So, I'm back. That's pretty much it, a quick reminder that the group is named after their characters like in the last chapter. So hopefully nobody gets confused.
Also, there are dark jokes in this chapter as well So if you don't like you could skip to the second half of the fic.
I don't own these properties.
"It has been one hour since this started and right now, I need a drink." Sikowitz Stopped the recording.
"If you've seen those paid programs or maybe those daytime talk shows."
"I'm pretty sure nobody watches that, who wants to see a celebrity look for relevancy?"
Patrick then went on and on to the point where Sikowitz covered his ears and walked to the kitchen "Alice please whatever you do don't listen to Patrick his advice is driving me crazy!" He exclaimed.
Seeing as she nodded, Sikowitz went back to the couch but the second he did P'Desko tapped his shoulder. "What?"
Scratching her neck "Hey uh not to bother you or anything but you got any Raisin Bran?" She said, shaking the empty cereal box.
"No, I do not but there are some lucky charms in the cabinet." He told her but she didn't budge. "No, you don't understand this cereal is my life and nothing will replace it."
Alice had enough "Could you quit it; you're acting like a homeless person that needs their daily dose of crack."
"I am not!" P'Desko quickly responded.
"Then stop scratching your neck."
She quickly put her hand away from her neck and guided herself to the seat by the window "Did you know that Avril Lavigne is dead and the current right now is just a double?" Marcus was explaining to Mike, but he wasn't listening, Mike turned to him "Hmm just looking at you makes me wonder?"
"Wonder what?"
"If it's possible to sell-" he was interrupted when Marcus got up to get away from him "The hell? I'm not an organ donor!?
"I wasn't going to say that!" He rolled his eyes and crossed his arms, "you were thinking of it!" Marcus exclaimed.
"Hey hey, no need to get heated." Trying not to laugh after he said the pun he continued "I'm sure Doctor didn't mean anything by it."
"Yeah, sure he was looking at me funny!"
"Could be the Spirit of Dahmer within him." Alice said, then they all looked at her "What? You know I'm right."
"I mean."
"SEE! Even Celia knows I'm right!" Alice shouted, "Well that doesn't mean anything like my old man once said your mind must be stronger than your feelings." Patrick spoke to Marcus in a soft manner.
Marcus gave him a look as if he had just heard something crazy "what does that have to do with this at all."
He put his hands in his pockets "look man I'm just the messenger here alright." He then turned to Alice "the Dahmer joke was good tho."
"Kill yourself, you look like one of those dudes who post 'what pill will you choose' on their Instagram."
"No, I don't. What color is your Bugatti?"
Ignoring him she turned to the cop "And you!" she pointed to the lipstick cop clown "Look at your watch!"
"What watch I don't have a?"
Alice then pointed to the stove clock, causing a silence in the room. P'Desko just stayed silent.
That was until Joseph spoke up "Jesus, you just showered them with heat." "I know. it's what I do best." She said flipping her hair.
"Really? Then give me a card for your next show."
She winced "Yeah about that I'm banned from the comedy club I perform at." Joseph was now curious as to why she was banned.
"And why is that, Alice?"
She took a breath before saying, "how do you get a Jewish girl's number?"
"How Alice."
"You look at her forearm."
Naruto tried his best not trying to break character by covering his mouth. Taking his suit jacket off he hung it on the coat rack. He then proceeded to bury his face in his hands.
Composing himself he went and faced her "ahh that's a good one I'll tell you that." Hearing a timer go off he got a brown oven mitt and took the tray out "uhh brownies? And is that?" He sniffed the brownies "And those are mine Aw Fuck." Sikowitz said, jumping up and down waving his burning hands.
"I think that tray is hot."
"You think, I don't know that!" Sikowitz shouted, he then blew on his hands "Yeah who am I kidding this is not going to work at all."
The balding teacher went as fast as he could to his bathroom "you know I could do some modifications to his hands." Mike said.
"Shut up!" The rest of them yelled, Mike grumbled and crossed his arms. "Aye I got a problem." P'Desko pointed at Joseph "aren't you supposed to be a meteorologist?"
"Yeah, watch this." He quickly put his hand in his pocket and threw something "Pocket Hail!" He said throwing tic tacs at her.
As soon as the mints clattered to the ground, she picked it up and looked at him "you're an ignoramus."
"You asked and the ABC 7 meteorologist delivered."
"Hey, do any of you guys have any lipstick?" Cecilia raised her hand, "oh yeah here!" P'Desko got one from out of her pocket and tossed it to her."
She caught it but looked to see what brand it was "Baby Lip! Nevermind have it back!" She threw it back to P'Desko which knocked her hat off.
"Geez it seems everyone is out to get you today. My advice to you would be to do better." Patrick said.
"Really? that's it."
He nodded "Yeah there was going to be more but seeing as you're a cop I restrained myself from saying such nonsense."
P'Desko widened her eyes as an expression of concern "uhh ok?"
Sikowitz came out with both his hands wrapped in bandages "it took a while but I'm back." Walking back into the living room "they still haven't broken Character!" Sikowitz then had a grin on his face "this should be fun."
"Uh Mike, could you go to the fridge for me please."
"Sure! Then we'll see what'll become of your system in the near future."
Everyone had a face of disgust. The surgeon just laughed it off when he went to fetch Sikowitz's item from the fridge.
But it all came crashing down when a clown scared him. Causing him to fall and roll, the clown honked his nose "gotcha bitch." And took the money Sikowitz handed him and went out the door.
Mike got up from the ground and took his face mask off "Sikowitz! The hell was that!", Sikowitz scratched his head and walked up to him.
"You broke character."
The realization set in for Robbie "N-No that doesn't count!" Sikowitz opened the door for him "I'm afraid it does, see you Monday."
Robbie's shoulders slouched and he walked out the door.
He closed the door and turned to his students "and now there were six."
Jade grit her teeth "damn he's trying to set us up one by one." She looks around to see everyone's body language "judging but her shaking it seems Cat is the one to crack."
She then went back into character "my my I have seen anybody that scared since the inside job."
"Inside job?"
Joseph then whispered into Marcus's ear "oh that inside job! No wonder Bush had that expression on his face."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
Cecilia gave a rather weird expression "what's that smell?", "oh that is my tea that I had on the stove" Sikowitz confirmed.
Marcus then went up to him "not to be rude or anything but how are your hands still functioning."
"I only burned my palms, so I think I'm going to be pretty okay."
"Are you sure because you're wincing as the tea is pouring?"
Sikowitz put the pot back on the stove. "Don't know what you're talking about, my hand is perfectly fine, see!" Putting it up close to Marcus's face.
Marcus moved Sikowitz's hand " look as much I love being here, that hand reminds me of the Chicago fires."
"Hey! I was going to use that!"
"Well to bad"
Alice went up to Marcus, but Sikowitz was quick to dismiss it "Ok it was just a joke no need to be pissy about it."
"Look I'm not sure why I'm here with you people but rest assured you'll hear from my lawyer." Cecilia said. Marcus pointed at her "What do you mean by you people?"
Realizing what she said. Cecilia began to slip on her words until she raised her hand. "Pfft and what's that going to do call your agent's to-"
"When my hand goes up, your mouth goes shut!"
Sikowitz grabbed his recorder "Yeah it's going to be a long night."
It had been almost two hours and the six were still in character. "Ugh you should really cut the rest of your hair to give it that fully bald look." Cecilia said
Sikowitz just ignored her as he kept snipping the bonsai tree. Cecilia moved her finger toward the small tree "Ah ah no touching." Sikowitz blocked her finger.
Cecilia huffed "it's just a tiny tree, not like all the leaves are going to fall." She said but he put the small scissors in front of her "Wha?" *snip* "Ok how" *snip*.
She looked at him seriously, "what? It was funny?" He spoke. "Right in front of a nominated actor it isn't."
"Please your movies are on home video at the dollar store" he muttered.
"What was that!"
"Nothing, it was nothing." He said trying to save himself "Yeah and it better stay like that too!"
Patrick tapped him on the shoulder and whispered into his ear "unless you're using a straw, don't suck."
To which his teacher gave him a confused look. "You see what it means is" "I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!" Sikowitz cut him off.
"Woah calm down Colin Mochrie, would want Wayne to come get you." Alice said sitting on the couch.
At this point he had gotten used to it but he thought to himself where's the new material? But that's what he gets for having them do this exercise.
Naruto stared outside the window "I don't know how much longer I could go, it's almost nine fifty." He turned around and looked at the setting "surprised Cat hasn't broken yet, same with Tori since she is a newbie but I gotta say she's been picking up things fast." He thought.
He was then brought back with a finger snap "Hey blondie!" Looking it was Beck still in character signaling him to come over.
"Yes, Patrick?"
Pat ran his hand through his hair "what stuff do you do other than being a weather reporter?"
"Well in my spare time I love to read, hmm cook and sometimes go paintball."
"Paintball come on there's gotta be something better than that."
"Yeah, maybe you're right."
Patrick put his hand on Joseph's shoulder "it's okay say it."
The blonde thought about this hard but pulled through "I do like going to the gym." Patrick's eye twitched "I see. I hope you have a good day." He said then went over to talk to Marcus.
"That was strange…"
"Yup! it sure was!" P'Desko said, holding her belt. He turned to her "you weren't even listening to the conversation."
"I sure was! I got a good hearing." She said, "Look Officer, I know you have an addiction, and you came to me for help right?"
She laughed a little. "Ah I see you came to make jokes huh, so tell me how that AA meeting was because I'd like you to share with the group."
"AA you are kidding me, who do you think I am Jeff Hardy!?" Joseph said with sarcasm in his voice.
P'Desko winced at the reference "oof shouldn't joke about that pal the marks will get mad at you."
"Pfft fuck the marks."
Marcus then came up "if you guys are talking about what I think you're talking about let's talk about."
"Yeah, let's not talk about what I think you're gonna talk about." P'Desko said "Why not?" Marcus said.
"Let's just say someone signed an NDA." Joseph said, making a gesture of him zipping his lips and P'Desko sweeping things under the rug.
Marcus smacked his head "of course, how dumb can I be?" He said laughing at the end "it's like thinking dinosaurs built the pyramid"
Both P'Desko and Joseph slightly shook their heads "I don't think it's like that at all sir."
"Yeah, not in the slightest."
Marcus laughed again "if anything it's like the jfk umbrella theory." P'Desko got him by the shoulders "I think it's time for you to sit down now."
When she sat him down, he quickly got back up "but here's the kicker." The door suddenly had a loud bang, Sikowitz went to open the door "wonder who it is? Maybe Robbie came back just to sulk." Twisting the knob, the door was then kicked in.
"Where is he!?" She looked around the room and then found him "there you are, André where have you been boy, I been lookin everywhere for you."
Marcus adjusted himself "I am afraid you have the wrong person; did you know that cloning could be."
She grabbed him by the ear "ow grandma that hurts stop it." André said trying to remove his grandmother's hand off him "did you even take your meds today?" Was the last thing he as his grandma dragged him out the door.
"And now we're at 5. I really didn't expect things to go so quickly but it just goes to show you."
"Save it coconut we don't care, so please be a dear and get me a latte stat!" Cecilia demanded with a snap of her fingers as well. "I'm waiting, hello?" She said
Sikowitz took a quick breath "no I will not, someone has to monitor you guys. So, you won't break character."
He then moved to the kitchen "I can however make you a smoothie, so what'll it be strawberry, banana?
"How about raspberry kiwi."
"Sure thing." He said but stopped in his place "I'm sorry but did you just say strawberry kiwi?"
Cecilia gave him a stare "do you want Me to call my bodyguard?"
"Now young lady what makes you think that-"
"Oh Requis." She said, which caused Sikowitz to stiffen "okay okay I'll make the smoothie." "Wow, for an actress she sure acts like a brat." Patrick muttered under his breath.
"Let me lighten the mood then" Alice said, "what is better than winning gold at the special Olympics?"
"I don't know what? You lousy comedian."
"Having arms and legs duh"
Everyone's reaction to the joke was mild seeing that she had to make another one "okay okay um oh what did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?"
The room just shrugged " He wiped his bum." "Tch aw come on really? I'm making a smoothie." Sikowitz said in disgust.
"Hey, I'm just trying to entertain this crowd I'm i right?" The silence made her eye twitch " I said I'm I right guys."
The four clapped for her as she bowed. While Sikowitz was giving a thumbs down. "Ignore him. He doesn't see the vision."
"You're a teacher you're a teacher you're a teacher." He repeated in his head, pouring the Smoothie into a cup. "Just a few more hours than I'm all alone again." He muttered.
"Here you go, fresh out the blender." Sikowitz said, giving a fake smile. "Why thank you!" She said,
Sipping the drink Cecilia got up from the couch and headed to the door "I think we should try this again sometime this was really bye guys see you sunday!" Cat closed the door then opened it again "also thanks for the glass, Shrek cup Sikowitz!"
"W-Well now there's four I really didn't expect for this to go that fast."
"Hey officer!"
"Yeah! What do you want, you lousy comedian?"
"2001 called!" Bringing out her phone she held it up to her ear "the second tower hit!" Alice said "oh wait I got another one! How can you tell a black woman is pregnant?" Seeing as nobody was paying attention, she slapped Joseph's arm "ow what!" He said in pain.
Smirking a bit she finished her joke "when she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton picked."
Which had almost everyone hold in their laughs "oh you like that!? Well, here's another one: what's the difference between Jewish people and oranges? Nothing, they're both concentrated."
"OKAY" Sikowitz grabbed her by the arm and dragged her to the door "you're out!" He said having the door open for her to walk out.
"Wait wait what's the difference between a woman and a grenade."
Sikowitz blinked for two seconds then she continued "Nothing once you pull of the ring, she takes half the house."
His eye twitched a bit before he almost closed the door Alice was able to stop it with her foot "no I think I'll stay."
"And I think you should go!" He quickly said, but it was no avail as she let herself back in. "Nice try but there's no way that you're kicking me of all people out!" She turned to the three "now let's get back too it"
"Why is the woman saying it like she is going to do something?" Patrick asked the lipsticked cop next to him, she shrugged "Hmm I don't know, and I don't really care, all I care about is my DAMN RAISIN BRAN."
Joseph then pretends he had a mic in his hand and started to broadcast the weather "well Chuck as you can see, I'm stuck in a house with a cop that's on the verge of an episode, plus a speaker who looks like he'll get a following from teen boys who'll try to be 'alphas'" He put in air quotes.
Then he moved over to Alice "and one fine looking lady who knows her humor" he said looking into the imaginary camera.
He was then met with an elbow to the gut by her. "Hey, you can't do that!" Tori immediately got up "Why? I just did?"
"Because he's your boyfriend!"
Jade smiled but stayed in character "I think your wrong honey what if he turned out to be one of those sleazy reporters?"
Tori's face went through a series of emotions. "And for the next one what do you call a woman with an opinion?"
Patrick immediately got up "Wrong!" Alice pointed towards him "Bingo", Tori ignored the joke and went to check on the blonde "Naruto are you okay?" She said trying to help him up he groaned but managed to get up.
"Why yes I'm okay but one question?"
"Yeah, what's that?"
"Who's Naruto? Is that some book or something?"
Tori's eyes widened "how can he still be in character after that!" She backed away a bit before turning to Jade "is this a test?"
"Is what a test? I don't even know you?"
Walking up to her she got in her face and moved slightly so she could whisper in her ear "you know what I mean."
"Oh, you mean what I said earlier in the day?"
Tori shook her head which caused Jade to lean in her ear. "Yup!" She said popping the P.
"Uh I hate to inform you girl's but I'm afraid you two are."
"We know!" They both said. Walking to the door "did you by any chance drive here?" Tori asked to which Jade responded "No" closing the door.
Sikowitz put his hands in his pockets "well I guess that leaves-"
"Yeah, about that" Beck interrupted him "I gotta get home my parents have been blowing up my phone." Pointing to his phone with the amount of missed calls from his parents.
"Uh yeah I guess I mean your parents are Canadian so you shouldn't worry too much." Sikowitz said.
Turning to Naruto he clapped "well congratulations, you win."
Naruto smiled "sweet what do I get!" He said in anticipation. "A hundred" He then turned to Beck and "you a Ninety."
Both Naruto and Beck's faces dropped "so you're telling me that this was a grade!" Naruto said in disbelief.
"Yeah!" Sikowitz said, "He then pushed Naruto and Beck out of his apartment. "Now if you don't mind it's getting late, and I still have to grade the others." He then shut the door in their faces.
Pulling out his keys he walked to his car "Well I'll see you Sunday Beck." Beck did the same but asked a question "are we still doing the plans for Sunday?"
"Yeah totally." He said, getting into his car to start it he checked the time on his phone. To which it read.
11:59 PM
"What in the actual fu-"
Later in the day(morning)
"Mhm, who's calling me?" Picking up the phone she answered "Hello?" She said, rubbing her eyes. "Cat why are you calling me it's."
Turning to the clock "9 in the morning, how are you up this early?" Tori questioned. "Shopping? For what exactly?" She laughed a little at her answer. "A gift?"
Hearing Cat stuttered on her words, then without saying anything she hung the phone up.
Tori sat there confused "gift? Is someone's birthday coming up?" Going to The Slap she checked the upcoming birthdays and low and behold the top result showed.
"What! No way, why didn't anyone tell me about this!" Tori got up from her bed and paced around her room. "His birthday is tomorrow on a Sunday! No less." Then she looked at the poster on her wall that said 'keep calm and carry on'
"Alright Tori it's okay you have the whole day to go to a store and buy a present." Her eyes widened in realization "but what I'm I going to get him!"
Then an idea popped in her head, quickly getting dressed she ran out her room and knocked on her sisters door.
She knocked "Trina" and again "Trina" and again "Trina" the door swung open "Jesus Sheldon Cooper whata want?"
"Uh do you think you could take me shopping to find a gift for my friend?" She said with a smile
"No" She closed the door but Tori stopped it with her show "Please Trina, Moms couponing and Dads asleep. Pretty please Trina!"
Opening the door she sighed "fine let's go! At Least it'll get you to shut up."
Her mood quickly changed, "thanks!" And ran downstairs Trina followed her down and saw she had grabbed her keys. "What do you think you're doing with my keys?"
"We're taking your car. Right?"
"Nuh uh." Trina went to the key holder by the wall and got a pair of keys with the Volkswagen logo on it. "Remember how you loved grandma's car until she passed?"
"Yeah?"
She then threw the keys at Tori with her catching it and Trina took her keys. "You're driving."
Tori couldn't seem to close her mouth due to the bombshell Trina gave her. Helping her sister she closed her mouth and led her outside.
There was the 2002 Volkswagen beetle in a cyber green color.
"Trina grandma's car hasn't been driven since 2007, it needs new gas, oil and basically everything."
"And who do you think changed it?"
She let out a breath "dad" to which Trina nodded. unlocking the door, she opened it "would be nice to have the button on the keys to unlock it"
"Well, it's not, now start the car."
Turning the key the car started, moving one hand to the gear she moved it to reverse.
"Jeez Trina you act like, if I didn't know already." Putting it in reverse,Tori slowly pulled out the driveway while looking out for oncoming cars.
Once she was out, Tori moved the gear to drive "there you go you're learning." Trina said, clapping her hands "you seem to forget I have no license."
"And you seem to forget that you can't talk while on the road as that may distract you." She said, snapping her fingers twice and pointing to the road.
Tori let out a sigh as she turned right, continuing on the road, watching her surroundings for any bikers or oncoming traffic.
Looking at the side mirror Tori changed her Lane "arug what do I get him a game? Clothing? So many options yet I don't wanna get him something he's not gonna like."
"Move a bit, Tori." Trina interrupted her thoughts "why? I'm perfectly fine in my lane.", 'bang' 'bang' "I guess we don't know how bike lanes work…." The boy in the bike started pedaling faster as Tori started to speed up a bit and honked her horn which caused the biker to jump and fall off his bike.
With numerous CDs albums and a lexibook spectacular spider man head stereo. "Ah man I shouldn't have done that." Picking up his glasses Robbie used the bottom of his shirt to clean the lenses.
After that he checked for damages on the stereo luckily there wasn't any. Picking up the CDs he put them back in the messenger bag. Reaching for his bike a truck pulled up on the side of the road.
"Need a ride, Rob?"
"Yeah"
Putting the bike in the back of Beck's Chevy Colorado. Robbie entered the passenger side, "so what'd you get him?"
Beck showed him an envelope and pointed to a gift bag that was in the back seat. "Money really isn't that a bit too casual, plus he has a job why would he need money?"
"He works at a blockbuster, the last time he made bank was selling burned Dvds back in the spring."
Robbie replied, "that's right I remember because he always charged extra for the blu rays."
Beck laughed a bit "Yeah I know he had me pay 15 dollars for a copy of Transformers. But at least it ran well."
Mall
"Jesus Tori, you're acting as if the world is going to end." Tori ignored her sister and just kept looking and looking "there must be something I can get him, I just know it!" Trina tried to pull her out of the store but it was no budge.
"Damn she really has it bad." Trina mumbled, seeing Tori like this wasn't like her at all. she reached for her arm and with a lot of force Trina managed to pull her out the store "wait wait I almost had it!" Tori exclaimed as she was dragged out the store.
"You know I'm feeling hungry, you?" Hearing Tori's pleas of no and stop she simply ignored that "I'll take that as a yes."
"Trina stop, we're at that mall." She said getting out of her sister's grip. "I'll wait at the table." Tori said with a defeated tone.
Walking to the table, she sat in the chair and kept on thinking of what to get for Naruto. Then she saw two slices of pizza on a plate. The same with Trina but she only had one.
With two beverages on Mello yello for her and a Dr pepper for Trina "so sis what's got you so worked up about a small little gift?"
"Well how would I put this."
"Let me guess you like him?" Trina laughed until she saw her sister put her head down in embarrassment. "Oh, oh oh my God you're being serious."
Tori nodded her head and took a bite of her pizza. "And who's this boy that you're like or in love so to say?"
"Naruto" Tori said with a sigh, her sister almost choked on her food once she heard his name "Wait the one that you got a souvenir for when we went to New York?"
Tori simply nodded yes. Trina raised a brow and realized "the one that's dating Jade!?" Tori quickly shushed her. Both sat there for a moment before Trina spoke up. "Well for one you're fucked."
"That doesn't really help me at all." Tori said bluntly. "Well, what should I say! It's not like she knows." Trina then paused "she knows, does she?"
"I wouldn't say I know about it, more like she's getting there." Tori said, trying to make it sound better "um yeah I just have one thing to say to you sis…you're still fucked."
Taking a sip from the can and setting it down "it's just, he was the one who welcomed me into Hollywood Arts, and I truly thank him for that. But when we had that sleepover at our house it's when I realized that."
And with a deep breath she said, "I love him."
Trina put a hand on her sister's shoulder, "you ready? To get that gift now?"
"Yeah, I'm ready."
"Can you believe that system hasn't put out any albums in a while?" Jade said turning a page of a magazine "I'm well aware." he said in a dry tone.
Jade rose from the grass and sat next to him by the tree. "What are you drawing over there?"
Erasing a bit of the lines he adjusted it. "Eh, you know, just sketching." Jade points at the drawing "is that supposed to be a fighter jet?"
"Yeah, how could you tell?"
"Because of the model number and the logo that you put on it." she said looking at the SX-4566 that he put on it. And a blue flaming skull as well.
"Never knew you could draw."
"I can't, but the fact that luck and skill was on my side for this just speaks volumes."
She raised an eyebrow like the rock "really then? Draw a bear."
Rolling his eyes, he did what she told him to when he finished Naruto showed her the final product "oh you were right. You can't draw for shit at all."
"Yeah, anyway let's head home. I gotta do a history project and I'm not trying to fail that class."
"Wait, let's stay for a bit to unlock your car so I can put the stuff up."
"Jade, you really want to spend the rest of the day at a park?"
"Well? What else are we going to do?"
"Eh fair point"
Unlocking his car, she ran and put the items in the driver seat. "There's my incubus jacket!" Jade got it from the passenger seat and put it on. And went back to where Naruto was.
"Okay who are you and what have you done with my girlfriend your not usually like this at all."
Jade just took him by the arm and led him to the swings "you want Me to push you? Where is this new attitude coming from?"
"I can't be happy that your birthday is tomorrow."
That's right his birthday was tomorrow "yeah sorry for questioning your demeanor." Jade pecked him on the forehead "it's alright besides, you have a lot to look forward to later on."
She then sat on the swing and Naruto started to push her "you know when I first met you I thought you were those skaters that were douchebags."
"Really? Where'd you get that assumption?"
"Cause most of the time skaters wouldn't let people with bikes, scooters-"
"Hey, the scooter kids are not my problem if they eat shit trying to grind or get air from doing a halfpipe."
Jade elbowed him in the gut "as I was saying you just let them be and weren't an ass to them. Like most people would know."
"Uh yeah" he said, continuing to push her but with one hand. "But I have never told you this and you can never tell anybody. Ok?"
Naruto simply gave her a thumbs up, Jade stopped herself by having her doc Martin's hit the wood chips. "You have brought me so much happiness the past year." She put her hand in the pocket of her jacket "this is one of two gifts that I'm giving you tomorrow, but I'd love to give it to you now."
It was a small blue box opening it was a necklace that had a legless crucified skeleton. with no cross by they way.
"I-I don't know what to say thank you Jade." He thanked her by giving her a hug and Naruto put it on "how does it look?"
"It looks good on you." Jade said with a smile on her face, as she was glad that he liked the gift.
He gave her a quick hug and put his arm over his shoulder and started to walk to his car "say let's go Wing Street and don't worry I'll pay."
Jade gave him a confused look "you mean pizza hut."
Naruto just laughed it off and said, "does it really matter?"
"Yeah, I think it is like somebody asking for a coke, but you give them something like let's say Pepsi then they'll say I said coke not Pepsi."
Naruto rubbed his temple "my God that sounds like Beck trying to argue about Fanta, Crush, and Sunkist. When they literally all taste the SAME!"
"So, about those wings I want-"
"Easy their cowgirl, I may have a job but I'm sure as hell ain't rich."
that's pretty much it, college has been kicking my ass, and this might be my worst chapter ever but that's up to you.
Been thinking of a Shelby Marx fic since a dude on discord gave me the idea on it but I'll leave it up to the future.
And yes I did name this chapter after a system of a down song. Here's the link
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