Woody's Pokémon Journeys
Sleeping with the Pokémon!
(AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is Cynthia's debut in Pokémon the Series: Scarlet and Violet – Untold Journeys
WARNING: There is a bunch of nudity in this episode, so if you're at the age of 18 and up, read at your own risk.)
Narrator: Woody's goal is to collect all the Gym Badges in Paldea in order to qualify in the Paldea League and beat Geeta, the Champion of Paldea. Geoff's goal is to complete the Pokédex and catch every kind of Pokémon, including Mew. These are the stories and adventures of these two Trainers in the world of Pokémon.
(Woody's Rotom Phone takes a picture of Woody and his friends; the picture shows their Pokémon, including Woody's Pikachu, Oinkologne (Male), Pawmo, Appletun, Koraidon, Armarouge, and Skeledirge, alongside Faith and her Floragato, Lechonk (Male), Pawmo, Ceruledge, Shelgon, and Gorebyss. Geoff also appears in the picture, alongside his Houndoom, Tarontula, Scatterbug, Finizen, Mareep, Miraidon, Capsakid, Brambleghast, Tandermaus, Litleo, Foongus, Flamigo, Bombirdier, Tropius, Smeargle, Grafaiai, Iron Bundle, Spectrier, Jynx, Calyrex, Darmanitan (Galarian Form), Werehide, Veluza, Gimmighoul, Shuppet, Timburr (Epochian Form), Nacli, Bergmite, Avalugg (Hisuian Form), Naclstack, Zapdos (Galarian Form), Sea, Horsea, and Gourgeist (Average Size), while Moose appears with his Brionne and Palafin; Bullwinkle poses with his Quaxwell, Rabsca, Cyclizar, Greavard, and Lechonk; Mordecai and his Quaxwell, alongside his Floatzel, Beautifly, Garchomp, Tyrantrum, and Sharpedo, pose with Woody; Sharon, alongside her Braxien, Doliv, Lickitung, and Azumarill; and Buffy – who's with Bayleaf, Corvisquire, Lechonk (Female), Clobbopus, Spewpa, Dratini, Floragato, and Quagsire (Delta Form) – wink as the picture was taken on Woody's Rotom Phone. Drew and his Croconaw, Oinkologne (Male), Staravia, Holloweed, and Yungoos pose next to Faith and Sharon.)
(The scene changes to show the outside of Artazon Town, where Sharon gets home from working with Sada and Turo.)
Sharon: Boy, what a busy day it was at work today.
Faith: Hi, Mom.
Sharon: Hi, Faith.
Faith: I'm so glad you're home, Mom. Mordecai and I made sure this house was still in one piece.
Sharon: Thanks, sweetie. Well, I'm going to bed. I have to be at work by 8 am tomorrow so I need 12 hours of beauty rest.
Faith: Can my boyfriend and I have a sleepover, Mom?
Sharon: As long as you keep it down. And Moose, please don't sing the 3:00 AM song.
Faith: What 3 am song?
Sharon: He sings Delirious by Steve Aoki at 3 am every night. Remember when he used to sing that song in middle school?
(Flashback…)
Teenager Moose: Oh, boy, it's 3 am!
(Teenage Moose, wearing a long-sleeved pajama shirt and pants, takes out a microphone hooked up to an amplifier.)
Teenage Moose: [sings] We stand out 'til the sun up
Twisted and burn up
Can't nobody stop us
We gone delirious
We stand out 'till the sun up
Twisted and burn up
Can't nobody stop us
We gone delirious
La, la, la, la, la
La-la-la-la-la-la
Gimme some of that
Gimme some of that, gimme some of that
We gone delirious!
La, la, la, la, la
La-la-la-la-la-la
Come and take a ride
Stay up all night, ok!
We on sunset—
Teenage Faith: Shut up, Moose! I'm trying to sleep!
Teenager Moose: Sorry.
(End of flashback…)
Faith: That song was stuck in my head for years!
Moose: What? I love Steve Aoki.
Sharon: Night, Faith. [goes into the bedroom and into her long-sleeved nightgown]
Faith: Night, Mom.
(The scene changes to show Faith holding up a familiar thing.)
Faith: Moose, prepare to have your antlers blown off your ears.
(Faith takes out a tablecloth, which reveals her favorite memory: Sea Monkeys!)
Faith: Ta-dah!
Moose: Whoa, are those brine shrimp?
Faith: Close, but they're sea monkeys!
Moose: I'm sorry, what?
Faith: Sea monkeys. Mom told me that they're pretty popular so she got me some as an early Christmas present. They've been here since the 1960s.
Moose: Oooooohhhh…
Mordecai: I got blue sea monkeys. What color did you get, Moose?
Moose: I got Real Live Mermaids. They're basically a knock-off of Sea Monkeys.
(Mordecai and Faith look at each other, then at Moose.)
Moose: What?
Mordecai and Faith: [both laughing hysterically]
Mordecai: "Real-Live Mermaids"? You got mermaids?
Moose: What? People hate them, but I like them.
Faith: Moose is definitely a femboy?
Mordecai: A what?
Faith: It's a guy who likes to be a girl.
Mordecai: Right you are, Faith.
(Suddenly, Cynthia enters the bedroom.)
?: Mordecai?
Mordecai: Could it be…? It is!
Faith: It's Cynthia!
(Pinky walks into the bedroom.)
Pinky: Who's Cynthia?
Mordecai: She used to be my girlfriend before I moved to Paldea.
Cynthia: Mordecai! It's so good to see you again.
Mordecai: Cynthia! I'm glad to see you again!
Cynthia: Mordecai, guess what? I got a new partner.
Mordecai: You did?
Cynthia: [throws out her new partner out of her Ultra Ball] Tinkaton, go!
[Poké Ball opens up]
Tinakton: Tinkaton!
Mordecai: What kind of Pokémon is that? [pulls out his blue Rotom Phone]
[Mordecai's Rotom Phone chimes]
Mordecai's Rotom Phone: "Tinkaton, the Hammer Pokémon. A Fairy and Steel type. Tinkaton is very smart and tends to be reckless during battle. It's capable of hitting rocks using its hammer, which can send a Corviknight flying with force. It's said that the hammer Tinkaton holds was made of the same metal when it used to be a Tinkatuff."
Cynthia: I need to stay here for a while.
Moose: Cynthia? Ooh, I'm a big fan of your outfits, Ms. Cynthia!
Cynthia: Why, thank you, Moose.
Mordecai: You were saying?
Cymtha: [to Mordecai] Now, as I said before, I need to stay in Paldea for a while.
Faith: Why's that, Cynthia?
Cynthia: It turns out that Artazon Town is invaded by the Eri, the leader of the Caph Squad. Her hideout is found in Area Two of the North Province.
Faith: What happened?
Cynthia: Team Star joined forces with Team Rocket and they kidnap Pokémon. Their new hideout is in the North Province, but only in Area Two. In fact, Team Rocket's job is to kidnap Pokémon to use for profit, as well as for slavery, making them a menace to society.
Faith: Whoa. And I thought Cynthia was dangerous.
Mordecai: Good thing Cynthia didn't get kidnapped.
(The door opens up, revealing Boris and Natasha, as well as Eri, the leader of the Caph Squad.)
Eri: There she is!
Cynthia: Faith, Mordecai, Moose. You guys have to help me!
Eri: No, you don't. You're free to make your own choices.
Boris: Adios, twerps!
Honchkrow: [taunting Faith] Honch, honch!
Faith: This is not good at all. We gotta save Cynthia before her Pokémon get killed!
Mordecai: What are we waiting for? Operation: Save Cynthia is a-go!
(Song: The Challenge of Life)
"Rise if you're prepared for the challenge
(Rise to the challenge)
Rise if you're a champion at heart
(Rise to the challenge)
Take my hand, we'll train as one
And triumph together
(Rise to the challenge)
Nothing's gonna stand in our way
Stronger and stronger we'll
Rise to the challenge of
Life
Pokémon!"
(End of The Challenge of Life)
(The scene changes to show Woody's Pikachu, Oinkologne (Male), Pawmo (Male), Koraidon, Appletun, Armarouge, Clodsire, and Skeledirge, alongside Woody himself, jumping into the air, alongside Faith and Floragato, Oinkologne (Male), Pawmo, Shelgon, Togetic, Ceruledge, and her Typhlosion (Hisuian Form). Geoff and Houndoom, alongside Finizen, Veluza, Capsakid, Bramblin, Miraidon, Flamigo, Litleo, Foongus, Tandermaus, Fuecoco, Oricorio (Pa'u Style), Nymble, Grafaiai, Smeargle, Bellossom, Skunktank, Cetoddle, Swirlix, Slurpuff, Musharna, Banscream, Iron Bundle, Calyrex, Spectrier, Jynx, Gourgeist (Average Size), Polteageist, Misdreavus (Aevian Form), Zapdos (Galarian Form), Horsea, Seel, Jellicent, Snorunt, Snowlow, and Snowrong also appear alongside Woody and Hydro, with Bullwinkle and his Quaxwell, Lechonk, Greavard, and Rabsca appearing alongside the trio.)
Faith and Mordecai: [both reading the title] "Sleeping with the Pokémon!"
Narrator: Before heading to meet the False Dragon Titan, Dondozo, our heroes took a break in Artazon Town to encounter Cynthia, the Sinnoh League Champion. But now that she's been kidnapped, Woody and his friends must save her before it's too late.
Woody: We gotta blend in with Team Rocket. They only wear white uniforms with red Rs on the front. Good thing Sharon has some of those uniforms back from Hoenn.
(Woody, Faith, Mordecai, and Moose head inside Sharon's bedroom, while Pinky and the Brain snuck into Faith's shirt pocket. The four friends put on their Team Rocket-like uniforms and head to South Province, Area Two.)
Woody: [in his white Team Rocket shirt and pants] We should head to South Province, Area Two by heading down the same place we found that Klawf on.
(Woody and his friends head into the Caph Squad base.)
Faith: There's the base!
(Lickitung pops out of its Poké Ball.)
Lickitung: Licki!
Woody: What's up with Lickitung?
Faith: Mom said I could borrow him. To be honest, Lickitung is one of the fastest Pokémon to evolve after learning Rollout at level six.
Woody: Pawmo, come on out!
[Poké Ball opens up]
Pawmo: Paw!
Woody: Pawmo, I need your help to infiltrate Eri's base.
Pawmo: [salutes to Woody] Paw, paw!
Woody: So what'll our voices be like?
Faith: Voices?
Woody: Well, we ARE trying to fit in with these Team Rocket and Team Star Grunts and Mordecai and Faith had to disguise themselves as Team Star grunts. We can't walk in there casually. We gotta think like villainous teams. [clears throat, speaking in a deep voice] Good evening, this is Team Rocket! We're here for the team-up!
Faith: And we gotta say swear words, like cock, shit, fuck, damn - the usual stuff.
Moose: I can't swear! Well, I am an adult, but I'm an adult for a children's program.
Faith: Either you're swear or Daruka will join the team-up.
Moose: [sighs] Fine.
(Moose clears his throat.)
Moose: Hey, bitch! Come here and get some of this moose ass, you hear me?!
(Alarm sounding)
Moose: Damn it, the alarm got us good!
Woody: Pawmo, Floragato, Ceruledge! Let's take this base down to the ground!
Pinky: Team Star and Team Rocket teamed up?!
Brain: I'm afraid so. [hears the alarm] Uh oh.
Pinky: Uh oh, Spagettios!
Brain: Pinky, run to the base!
(There were three Team Star grunts blocking the way.)
Team Star Grunt #1: Stop right there, bitches! You're going down.
(The Team Star Grunts send out three Machamp.)
Woody: Pawmo, Double Shock!
Faith: Ceruledge, use Flamethrower!
Mordecai: And Garchomp, use Dragon Claw!
(Garchomp uses Dragon Claw, Faith's Ceruledge used Flamethrower, and Woody's Pawmo used Double Shock to beat the Machamp.)
Eri: What?! You bitches were defeated by some Paldean Pokémon?
Woody: That's Eri, the leader of the Caph Squad base.
Moose: It sure looks like it.
(Eri was seen electrocuting a Geodude, which turned into dust.)
Woody: Oh, dear God! This place is a slaughterhouse.
Eri: You four look familiar.
Moose: Hey, either you get out of here or I'll punch your damn face.
Eri: And you guys are foul-mouthed, too. You guys must be… the new recruits to Team Star and Team Rocket.
Moose, Woody, Mordecai, and Faith: We are?
Lickitung: Lick?
Eri: If you'd like, I can give you a tour of my base.
Woody: That would be great!
(The scene cuts to show the interior f of Eri's base. There was a sauna, a karaoke machine, an indoor swimming pool, and a complete set of real-life Sea Monkeys.)
Eri: Plus, I got the whole thing of Sea Monkeys. They're basically Brine Wimpod, but you get the point.
(The sea monkeys swam through the tank.)
Mordecai: These are wickedly cool.
Woody: Mordecai, look, it's a 20-inch-tall Sea Mankey!
Eri: And this is where we keep the captives. We basically strip them out of their clothes.
Woody: Eww! Now I know what it feels like to be in one of those disgusting rule 34 pictures.
(Dramamtic classical music plays)
Eri: You guys okay back there?
Woody: We're fine.
Eri: If you need me, I'll be changing into my one-piece swim dress, getting the waves going in our surf pool.
Faith: Surf pool?! [giggles in excitement]
(Faith rips out of her Team Rocket uniform and into a Team Rocket-themed swimsuit. It was a white and purple one-piece swim dress, and it had the Team Rocket-themed R logo on the front.)
Mordecai: Faith, is that a Team Rocket-licensed swimsuit?
Faith: Yeah, it was getting hot in that uniform.
Tinkaton: [inside the captives' room] Tinka!
Woody: That sounds like Cynthia's Tinkaton!
Mordecai: Let's grab Cynthia and Tinkaton, get the hell out of here, and run for our lives, making sure Cynthia is with us during our Paldean journey.
Faith: Got it!
(The door opens to reveal Yakko with his penis showing. His shirt, pants, boxer shorts, and Trainer's hat were on the floor.)
Yakko: Oh, thank God you're here. Someone needs to help me out of this mess!
[Door closes]
Pinky: EWW!
Brain: "Ew" is right, my diminutive friend. Come! We have to rescue Cynthia.
Faith: Maybe there's another captive room in this base.
(Faith's Team Rocket uniform was on the floor.)
Eri: Is this… polyester? We would never wear these clothes.
Pinky: Buuuusssttteeddd.
Brain: We've been discovered! Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but rule 34 pictures make me uncomfortable!
Brain: No, Pinky, that's not it! We've been discovered as imposters.
Pinky: Like on Among Us?
Brain: Yes, like the imposters on Among Us.
(Just then, Brain spots a Glimmet in a cage.)
Woody: And that must be one of the Pokémon that Boris and Natasha captured.
Faith: What's that? [pulls out her Rotom Phone]
[Faith's Rotom Phone chimes]
Faith's Rotom Phone: "Glimmet, the Ore Pokémon. A Rock and Poison type. Glimmet absorbs the nutrients found on cave walls using its petals. The petals found all over its body are said to be crystallized pollen."
(Geoff, who appears out of nowhere, catches the wild Glimmet.)
Geoff's Rotom Phone: [chimes] Congratulations! Glimmet has been registered to your Pokédex!
Geoff: Hey, guys!
Woody: Geoff, thank goodness you're here! Save us this instant; otherwise, we'll be turned into dust!
Geoff: No can do, Woody. I need to find more Pokémon for Professors Sada and Turo.
Woody: DON'T LEAVE ME HERE, MAN!
(Woody, Moose, Mordecai, Pinky, Brain, and Faith were stripped out of their houses, but Faith wore her magenta two-piece bikini top and skirt.)
Eri: [laughs evilly] You'll never defeat us now! NEVER!
Woody: Really? I'm naked over here!
Eri: [sends out her Annihilape] Annihilape, take these imposters down!
[Poké Ball opens up]
Annihilape: Annihil!
Faith: What's that? [pulls out her Rotom Phone]
[Faith's Rotom Phone chimes]
Faith's Rotom Phone: "Annihilape, the Rage Monkey Pokémon. A Fighting and Ghost type, and the evolved form of Primeape. Annihilape stabs its opponents with its rage-filled fists, which, if hit by contact, can shatter them to their cores. It evolved from a Primeape when its anger rose to a life-threatening rate, turning it into an Annihilape."
Eri: Annihilape, use Rage Fist!
Annihilape: [Rage Fist attack] Anniihhilll!
Woody: Pawmo, Arm Thrust!
(Pawmo uses Arm Thrust to take down Eri's Annihilape.)
Woody: It's not working! Pawmo, use Electro Ball!
Pawmo: {Electro Ball attack} Paawwwmm!
(Annihilape was taken down via Electro Ball, but Woody drops his jaw after seeing Eri's secret weapon, the Caph Starmobile.)
Eri: Behold, the Caph Starmobile, powered by my Revavroom!
Revaroom: [from inside the Starmobile] Rev, rev, revavroom!
("Who's that Pokémon?" segment)
Yakko and Woody: Who's that Pokémon?!
(A silhouette shows a picture of a monkey-like Pokémon.)
…
(A while later, the silhouette disappears, revealing the Pokémon from earlier to be an Annihilape.)
Yakko and Woody: It's… Annihilape!
Annihilape: Annihilape!
(End of "Who's that Pokémon?" segment)
Faith: Lickitung, do something! We're about to be Naked and Afraid over here!
Lickitung: Lick, lick!
(Lickitung rolls its body towards the Caph Starmobile.)
Woody: What's going on with Lickitung?
Yakko: That's its signature move: Rollout. When Lickitung learns Rollout, it'll evolve into a Lickilicky!
(When Lickitung used Rollout, its body grew larger. Its tongue was placed back in its mouth and it gained a chubby appearance.)
Lickilicky: Lickilicky!
Woody: Did Lickitung… evolve?
Faith: It did! My mom's Lickitung evolved into a Lickilicky!
Yakko: Lickilicky? [pulls out his orange Rotom Phone]
[Yakko's Rotom Phone chimes]
Yakko's Rotom Phone: "Lickilicky, the Licking Pokémon. A Normal type, and the evolved form of Lickitung. Lickilicky uses its tongue to extend and fold back during a battle and its tongue can weigh over 82 feet. If someone were to get close to a Lickilicky, they'll get covered in its drool."
Faith: Lickilicky, use Stomp!
Lickilicky: [Stomp attack] Licckkiii!
(By using Stomp, Lickilicky was able to damage the Caph Starmobile.)
Eri: Why me?! Why now?!
(The Starmobile falls down and breaks.)
Faith: If it makes you feel better, I made you a batch of snickerdoodles.
Eri: What are they exactly?
Faith: They're mostly cinnamon-covered cookies.
(Eri takes a handful of snickerdoodles. She eats them, and a fantasy shows her riding on a Galarian Rapidash.)
Eri: I'm sorry I kidnapped you guys and stripped you out of your clothes. I… I'm just misunderstood.
Faith: We understand, Eri.
Eri: That's why I joined Team Star – I was misunderstood about my actions.
Faith: You need a hug?
Eri: [cries] Y-y-yes, a hug would do nice.
(Eri and Faith hug.)
Cynthia: [bursts out of the door] Mordecai, Faith, Moose! Thank God you guys rescued me!
Tinkaton: [Gigaton Hammer attacl] Tinnkkaaa!
(Tinkaton smashes the remaining parts of the Caph Starmobile.)
Eri: NNNOOOO! Not my precious Starmobile!
Cynthia: Thanks for saving me, Mordecai. I got some bad news though.
Mordecai: What is it, Cynth?
Cynthia: I broke up with you after that argument we had on Valentine's Day 2022.
Mordecai: You did?
Cynthia: Yeah, who would ever marry a lazy blue jay?
(Mordecai drops his jaw wide open. Tears swell up in his eyes and he cries.)
Eri: This has been a very long day for me.
Faith: You did it, Pawmo. You saved us all!
Pawmo: paw!
(Suddenly, Pawmo began to evolve!)
Woody: Pawmo's evolving!
(Evolution – Pokémon Scarlet and Violet OST)
Pawmot: Paawwww!
Mordecai: Pawmo evolved into a Pawmot!
Woody: You evolved! [takes out his Rotom Phone, scanning Pawmot]
[Woody's Rotom Phone chimes]
Woody's Rotom Phone: "Pawmot, the Hands-On Pokémon. An Electric and Fighting type, and the evolved form of Pawmo. Pawmot's reaction speed is low, but once it gets into battle, it can strike down opponents with lightning-fast moves.
Woody: What did Pawmot learn, Rotom?
[Woody's Rotom Phone chimes]
Woody's Rotom Phone: Pawmot learned Revival Blessing, a move that can revive any Pokémon who fainted.
Faith: Let's get out of here!
(Faith, Mordecai, Moose, Pinky, and Brain got into their clothes and went back home.)
Mordecai: I can't believe Cynthia dumped me.
Faith: You know, there's a lesson in all of this Team Star business: don't trust strangers.
Mordecai: Faith, look!
(Faith's Sea Mankeys were grown up and were swimming in their tank.)
Faith: My sea Mankeys, they're all grown up!
Mordecai: [reads the note from Cynthia] "Dear Mordecai and friends, I'm sorry I dumped Mordecai but it was for the best. Here's a rare Sea Mankey tank for Faith. Love, Cynthia. P'S: please burn this note."
Narrator: As night fell across Paldea, our heroes got to sleep but it wasn't long before morning came. With Eri defeated, there was already one more Team Star grunt to defeat. Stay tuned for more exciting adventures in Paldea, as the journey continues!
(To Be Continued…)
THE END!
Another fan-made episode finally complete!
(December 6th, 2023): After the next episode, "Have Yourself a Springy Little Christmas!", I'm taking a break until December 15th, where I'll do "Crisis at Freezington!" Here's the next episode, "Have Yourself a Springy Little Christmas!" where Mordecai, Geoff, Woody, and Moose bring Spring to Poppy, one of the Elite Four members in the Paldean League.
I'll see you guys in a while!