and so i said to tiffany
"heyyy ummm your dumb"

and tiffany was like

"huehuehhueh"

and then i spilled cheerios all over her from the box i was concealing

and she was like
"omg iim allergicc"

and broke out in bloody itchy hives as she scratched her entir ebody

and edward was like"
"yuippp thats a bargain and a half for a pint of lager"

and everyone ignroed him becaus WHAT HE FUCK THAT S SO SDUMB ughhghh men...

and so then tiffany started choking

and i was like
"I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE"

but i didnt gie it to her LMAO dumby

and she fell to the ground and started spaswmig

and then edward was liek all rock hard and chisleed perfeection

and then i was like

"ugh im overr this" BUT I WASNT

and edward was like

DUNDUN DUN
CLIGGHANGER