ummmmm ok so i was going to download tinder but then i read in SEVENTEEN magazine that "thats cheugy and cringe" and so instead i uhh
i sawed off my hand!
yes! :)
sprinkles and cake
ok so anyway i sawed off my hand
and was like
'eduaward... u must KNOW how u cheated on me.."
and so i drove to hishs house!
and opened the door (it was UNLOCKED beacuse he has an open door policy with the SLUTS he FUCKS) :(
and so i ran in screaming
and he turned around
he was in the kitchen
he was making ketchup soup (our favorite meal together)
adn so then i ran up and showed him my bloody stump where my hand used to be
and he looked at it and slowly put his mouth around it
he started suckling at the blood and tendon etc
and i was like "SQUEE!" he does luv me! hearts.
and then TIFFANY came out of the bathroom
sh e was COVERED in mustard
and i was like
"omg.. they are SEX together"
and tifffany was like
"srry your totttaly cringe"
and i was like
"bustardbard"
and then i decieded
I HAD TO PUNISH IFFANY
dundundun..
cliffhanger.
