When you clicked on this story, you probably expected that this fanfic would just be one simple word, didn't you? Well you were wrong, the title is actually a lie, it was just simply so I could get your attention and tell you some really important information that can't be seen.
This is confidential and if it gets out, we could all be in serious danger. Are you ready? Well here you go.
So are you aware of the famous TV show, Spongebob Squarepants? If you aren't aware, its all about a yellow sea sponge and the wacky misadventures that happen under the sea. It's a very popular show among both kids and adults, which brings me back to the reason why we're here. What if I told you that you are actually Spongebob?
Hear me out on this, Spongebob Squarepants is not a TV show, it is actually a documentary on past events that happened in your life. Think about it, has anyone ever actually seen you and Spongebob in the same room together… yeah I didn't think so. What you're actually watching is a forgotten memory of the person you used to be and the life you used to live a long time ago.
And you're probably thinking "well, if this is all a documentary, then how come the series keeps coming out with new episodes?" and the answer to that is simple, there are no new episodes. Every single episode and movie was already premade before the series debut and everytime they claim a "new" episode is coming out, it's actually a lie.
So you may be wondering, how did you lose your memory? Its actually a very easy reason to understand. Your nature as an undying Sponge with regeneration means that you are going to outlive the entire human race, and the government was afraid of what would happen if you realized what you could do with your power, so they wiped your memory without your knowledge and convinced you that you've always been a human who lived on land.
You may be thinking, why would there be a TV show that's footage of your past life if the government doesn't want you to know who you really are? Because World War III is coming soon, and the other countries are going to give us the spanking of a lifetime unless the army has some serious firepower on their side, and that's where you come in.
Your capability to regenerate from virtually anything can be harnessed by the government to create augmented super soldiers to help us win this war, and make our country be the dominant superpower, once and for all.
Finally, you're probably wondering, how do I know all this? Where did I come across all of this info about you?
Do you really want to know?
It's because I am Patrick Star.