Author's note: oh hell yea, we are SO FUCKING BACK BABY!

Might take some time inbetween chapters cuz, well, i still need to write them but the convention was a much needed break.

Any way, i think(and hope) you folks will like this one.

Bit of a hazbin hotel/helluva boss crossover and i think ima do this more often, who knows, maybe I.M.P. will eventually show up.

for now tho, enjoy, y'all

(Edit, June 27th: the bit with Mammon and the imp was a little easteregg for a friend of mine who adores the character and i wrote it before his cannon sexuality was announced. neither if us knew at this point)

Chapter 46:

Meeting the family

Rolling her eyes with a smile, Vaggie was currently being pulled out of Charlie's limo by a VERY excited princess as they made their way towards the Morningstar family estate, all the while she was happily rambling away, as she usually did when she was excited

"…..and THEN I can show you the family gardens, dad actually grew a sapling of the ACTUAL tree of knowledge there, sure it's not the real thing, that one is back in Eden, but still, OOH OOH, and THEN I can show you my old childhood bedroom, OOOOH and THEN…."

Vaggie cut her off with a chuckle "Babe, I love your enthusiasm, but please, don't forget to breathe, ok? I don't want you to pass out" she said as she playfully booped the princess on her nose.

Charlie's puppydog like nose would twitch in an adorable manner, almost making the fallen angel's heart melt as she blushed "Sorry, I'm just so excited. I've been wanting to show you my childhood home for such a long time, and now that me and dad are reconnecting again, I CAN"

"I get that you're excited, and don't get me wrong, I'm really looking forward to it, but we're just having dinner with your dad. You can relax babe, you're not gonna do a stage performance" Vaggie said with an enamored chuckle as she glanced at the princess's antics with a dreamy smile.

Walking on the path up to the large manor, Charlie would ring the bell as not long after, the Door would open and an imp butler would greet the 2 women with a bow "M'lady, your father is expecting you, all tho I wave to warn you, he is currently in the middle of an important meeting"

Charlie greeted the imp with a big smile "Oh hi Oscar, it's been so long, how's the wife and kids?"

The butler gave the princess a wide smile "Oh they're wonderful as ever, little Gus is moving to the next class in a few months"

As the princess and her partner were led inside, they made some Smalltalk with the short imp butler, but they would quickly be cut off by the sound of loud shouting from somewhere deep within the manor as a gruff, slightly guttural voice spoke up, in what almost sounded like an Australian accent "FOR THE LAST TIME, I AIN'T RESTING UNTIL I LEARNED WHO'S BEEN TINKERING WITH"MY" FIZZIES"

Catching their curiosity, Vaggie and Charlie couldn't help but follow the noise of the argument as they reached what Vaggie came to learn was Lucifer's study, where he'd usually entertain guests.

And as they would peek through the slightly ajar door, they saw 2 large figures around a fireplace, accompanied by the king of hell himself, one large and lumbering, wearing what almost looked like a green jester costume as he sported multiple arms and the other having a plume of blue fire for hair as 2 smaller demonic faces floated within the flames, sporting a impressive plumage of several large, ornate feathers, making him look like a rooster.

"Yes, yes, so you've told us Mammon" the giant, blue demon spoke, his voice sounding sensual, but still annoyed"…."several" times now…." as the large, green demon spat back "I had every fizzy equipped with a tracker that would notify me when they were being tempered with and the fuckin' thing's been beeping for weeks now, ya cunt" as the large, green jester leaned in with an angry, toothy snarl on his face "Somebody is ripping off my fizzies's design and internal mechanisms"

Lucifer would rub his forehead "Mammon, I don't mean to beat a dead horse, but weren't YOU the one who ripped off MY lulu world?" to which the tall, rooster looking demon nodded in agreement "Hypocrite much?"

Giving an annoyed grumble, the green jester demon waved a dismissive hand "Eh details, details, whatever. We're picking this up another time, ya cunts, I'm outa here"

As he flipped the other 2 demons in the room off before noticing the yellow glow of Charlie's eyes through the crack in the door.

Gaining a sneering smirk on his face that immediately send Vaggie into protection mode, he would approach with all his 4 arms wide "CHAR-CHAR, if it ain't my favorite little niece, how've you been, ya bitch?" he said as he grabbed the princess and pulled her into a noogie. A noogie that the princess was clearly NOT enjoying, but was too polite to decline.

"He…hehe…hi…uncle Mammon….long time no see….."

As she said this, he'd unceremoniously let go of her, causing Charlie to almost fall flat on her butt, if it weren't for Vaggie expertly catching her, bridal style as she gave the tall jester demon a growl, who just ignored the fallen angel as he continued speaking "Yea ye fuckin tell me. You never call, you never write"

At this, Lucifer would mumble behind them "Yea I wonder why" sarcastically, to which the tall green jester would pipe up "What'd ya say Luci?"

Lucifer waved his hand nonchalantly "Nothing. But I do believe that was all we had to discuss for now. As you so "Humbly requested" we will be keeping an eye out for what happened to your fizzy bot"

Giving a big, toothy grin, the jester demon would fist pump the air as he spoke "Fuck yea, that's more like it" as he whipped out his phone "Got to let the missus know I'll be back soon" to which, the tall rooster looking demon in blue exchanged a smirk with Lucifer before mumbling under his breath "Pot calling the kettle black?"

"What was that, ye cunt?" Mammon would whip around, annoyed.

"I'm just saying, isn't it a bit hypocritical that you tried to blackmail ME for dating an imp, and yet here you are, doing the same thing?"

The sin of greed rubbed the back of his head for a second "Eh….well…fuck….you dirty bitch….eh fine ya got me….any way, got to bolt. Smell ye later, suckers" before disappearing in a cloud of dark green smoke.

"I…..had imagined meeting the extended family to go a "little" different…." Vaggie spoke as she gently put Charlie back down, who answered "Eh…yea, uncle Mammon is….an interesting fellow, let's just say that" before she'd whip around, spread her arms as her face broke into a wide smile that lid up the room "UNCLE OZZIE!"

The tall rooster like demon would grab the princess and pull her into a tight hug "CHARLIE, if it isn't my FAVORITE niece!" to which the princess giggled "But, uncle Ozzie, I'm your ONLY niece"

The tall demon would give a chuckle of his own "That doesn't mean you can't be my favorite" as he gently put the demoness down "How've you been?" before his gaze settled on the fallen angel "Oh? And who's this beautiful little lady?" he spoke, causing Vaggie to tense up as she whipped out her spear.

Chuckling, the demon gestured with his hand for Vaggie to put away her spear "Didn't mean to startle you, little bird. My apologies" as he gave a courteous bow, which weirdly enough, put the former exorcist at ease "Uhm….it's alright…sir…." As she put her spear away.

The tall rooster like demon would extend a hand "If my suspicioning's are correct, YOU must be "Vaggie", Charlie's told me allot about you" as Vaggie took the handshake, her hand looking miniscule in the giant demon's grip "Uhm…y-yep, that's me…you must be Asmodeus…sir…" to which he responded "Oh none of that "Sir" stuff, you're dating my favorite niece after all….just call me Ozzie" he said with a wink, causing a golden blush to appear on Vaggie's cheeks.

Asmodeus would let go of Vaggie's hand as he smirked at Lucifer "Hehe, sleeping with an angel….like mother, like daughter I suppose…" before returning his attention back to Vaggie "You're a feisty one, I have a feeling I'm going to like you"

However, his expression changed to worry as he saw how both the king and the princess would somber up by the mention of the still absent queen "Oh…..a slip of the tongue..…..my apologies…."

Both of them taking a deep breath, Lucifer would speak up "Ozzie, I know the original plan was for you to be on your way after out meeting with Mammon, but it's been so long since we were together like this. What would you say if you joined us for dinner tonight?" making Charlie's face light up.

Ozzie would ponder for a moment, before whipping out his phone "Let me discuss with my Froggie first, ok Luci?"

Vaggie would lean in as she whispered to Charlie " ….uhm, "Froggie"?" to which Charlie responded "Oh yes, Fizarolly. Uncle Ozzie's boyfriend. It's sort of a nickname he has for him" causing a "ohhh" from the fallen angel.

By this time, Ozzie's phone call came to a stop as he spoke up .

"Alright babe, and thanks again…..yes I'll tell Charlie you said hi…..love you too Froggie" as he hung up

"Well Fizzy said he's got things covered at home so I don't see why not" which made Charlie jump and squee in excitement as Vaggie thought to herself "Wow….they were right…the sin of lust IS a big sweetheart…." With a smile on her face.