Authors note: here is my first Helluva boss/Hazbin hotel tale with Mammon as the main character in this parody of Porco Rosso with Mammon as the titular Poco Rosso and Chloe from Miraculus as his true self.
Summary: Mammon or as he is known as Piccolo Mammon is a ace pilot of his country of greed but has a great secret. When his lover Chaz Trueman nee Shine is in danger of being forced to marry Adam he must use all his skills to protect the shark he loves.
Chapter 1: Ace pilot Mammon
In what can be called the unified country of hell in the envy ring a home of many fish kin sinners and hellebores on a secret beach there was a camp where a bush plane was on the shore as on a beach chair a overweight rotund figure dressed in a Piolet outfit that was modified to fit him with four arms with the lower arms resting in his big belly as there face was covered by a magazine as they snored as a radio played a Italian song. However there peace was interrupted as a rotary phone rang as the figure woke up grunting in a male voice as he used one of his upper arms to grab it "What is it?" He said in a thick Australian accent
' we got a job for you the Snake gear gang are on the move' the voice said as the large figure scoffed "The snake gear gang? I dont know I am kind of busy" he said lazily 'we need you to protect one of our ships that's carrying a fortune in gold' the male voice said as the named Mammon kicked the radio turning it off "Is that all?" He asked 'well…there's a group of school girls and boys on board too' the voice said as the large figure took off the magazine revealing a jester like face with yellow eyes, sharp teeth and a piolets hat on his head as he smirked "Now that' is gonna cost you" he said smirking.
However the camera then goes over the ship as a biplane flew over the ship piloted by odd egg creatures called Egg bois lead by a snake like sinner named Sir Penntious
'Now see her hunter, we've got a contract with you
Mammon: yeah yeah yeah wanker I'm on it I'm on it
Soon the ship landed close to the cruiser as the snake sinner yelled through a megaphone "Stop the ship or we'll sink it you hear me fools?" He barked as a few other snake like sinners and egg bois were firing guts and waving cutlasses around as several school children were in awe and not scared "Look at that seaplane pirates!" Said a Aardvark like angel named DW pointing in awe as everyone else panicked "Hay do you think this is part of the tour?" Asked a Little Dennene angel named Bonnie (Pokemon) all of them seeing it as Back with Mammon he boarded his own sea plane a green and yellow colored one customer made for his girth and marked with the sigil of the lord of green and his own face as he got in and turned a crank to get the engine good and started as it buzzed to life with a sputter "Someday I am gonna get this fat lazy butt and give this thing a overhaul" said Mammon as he bucked up and set out after unhooking the plane and left his get away as the plane took off in the air as he went on his way to his target.
Meanwhile with Sir Pentius crew they were loading up the gold and also the young school kids as hostages "Hers another one" said a Snake sinner named Skales "are you sea plane pirates?" Said a Hell cat kitten named Oliver (Oliver and company) "That were are" said a snake sinner named Pytor taking him to the ship "So were your hostages?" Asked a fairy like sinner named Mayreon (Miraculus) "Correct again" said Pythor "Smells like you never bathed" said a pug hellhound named Potato (Chip and Potato) "Humm your sharp" said Pythor as DW, Potato and Lloyd Garmadon (Ninajgo) studied the sigil "Looks cute" said DW "Could use some blood or poison" said Potato as her tiny mouse familiar Chip chitted "Hay hay come on kids were in a hurry!" Yelled Sir Pentious "Boss do we really need to take all 15 of them?" Asked a snake/Dijin sinner named Jay (Descendants) "Dont be daft it would be rude to separate them from there freinds" said Sir pentuous
Meanwhile in the Air Mammon was searching for the pirates and lowered his plane down seeing the ship and passing over it as everyone cheered at there savor seeing that the pirates were gone "Che looks like I'm late" he said as the captain and his assistant were signaling where Sir pentious went.
"Mammon hurry! The Snake gear gang have taken the children and the gold" he said as the ships crew signaled they went in a certain direction but Mammon smirked knowing where they went as he went west "No! Not that way! Wrong way! Wrong way!" All the crew and passengers yelled
"Calm down I know what I'm doing, the snake gear gang is so cheap they'll fly till they're just out of site then hide on the nearest island to save on gasoline" muttered Mammon as he checked a map for the nearest island as the engine to his plane started to sputter "Uggh come on dont give out on me now" he muted as his plane dipped as he quickly cranked it up "Come on baby, come on" he muttered as it started up "Yeah that's my girl" he said as his plane took off as he checked over the islands…however the engine was leaking oil "That cant be good *Pulls up a scar over his mouth* better get this job done quick" he muttered seeing his target "There they are" he said as he flew down close to the sea plane however it was a sight seeing plane "What the heck is this? A sight seeing plane this is pirate country they know better to be out here" he muttered as several male imps and loan sharks were going gaga over him
"Hay boys you better get out of here you can get yourself kidnapped in these skies huns" he said giving a thumbs up as the males were all swooning as Mammon shook his head "*Mumbles* guess my old self really can get the males swooning" he said.
Back with the pirates as Mammon predicted they were hiding and taking the low road to save on gasoline as Sir pentius peeked "I thin we managed to get away from them" he said as DW Peeked from the piolets window "Hay look were flying!" She said as her freind Emily a rabbit angel (Arther) peeked out as well "What's going on down there?" Asked Sir pentius as he peeked and saw all the children messing around "Now children this is not a playground…Can you idiots shut them up!" Yelled Pentious as hs crew were struggling wrangling the children "I told you that we shouldn't taken them all" said Jay as near the turrent a pair of angel twins named Tommy and Timmy Tibble peeked "Can we look up?" Asked Tommy "Yeah just dont let the boss know" said a egg boi "Wow what a great view, hay i see a pretty green plane!" Said Timmy confusing the egg boi "What were?" He asked "That was Mammon" said Timmy "Yeah he is gonna save us" said Tommy as it was true as Mammon flew in close and ready.
"Alright lets get this over with" he said as the Tibble twins were in awe "He's back" he said in unison "It is Mammon!" He said ready to fire "Hay dont hurt him!" They yelled stopping him as Mammon carefully aimed to fire his planes guns as he destroyed the engine "Oh that is not good the engine stops" said the egg boi "Are we gonna crash?" Asked Timmy
"No were not we got another engine" said The egg boi as Mammon circled up as Sir pentious saw him "Hay dont just stand there! Shoot him! Shoot him!" He yelled as The egg boy did as Tommy and Timmy held on and was missing "You keep missing him!" Said Timmy as Mammon maneuvered around as the Egg boi loaded the current "I think he's better then you" said Tommy "Quiet you" said the Egg boi ready for round 2 as Sir penthouse and the others joined in but missed as Mammon sent a morse code message "Signal from the fat sin "Surrender now you lose jerks" said Pythor "Never said Sir Pentious as the aristocratic snake fired as Mammon dodged and got close "I'm not gonna miss him this time!" Said the egg boi firing as Mammon went under "Where where did he go?" He asked as the Tibble twins were in awe "He's great/hes hiding" they said in unison as Mammon flew in front destroying a wing as the egg boi fired but missed as the tail fin caused the plane to crash as The twins playfully screamed "Ahh help were gonna sink!" They yelled going bellow "were not gonna sink this is a sea plane" said the egg boi as he saw the tail fin fall off "That's not good"
With the plane grounded the 'hostages' charged out saving how the ship was sinking as they ran out giggling and playing on the wing as they hopped into the water "Stop them they're valuable hostages" said Sir Pentious "Get back inside!" Yelled the egg boy "Children get out of the water its dangerous!" Said Sir pentious as DW Stepped through the pilots window "Dont worry we all belong to a swimming club watch this" she said diving into the water followed by her freinds as Pentious protested "Signal from the jester" said Jay as Mammon signaled "He says hand over the children and the gold, and I'll let you keep some of the loot to repair your ship" said Jay as to mammon "I hate to put you jerks out of buisness" he said as back with the pirates "We get to keep some…well that's Generous" said Jay as Sir Pentious growled annoyed "Were not giving in you idiots *Grabs the turent* Come here you fatso! I dare you!" He said as Mammon flew his plane close as Pentious tried to fire…but it failed "Uhoh" said Jay "My gun is Jammed! "Wait that is not good" said the Egg boi as he and Jay waved a white cloth along with the others "Dont shoot dont shoot we surrender!" Tehy yelled as Mammon flew over.
Soon the kids were on a floatation device "Bye Pirates! Bye Bye!" They cheered as the pirates also waved as they fixed there engine "Well that worked out well" Said the egg boi "It was really nice of him to not kill us" said Pythor "Show more ambition your a pirate!" Yelled Pentious as the pirate ship sailed away as Mammon took off his pilots suit and was only wearing a yellow top that barely covered his belly as he got to work on his engine as he sailed his sea plane as he tried to corral abunch of giggling school children. All in the day of a bounty hunter as he return the children and gold to where they belong.
Authors note: Well I hope this is cool for my first time with Mammon as a bounty hunter.
I may make a "My neighbor Totaro" fanfic with Mammon as Totaro, so watch out.
Next chapter all the pirate leaders gather together to plan on what to do with Mammon as said Sin visits a bar belonging to a old flame as a Angel soldier named Adam seems to have his sights on the bar owner.