Woody's Pokémon Journeys
Of Trainers and Pokémon!
Narrator: Last time, our heroes met a young mer-eevee named Hazel who was destined to be a Pokémon Trainer. With the help of Benson and some encouragement from Sharon, Benson was able to make friends with Hazel and soon enough, their relationship was a walk on the beach.
Benson: It sure was nice of Sharon's mom to take us to the Kitakami Gift Shop.
Sharon: Yeah. I'd thought it would be a nice treat for Faith before heading to the Blueberry Academy.
(Faith walks into the gift shop and finds a noise-cancelling earplugs and a trumpet.)
Faith: Noise-cancelling earplugs. Just what I need.
Sharon: And you're buying a trumpet as well as a full-face scuba mask hooked up to a double-hosed regulator?
Faith: What? I have a hard time breathing underwater without proper scuba gear AND these noise-cancelling earplugs will help me in the Dreaded Den.
Benson: Once we're out of the gift shop, we'll head to the Dreaded Den and find Ogerpon.
Woody: Yippee!
Pikachu: [cheering] Pikapika!
(Song: The Challenge of Life)
"Rise if you're prepared for the challenge
(Rise to the challenge)
Rise if you're a champion at heart
(Rise to the challenge)
Take my hand, we'll train as one
And triumph together
(Rise to the challenge)
Nothing's gonna stand in our way
Stronger and stronger we'll
Rise to the challenge of
Life
Pokémon!"
(End of The Challenge of Life)
(The scene changes to show Woody's Pikachu, Oinkologne (Male), Pawmot (Male), Koraidon, Appletun, Armarouge, Clodsire, and Skeledirge, alongside Woody himself, jumping into the air, alongside Faith and Meowscarada, Oinkologne (Male), Pawmo, Shelgon, Togetic, Ceruledge, and her Typhlosion (Hisuian Form). Geoff and Houndoom, alongside Finizen, Veluza, Capsakid, Bramblin, Miraidon, Flamigo, Litleo, Foongus, Tandermaus, Fuecoco, Oricorio (Pa'u Style), Nymble, Grafaiai, Smeargle, Bellossom, Skunktank, Cetoddle, Swirlix, Slurpuff, Musharna, Banscream, Iron Bundle, Calyrex, Spectrier, Jynx, Gourgeist (Average Size), Polteageist, Misdreavus (Aevian Form), Zapdos (Galarian Form), Horsea, Seel, Jellicent, Snorunt, Snowlow, Glimmet, Munchlax: {Delta Form}, and Snowrong also appear alongside Woody and Hydro, with Bullwinkle and his Quaxwell, Oinkologne (Male), Greavard, and Rabsca appearing alongside the trio, and as for Hazel, her Kingler and Blastoise appeared.)
Woody: [reading the title] "Of Trainers and Pokémon!"
(The scene changes to show Woody and his friends approaching the Dreaded Den.)
Woody: Here we are, the Dreaded Den.
Geoff: How are we gonna find Ogerpon?
Faith: By making noise for it, of course! [blows into her trumpet]
(Noibat screeching)
Woody: I don't think that trumpet attracted Ogerpon, Faith.
Faith: Wait, is that why I hear screeching?
Woody: Even worse, it's a colony of Noibat!
(Final Battle! Blue! - Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen OST)
Faith: Noibat? They look like Zubat to me. [pulls out her pink Rotom Phone and scans Noibat in the Pokédex]
[Faith's Rotom Phone chimes]
Faith's Rotom Phone: "Noibat, the Sound Wave Pokémon. A Flying and Dragon type. Noibat releases ultrasonic waves from its ears to search for ripe fruit. It can generate ultrasonic waves that rise up to 200,000 hertz."
Faith: Look out! They're about to use Screech!
Noibats: [all use Screech on Woody's friends] NNOOIII!
(Geoff quickly throws an Ultra Ball at one of the Noibat, capturing it.)
Geoff's Rotom Phone: [chimes] Congratulations! Noibat has been registered to your Pokédex!
Faith: [puts on her noise-cancelling ear plugs and gives another pair of Mordecai] Let's get out of here before that Ogerpon comes looking for us!
?: Who dares to enter the cave of me, Ogerpon?!
Woody: It's Ogerpon!
(Ogerpon approaches Woody and the woodpecker pulls out his Rotom Phone to find out what the Mask Pokémon does.)
Woody's Rotom Phone: [chimes] "Ogerpon, the Mask Pokémon. A Grass type. Ogerpon is capable of changing its type, depending on the mask it wears in battle. It defeats enemies by using type-themed energy contained inside its masks."
Ogerpon: Faith Miller, you have disturbed my home for playing that dreaded trumpet.
Faith: Really?
Ogerpon: Yes, really!
Faith: Mordecai, I don't wanna go to jail!
Mordecai: I know, but you're under arrest by one of the Noibat.
Noibat Cop: You're coming with me, Miss Miller.
Sharon: You can't arrest my daughter.
Drew: Mom's right. Faith is a good citizen and she would never make loud noises inside caves. And besides, she wouldn't even last a month in jail.
Noibat Cop: Mordecai, since you're Faith's noyfriend, I'm putting you under arrest.
Lexie: That's not good.
Lana: Tell me about it. Try living next to your cousin and see how she deals with loud noises.
(There was a courthouse inside the Dreaded Den. Faith's clothes were replaced with an orange long-sleeved dress and dress shoe-like boots.)
Benson: Unbelievable! I knew Faith playing her trumpet wouldn't be a good idea.
Kiawe: [sees a picture of a woman] Who's that?
Ogerpon: That's me, Olivia. I used to be a Pokémon Trainer, but I died from The Loyal Trio after they banished me to the Dreaded Den. So here I am, stuck in this cave with nothing but Rock and Flying-type Pokémon to keep me company.
Kiawe: That was a sad life, wasn't it?
Ogerpon: Yes. Yes, it was.
(A Noivern comes up to the courthouse.)
Noivern: [speaking through Faith's PokéComm] All rise for the case of Faith Miller. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. We are here to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Faith and Mordecai caused a ruckus to the Dreaded Den by blowing on their insyruments, a saxophone and a trumpet.
Faith: You had a saxophone?
Mordecai: I used to play a lot of songs on the saxophone back in high school.
Noivern: I call Mordecai Quintel to the stand.
(Mordecai, dressed in a black suit, black pants, and a black neck-tie over his dress shirt, arrises.)
Mordecai: [places his wing on the stand] I swear.
Ogerpon: Mr. Quintel, would you be so kind to tell these folks what happened earlier today?
Mordecai: So, Faith and I went to the Kitakami Gift Shop and bought stuff with our own money. I got a new case for my saxophone and Faith got a new trumpet with some noise-cancelling ear plugs. Unfortunately, she blew into her trumpet too loudly and a swarm of Noibat came out.
Ogerpon: I see… I now call Faith to the stand.
(Faith was by the stand alongside Moose.)
Ogerpon: Miss Faith, what did you have in spite ofyour accident? In other words-
Moose: Hey, that's my line!
Ogerpon: [to Faith] Does your, shall we say, child-like friend say "in other words"?
Faith: He only says "in other words" when he says big words like inseparable, briny blue, metropolis, and stuff like that.
Moose: Your honor, I'd like to call Faith to have a talk with me.
Ogerpon: If you say so.
Moose: [to Faith] Faith, you're a good citizen but I don't need a friend who's stuck in jail like your sister, Daruka.
Ogerpon: Daruka, as in your evil sister?
Faith: Yes, Daruka's my sister but she's pure evil thanks to The Brain.
Ogerpon: Mr. Pinky and Mr. Brain, please show up to the courthouse.
?: Glady, Ms. Ogerpon.
(Pinky and Brain were wearing suits, dress shirts under their long-sleeved suits, pants, and matching neck-ties around their suits.)
Pinky: Hello. Narf!
Brain: Greetings, Ogerpon. This is The Brain of TV's Pinky and the Brain.
Ogerpon: Yes, yes, yes. Everyone loves you and Pinky because of your worldwide popularity.
Noibat Cop: Oh my God, it's Pinky and the Brain from the hit TV show, Animaniacs! Do the "pondering what I'm pondering" scene!
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if someone says "order in the court", does that mean you can order food?
Brain: Pinky, your lack of lessons from Law School have dramatically dropped.
Pinky: Why, thank you, Brain.
Brain: Pinky, that was a litotical answer!
Pinky: Sorry. Narf!
Ogerpon: [laughs] Those pondering scenes never get old.
Ms. Miller, I'm afraid until your name is cleared, you must spend the rest of your life in prison. Meeting adjured! That is, unless you bring me Okidogi, Fezandipiti, and Munkidori.
[Gavel slams on table]
Yakko: No… no.
(Yakko gets on his knees and screams.)
Yakko: [screaming] NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Later, Faith was seen in jail.)
Faith: Well, here I am in jail. [deeply sighs]: If only there was a way to clearmy name.
?: Hello there, Faith.
(A Trainer with a scar on her left eye walked up to Faith.)
Faith: Daruka?
(Meanwhile, Moose and his friends were out of the Dreaded Den.)
Moose: We need to find the Loyal Trio. Geoff and Mordecai will find Okidogi in the Paradise Dens while Mordecai and I will find Munkidori in the Wistful Fields and Fezandipiti at the top of Oni Mountain.
Drew: We gotta save Faith before she gets hurt. And I know just how to get the Loyal Trio.
(Drew takes out three familiar Poké Balls.)
Drew: These are Master Balls. They're the only kind of Poké Ball to ever catch any Pokémon without fail.
Moose: Great, let's go to the Paradise Dens first.
(At the Paradise Dens…)
Geoff: These are the Paradise Dens.
Mordecai: They look more like a desert than a wasteland to me.
?: Hey, are you looking for Okidogi?
(A man similar to Ogerpon walked up to Geoff and Mordecai.)
Woody: Who are you?
Kanemitsu: I'm Kanemitsu, and I'm the leader of the Ogerpon Clan.
(Encounter! Trainer! – Pokémon Legends Arceus OST)
Kanemitsu: Say, are you looking for Okidogi?
Woody: Yes.
Pikachu: [says "yes"] Pika.
Kanemitsu: Shiftry and I are looking for Okidogi, too.
Woody: Is that a Shiftry? [pulls out his Rotom Phone]
[Woody's Rotom Phone chimes]
Woody's Rotom Phone: "Shiftry, the Wicked Pokémon. A Grass and Dark type. Shiftry is a mysterious Pokémon that's only found in forests. It's said that when Shiftry flaps its leaf-like arms on the top of ancient trees, the season of winter will arrive."
Woody: Have you seen Okidogi, Kanemitsu?
Kanemitsu: He's found near the end of the desert.
Woody: Thanks.
Kanemitsu: No problem.
(Later, at the edge of Paradise Barrens…)
Woody: We're here, but where's Okidogi?
(Just then, a Pokémon jumped out of a tree, revealing it to be Okidogi.)
Okidogi: OKKKIIII!
Woody: It's Okidogi! [pulls out his orange Rotom Phone] Rotom, tell me information about Okidogi!
[Woody's Rotom Phone chimes]
Woody's Rotom Phone: "Okidogi, the Retainer Pokémon. A Poison and Fighting type. Okidogi tends to have short temper and is easily angered. It can destroy anything it sees with the chain wrapped around its neck."
Geoff: [throws a Master Ball at Okidogi] Go, Master Ball!
(The Master Ball was shot in the air, causing Okidogi to be captured.)
Geoff's Rotom Phone: [chimes] Congratulations! Okidogi has been registered to your Pokédex!
Geoff: Hmm, I wonder where Mordecai and Moose are.
(The scene changes to show Mordecai and Moose at the Wistful Fields.)
Mordecai: These fields are where we can find Munkidori. But where is he?
(Munkidori was casually seen in a field.)
Mordecai: There he is!
Moose: [pulls out his orange Rotom Phone] Rotom, tell me about Munkidori!
[Moose's Rotom Phone chimes]
Moose's Rotom Phone: "Munkidori, the Retainer Pokémon. A Poison and Psychic type. Munkidori likes to keep itself safe while it fools around with its enemies. It uses psychokinesis on anyone it sees, causing them to get extremely dizzy."
Munkidori: [uses Psybeam on Mordecai] Munkiii!
(Mordecai gets hit by Munkidori's Psybeam.)
Mordecai: My head!
Moose: [sends out Flaaffy] Flaaffy, go!
[Poké Ball opens up]
Flaaffy: Flaaff!
Moose: Flaaffy, use Thunder Wave to paralyze Munkidori!
(After Flaaffy uses Thunder Wave on Munkidori, the Retainer Pokémon was paralyzed,allowing Moose to catch it with another Master Ball.)
Moose's Rotom Phone: [chimes] Congratulations! Munkidori has been registered to your Pokédex!
Moose: Perfect! Now that we have Munkidori, it's time to get Fezandipiti!
(Geoff, Mordecai, and Woody were seen near the bottom of Oni Mountain.)
Woody: We just have to reach Oni Mountain to retrieve Fezandipiti. [sends out his Clodsire] Clodsire, I choose you!
[Poké Ball opens up]
Clodsire: [released from its Poké Ball] Clod!
Woody: Clodsire, help us get to the topof Oni Mountain!
(Meanwhile, in the Dreaded Den prison…)
Daruka: Faith, what are you doing here?!
Faith: I'm here in prison because I used a trumpet to startle a flock of Noibat.
Daruka: Damn, that's pretty good.
Faith: Really?
Daruka: I was here for 2 weeks in this prison since Officer Jenny arrested me.
Faith: Daruka, can you ever forgive me of killing me?
Daruka: [looks at Faith, then at her prison dress] Sure thing, pal.
(Daruka and Faith share a heart-warming hug.)
Mordecai: Daruka?
Daruka: [grins evilly] Hello, Mordecai.
Mordecai: Faith, why didn't you tell me Daruka got arrested?
Faith: I was busy with my schoolwork at Uva Academy and I didn't have time to tell you.
Mordecai: And why does Daruka have a scar?
Faith: She got it from a Raticate who used Fury Swipes on her face.
Daruka: [tries to strangle Mordecai] I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, MORDECAI!
Mordecai: Oh, shit! Daruka's going crazy!
(Daruka's electricity-filled wristband electrocuted Daruka.)
Daruka: Why the hell do I have to wear this wristband?
Mordecai: You can't get out of prison with that wristband. If you leave, the wristband will electrocute you with the strength of a million Thunderbolts.
(Later, at Oni Mountain…)
Woody: There's the last Pokémon we need for Ogerpon: Fezandipiti.
(Fezandipiti dramatically swooped down from the sky.)
Fezandipiti: Fezzaannddd!
Geoff: And it looks strong! [pulls out his Rotom Phone]
[Geoff's Rotom Phone chimes]
Geoff's Rotom Phone: "Fezandipiti, the Retainer Pokémon. A Poison and Fairy type. Fezandipiti flaps its glossy wings to scatter a pleasant odor, which can enchant both people and Pokémon who smell it."
Woody: Clodsire, use Sludge Bomb to poison Fezandipiti!
Woody's Clodsire: [Sludge Bomb attack] Cloudsssss!
(Clodsire releases a sludge-filled bomb from its body, poison Fezandipiti.)
Geoff: Go, Master Ball!
(Geoff throws another Master Ball at Fezandipiti, who was imeditally captured.)
Geoff's Rotom Phone: [chimes] Congratulations! Fezandipiti has been registered to your Pokédex!
Woody and Geoff: We did it! We got all the members of the Loyal Trio!
Pikachu and Clodsire: [both cheering] Pika/ Clodsire!
(A few hours later…)
Woody: Ms. Ogerpon, we bought you Okidogi, Fezandipiti, and Munkidori, all three members of the Loyal Trio.
Ogerpon: Excellent work, Woody. Now that you have all three members of The Loyal Trio, it's time to battle me!
(Battle! Ogerpon! – Pokémon Scarlet and Violet: The Teal Mask OST)
Woody: (sends out his Armarouge) Armarouge, go!
(Poké Ball opens up)
Armarouge: Arma!
Woody: Armarouge, use Flamethrower!
Armarouge: [Flamethrower attack] Armaaaaa!
(Armarouge releases a fireball from its arms, burning Ogerpon.)
Ogerpon: [uses Vine Whip on Armarouge] Vine Whip!
(Vines slashing like whips)
Woody: It's almost defeated, Armarouge. Use another Flamethrower!
Geoff: (sends out his Houndoom) Houndoom, go!
(Poké Ball opens up)
Houndoom: (emerges from its Poké Ball) Hound!
Geoff: Houndoom, use Fire Fang!
Houndoom: (Fire Fang attack) DDDDDDOOOOMMMM!
(With help from both Houndoom and Armarouge, the two half Fire-type Pokémon were able to defeat Ogerpon. Geoff takes out a Master Ball and catches Ogerpon.)
Geoff's Rotom Phone: [chimes] Congratulations! Ogerpon has been registered to your Pokédex!
Geoff: I… I did it. I caught Ogerpon!
Armarouge and Houndoom: Arma! / Houndoom!
(Geoff releases Ogerpon from her Master Ball.)
Ogerpon: You proved to be worthy of my battle, Master Geoff. With that, you can free Faith from her prison and as for Daruka, she's staying with me.
Daruka: WHAT?! That's fucking unbelievable! I want to be out! GET ME OUT OF THIS PRISON, YOU BASTARD!
(Ogerpon uses Vine Whip at Daruka who was slapped in the face five times.)
Ogerpon: ENOUGH!
Mordecai: You're out of jail, Faith.
Faith: It's good to be back again, Mordecai. Prison food tastes terrible without Mom's cooking.
Mordecai: I know right? And prison roommates are terrible.
Faith and Mordecai: Ooooooooohhhhh!
Mordecai: Whatever happened to Daruka?
Faith: She's still in jail but I'm sure she and I will be best friends by the time our final battle ends.
Carmine: It's sad to see you guys go.
Benson: Yeah but vacations can't last forever, you know.
[Everybody laughing]
Narrator: With their Kitakami trip coming to an end, our heroes were looking forward to their next half of their Pokémon-themed seminar at Uva Academy. But with more things coming up in 2024, they'll have to be alert for Team Rocket and Daruka. Stay tuned for more adventures in Kitakami, as the journey continues!
THE END!
Another fan-made episode finally complete!
(January 7th, 2024): This next episode, entitled, "Goodbye, Kitakami! Setting Sail for Blueberry Academy!: will be a fan-made episode, meaning it'll be my own episode. So stay tuned!
I'll see you guys in a bit!