Companions Reaction 6

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"Ready guys, I'm going to show you the parallel counter parts of the heroes of Overwatch, whom many will say they're based on" said Pablo.

"What kind of heroes we're going to see this time" asked Piper, "I wouldn't call them heroes, since they're all mercenaries fighting for control over land by their employers" said Pablo.

"I don't know how I feel about watching mercenaries at play" said Preston as merc's are generally known in the wasteland as the second most evil people to deal with, second only to raiders.

"Trust me you'll like the mercenaries of Team Fortress 2, or TF2 as it's commonly called" said Pablo.

"Anything else you can tell us besides the name" asked Boone, "Well just like with Overwatch they're 9 merc's all with unique weapons and rolls they fill when fulfilling any objectives, so for sake of brevity we're going to watch the offensive class of these 3 merc's which as they name applies, they have offensive roles both directly and indirectly towards combat" said Pablo.

"Anything else, we can learn about them" asked Macready, "Later, so let's get into the video as I introduce you guys the Scout" said Pablo.

-Meet the Scout-

-The short begins on the map Gravel Pit, where we get the focus on the merc on this video, the Scout along with his fellow merc's on RED team as they prepare to ambush the BLU's as they've heavily built up their defenses. Reloading his scattergun, the Scout joins the charge as he dodges several bullets, where we jump cut to him managing to sneak pass most of their defenses as he's being pursued by the BLU Soldier and Pyro as they began to fire at the little man. Thankfully the oncoming train begins to arrive, where the Scout leads the Soldier and Pyro onto the railway tracks where the duo are ran over, while the speed demon managed to evade getting hit, before promptly capping the point as we break into the title card-

-pause-

"Well he's definitely fast" said Preston, "Gotta say, I dig the choice of theme music, might have to get a sample of it and play at the Third Rail" said Hancock.

"Little, little human man fast" said Strong, "Preston just said that a second ago" said Veronica as so far the Scout seems unimpressive to the group.

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"Um… I don't even know where to start with you. I mean do you even know who you're talking to" said the Scout as he broke the fourth wall as he walks in front of his own Meet the Team sign off screen.

-pause-

"Hey Codsworth, we got someone from a different universe representing Boston" cheered Piper as she, Preston, and Hancock cheered of seeing someone representing them.

"Indeed we do Ms. Wright, though I am curious to know more on this individual" said Codsworth.

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-We cut to a scene where the BLU Heavy was about to dig into a sandwich whilst holding onto the point, but was stopped before he took the first bite when the Scout prodded the side of his head with his bat, with a smartass greeting-

"Do you have any idea, any idea who I am" asked the Scout as we cut back to the first scene for a split second, before going back to the Scout and Heavy trading blows while yelling.

"Basically- kind of a big deal!" proclaimed the Scout before we switched back to the fight where Scout was strangling Heavy with his bat.

-pause-

"I know this is a dramatization and an alternative universe, but were Bostonians always this loud, cocky, and annoying before the war" asked Boone as Piper, Preston, and Hancock felt attacked by that comment.

"Honestly… yeah considering this takes place between the late 60's and early 70's, yes this dramatization does accurately depict your every day hoodlum from Boston at the time, though they made significant 180 between the 2010's to 2020's" explained Pablo.

"And exactly how much of a 180 Bostonians made during that time" demanded Hancock, "Everyone is either a passionate liberal artist, aspiring doctor to the point 1 in 4 citizens are a licensed nurse or physician just casually walking the streets, or you know they're engineers by day and Sox fans by night" said Pablo as this answer did satisfy the Boston trio.

-Continue-

"Oh man that's beautiful, heh" said the Scout as he flexed his scrawny arm before we cut back to the fight where the Heavy has the Scout in a chokehold.

"Ya listening? Ok, grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother- I hurt people" said the Scout as he pokes the camera.

"Boink!" Shouts the Scout as he whacked Heavy in the gut with his bat.

"I'm a force-a-nature" said the Scout.

"Bonk!" exclaimed the Scout as he clocks the Heavy on the chin as the mountain of meat whips his head back.

"If you were from, where I was from you'd be fucking dead" said the Scout as we see him making a battle cry as he climbed up a ledge preparing to finish off the Heavy who was desperately trying to reach for his sandwich but it was all for not.

"WOOO!" shouted the Scout in pure joy before we end this interview of the Scout with the rest of the merc's as the signature fanfare music plays.

-In the post credit scene, we can see the Scout eating the Heavy's sandwich out of satisfaction, whilst the Heavy lies unconscious on the floor as we see a finger twitch-

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"And there you guys go, that was the Scout of TF2" said Pablo.

"Ironically, you claim that his means of fighting and attitude was that of Boston citizen in a bygone era, and yet, Miss Cait here is the only one among us who likes to run around hopped up on chems while swinging a bat" said X6

"Fuck off, I'm clean now you hear, and if you think it's smart to lump me with those 3 idiots over there, I'll show you otherwise with my bare fists" said Cait.

"Hey now, we're not that loud, or obnoxious, or annoying as the Scout" said Preston, "We just got word another settlement needs help" Macready said in his best impression of Preston.

Not being able to defend himself as he did got the look from everyone, the second in command to the Minutemen remained silent.

"Moving on guys, I'm going to show you another one of the merc's this time, it's the Soldier" said Pablo as he plays the video.

-Meet the Soldier-

-The short begins with the BLU Pyro aiming aimless towards the camera with their flamethrower before taunting, resulting in them getting gibbed, before cutting to the Demoman who was downing down his bottle of scrumpy where he too got turning into meat chunks and red mist, before finally cutting to the Heavy who taunting at the camera before joining the fate of his previous teammates as we finally cut to the title card-

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, than you must fight" said the RED Soldier as he walks across a couple of new recruits as they all stood at attention to their CO before he stops and looks them.

"Sun Tzu said that, and I'd like to think he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, cause he invented it! And then he perfected it, so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor" said Solider as he spoke in the ways a GI should.

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"Looks like these merc's are at least getting trained by someone who knows what their talking about" said Boone, "That quote he ripped off and claimed was said by Sun Tzu was actually a quote by Patton" explained Boone.

"Regardless, these mercenaries should feel grateful for having someone with genuine military experience. Granted it's always a shame to a soldier fall out of line and take on mercenary work, but I do hope they're in it for more than just the money" said Danse as Preston, Veronica, and Macready nodded in agreement.

-Continue-

-We cut back to the Soldier as he let's out a battle cry before be followed by a shaky camera as he runs head first into battle. Pulling out his shotgun, he drops the Demoman as he dodges the grenade that was fired at him, before switching back to his rocket launcher as he kills the Medic. Finally entering the heat of the battlefield, it was a full on war as his team were pinned down, while the Soldier lead a few of his more braver teammates into the heart of the storm where the fight for the last control point was being placed-

"Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one" said Soldier as he told this story by removing the 2 grenades strapped on his chest as improved puppets who were merrily walking in place, before taking the 2 frags and started smashing them together.

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"Something tells me this guy is a caps short on entering the New Vegas strip" said Cass.

"What gave it away, the fact he screamed like a gorilla, or the fact he was smashing those 2 frag grenades together like their wooden blocks" said Piper.

"Not to mention, the guy decided to quote and butcher the bible in a way I thought Caesar was preaching this load of Brahmin shit to his Legion" said Arcade.

"Hey Danse, you and the soldier boys are acting kinda quiet, don't you want to add something to the matter" asked Deacon, "No, not really" said Danse as he was starting to get the feeling that the Soldier wasn't all there.

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-Back to the battle being taken place on Granary, we can faintly hear the Scout warning the Soldier of a Sentry up ahead, as the mad man ran head first into the device and shot it point blank where he used the blast fire to propel him in a rocket jump as he landed on a large pipe. Following the large pipe, the Soldier shoots down and blew the Heavy and Pyro up, clearing the point as the Soldier prepares to cap it, just so a Spy could appear to back stab him, however the Soldier sensed him as he spun around with his shovel and kills the Spy with a hard smack to the face-

"Hehe, and from that day forward, anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a zoo!" exclaimed the Soldier as it's revealed that his new recruits were in fact the severed head of the BLU team wearing helmets with one of the heads falling over.

-End-

"What the hell is his major malfunction!" shouted Danse as he was furious beyond words, "I've seen some messed up things during my tour, but never have I or any of my brothers in arms did something so… taboo" Boone said in disgust.

"Seriously Pablo, what the hell!" groaned Piper with a scrunched face, "Human knows how to fight like Super Mutants, is strong and fearless like Strong in battle" commented Strong.

All the while Cass tossed her whiskey and drank turpentine from the can, Macready comforted Curie as she was trying not to throw up in her mouth, Raul just shook his head no, and Arcade, while disturbed, remained calm.

"I think it's pretty evident that the Soldier, a name I feel is insulting to even address the man, has possibly a lot of mental health issues" said Arcade.

"Agreed, on a psychological standpoint, the Soldier is suffering from a degree of mental health issues, ranging from possibly paranoid schizophrenia, shell shock from PTSD, or an extreme case of sociopathology" said Curie as she managed to not throw up.

"Yeah I forgot to mention, that the Soldier, real name Jane Doe, isn't even actually a soldier, since he was deemed mentally unfit to serve the military when it came to enlist, resulting in him buying his own plane ticket to Poland where he lead one man war against everyone for about 4 years after WWII and gave himself medals and honors that he made" said Pablo.

"You mean to tell me he not only isn't mentally fit for combat, but is guilty of stolen valor!" Danse said angrily, "Dude, there's just some lines you don't cross" said Macready as he recalled the time he and Sole found the Preston Garvey impersonator where Macready went and killed him after calling the punk out.

"I swear to god, if there's anything that pisses me off more than the Legion, it's people posing as Soldiers" said Boone as he's only had one experience with a group of punks posing as soldiers during his tour with the NCR, and let's just say they were lucky all he did was chew them out.

"For what it's worth, he's not the most insane member of the group" said Pablo, "What, there's someone more unhinged than what we saw from Jane Doe" asked Deacon.

"Yeah, so let's take a look at them" said Pablo.

-Meet the Pyro-

-The short starts with the title card before it goes up in flames as we see the lower half of the RED Pyro who was walking towards a town as we get brief commentary from their teammates all admitting to the fact that they fear the power to their very core. In between the team commentary, we see that the Pyro was entering the BLU base as members of the BLU team flee in terror as the Pyro decides to start setting the town ablaze as we get a close up into the Pyro's goggles where we get to see the world that Pyro walks in. Instantly this hellish scenery of death changes to that one filled with lollipops and rainbows as this is what the Pyro perceives to be their reality that they're spreading joy and not bring death to the world. One second we see these cherub versions of the BLU team enjoying a lollipop and the sensation of bubbles being blown in their face, when in reality the Pyro was splitting someone's head open with a fire axe if not shooting a flare gun at point blank in someone's face as they all scream in terror. Eventually the cherub BLU team gathers behind the Pyro and wave him goodbye, as the real BLU team are all dying in a horrific manner, with Pyro's last victim, the Sniper, accidentally clinging onto their leg begging for help, which the Pyro perceives to do by incinerating them alive at point blank as he screams one last blood curdling scream. Walking away merrily throw Pyroland, the Pyro was whistling a happy tune as we pan out of large chest cavity into the Soldier that even blew through his back as he croaked whilst standing with barely any strength to hold the wound Pyro inflicted upon him as he fell over to their death-

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No one could say anything as they were just to horrified to say anything, as Cass and Raul were drowning out this vision with alcohol, Veronica knocked her self out when she hit herself on the head, Boone was silent as his vision darkened, Lily covered her eyes, Piper hid behind her notebook, Cait followed Cass's example and drowned this memory with alcohol, Hancock was taking Ultra Jet and Party Time Mentats to forget this horrible experience, Preston was shuddering in fear, Macready fainted in his seat, Hancock his behind his helmet, and Curie and Arcade were whispering the potential psychological problems the Pyro was suffering from, including the obvious being a psychopathic arsonist, while X6 look disgusted beyond words, while Strong remained silent.

"Strong is scared" commented Strong, "We all are. We all are" said Deacon as he injected himself some Med-x before chasing it down with Borbrav's moonshine as he wanted to forget this moment forever.

"Let's take a break, ok" Pablo said sheepishly.

And we're done and got another chapter uploaded, I hope you guys are liking these chapters as a late.

Also I know someone's gotta criticize me for this so I'll address it now, why didn't I add the color commentary towards meeting the Pyro.

Honestly a lot of it has to do with the fact that the Meet the Pyro has very little dialogue to begin with, plus I'm writing this from a realistic perspective from the companions from the companions of Fallout, and quite frankly while some have questionable morals, for the most part none of them are as psychotic or as violet like say Porter Gauge who's probably be having a good time and talking about it.

Huh, maybe I should consider adding the DLC companions in later chapters, I don't know leave me your guys thoughts in the review section if you want me to add Gauge, Longfellow, Ada, Follows-Chalk, Walking-Cloud, Joshua, Christine, Domino, and God/Dog.

With that being said, don't be asking me about adding companions from say Fallout 3 because honestly the companions were pretty bland and not that interesting, like with the companions in later games.

So until next time, be safe, be good people, be humble, and please support your local fandom community.

This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3