Flying through space was a bore, especially in a solar system like this. Basically, nothing was there.

Only a few planets stood out, but I had looked through them, and none had intelligent life as far as I knew. But there was still good news!

I could finally verify that I could sense energy! While on some lush planets in this solar system, I decided to try and sense the ki coming from the living things... And I could! I had stayed a little more on that planet to see if there were any greater ki's than mine, but... no.

I was getting bored. What was the point? Just find a planet with life and stay with it! So, that's how I'm in this predicament right now. Flying through space to find a planet with life.

Occasionally blowing up dead planets with no life or inhabitants. And then... I found it. By blowing up another planet... I found... A SUPER DRAGON BALL. The planet size artifact in all its glory was in front of me! It was the one star, and it was absolutely magnificent.

Wait. Certainly, Champa wasn't searching for the Super Dragon Balls now? And what were the chances that they were near this solar system.

Just when I thought I was clear, well… A warp appeared. The warp is the signature transportation move of the angels, and the figures that stepped out before me were certainly not Lord Beerus and Whis.

It was the destroyer of the sixth universe, Champa, and his assistant and trainer, Vados.

Champa stepped out of the Warp. "Well, hello, mortal." He spoke. I bowed my head.

"Greetings to you, Lord Champa."

Just then, Vados stepped out of the Warp.

"How do you now my lord's name, mortal? Did Lord Beerus tell you? But what would he be doing with a mortal of a weak calibre?"

I scoffed quietly.

"Well, Lady Vados, I don't know Lord Beerus personally. But I do know many things. One thing I do know is that Lord Champa wants to collect the Super Dragon Balls now, correct?"

I smirked, knowing that Lord Champa would be surprised. And surprised he was. "HOW? HOW DO YOU KNOW I WANT THE SUPER DRAGON BALLS?" He screamed at me. I winced at the voice, it hurt my ears. And also, buddy, could you brush your teeth from time to time?

Your breath stinks. I responded carefully and respectfully,

"As I already told Lady Vados, I know many things. Like how you've been overeating on sweets and delicacy's these days."

Suddenly, Vados chimed in. "Great deduction, mortal! Though it was not a hard one, given the size of his belly." I used all of my willpower to keep myself from bursting out in laughter.

I nearly doubled over, but controlled myself and kept a straight face with no sign of movement… Except for my tail. It swished wildly, and as I tried to calm it down, it just kept shaking.

After sighing at the both of us, Champa told Vados it was time to find the next one, and they set off, with Vados dragging the Super Dragon Ball with her above the warp. And so, the search for the Super Dragon Balls began…

I had been flying in space for hours until I spotted it. The blue and green planet, the one third closest to the sun. I. Saw. Earth. I immediately dove towards it, my tail twitching as I dove towards the Earth.

I broke through the atmosphere, speeding until I could make out a nearby city. There, in the air, I stopped. I flew down more carefully until I hit the grounds of Satan City.

I looked down at my clothes as soon as I landed. Well, at least they were pretty much clean. As I walked through the streets of Satan City, taking in the sights, sounds, and smells, people kept on looking at me.

True, I did have a wild hairstyle, and the shape of my eyes and their sclera's blue color was unusual, but other than that I looked like a modified human.

I mean, these people have a talking dog as their president! It started to get more intense. Adults turned and gasped at me, some even screamed!

Same with the young adults and teenagers. The little kids just stared and pointed at me. At one point, once I made eye contact with someone, a teenager, they screamed and screamed. They scooted back away from me, screaming and crying all along the way.

At last, I got too fed up with the behavior of the citizens. "Won't someone tell me why they're afraid of me?" I nearly screamed at them all.

"It's your tail."

A little boy murmured as he wobbled up to me.

"Daddy says your tail is the same one as the monster's that appeared some years ago."

Suddenly, I heard a noise to the right.

"Get away from him, you monster!"

The boy's presumed dad lunged at me! Without thinking, I gently (Well, as gentle as I can be) batted him into a brick wall. Everyone on the sidewalk screamed as I ran over to the man, who was unconscious.

Blood dripped from his head in rivulets, and it seemed his arm was broken.

The boy just looked on in shock, horrified by what had happened. I laid my hands on him, and the blood disappeared. His arm twisted into a good position, and the scuffs and blood on his clothes disappeared.

On the other hand, my arm cracked until it was painful Blood dripped from my head in rivulets, and blood and scuffs were all over my clothing.

Then, I used the regeneration technique to heal myself. The stains of blood and scuffs were still on my clothes, but at least I was fine. I turned around and saw that people had cameras and were recording the event.

I turned the opposite direction and flew away to the forest near the mountains where Goku, ChiChi, and Goten lived.

A few seconds later flying and I arrived at Goku's house. It looked just like what I saw on the Dragon Ball wiki fandom! So freaking cool! I tentatively knocked on the door.

Immediately, a young boy, swung the door open. He took one look at me and said,

"Mommy, there's a monster at our doorstep. Can I go deal with it?"

"Okay, dear. Just try not to make a mess."

The voice that came back sounded drowsy, but it was undeniably ChiChi's! Which meant that was Goten!

"Well?"

Goten said, turning Super Saiyan.

"You better run before I pulverize you!"

He launched himself at me, cracking the ground beneath his feet. But he was no match for me. I tried to be gentle, but when I smacked him down to the ground with my tail, I could hear the bones crack.

Of course, I healed him by taking his injuries as mine and healing myself. He glared at me as I did this, and as soon as I finished, he launched himself at me again.

I dodged and weaved his every attack, not daring to touch him.

"Get away from my family's home!"

Goten shouted as he did one final attack at the space where I used to be.

Then he basically fell out of the Super Saiyan state and onto the ground. That must have hurt. I was just about to tell Goten about the misunderstanding that caused this when an overwhelming power filled the air…

Was that Goku? He was enraged, already in his Super Saiyan 3 state, the energy flowing off him as his power soared through the roof.

It was one-eighth of my power level. No! One-fourth. No! It was equal! Then, without warning, Goku came straight at me, and I barely blocked the blow that ensued. I was driven into the dirt.

Just as fast, he used his other hand to knife punch me in the gut, before landing a quick and decisive elbow to the back of my head. I counterattacked by slapping him in the face with my tail, then relentlessly barraging him with punches and ki blasts.

We continued like this for a while, each of us blocking and dodging each others moves and getting hit ourselves. I had subconsciously moved us away from Goku's house to more near the forest because I didn't want to damage his property too much.

And the Goku did it. His desperation move, named after the Hawaiian King. King Kamehameha. Goku's Kamehameha. The move obliterated me, and I was all wiped away. Except there was one cell of me left.

And with that cell, I regenerated my whole body, feeling more powerful than ever. I smirked. Just like Saiyans, when I had a near death experience, I could experience… A zenkai boost.

Afterword:

Well, how did you like that? A near death experience caused by Goku got our protagonist Dion… A zenkai boost. Next time on Dragon Ball Dilemma! The battle between Dion and Goku continues! Who will win?

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