and so i said to tiffany
"heyyy ummm your dumb"
and tiffany was like
"huehuehhueh"
and then i spilled cheerios all over her from the box i was concealing
and she was like
"omg iim allergicc"
and broke out in bloody itchy hives as she scratched her entir ebody
and edward was like"
"yuippp thats a bargain and a half for a pint of lager"
and everyone ignroed him becaus WHAT HE FUCK THAT S SO SDUMB ughhghh men...
and so then tiffany started choking
and i was like
"I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE"
but i didnt gie it to her LMAO dumby
and she fell to the ground and started spaswmig
and then edward was liek all rock hard and chisleed perfeection
and then i was like
"ugh im overr this" BUT I WASNT
and edward was like
DUNDUN DUN
CLIGGHANGER
