The Pokémon of Pirate's Bay!
(AUTHOR'S NOTE: This episode debuts Krakanao, a Pokémon from the Tandor Region of Pokémon Uranium.)
Narrator: Woody's goal is to collect all the Gym Badges in Paldea in order to qualify in the Paldea League and beat Geeta, the Champion of Paldea. Geoff's goal is to complete the Pokédex and catch every kind of Pokémon, including Mew. These are the stories and adventures of these two Trainers in the world of Pokémon.
(Woody's Rotom Phone takes a picture of Woody and his friends; the picture shows their Pokémon, including Woody's Pikachu, Oinkologne (Male), Pawmo, Appletun, Koraidon, Armarouge, and Skeledirge, alongside Faith and her Floragato, Lechonk (Male), Pawmo, Ceruledge, Shelgon, and Gorebyss. Geoff also appears in the picture, alongside his Houndoom, Tarontula, Scatterbug, Finizen, Mareep, Miraidon, Capsakid, Brambleghast, Tandermaus, Litleo, Foongus, Flamigo, Bombirdier, Tropius, Smeargle, Grafaiai, Iron Bundle, Spectrier, Jynx, Calyrex, Darmanitan (Galarian Form), Werehide, Veluza, Gimmighoul, Shuppet, Timburr (Epochian Form), Nacli, Bergmite, Avalugg (Hisuian Form), Naclstack, Zapdos (Galarian Form), Sea, Horsea, Vanilluxe, Stantler {Epochian Form}, Gourgeist (Average Size), Exeggutor (Alolan Form), Brute Bonnet, Flutter Mane, and Regice, while Moose appears with his Brionne and Palafin; Bullwinkle poses with his Quaxwell, Rabsca, Cyclizar, Greavard, and Lechonk; Mordecai and his Quaxwell, alongside his Floatzel, Beautifly, Garchomp, Tyrantrum, and Sharpedo, pose with Woody; Sharon, alongside her Braxien, Doliv, Lickilicky, and Azumarill; and Buffy – who's with Bayleaf, Corvisquire, Lechonk (Female), Clobbopus, Spewpa, Dratini, Floragato, and Quagsire (Delta Form) – wink as the picture was taken on Woody's Rotom Phone. Drew and his Croconaw, Oinkologne (Male), Staravia, Holloweed, Yungoos, and Thwackey pose next to Faith and Sharon. Lexie appears with her Blaziken and Manaphy.)
(The scene changes to show the Abyssal Ruins, a set of undersea ruins below the Terarium where a Pokémon was sleeping beneath the surface, but it got angry from a purple liquid thrown into the sea, causing it to go on a rampage.)
Krakanao: [roaring like a real-life kraken]
(Song: "The Challenge of Life")
"Rise if you're prepared for the challenge
(Rise to the challenge)
Rise if you're a champion at heart
(Rise to the challenge)
Take my hand, we'll train as one
And triumph together
(Rise to the challenge)
Nothing's gonna stand in our way
Stronger and stronger we'll
Rise to the challenge of
Life
Pokémon!"
(End of "The Challenge of Life")
(The scene changes to show Woody's Pikachu, Oinkologne (Male), Pawmot (Male), Koraidon, Appletun, Armarouge, Clodsire, and Skeledirge, with Woody alongside Faith and Meowscarada, Salamence, Bulbasaur, Charmander, Lapras, and Vulpix (Alolan Form). Geoff and Houndoom, alongside Finizen, Veluza, Capsakid, Bramblin, Miraidon, Flamigo, Litleo, Foongus, Tandermaus, Fuecoco, Oricorio (Pa'u Style), Nymble, Grafaiai, Smeargle, Bellossom, Skunktank, Cetoddle, Swirlix, Slurpuff, Musharna, Banscream, Iron Bundle, Calyrex, Spectrier, Jynx, Gourgeist (Average Size), Polteageist, Misdreavus (Aevian Form), Zapdos (Galarian Form), Horsea, Seel, Jellicent, Snorunt, Snowlow, Glimmet, Munchlax: {Delta Form}, Munkidori, Fezandipiti, Okidogi, Ogerpon, Noibat, Brute Bonnet, Great Tusk, Flutter Mane, and Snowrong also appear alongside Woody and Faith, with Bullwinkle and his Quaxwell, Oinkologne (Male), Greavard, and Rabsca appearing alongside the trio. Lexie is standing next to Blaziken, Finizen, and Octillery; Brain appears with Delphox, Metagross, and Kadabra; and as for Hazel, her Kingler and Blastoise appeared with Yakko, Cobalion, Raichu, and Dewott while Wakko appears with Munchlax, Terrakion, and Woobat. Then, Dot, her Jigglypuff, and her Tinkatink appear. Drew appears with his Yungoos, Thwackey, and Croconaw.)
Faith: [reading the title] "The Pokémon of Pirate's Bay!"
(The scene changes to show Mordecai and Faith in their swimsuits, relaxing in the ocean.)
Faith: It sure is nice to relax in the ocean, isn't it, Mordecai?
Mordecai: It sure is, Faith. It sure is.
[People clamoring]
Faith: What's that noise?
Mordecai: It's coming from the dock.
Faith: Let's check out and see.
[People resume clamoring]
Faith: Mr. Cyrano, what's going on?
Cyrano: There's a Pokémon attacking the Terarium.
Faith: What kind of Pokémon?
Cyrano: It looked like a kraken, a mythical sea creature.
Faith: A kraken-like Pokémon?
Cyrano: I'm afraid so.
Faith: What was he? What did he look like? And most of all, what does he do?
Cyrano: Allow me to explain in a sea shanty.
(Cyrano pulls out an accordion.)
Faith: Where'd he get that accordion?
Cyrano: [singing] "Gather weary travelers, I have a tale to tell
It might just save your lives but only if you listen well
'Cause there before the breakers and just around the way
There's a sign that says, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay"
Some say he's a guppy, a kid threw in the sea
He ate so many sailors, now he's bigger than a tree
His teeth are sharp as scissors, his claws they are like knives
And if you think he's ugly, wait 'til you see his insides
Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you better stay away
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay"
Some say he's a serpent that came straight from hell
To eat the souls of pirates and other ne'er-do-wells
Some they don't believe it, as for me I've got a hunch
'Cause they used to have some pirates here
But he ate them all for lunch
Don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you better stay away
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay"
Well, Captain Hook, you've heard of him, he came to Pirate's Bay
It seems his little nemesis had nearly got away
He reached into the water to grab at Peter Pan
There was a crunch and a scream
And now that scurvy captain's got hooks on both his hands
Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you better stay away
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay"
Blackbeard the Pirate, you know for what he's feared
It's mostly for the dark, imposing color of his beard
He saw the beast and now nobody's scared of him because
His beard turned white and all agree he looks like Santa Claus
Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you better stay away
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay"
Well, now the tavern's empty and there's only you and me
And if you care I'd like to share how this song came to be
So come a little closer if you really want to know
This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago
Well, I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate's Bay
And there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed
With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side
This mighty whale was in such pain, we both began to cry
I pushed and I shoved, but he wouldn't give way
Into the deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's Bay
All I could do to help him was to keep people away
So I wrote a sign that said, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay"
What did it say?
Don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you better stay away
Heed the sign that says, "Beware", Hell, I should know, I put it there
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay"
(End of "The Beast of Pirate's Bay.")
Faith: What?! There's a sea creature that eats anything and anyone it sees?!
Cyrano: Its name is Krakanao.
Faith: Krakanao? [pulls out her pink Rotom Phone]
[Faith's Rotom Phone chimes]
Faith's Rotom Phone: "Krakanao, the Kraken Pokémon. A Water and Dark type. Krakanao lives deep under the sea, where it creates whirlpools that can drag anything, such as ships, people, and Pokémon into its undersea dens. It's known as "The Inescapable Maelstrom" due to its habit of destroying anything it sees."
Faith: Well, that got dark.
Cyrano: The only place we can find Krakanao is the Abyssal Ruins.
Faith: The Abyssal Ruins?
Mordecai: Blueberry Academy is in the middle of the ocean so we're technically in Unova.
Faith: Oh, I see.
Cyrano: I have some scuba gear we could use to find Krakanao.
Mordecai: Great idea!
(Mordecai and Faith pull out a pair of diving masks, some double-hosed regulators, flippers for their feet, arm straps with two air tanks attached to the straps, and two diving belts – a pink one for Faith and an orange one for Mordecai.)
Mordecai: You ready for an epic undersea adventure, Faith?
Faith: Heck yeah!
Cyano: Follow me to our boat. That's where we can get to the Abyssal Ruins.
Faith: If you say so, Mr. Cyrano.
Sharon: [gives a bottle of SPF 80 sunscreen to Faith] Take care, Faith. And don't forget to put on sunscreen before you go swimming.
Faith: I'll remember the sunscreen, Mom.
Cyrano: All set?
Mordecai: Ready!
Faith: As ready as I'll ever be!
Cyrano: Set sail for the Abyssal Ruins!
(Cyrano steers his boat to the Abyssal Ruins. An hour later, the boat approached the ruins with Cyrano giving the duo their diving gear.)
Mordecai: Let's slay this kraken and save Blueberry Academy!
(Mordecai puts his diving mask under his eyes and nose and Faith does the same thing. The duo put their regulators in their mouths, and attached their air tanks to their backs with help from their arm straps.)
Mordecai: It's go time!
(Mordecai and Faith dive into the sea, where they approached the Abyssal Ruins. Mordecai's Sharpedo and Faith's Gorebyss led the way.)
Mordecai: These must be the same ruins we found Kyogre in.
Faith: I gotta hand it to you, Mordecai. You sure know these ruins very well.
Mordecai: Well, your mom did take you to these undersea ruins on your 15th birthday.
Faith: That's true.
(Mordecai and Faith swim inside the ruins.)
Mordecai: Gosh, it's dark in here.
(Mordecai turns on the headlight attached to his diving mask.)
Mordecai: Now to find that Krakanao and we'll be set to go.
(Abyssal Ruins – Pokémon Black and White OST)
Faith: Mordecai, is it just me or is the temple moving?
Mordecai: I think that's the least of our problems, Faith.
[Temple rumbling]
(Meanwhile…)
Pinky: [wearing a navy blue one-piece swim dress] What are we doing here, Brain?
Brain: Cyrano said Krakanao lived in the Abyssal Ruins so I constructed this miniature submarine to find it.
Pinky: Zounds, Brain. I hope we find Krakanao soon!
Brain: Get in the submarine, Pinky. And what's with the swimsuit?
Pinky: Well, this swim dress was the only thing I could find at last minute.
Brain: Very well. Just get in the sub already.
(Later…)
Faith: Mordecai, is that what I think it is?
Mordecai: It is! It's Krakanao!
(The wild Krakanao was sleeping near a sea rock.)
Mordecai: We shouldn't wake Krakanao up. If we did wake it up, it could destroy the Terarium.
Mordecai: Good thinking, Faith.
Faith: I'm going to go rest on this throne, Mordecai.
Mordecai: You go ahead and rest up while I find a way to catch Krakanao.
(As Faith rested up, a white submarine was swimming near the ruins.)
Brain: At last, Pinky. We have found the ruins! All we have to do to get Krakanao us catch him with this old fishing net I found on Faith's boat.
Pinky: And then we can rule the world!
Brain: Yes, that too.
(Pinky and the Brain step out of the submarine. Brain wore a short-sleeved blue wetsuit with a diving mask under his eyes and nose, as well as a double-hosed regulator, yellow swim fins, and arm straps with a diving belt attached to his two air tanks. As for Pinky, he still wore his swim dress, but with a full-face diving mask hooked up to a double-hosed regulator, a diving belt on his chest, arm straps attached to his air tanks, and flippers on his feet.)
Brain: Ready, Pinky?
Pinky: Ready as I'll ever be, Brain. Narf!
Brain: I'll use this pin to poke this kraken and poof – this Pokémon will be able to attack the Terarium with force.
(Brain pokes the pin inside Krakanao, causing the Kraken Pokémon to grow enraged.)
Krakanao: [roaring] Krraaaaakkkkaaa!
Mordecai: We gotta stop that thing. Sharpedo, Dark Pulse!
Sharpedo: [Dark Pulse attack] Sharpppedo!
Faith: Gorebyss, Draining Kiss!
Gorebyss: [Draining Kiss] Gore!
(With Draining Kiss and Dark Pulse, Faith's Gorebyss and Mordecai's Sharpedo drained some of Krakanao's energy.)
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if they're called starfish, why don't they twinkle in the sky?
Brain: No, Pinky. We captured Krakanao!
Pinky: Hurrah, we captured and slayed the kraken!
Krakanao: [roaring angrily]
Mordecai: Swim for your lives!
(Mordecai and Faith swim out of the Abyssal Ruins, swimming for their lives and the wild Krakanao swims after the duo. Eventually, the duo climbed back to their boat and removed their scuba gear.)
Mordecai: Cyrano, we found Krakanao!
Cyrano: Excellent! I hired Geoff to capture Krakanao for me.
Geoff: It's true. He gave me 30 bucks to do it.
(Krakanao emerges from the sea, wanting to eat Faith's Pidgey.)
Faith: Pidgey, look out!
Pidgey: Gey?
(Faith's Pidgey was grabbed by one of Krakanao's tentacles.)
Pidgey: [crying for help] Piddddddddddddgey!
Faith: Pidgey, you gotta fight Krakanao. It's the only way for us to capture it!
(Faith's Pidgey fell into the ocean, forcing Faith to put on her scuba gear and rescue the poor Pidgey. In the process of rescuing Pidgey, the Tiny Bird Pokémon turned itself into a tornado and weakened Krakanao. After that, Geoff caught the wild Krakanao.)
Faith: Is that… Pidgey's next evolution?
("Who's that Pokémon?" segment)
Faith and Mordecai: Who's that Pokémon?!
(A silhouette shows a picture of a bird-like Pokémon.)
…
(Moments later, the silhouette disappears, revealing it to be a Pidgeotto.)
Faith and Mordecai: It's… Pidgeotto!
Pidgeotto: Pidgeotto!
(End of "Who's that Pokémon?" segment)
(The scene changes to show Faith's Pidgey still in a tornado.)
Mordecai: What's happening to Pidgey?
Cyrano: I'm not sure.
(Faith's Pidgey engulfed itself in a tornado, evolving it into a Pidgeotto.)
Pidgeotto: Pidgeottttttooo!
Faith's Rotom Phone: [chimes] Congratulations! Pidgeotto has been registered to your Pokédex!
Faith: Pidgey evolved into a Pidgeotto!
[Faith's Rotom Phone chimes]
Faith's Rotom Phone: "Pidgeotto, the Bird Pokémon. A Normal and Flying type, and the evolved form of Pidgey. Pidgeotto uses its sharp claws to capture its prey, which it then takes back to its nest. It's very protective of the area it lives in and will show no mercy to anyone who invades it."
Faith: Pidgeotto, use Gust!
(Faith's Pidgeotto whips up a giant tornado, which then lands Krakanao back into the ocean.)
Geoff: Time to catch a Krakanao! [throws a Poké Ball at Krakanao] Poké Ball, go!
(Geoff successfully captured the wild Krakanao.)
Geoff's Rotom Phone: [chimes] Congratulations! Krakanao has been registered to your Pokédex!
Faith: We did it, we captured Krakanao!
(Koraidon pops out of its Poké Ball.)
Koraidon: Koraidon!
Faith: Come on, let's go home.
(The scene changes to show Faith in her bedroom.)
Faith: That was an epic undersea adventure, wasn't it?
Mordecai: It sure was, Faith. It sure was.
Faith: Hey, I wonder what happened to Pinky and the Brain.
(The scene changes to show Pinky and the Brain, still in their scuba gear and swimwear getting eaten by Krakanao.)
Brain: Come, Pinky. We have to wait for nature to take its course and plan for tomorrow night.
Pinky: Why, Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow night: go swimming with dolphins?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!
[stomach grumbling]
Brain: Pinky, was that your stomach?
Pinky: I don't think so, Brain.
(Acid builds up in the body.)
Pinky: Run for it, Brain!
Brain: You've made your point, Pinky.
(But it was too late. Pinky and the Brain were pooped out of Krakanao's body.)
THE END!
Another fan-made episode complete!
(March 25th, 2024): Today's my 20th birthday so to celebrate I have "When You Wish Upon a Jirachi!" as my next fan-made story. Enjoy!