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Mrs. J.K., Writing from a young girl's point of view sucks, I never understood females, and hormonal teenage girls are the worst. But… I will get this done, even when this Hermione is not believable… I'll make her OP! That is always fun!

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That will make it a win for us. I released the petrification, Tonks stretched out and turned to me.

8 The Talk...

Tonks sighed and said, "You won, Miss Granger. You surprised me and caught me off guard," she looked at Susan and grinned, "You have still a lot to learn about teasing, Miss Bones. Never back down when someone calls your bluff."

Susan got brave by that comment and rubbed Tonks's ass, "You mean I could get into your panty and let you finish? Or did you want Hermione's Fist up your snatch?"

Harry whispered to Neville, "It is kind of hot to watch, but I bet she will obliviate the two of us if we keep on looking."

Neville softly said, "I can't look away from it, Hannah? Can you turn my head away please?"

I gave Tonks a slap on her ass and asked, "It has been a while since you got some relief, isn't it Tonks? I bet we are a safe solution, we learn some and you get some, I bet that Lord Black hinted at you to do that, giving Harry the facts of life."

Tonks caved in, "Yes he did, Mum did it for him when they were at Hogwarts, she too told me it was alright, she even said to involve you too. I did not expect this crowd and that you would win."

I grinned, "Well, Nymphadora, you are in luck, you see, Neville has no siblings to teach him, nor does Susan and Daphne. Tracey only has an older brother, he is a bit of a prick, and Hanna's sister graduated last year. You, Miss Tonks, can have the privilege to tutor all of us about the human body and their mating habits."

Tonks paled, "You mean I have to teach all of you? That will take all of my free time!"

I let my finger circle her nipple, "We can make it a group thing or split it in two, Neville with Hannah and Susan, and Harry with Daphne and Tracey. We need a nicer accommodation though, an empty classroom won't do. Don't worry, we will reward you."

Tonks got suspicious, "Hey! Why is your name not on that list? Do you claim to know everything already?"

I nodded, "Last year I sat in class with sixteen and seventeen-year-old students. Believe me, I know all about the facts of life, even baby care from the stupid ones that did not take their pill or let themselves get fucked without a condom."

Harry's voice went up, "Language, Hermione!"

I shook my head, "No Harry, this time the Fuck was within the context, that word was functional."

Harry looked thoughtful, "You are right, Hermione, if I say Fuck You that is a profanity, if I say I want to fuck you…"

Daphne interrupted, "That would be wishful thinking or a daydream. Hermione, does that mean you can teach us too?"

I nodded, "I suppose I could teach you a few things, Tonks will do the practical side of the course."

Susan asked, "Do we let others join? Like Megan or Leanne? Padma and Mandy?"

I shook my head, "Only if you don't mind they look at Neville or Harry. What about other boys? Blaise for instance or Zachariah?"

Tonks protested, "No more or I get the reputation of being a slag, it is bad already, there is no need to make it worse."

Daphne commented, "We need to find a better place, there are Lord's quarters or visitors rooms in the castle or even teacher's quarters, there used to be more students and more teachers."

Crap! I knew I had forgotten something! There are no paintings in the room but I bet an elf is spying on us, "Is there an elf in this room? Show yourself! You are spying on four Heirs Primary and two heirs. That is reason enough to get clothes! Now show yourself!"

From a corner a shaking elf became visible, "Winny was told to, Missy Grangy, please don't give Winny clothes! Winny was told to listen!"

I nodded, "I believe you, Winny. A proper Elf obeys the orders they are given and I believe you are a fine dutiful Elf."

I raised my finger, "But now that you know that Elves are not allowed to spy on Heir Primaries, can you give the other Elves that message too? Also, we forbid you to add any kind of potion to our food other than nutritious Potions given by the Nurse, even when the Headmaster, Professors, or students tell you to do that. It is in the Rules from the Founders that nobody may put potions in the student's food. You may remind the Headmaster of that."

Harry added, "We hate to give clothes to hardworking elves that did not know this, so spread the word Winny, come to us if there is any trouble."

Winny nodded eagerly and popped away, I sighed in relief, "That was a close call, I forgot Dumbles use the Elves to spy on us, can you imagine the amount of blackmail we would provide that creep? Tonks spread the word that Elves are forced to spy on us, only the Heir Primary are forbidden to be spied upon, the rest of the students are free game for the creep."

Xxxxx

That night news about elves being forced to spy on students went viral, Harry notified Sirius, who immediately raised a storm. I did the Library, all houses were there and I could reach them at the same time.

The next morning the board of Governors barged in at breakfast and went straight to the Kitchens. I did not know what was being said down there, but when they came to the head table it was loud and clear.

Sirius, it was obvious he took Malfoy's spot, announced, "Students! Let it be known that from today forwards nobody is allowed to force Elves to spy on any student, be them Headmaster or student!"

He turned to Dumbledore, "This is your final warning, Albus Dumbledore! You lost all the respect we got for you being the vanquisher of Grindelwald! What you have been doing here is unforgivable and it will be discussed in the next Wizengamot. This is a school, not your private playground, you are merely a headmaster, not a bloody God!"

Sirius turned to the students, "After Lunch, a delegation of Healers from St Mungo's will be in the Hospital wing, all students are invited to let themselves be checked for illegal potions! This means Loyalty potions keyed to the Headmaster or hate potions targeted a person or House. It is a good thing we found out about it this early, any damage can be corrected."

Granny Longbottom added, "We will keep Headmaster Dumbledore occupied until then by asking some questions."

I thought of something, "Harry, give me the mirror, please... Sirius! Ah, Sirius, stay away from his office, no doubt he has wards that will let you look at him favorably. I reckon the meeting room of the governors has them too. Have fun."

Harry commented, "It is hard to believe that man is capable of all that, and yet it makes sense. It is all about control.'

I nodded, "I bet the Dark Lord you are supposed to vanquish is Dumbledore instead of Voldemort… maybe both of them."

Harry looked sideways at me, "Really? From where I am sitting it looks like you are doing the Vanquishing here, Hermione."

I shrugged, "They are making it easy, Harry. Say, do you think McGonagall is awake? She must have one hell of a hangover now. She is not here, I bet she is still passed out, Fire Whiskey can have quite the kick to the head I heard."

Daphne commented, "Why would she quit her job like that, or was that the Fire Whiskey talking, I find it hard to believe she would quit after a few words from us… or it would be too personal."

"No, Dumbledore, we will talk here in the open for everyone to hear!" boomed Sirius's voice through the hall, "I bet you warded that office to influence our minds! We stay here!"

Hey, that was my idea! That bloody dog didn't give me credit! "A first-year told me that! You can't fool us anymore Dumbledore! Yes, she is scary smart! Smarter than you!"

Tracey chuckled, "They are talking about you, Hermione."

I flipped my hair, "That is only natural, Tracey, scary, and smart are my middle names."

Tracey shook her head, "I bet humble is not one of them, perhaps bragger is?"

I sniffed, "Nope, it isn't bragging when you tell the truth, and being humble is for pansies."

Xxxxx

Our next class is Dada. Strange but true, Quirrell without his Turban was teaching it, he even got a full set of hair. He must have avoided Voldeghost in Albania somehow. He has a stutter, but not the annoying kind from the book. This was a change that I did not make to the story and made it difficult to predict the future.

Role call took five minutes longer than usual, no, not because of the stutter, it was after calling our name he took a moment to study our face.

"Nnnow, wwho can explain wwhat the Dark Arts are?" Was his first question, his stutter is not so bad, words beginning with a W or an N have some difficulties, it is manageable though. I let the others take a shot at the answers first.

All kinds of answers were offered, from 'That is what Evil Wizards use', to "All the spells that the ministry marked as dark'.

Harry's answer was a good one, "All types of magic that require negative thoughts and feelings to use."

Quirrell turned to me, "Mmiss Granger, wwhat is your opinion?"

I shrugged, "Dark Arts is a fancy name for an addiction. Wizards and Witches can get addicted to using harmful spells, the rush of causing harm to someone or something taints the mind. Feeling superior to their victims. The knowledge that they are using so-called Dark Spells is intoxicating and it will erode their minds until they end up like Bellatrix Lestrange or Voldemort, complete lunatics, slaves to their Dark Art addiction. I feel pity for them to be honest, they are one step from being animals."

Quirrell froze up, he did not expect my answer, clearly, he did not like my answer, "And yet a lot of people wwwere following the Dark Lord's Cause, Mmiss Granger. They can't all be wwwrong are they?"

I looked up at him and shook my head, "Please, sir, think for a minute, for example, why for instance did Voldemort place a taboo on that name? It is clearly a fake name, Flee from Death is a name? Putting a taboo on that name was to prevent us from thinking about it. I doubt he was a pureblood, if he was, he would use that instead," I chuckled, "His Cause you say? It was to kill off as many purebloods as he could."

Quirrell coolly said, "Those are dangerous accusations, Mmmiss Granger, a lot of Wizards believe in his Cause. You can not deny the threat the mmuggles pose to our Society, we need someone to fight our battles and give us a place to rule."

I giggled, 'Come on, Professor! Do you believe that drivel? Let me answer you, last Century Britain had more than a hundred thousand Magic people, after two Dark Lords who were claiming to fight for us, we somehow have less than fifty thousand Magical people in Britain, a lot of old Houses are reduced to a few people, in Heir Potter's case to only one. What did those two so-called
Dark Lords achieve?"

Harry looked around and commented, "If we want to kill all the Normals in Britain, every Witch or Wizard from one to a hundred-fifty-years-old has to kill a thousand Normals. No, you have to kill at least five thousand Normals because no Normal-born will stand for it and will defend their family and fight back. This is a war that you can not win. It would be the end of Wizarding kind."

He glared at Quirrell, "No Sir, this is just a raging lunatic that wants to use violence to sate his addiction. Having a silver tongue to convince the people doesn't make what he said the truth, sir. History is filled with those false smooth talkers. Sir? Are you one of those gullible fools?"

Quirrell turned to his desk, "This discussion is over! Open your book on page six and read the chapter. Wwwe wwill discuss the spell and its use."

Xxxxx

When we left the classroom, Zachariah Smith said, "Miss Granger, for a moment I thought you were going to eliminate your next Professor. He was about to cry."

I shrugged, "What worries me is that he supports that Dark Idiot, as if killing normals will solve anything. Those fools forgot why the Wizarding World went into hiding in the first place."

Harry nodded while we walked away, "It seemed he was promoting the Pureblood Cause, whatever that Cause is. We have a free period, who is for exploring the castle?"

Tracey objected, "I am not going to explore that castle with this heavy bookbag."

With a tap of my wand, I cast a featherweight spell on her bag, "Grooming and Household Spells for the Bachelor, Tracey. The One Must Have for the Helpless Witch or Wizard. It is focused on the wizards that left home and forgot to bring their Mum along."

Tracey rolled her eyes, "I am not going to live alone, Hermione. Daphne and Harry will be there to take care of me, I bet you will too."

I will? She will be in for a big surprise if she thinks I will cuddle her, I think black leather and high heels, a whip and some ropes… no ball-gag, I want to hear her scream.

Tracey backed away from me, "No! Whatever you are thinking, NO! I'll be nice. That was a mean look on your face, Hermione. Come, we are going to explore the castle."

Neville said, "If Hermione put featherweight spells on our bags, we will come too."

Xxxxx

Our group ended up on the seventh floor at the tapestry of the dancing trolls. Alright, I lured them there, I want Harry or Neville to 'Discover' the room.

"Harry? What room would be suited to have Tonks have her Wand and Holster Talk?" I asked him while I let him pace before that wall pointing him to Daphne and Tracey who were leaning against the wall to look at the tapestry from a distance.

Harry shrugged, "I guess something with a lot of couches and a stage with a lot of pictures."

At the third pass, a door appeared, I acted surprised, "Did you let this door appear, Harry?"

Harry studied the door, "This door was not here just now, is this one of those secret rooms or passages I heard Sirius talk about? He said Hogwarts is filled with secrets. Let's go inside."

When we entered the room, Harry was slack-jawed, "This is exactly how I imagined how the room would look like!"

Daphne looked at the stage and discovered the pictures of naked girls and screamed, she turned to Harry and snapped, "Did you imagine us naked too, Potter? Because those are our pictures on that wall!"

Morgana's saggy Cunt! Five life-sized naked pictures of Daphne, Tracey, Susan, Hannah, and Me!

Harry protested, "How could I have done that? This is the first time I set foot in this room!"

I slapped the back of his head, "You imagined this room, so you imagined those naked pictures of us too! Imagine they have bikinis on you perv! Close your eyes and do it!"

Harry closed his eyes and a few moments later the pictures had minuscule bikinis on, a few slaps later they wore a school uniform.

Neville asked, "Harry? You can let those pictures do anything you want. Can you picture Tonks?"

Ow? Longbottom is going to live dangerously? Yep, by the look on Hannah's face, he does.

Daphne protested, "Harry! Stop with those dirty pictures!"

I chuckled, "Think what we can do with it! Harry has to picture Snape getting buggered by Dumbledore and we can take a picture of it. Or while McGonagall is standing behind them with a Whip…"

Harry shook his head, "No… not only No, but HELL NO! Do you want me mentally scarred, Hermione? I just had four months of Mind-healer sessions behind me and you are setting me up for… at least a year if I have to do that!"

I sighed, "Sorry, Harry, you can picture me back in a bikini if you wa…"

That horny bastard already did it, "Hey! My tits are smaller than those!"

Harry shrugged, "I never saw those so I took a guess, if you want them lifelike, I have to see them first."

That made the girls giggle, Susan teased, "Harry has a point, Hermione, flash your boobs so he has something to compare with."

I shook my head, "Girls, each year my parents are going on holiday in France, at the beach, almost everyone is in Monokini, flashing my boobs doesn't embarrasses me at all. They are not big enough to look at anyway."

Hannah hugged me, "They will grow, Hermione, this room is ideal for Tonks to talk about Wands and Holsters isn't it?"

Susan commented, "It is perfect, as long that Harry keeps his dirty mind with Daphne, Tracey, and Hermione. Now Neville saw us naked... Harry saw me naked! They have to compensate and let us see them naked."

Hannah nodded, "That is only fair."

Harry protested, "I can't do that! I never saw Neville naked, besides, I only pictured how you would look naked, Hermione just said it was not an accurate picture."

I tried to divert the attention to something else, "Harry? Try to imagine something completely different, like a big library,"

Tracey shouted, "A Quidditch pit!"

Neville added, "A greenhouse!"

Daphne grinned at me, "A beach, so Hermione can show her tits at us."

That bloody traitor imagined a beach! He commented, "I don't know if it is a real beach, Hermione, I saw this one in a magazine. I've never been on a real beach."

I tasted the water, it was salty enough, I said, "I think the room filled in the blanks, Harry. It knows that seawater is salty, it is a nice beach."

Tracey smiled, "Soooo… Monokini, Hermione? Show those boobs at us!"

I shook my head, "Only if all of us do this, Tracey, I don't want to be gawked at, I even will skinny dip if everyone does it too, so... Do we have any volunteers to join me?"

When nobody volunteered, I looked around, "That is what I thought. So this room can be made into anything we imagine, we better keep this a secret, it can help us in our practical lessons."

Tracey complained, "It is not funny when you call our bluff, Hermione. Oh! I know! We bring Tonks in here, she is supposed to teach Harry the facts of life, she can teach us!"

Daphne nodded, "I bet Tonks can use this room for her NEWTS, if it provides everything you wish for that is a great training tool."

Xxxxx

After Dinner, we took Tonks to the room, Harry imagined the room again, it was the same as before without the life pictures, after the explanation with a demonstration, Tonks got excited.

"So, everything you imagine will appear? So imagine the door to disappear, that way we have some privacy… just like that. Can you give the control to me Harry? Let's see…"

Tonks let a nice couch appear on stage and sat down, "So, you would think I am going to do a strip show and let those two horny toads put their paws on me? Not going to happen boys. First of all, you are way too young for the good stuff, there is a proper order to do things you know, there is no need to rush it."

She sighed, "But there is only one year I can teach you, so I have to cut some corners so let's start it with explaining the order of how things are done. First, we will learn about the human body, the male side and female side, and all its functions. Let's see if I can get this right… there! Two life-size anatomical correct puppets!"

Tonks got us a lecture about the human body alright, I thought the heads of the girls would explode when that puppet got an erection and Tonks demonstrated how boys masturbate, if the door would still be there, Harry and Neville would have run away already. They got curious when Tonks demonstrated on the female puppet how girls masturbate, this time the girls wanted to get out.

Tonks calmed them down, "I did not say you have to start masturbating, you will feel for yourself when you are ready, some are at that when they are twelve, others at fourteen or fifteen, sometimes later."

Tonks smiled, "That brings us to today's topic, your first kiss! Now that is scary, isn't it? How do I kiss? When is it right to start kissing? Am I a good kisser? How do I know if I am a good kisser? Those were all questions I had at your age… maybe a year older. My solution? I practiced it on my dorm mate, so when we kissed a boy, it would be perfect… NOT! Boys who would practice kissing on other boys, generally don't want to kiss girls at all. So the boy's kiss is going to be very clumsy or he has practiced it on his cousin or sister."

Tonks grinned evilly, "That is why you are going to practice kissing Harry and Neville, and they can practice it on you."

Harry protested, "Wait a minute! How am I supposed to know what to do? I've never done this before, how do I start?"

I sighed and went to Tonks, "At the end of a Date, you stand before the girl and put her in your arms, if she doesn't slap you and smile, go in closer and peck her on her lips like this… then add more soft kisses, taste each other's lips, they are sensitive like this… After this, you have to sense if that is enough to end the date or if the girl craves more. Keep your hands at all times at the small of her back. If the girl wants more she will initiate the next set of kisses Hmmbbll?"

Tonks started snogging me! I did not expect that at all... I will go with the flow and advance to the next step, wandering hands, one hand went up and let my fingers go through her hair, while the other one went down south to the ass and pulled her closer, Tonks did the same, moaning in our kiss, my hand went up again and explored her boob, softly rubbing it, searching for her nipple.

Tonks followed my lead and unbuttoned my shirt, while I did the same with hers, soon our shirts were on the floor and our lips explored our neck and shoulders, our bra was next to go, I moved my lips on Tonks's nipple, and worked the other one with my fingers, when I went up for another kiss, it was her turn to suck on my nipples and boy she was good at it! While Tonks was working my boobs, I unbuttoned her skirt and let it drop on the floor.

My hand started to go inside her panty searching for her clit, I knew I found it when she gasped, her hands made quick work of my skirt and found their way to my clit. Morgana that felt great! I never thought I could get off by another girl.

Xxxxx

An orgasm later we came back to our senses.

I asked, "Tonks, can you make a shower in here? We are a bit sticky."

Tonks groaned, "We got carried away in the heat of the moment, isn't it?"

Daphne dryly commented, "You can say that again, what was it? Your third Date?"

Hannah shook her head, "Not my third date it isn't, that will be when I am fourteen years old at least… that is in my third year! I turn fourteen in two years!"

Harry asked, "Hermione, what made you lose control? You were explaining how to kiss and suddenly both of you were naked on the couch… perhaps it is better that you shower first."

I shrugged, "I am not embarrassed for being naked, Harry. At least not anymore, Tonks is a good snogger and I got lost in the heat."

I could not tell them that I missed a good shag for a long time, I had an active sex life before I got snuffed out. Tonks brought it all out again. This was my first time with a girl though. I am too young for a dick, so I have to settle for a pussy and Tonks has a prime class pussy.

Neville sighed, "Thanks for the demonstration, Hermione, that was so hot to see, I learned a lot, but I think I keep it at kissing if you don't mind."

Xxxxx

That night, Daphne and Tracey visited me in my room, Daphne asked, "Hermione? Can you teach us to kiss before we kiss Harry for the first time?"