Woody's Pokémon Journeys
Don't Worry, Be Crabby!
(AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is the first episode to feature Klawf, a crab-like Pokémon on the beaches of South Province.)
Narrator: Woody's goal is to collect all the Gym Badgesin Paldea in order to qualify in the Paldea League and beat Geeta, the Champion of Paldea. Geoff's goal is to complete the Pokédex and catch every kind of Pokémon, including Mew. These are the stories and adventures of these two Trainers in the world of Pokémon.
(Woody's Rotom Phone takes a picture of Woody and his friends; the picture shows their Pokémon, including Woody's Pikachu, Oinkologne (Male), Pawmo, Appletun, Koraidon, Armarouge, and Skeledirge, alongside Faith and her Floragato, Lechonk (Male), Pawmo, Ceruledge, Shelgon, and Gorebyss. Geoff also appears in the picture, alongside his Houndoom, Tarontula, Scatterbug, Finizen, Mareep, Miraidon, Capsakid, Brambleghast, Tandermaus, Litleo, Foongus, Flamigo, Bombirdier, Tropius, Smeargle, Grafaiai, Iron Bundle, Spectrier, Jynx, Calyrex, Darmanitan (Galarian Form), Werehide, Veluza, Gimmighoul, Shuppet, Timburr (Epochian Form), Nacli, Bergmite, Avalugg (Hisuian Form), Naclstack, Zapdos (Galarian Form), Sea, Horsea, and Gourgeist (Average Size), while Moose appears with his Brionne and Palafin; Bullwinkle poses with his Quaxwell, Rabsca, Cyclizar, Greavard, and Lechonk; Mordecai and his Quaxwell, alongside his Floatzel, Beautifly, Garchomp, Tyrantrum, and Sharpedo, pose with Woody; Veronica, alongside her Braxien, Smoliv, and Azumarill; and Buffy – who's with Bayleaf, Corvisquire, Lechonk (Female), Clobbopus, Spewpa, Dratini, Floragato, and Quagsire (Delta Form) – wink as the picture was taken on Woody's Rotom Phone. Drew and his Croconaw, Oinkologne (Male), Staravia, Holloweed, and Yungoos pose next to Faith and Sharon.)
(The scene changes to show the South Province Beach. Mordecai, wearing his orange floral swim shorts, arrives at the beach.)
Faith: Come on, Faith, We gotta meet up with the others at the beach. I got on my swimsuit on, you know.
Faith: [voice-over] Just a second, Mordecai! This one-piece swimsuit doesn't like me.
Mordecai: Dude, it's a swimsuit. You wear it at the beach.
Faith: Yeah, but this is an embarrassing swimsuit.
Mordecai: Oh, come now. Don't exaggerate.
(Mordecai goes into the women's changing room. She finds Faith and her swimsuit. Her swimsuit was a candy cane-striped one-piece swim dress, which had soft pads on the breasts since she was uncomfortable with her body. Underneath the swimsuit was a skirt, which covered her leg-holes.)
Mordecai: Pads underneath the nipples? Really?
Faith: What? I don't like it when my nipples show through my clothes.
Mordecai: Meet me at the beach when you're done getting ready, okay?
Faith: Okay!
(Faith put on her candy cane-themed swim dress and meets up with the others.)
Faith: I like your red floral swim shorts, Moose. Red is certainly a Christmas color.
Moose: Thanks. These are my favorite swim shorts.
Drew: [in his grey and white swim shorts] Hey, sis. I just found a jellyfish.
Faith: Oh, cool! Let me see.
(Faith was attacked by a wild male Jellitot.)
Geoff: I don't think that was a real-life jellyfish. It was a Jellitot!
(Geoff's Rotom Phone chimes)
Geoff's Rotom Phone: "Jellitot, Male Form. The Cool Jelly Pokémon. A Water type. Jellitot can move by using the currents of the oceans, as well as their light bodies. They're usually found throughout the beaches of Rikoto."
Faith: [gets electrocuted by the wild Jellitot] Geoff… capture this thing before I die!
(Geoff throws a Net Ball at Jellitot and was soon caught.)
Geoff's Rotom Phone: [chimes] Congratulations! Jellitot has been registered to your Pokédex!
Woody: [in his orange swim shorts] You guys ready for a fun beach day?
All: Yeah!
Arven: [in his purple board shorts] Yeah, we're ready!
Mabosstiff: Maboss!
Woody: We're also here for the next Herba Mystica, the Sweet Herba Mystica. Once we defeat Klawf, Koraidon and Miraidon will finally be capable of dashng through anywhere.
Faith: And if Mabostiff eats the Sweet Herba Mystica sandwich, it'll feel better again.
Yakko: [wearing his yellow swim shorts] Dot and I will probably find some seashells on the beach.
Dot: [in her pink one-piece swim dress] I want to get a bunch for my mom.
Yakko: And I'm planning to make a necklace out of them for Sharon as a Christmas present. She loves the beach, so a necklace would be a great idea.
Woody: Come on, everybody! Let's have fun on the beach!
(Meanwhile, a crab-like Pokémon watches Faith playing in the ocean.)
(Song: The Challenge of Life)
"Rise if you're prepared for the challenge
(Rise to the challenge)
Rise if you're a champion at heart
(Rise to the challenge)
Take my hand, we'll train as one
And triumph together
(Rise to the challenge)
Nothing's gonna stand in our way
Stronger and stronger we'll
Rise to the challenge of
Life
Pokémon!"
(End of The Challenge of Life)
(The scene changes to show Woody's Pikachu, Oinkologne (Male), Pawmo (Male), Koraidon, Appletun, Armarouge, Clodsire, and Skeledirge, alongside Woody himself, jumping into the air, alongside Faith and Floragato, Oinkologne (Male), Pawmo, Shelgon, Togetic, Ceruledge, and her Typhlosion (Hisuian Form). Geoff and Houndoom, alongside Finizen, Veluza, Capsakid, Bramblin, Miraidon, Flamigo, Litleo, Foongus, Tandermaus, Fuecoco, Oricorio (Pa'u Style), Nymble, Grafaiai, Smeargle, Bellossom, Skunktank, Cetoddle, Swirlix, Slurpuff, Musharna, Banscream, Iron Bundle, Calyrex, Spectrier, Jynx, Gourgeist (Average Size), Polteageist, Misdreavus (Aevian Form), Zapdos (Galarian Form), Horsea, Seel, Jellicent, Snorunt, Snowlow,and Snowrong also appear alongside Woody and Faith, with Bullwinkle and his Quaxwell, Lechonk, Greavard, and Rabsca appearing alongside the trio.)
Faith and Mordecai: [both reading the title] "Don't Worry, Be Crabby!"
(The scene changes to show Faith, still in her swim dress, playing in the ocean. She goes underwater but saltwater comes in her nose.)
Faith: Gross, I got saltwater in my nostrils.
(Faith holds her nose and water comes out of her ears.)
Mordecai: Hey, Faith. I stopped by the scuba shop and I found these on sale from Black Friday. Look!
(The scene shows a pair of swim masks. One was pink and the other was blue. There were also a pair of swim fins.)
Faith: Cool, full-face swim masks. Now with this thing on, I can explore the ocean floor without water in my nose.
(Mordecai and Faith put on their swim masks and swim fins and dive underwater.)
Faith: Would you look at all these fish, Mordecai?
Mordecai: They're beautiful.
(A Magikarp swims by Mordecai's swim mask.)
Faith: Aw, look, that Magikarp likes you.
(A Seadra swims by Geoff.)
Seadra: Seadra?
Geoff: Ooh, it's a Seadra.
(Geoff's Rotom Phone chimes)
Geoff's Rotom Phone: "Seadra, the Dragon Pokémon. A Water type. Seadra generates powerful whirlpools with its body, and can swallow fishing boats with only one spin. It shows no mercy to anything who approaches it."
Arven: Seadra aren't usually found in Paldea, but are instead found in the Isle of Armor, an island in Galar.
Woody: Yeah, but the Water-types are migrating to Paldea for the Winter.
Woody: Would you look at that? It's a Chewtle!
(A Chewtle walks by Woody.)
Chewtle: Chew?
Faith: I've never seen a Chewtle before. {pulls out her Rotom Phone}
[Faith's Rotom Phone chimes]
Faith's Rotom Phone: "Chewtle, the Snapping Pokémon. A Water type. Chewtle battles opponents with its solid-as-rock horn and will bite down on its opponents' bodies as soon as they flinch. The itching caused from its teeth is what makes Chewtle bite."
Geoff: Go, Poké Ball!
{Poké Ball opens up, then dings}
Geoff's Rotom Phone: [chimes] Congratulations! Chewtle has been registered to your Pokédex!
Faith: Let's get up to the surface and find Klawf.
Mordecai: Good thinking.
(Mordecai and Faith swim up to the ocean's surface.)
Faith: Klawf are usually find on cliffs so we should head to a beach cliff.
Mordecai: Good idea.
(Faith, Mordecai, Woody, and Arven head to a seaside cliff. From their surprise, they find a sleeping Klawf.)
Mordecai: Look, it's a Klawf!
Klawf: [sleeping]
Arven: Be quiet. We don't want that Klawf to wake up.
Faith: [whispering] Got it.
(Faith steps on a seashell, which woke up Klawf.)
Klawf: [wakes up] Kklllaawwfff!
Arven: [pulls out his Rotom Phone] Now you've done it, Faith! You woke up that Klawf!
Faith: I wonder what Klawf can do.
[Arven's Rotom Phone chimes]
Arven's Rotom Phone: "Klawf, the Ambush Pokémon. A Fighting type. Klawf lives on the edge of cliffs, where it can hang upside down so it can grab its prey. It dodges the attacks of its opponents and goes for their weak spots with its claws."
Klawf: {Vice Grip attack} Kkllllaawff!
Faith: Hey! Not in front of my swimsuit.
Arven: That Klawf must've been angry at you for disrupting its sleep.
?: Mordecai! Faith!
Yakko: Who's that?
(The figure approaches Mordecai and Faith, revealing it to be C.J.)
Yakko: That must be C.J, Mordecai's wife.
Dot: You know her, Yakko?
Yakko: I call her on my Rotom Phone when I'm bored.
C.J: Mordecai! There's a Klawf on the loose!
Mordecai: Don't worry. One of the main weaknesses of Fighting-type Pokémon is Psychic-types.
C.J: Good. [sends out Ponyta] Ponyta, let's go!
[Poké Ball opens up]
Ponyta: [Galarian Form] Ponnnyyy!
C.J: Ponyta, use Psybeam!
Ponyta: [Psybeam attack] Ponyyttaaaa!
(C.J's Galarian Ponytaused Psybeam on Klawf, weakening it.)
C.J: Just a little longer, Ponyta!
(Ponyta wasn't able to defeat Klawf, and the Unique Horn Pokémon was knocked out. Just then, the Unique Pokémon began to change its form!)
Woody: Ponyta must be evolving!
(With success, Galarian Ponyta became… a Galarian Rapidash!)
Rapidash: {Galarian Form} Rapidasssshhhh!
("Who's that Pokémon?" segment)
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: Who's that Pokémon?!
(A silhouette shows a picture of a crab-like Pokémon.)
…
(The silhouette disappears, revealing it to be a Klawf.)
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot: It's… Klawf!
Klawf: Klawf!
(End of "Who's that Pokémon?" segment)
C.J's Rotom Phone: [chimes] Congratulations! Galarian Rapidash has been registered to your Pokédex!
(C.J's Rotom Phone shows a picture of Galarian Rapidash.)
C.J's Rotom Phone: "Rapidash, Galarian Form. The Unique Horn Pokémon. A Psychic and Fairy type, and the evolved form of Ponyta. Rapidash is fearless and is usually seen near forests. Its psychic powers can turn into a Psycho Cut, which is capable of cutting through solid metal."
C.J: Whioa, and Rapidash learned Fairy Wind and Dazzling Gleam.
Faith: C.J, do something!
C.J: Right. Rapidash, use Dazzling Gleam!
(Rapidash uses a Dazzling Gleam attack on Klawf, which makes it let go of Faith.)
Klawf: [defeated] Klawffffff!
(Klawf falls down and goes into the water.)
Arven: Klawf's getting away.
Faith: Leave it to me. [puts on a full-face swim mask and dives underwater]
(Faith dives underwater and sees Klawf sobbing.)
Faith: Why were you fighting us?
(Faith's PokéTranslator charm sparkles.)
Klawf: [talking through the charm] I… I thought you guys were trying to kill me.
Faith: We weren't trying to kill you. We were trying to get the Sweet Herba Mystica.
Klawf: Really?
Faith: Yes, really.
(Klawf walks up to the surface with Faith and the Trainers find Klawf's cave.)
Arven: This must be where Klawf was keeping the Sweet Herba Mystica.
(The Trainers go inside the cave and make a Sweet Herba Mystica sandwich.)
Arven: Here, Mabosstiff, eat this sandwich and you'll feel better.
(Mabosstiff eats the sandwich and a little bit of its power is restored.)
Mabosstiff: [barks] Maboss!
(Woody's Rotom Phone rings)
Woody: It's from Cassiopeia! Hello
Cassiopeia: "Hello there, Woody. I'm so glad you defeated Klawf and got the Sweet Herba Mystica! With Koraidon and Miraidon eating this type of Herba Mystica, they'll dash through the Paldea region."
Woody: That's great!
Cassiopeia: "With Klawf defeated, there are two more Titan Pokémon left to be defeated."
Woody: Which ones?
Cassiopeia: "There's the Lurking Steel Titan, Orthworm and the False Dragon Titan, Dondozo."
Woody: Well, gang, it looks like we've got two more Titan Pokémon to defeat.
Arven, Faith, Drew, Mordecai, Moose, and Zee: [all cheering]
Narrator: With Miraidon and Koraidon able to dash thanks to them defeating Klawf, our heroes were one step away to achieving the Treasure of Paldea. Stay tuned for more adventures in Paldea, as our Paldean journey continues!
(To Be Continued…)
THE END!
Another fan-made episode finally complete!
(November 28th, 2023): With Christmas on the way, I have less work to do than I did last year, but this is important. My newest Christmas special, entitled "Panic at the Ice Dimension!" will air on December 15th, 2023. So that means I have two more Titan Pokémon to defeat: the Lurking Steel Titan, Orthworm and the False Dragon Titan, Dondozo. Also, "A Paldean Christmas" will premiere on December 2nd, 2023.
I'll see you guys in a while!