then walked off to her class upstairs.
Tori balled her hand up "damn it how did she find out!" Tori was panicking in her head but stopped and came to a concussion "did she? No, so help me God if she read my diary!"
Tori came back to reality when she saw students muttering and whispering "gah why are you guys looking at me don't you have something else to do you future low box office people!"
The students scurried off, and she sighed in relief. " My heart, I've never heard such honesty in my life!" She saw one of the guys hold his heart as tears came streaming down his eyes.
Shaking her head, she went to class. "I'll talk with her later; I have better things to do." She said walking to her class "I feel like a bad person right now… falling for someone that is already in a relationship come on Vega!"
Walking into the classes she was met with paper airplanes "you late Tori." The teacher said, "yes sir I know." She replied back to him, taking her seat in the middle. The Teacher got up and started the lesson.
He went on and on about how Sylvia Plath was a great poet in confessional poetry. Up until her death.
Tori found herself fascinated by the information about her. Even her death was pretty strange.
Seeing the paper that was passed to her desk, she already knew what he wanted them to write.
She just put her head down on the desk "as if this day could get any worse."
Sikowitz's Place
Setting the tray down he grabbed a cracker for himself "mhm perfect now they should be arriving anytime soon." He spoke too soon as he heard the doorbell ring "oh I wonder who that could be."
Opening the door, it was Tori in Character holding a box of Kellogg's Raisin Bran. "My name is Officer P'Desko would you like some Raisin bran?" She said Handing him a handful of Raisin Bran.
Sikowitz kindly accepted it as she walked in. But threw it out before he closed the door. "If you want there are some snacks right on the tray if you want some." He offered.
"Nah no thanks I'll continue to munch on my Bran thank you very much!" P'Desko said "Ah you are getting it on the floor!"
"Would you like me to?"
"No Don't eat it off the floor!" He exclaimed; the doorbell rang "coming!" Getting a broom, he gave it to her "you clown pick this up!"
Rushing to the door, Sikowitz turned the knob, Jade stood there in character, and she had jeans and a plain black shirt "my god could you be any slower?"
Ignoring the insult, Sikowitz introduced himself and asked for her name "Alice Walters."
Sikowitz extended his hand, but she declined "sorry I don't shake people's hands who have or had HIV." Pointing to his hand, he quickly put the hand behind his back "I'm not that old!"
"Sure, I'm pretty sure you were there during the mind-blowing assassinations."
"Don't laugh, don't laugh," Sikowitz repeatedly told himself. He was then pushed to the ground "ow what the hell!?" the hippie was then stepped on "The hell do they make heels out of these days?"
"Ugh I knew this was a bad idea, why did my agent have to send me here?"
Rising from the floor he stretched his back "It's nice to Meet you miss?"
"Cecilia. Just Celia, do you have any sparkling water by any chance?"
"No, I do not but I can get you some from-"
"The fridge? Why am I going to get water from a retro looking Fridge."
Sikowitz just ignored Cat's character, and closed the door shut "and now we wait for the guys."
"God, damn you have no life if you've this giant bottle of lotion." Alice said, P'Desko got up from the couch "have we meet before?" She said as she was chewing on Raisin Bran.
Turning to her she responded, "no I would not but do you know what they call midget cops like you?"
"What?"
"Guinea Pig."
P'Desko put her in handcuffs "ooh someone's angry!", "be quiet and have some Bran!" She said, shoving it into Alice's mouth.
"That's much better!"
She spat the cereal "you trying to kill me!?", P'Desko flicked one off that landed on her cheek.
"Why you-" P'Desko lunged at her but Alice used her hand to stop her. Now she was struggling. The doorbell rang for the fourth time "I'll get it!" Sikowitz shouted.
It was André in character at the door with a button down that was tucked in on the right side and his hair was up in a ponytail. "Here you might need this." He put a tin foil hat on Sikowitz's head "why?"
Walking in he explained "basically if you have a bald head then it's easier if Aliens." Sikowitz then knew where this was going. "Um look?"
"Marcus."
"Marcus! Aliens don't exist." Sikowitz learned his name and tried telling him the truth "then why is there one behind you?"
"What?" He said, quickly turning around he saw Robbie in character "my name is Dr. Mike, and I must say that's one beautiful jugular!" He said with crazed eyes.
Sikowitz pushed him off and to which he bumped into Beck who also came in character. Having his hair slicked back and black coat with jeans to go with " Hey! watch where you are going, civvie!"
"Who do you think you callin' civvie? I happen to be the most famous doctor."
"A Famous Doctor that's clearly unstable." Alice said. "Anyway, the name's Patrick Gates." He said Handing. Dr. Mike a business card "this says Patrick Bateman."
"What!" Snatching that card, he took a look at it "ugh dammit word of advice kid never print these at the local library."
"Kid? I'll have you know I'll have a bachelor's degree in this profession."
Patrick raised his eyebrow "isn't it masters if I recall."
"Actually, it's bachelor's and medical." Sikowitz answered the question as he was putting mayo on his bread to make a sandwich.
Adding the ham and cheese he put the bread on to "and voila! The perfect sandwich just for me."
About to take a bite, it was grabbed and thrown out the window "Hey my ham and cheese sandwich!"
"You don't need that. What you need is to better yourself." Poking at his stomach, he swatted it away "get that away from Me." Walking to the sofa he sat down "maybe this was a bad idea."
"Good evening folks"
Looking to the left he saw Naruto with a comb over a black suit with the Burberry tie black pants, and black dress shoes.
"Ah and you must be our final guest of the night."
Returning the handshake he greeted himself "yes the name Joseph Martin and I must say your hair must be having a cold front."
Sikowitz's face dropped "if I get one more bald joke!"
"It's a pleasure for you to be here, please take a seat next to Celia, she's the one in a mood."
Joseph sat next to her, "hell-"
"Don't talk to me." She said getting up from her spot and moving to a new one. "She's a tough cookie huh. Girl thinks she can just waltz in here like she's the shit." Looking to see where the voice came from, it was P'Desko munching away on Raisin Bran.
Crumbs were landing on his suit jacket brushing it off he nodded "Yeah I could tell."
"Next thing you know she's gonna go into an addiction like steve-o"
"But he's sober now, why would that be?" He was cut short by Alice "That's the joke imbecile!"
"I think she's having a heat wave." Patrick whispered to him "Nah it's mostly the cop with how she's eating a whole cereal box." Looking to where she was seated, P'Desko grabbed a handful and ate it.
"Man, how does she not smudge her lipstick?"
"Look there's a tiny smudge on the left side."
Taking a closer look he saw that Patrick was right. "Would you look at that, you were right."
Sikowitz just sighed as Mike kept pestering him "who knows how long this will go, but one thing for sure." He looked at all his students "I bought my ticket to hell."
As you can see today is 10 years since the last victorious episode dropped. Kinda crazy huh anyway for this and the next chapter the characters will go by their method acting roles as you saw. And as you can tell, yes it's the sleepover at Sikowitz episode.
Also be warned softies cause Dark humor will be used in the next chapter as well.
