Woody's Pokémon Journeys

Working From Nine to Five!

Narrator: Last time, our lively hero Faith was depression from losing her PokéTube account but thanks to her friends, she was able to overcome her depression. Now we see our heroes searching for something to do.

Faith: Man, I can't believe my 20th birthday is coming up soon.

Mordecai: Yeah, it's shocking that you were alive for 20 years.

Pinky: But what are we going to get for Faith?

Mordecai: Hmm, good question. {gasps}: I know what to get her!

(Mordecai sees a store that sells all kinds of girly things. The store was called "20 and Up." Mordecai and Rigby enter the store.)

Mordecai: Good afternoon, my good sir. I would like to purchase a Mega Stone Collector's Edition box for Faith. You see, she loves Mega Stones so that's why I have to buy it for her.

Cashier: I'm sorry, sir. That box costs $400.

Rigby: $400?!

Cashier: The prices nowadays are always jacked up so we have to jack up our prices for adults.

Rigby: Can we buy this sex toy for Faith?

Mordecai: Rigby, she's not old enough to have sex yet! And she's too young!

Rigby: But it's purple!

Mordecai: No, Rigby!

(Rigby puts the sex toy in his butt as soon as he removed his underwear and pants, revealing his penis.)

Mordecai: Jesus Christ!

(Mordecai and Rigby were thrown out of the store.)

Mordecai: We really need that Mega Stone box for Faith. And I know just the bird for the job.

(Woody was looking at his Rotom Phone and sees Mordecai and Rigby.)

Woody: What's up?

Mordecai: Faith's 20th birthday is coming up in 2 months and I really need that Mega Stone box. Can we have 400 dollars?

Woody: I don't even have a job!

(Mordecai and Rigby walk up to Benson.)

Mordecai: Benson, we need 400 dollars to buy Faith an early birthday present! Make that two birthday presents: a Mega Stone Collector's Edition box for Faith and a Pidgeotite for her Pidgeot after he's fully evolved.

Benson: You guys need to learn the value of credit.

Mordecai: Uhh, what is the value of credit?

Benson: I don't know. Just don't waste stuff on junk, okay?! You need to learn to save your money, like Faith.

(Faith walks up to Benson.)

Faith: Yes, Benson?

Benson: Tell Mordecai and Rigby that you save money on stuff.

Faith: Look, Mordecai. I like saving money on stuff, like for video games I don't have yet. Just be like me.

(Kiawe takes out a Mega Stone box.)

Kiawe: Guys, check it out! I found a Mega Stone box that features a Charzardite X!

Marowak: [speaking through Kiawe's PokéComm] "Penny even has a Mega Stone box!"

Faith: What?!

(Penny was shown with her Vaporeon.)

Penny: I got an Eeveeite for my Eevee!

Faith: Cool, I'd love to get an Eeveeite for my Eevee!

Eevee: [sees the Mega Stone] Vee?

Faith: It's an Eeveeite, a Mega Stone for you, Eevee.

Penny: We're having a Valentine's Day party next month. Faith's going to come in that new pink dress her mom bought for her as an early birthday present.

Mordecai: How are we gonna get enough money to buy Faith that Mega Stone box?

Sada: If you're willing to work for money, I might have a job for you. See, we're trying to find Paradox Pokémon in the Terarium and there's ancient Pokémon found in portals. You need to find Brute Bonnet, an ancient cousin of Amoongus.

Mordecai: Ancient Pokémon?!

Eevee: Vee?!

(Song: The Challenge of Life)

"Rise if you're prepared for the challenge
(Rise to the challenge)
Rise if you're a champion at heart
(Rise to the challenge)

Take my hand, we'll train as one
And triumph together
(Rise to the challenge)
Nothing's gonna stand in our way

Stronger and stronger we'll
Rise to the challenge of
Life
Pokémon!"

(End of The Challenge of Life)

(The scene changes to show Woody's Pikachu, Oinkologne (Male), Pawmot (Male), Koraidon, Appletun, Armarouge, Clodsire, and Skeledirge, alongside Woody himself, jumping into the air, alongside Faith and Meowscarada, Salamence, Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Lapras. Geoff and Houndoom, alongside Finizen, Veluza, Capsakid, Bramblin, Miraidon, Flamigo, Litleo, Foongus, Tandermaus, Fuecoco, Oricorio (Pa'u Style), Nymble, Grafaiai, Smeargle, Bellossom, Skunktank, Cetoddle, Swirlix, Slurpuff, Musharna, Banscream, Iron Bundle, Calyrex, Spectrier, Jynx, Gourgeist (Average Size), Polteageist, Misdreavus (Aevian Form), Zapdos (Galarian Form), Horsea, Seel, Jellicent, Snorunt, Snowlow, Glimmet, Munchlax: {Delta Form}, Munkidori, Fezandipiti, Okidogi, Ogerpon, and Noibat and Snowrong also appear alongside Woody and Hydro, with Bullwinkle and his Quaxwell, Oinkologne (Male), Greavard, and Rabsca appearing alongside the trio, and as for Hazel, her Kingler and Blastoise appeared.)

Woody: [reading the title] "Working From Nine to Five!"

(Geoff bursts through the dorm bedroom.)

Geoff: Did someone say Paradox Pokémon?

Woody: I did!

Geoff: I think I know what Pokémon you're talking about.

Woody: What kind of Pokémon is it?

Geoff: Brute Bonnet!

Woody: Who?

Geoff: The ancestor of Amoongus! [pulls out his Rotom Phone] See?

[Geoff's Rotom Phone chimes]

Geoff's Rotom Phone: "Brute Bonnet, the Paradox Pokémon. A Grass and Dark type. Brute Bonnet is a Pokémon who comes from prehistoric times. Its large body and idiotic nature make it a powerful fighter, allowing it to defeat anyone with one attack."

Woody: Whoa, a Pokémon like that must be very strong!

Can I come along for the ride?

Geoff: Sorry, Woody. You can't come.

Woody: [with sad eyes] But why not?

Geoff: Brute Bonnet can destroy anyone with a strong attack.

Woody: Aw, man.

Sada: It's okay, Woody. You can stay with Turo and Hilary.

Hilary: Good luck on your quest for capturing Brute Bonnet, Mordecai.

Sada: [walks to a time portal] I know where to find Brute Bonnet.

Faith: Where can we find it?

Sada: In the Stone Age!

(Sada sets a time period, which was 2 million B.A to the portal.)

Sada: I should warn you though. Your clothes will transform once you enter the Stone Age.

Faith: I don't mind. I love prehistoric jungles.

Mordecai: She has a thing for jungles.

Faith: Yeah, I'm a jungle adventurer.

Sada: Next stop, 2 million B.A.

Faith: What does that stand for?

Sada: B.A means "Before Arceus". So, we're heading to 2,000,000 years back in the past.

(The time machine opened up and Faith, Mordecai, Geoff, and Sada were moved into the time machine.)

Faith: What's happening?!

Geoff: We're going back to the Stone Age!

(The scene transfers to show a prehistoric jungle. Mordecai, Faith, and Geoff. Faith wakes up.)

Faith: Are we in the Stone Age yet?

Sada: Pretty much. [takes off her lab coat]: God, this lab coat is hot.

(Sada takes off her lab coat, revealing her overly trimmed arm pits.)

Faith: What happened to my clothes?!

(Faith was transformed out of her shirt, shorts, and sandals. She was barefoot, and only wore a strapless tiger-print loincloth dress.)

Mordecai: [wearing a tiger-print one-strap loincloth] We're cavepeople.

Faith: And cavewoman.

Rigby: What the hell am I wearing?

(Rigby was wearing a strapless cheetah-print loincloth-like dress.)

Rigby: I'm in a dress!

Sada: They're loincloths. It's what cavepeople wore rather than pants and undergarments.

Geoff: Oh my Arceus, we're cavepeople!

Faith: This is actually kinda nice. I don't have to worry about getting my briefs wedged to my butt anymore.

(A breeze flows behind Faith's dress. Faith holds onto her dress and sees her naked butt.)

Faith: [blushes] I'm naked!

Sada: Undergarments haven't been invented yet so you might wanna wear a loincloth that doesn't expose any private parts.

Faith: Thanks.

Sada: No problem. I also programmed the time portal to let you use your Rotom Phones.

Mordecai: That's great. Hey, isn't Drew coming on this Brute Bonnet trip?

Drew: I already am!

Mordecai: Drew, quick stalking us like that.

Drew: Cool loinclothes.

Faith: Thanks, little bro.

[Screeching]

Mordecai: What was that?

(An Aerodactyl flew through the sky.)

Mordecai: Dude, what's that?

Rigby: I don't know! [pulls out his Rotom Phone]: Rotom, what's that?

[Rigby's Rotom Phone chimes]

Rigby's Rotom Phone: "Aerodactyl, the Fossil Pokémon. A Rock and Flying type. Aerodactyl was an extinct Pokémon restored from fossilized amber. Long ago, it flew through the prehistoric skies with its massive wings and uses its saw-like teeth to eat prey."

Rigby: That thing is pterodactyl?!

Mordecai: I think so.

Faith: Come on, guys. We can't find Brute Bonnet if we're standing around.

Mordecai: Faith's right. We should find Brute Bonnet.

Sada: Brute Bonnet is located in the middle of this prehistoric jungle. Follow me!

(Faith, Mordecai, and Drew follow Sada into the prehistoric jungle. Meanwhile, the two mice – Pinky and the Brain – find the prehistoric jungle.)

Brain: A prehistoric Pokémon is bound to be found in this jungle.

Pinky: Wait, you mean Aerodactyl?

Brain: No, Pinky. I'm talking about… Brute Bonnet!

(Thunder booms)

Pinky: Brute Bonnet?!

Brain: Brute Bonnet is the strongest Grass-type Pokémon!

Pinky: Really?

Brain: Yes, really. We'll follow Brute Bonnet to its lair and kidnap him for Daruka!

Pinky: Brilliant!

Brain: Thanks.

(Meanwhile, in the prehistoric jungle…)

Geoff: We must be getting close to Brute Bonnet.

Faith: I'm scared, Mordecai. What if there's saber-tooth Arcanine out here in this jungle?

Mordecai: Don't worry, I'll be here for you. Just think about all the Mega Evolutions your Pokémon will get.

Faith: Hmm, I guess that would be fun.

(Just then, a Pokémon watched Mordecai and Faith enter the jungle.)

?: Misdrea!

(Meanwhile…)

Mordecai: [looks at his loincloth] Faith, do you think this loincloth makes me look like Tarzan?

Faith: Possibly. I don't know anything about fashion but red tiger-print loincloths make you look like a jungle bird.

Mordecai: You really think so?

Faith: I know so!

(A Pokémon known as Galvantula emerges froma web.)

Galvantula: Vantula, gaaaallll!

Mordecai: It's a Galvantula!

Geoff: Galvantula? [pulls out his Rotom Phone]

[Geoff's Rotom Phone chimes]

Geoff's Rotom Phone: "Galvantula, the EleSpider Pokémon. A Bug and Electric type, and the evolved form of Joltik. Galvantula attacks its prey with its electricity-powered threads and uses sticky webs to trap them."

Faith: Ahh, Galvantula! I'm afraid of spider-like Pokémon!

[releases his Salamence]: Salamence, I choose you!

[Poké Ball opens up]

Salamence: Saaaalllaaaa!

Faith: Salamence, drive that Galvantula with Flamethrower!

(Salamence releases a burst of flames from its mouth, burning Galvantula to a crisp.)

Faith: Yeah, that's right. You hide away from my Salamence, you electric spider!

(Galvantula runs away.)

Mordecai: You did great out there, Salamence.

Sada: Is this Salamence? You know, there's a Paradox Pokémon that look like Salamence. It's called Roaring Moon.

(Woody and his friends successfully capture Brute Bonnet and return to the present-day version of Paldea.)

Geoff: I'm glad we got Brute Bonnet.

Woody: Me, too!

Narrator: Our heroes finally got Brute Bonnet. What will happen next, you may ask? Stick around to find out as the journey continues!

(To Be Continued…)

THE END!

Another fan-made episode finally complete!

(February 12th, 2024): If you're wondering where "Mutiny on the Eevee", "Fighting in Your Sleep", "Back to the Past", "What We Do in the Marshadows!", and "When Lexie Met Octillery!", they were removed from my documents for some reason. To cheer you guys up, here's the first part of "The Backstory of Your Life – Part 1!" Oh, and this chapter was short because a lot of the battles have been deleted for some reason.

I'll see you guys next time!