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"Previously on Total Drama World Tour…" Chris began the recap. "The final three took off and beat it out of Alberta. Unfortunately, Cody brought Sierra the Plane Wrecker along for the ride. Even more unfortunate? A broken Yeti heart. Plus, a good old fashioned swordfish fight. Good times. In the end, Heather, the queen of mean, reached Hawaii first, and Captain Ponytail and Kid Nerdy tied for second place. Ouch. Who will Heather face in the final challenge? And who will go home with a million dollars?! It's finale time! Right here on Total. Drama. World Tour!" he ended the recap.
(Theme song)
Cut to everyone on Hawaii. Brody was also back now so yay. "Welcome to the live finale of Total Drama World Tour. Moments ago, these guys tied for second in a boat sandwich. Tasty. During the break, we sent them to vent in the confessional. Check it." Chris said.
Confessional: Alejandro
"I only let Heather beat me to give her a false sense of confidence. But how will I explain to those at home that I tied with that pathetic Cody? Oh, my brother José will be compiling his insults already." Alejandro sighed.
Confessional: Cody
"I made it all the way to the final two-ish! I can't believe how close I am to the million! There's just one massive thing in my way. Alejandro. Against just me. Never thought I'd say this, but I wish Sierra was back in here with me." Cody gulped.
"You never mentioned you had a brother. José, was it?" Heather told Alejandro.
"He's not worth mentioning." Alejandro replied.
"Go, Team Ale-hunk-dro! He's even hotter in person." Sadie cheered.
"Why are they in teams? And why does my team suck?" Heather asked.
"The peanut gallery's playing a major role in choosing a winner." Chris said as the peanut gallery cheered.
"Sweet. I guess we're all voting on the winner again." Noah said.
"Did I say my team sucks? What I actually meant was they rock." Heather said.
"Uh, sure." Leshawna said.
"We're here for you, Cody! Especially me. Believe!" Sierra cheered.
"Wow, thanks! I never knew I had this much support!" Cody said as he saw all the people on his side.
Confessional: Heather
"Believe it or not, I am actually hoping Alejandro wins the tiebreaker. I might be able to beat him in a vote." Heather said.
"But first, we gotta break a tie. Heather, you won the race to Hawaii, so your reward is this advantage. You can select the tiebreaker yourself or you can let Cody and Alejandro do it." Chris said.
"As if I'm gonna leave it up to them. I'll do it, thank you." Heather replied.
"I was hoping you'd say that." Chris chuckled.
Cut to Heather next to a booth. "Ta-da! Each ball inside our challenge booth has a different tie breaker written on it. So, take your pick." Chris said.
"Well, isn't this fun." Heather said.
"This is great, dudes! All of us together in one place for the first time!" Geoff cheered.
"Geoff, we've all been together before. Several times. In the first episode." Bridgette said.
"Still." Geoff said as Heather entered the booth and was immediately pelted by golf balls.
"Ow! Are these golf balls? Ow, ow!" Heather yelled in pain as the peanut gallery winced.
"Wow, glad that's not me." Duncan said.
"I swear, Geoff and I put ping pong balls in there." Bridgette said.
"I know. And I'm not mad. Just disappointed. I had to dial it up to meet my usual high standards." Chris said.
"Honestly it's kinda sad that I expected something like this." Geoff said.
"Ow! How am I supposed- ah, ow, ow!" Heather grunted as she hit a part of the glass, breaking it and causing a ball to be launched onto Tyler's forehead.
"Ow! Hey! Weak!" Tyler said as he fell asleep for some reason.
Heather exited the booth while choking on a ball. "No ball, no exit. Back you go." Chris said as Heather choked.
"I got this." Eva said as she punched Heather in the back, making her spit out the ball.
"Uh, Geoff. Go ahead and read that, would you, pal?" Chris asked as Geoff reluctantly took it and read it.
"Ew. Heather has selected the traditional Hawaiian fire dance of death." Geoff said.
"Great! Get ready to dress up you two, you're going brawling!" Chris said as Alejandro grinned while Cody looked nervous.
Cut to Cody and Alejandro on a platform in the water, holding duel sticks while wearing grass skirts and coconut bras while Heather was tied up. "I question how traditional it is for a male warrior to wear a coconut bra." Alejandro said.
"Forget that. Someone get me off of this thing! Ow!" Heather struggled to get out of the rope that tied her down.
"She's funny when she's tied up and can't hurt me." Owen chuckled.
"I just won the semi-final! Where is the respect?" Heather asked.
"We'll be sure to look for that later." Noah said.
"The first dude to free Heather wins the last spot in the final two and a shot at the million!" Chris said.
"Uh, if no one happens to free her, does that make Cody and I the final two?" Alejandro asked.
"Hey!" Heather angrily said.
"Won't work. I already checked. Also, don't knock each other in the water. Chef, if you'd do the honors?" Chris said.
"I am going to enjoy watching this." Chef said as he launched arrows with steaks on them, attracting the sharks.
"Oh, and stay out of the water or avoid knocking the other guy in it. Don't want ya'll to be eaten by sharks. Starting... now!" Chris said as Chef shot two more arrows, creating two fires at the edges of the platform.
"Man, stuff like this is why it's nice to be out of this game." DJ said.
"Still, would've been nice to have that cash!" Momma said.
"Prepare to be defeated, my tiny friend." Alejandro said as they fought.
"Ah! I'm too young to die. Or fry!" Cody yelled as he neared the fire.
"Stay focused, Codykins!" Sierra cheered.
"The kiwis! Go for the kiwis!" Harold cheered.
"You can do it, dude!" DJ cheered.
"Go, Alejandro! Squish him! Like a bug!" Courtney cheered.
"What are they doing?" Lindsay asked.
"Where's my encouragement? Hello, Team Heather?" Heather asked.
"Uh, what are we supposed to cheering for you to do?" Owen asked.
"You're kinda tied up, not really doing much." Leshawna said.
"Even I could notice that." Justin said.
"Ugh! Ah!" Heather grunted as a fire arrow hit the rope she was tied to, causing it to burst to fire.
"Whoops." Chef said.
"Give up! You know you can't win!" Alejandro said as they fought.
"No way! I'm way too stubborn for this!" Cody said.
"Someone better win fast! I'm about to burst into flames. Oh no! Sierra just fell into quicksand!" Heather said.
"What? Sierra? Someone help her!" Cody said, distracting himself from the fight.
"No, Cody!" Sierra yelled as Alejandro knocked away Cody's duel stick.
"No!" Cody yelled.
"Consider yourself disarmed." Alejandro said.
"Okay, okay, you win! Can we-" Cody tried to say but was interrupted by Alejandro.
"And displatformed!" Alejandro said as he hit him with his duel stick, launching him into the water.
"Whoa!" Cody grunted as he fell in the water.
"Hohohohoho, ruthless!" Chris chuckled.
"Hey, what the hell was that for!?" Harold said.
"Please don't eat me. Please don't eat me! Ahhh!" Cody yelled as he was eaten by a shark.
"Cody!" Sierra yelled as she jumped in the water.
"Shoving Mr. Popular into shark-infested waters for no reason? You just handed me the million. I can't wait for the vote." Heather told Alejandro as he freed her. Alejandro looked to see everyone glaring at him and sighed.
"Crap." Alejandro said.
Meanwhile, Sierra got out of the water with the shark. "Drop it, drop it!" Sierra yelled as she slammed the shark on the ground, making him spit Cody out. "Codykins! Are you okay!?" Sierra asked as she tossed in the water.
"Ugh, I think? Thanks for saving me." Cody sighed.
"Of course! Do you need CPR!?" Sierra asked.
"I don't think so? Oh, and sorry for ever doubting you. I shouldn't have just believed that picture." Cody said.
"Don't worry, it's not your fault! It was all because of that scum!" Sierra said.
"Ugh, yeah! He needs to pay for almost killing me!" Cody said.
Cut to Alejandro and Heather at the shore next to Chris. "Now that we have our final two, it's my pleasure to announce the peanut gallery will not be voting for the winner." Chris said.
"Huh?" Heather said in shock as Alejandro sighed in relief.
"Wait, what!?" Leshawna said.
"What? But you said we were gonna play a major role. Major!" Courtney said.
"You better have an answer for this!" Eva angrily said.
"Chill! You are gonna play a role, just not in a votey kind of way. Prepare to have your minds blown up by the most lethal challenge in Total Drama history! Heather versus Alejandro versus the volcano! Back in the day, human sacrifices were tossed into Kilauea Volcano to appease the gods. Sadly, the lawyers won't let me use real people as sacrifices." Chris explained.
"Oh, come on!" Izzy angrily said as everyone looked weirded out.
"So, Heather and Alejandro will have to make sacrifice stand-ins using the islands most abundant resources: pineapples and driftwood. And to make it nice and symbolic, you guys have to make dummies of each other to dump in the volcano. Now, you each get to pick two helpers. Alejandro, who are you choosing?" Chris said.
"I dare you to pick me. Come on!" Leshawna angrily said.
"I choose Courtney and Tyler." Alejandro said.
"Yes!" Courtney said.
"Wakey wakey, Tyler." Lindsay said as she lightly smacked Tyler.
"Oof!" Tyler grunted as he fell into a deeper sleep.
"He'll be so mad about this tomorrow." Lindsay said.
"I suppose I could choose someone else." Alejandro said.
"Aw, thanks, I'd love to!" Lindsay said.
"Ugh, if anyone smarter isn't available. I appreciate your enthusiasm." Alejandro said.
"Any enthusiasm for me?" Heather said.
"Alejandro is going down!" Cody said as he got up.
Confessional: Cody
"Nobody makes shark bait out of me and gets away with it. Anyway, Heather was pretty good to me overall. Hey, I bet I'm the first person to ever say that." Cody said.
"I remain a loyal member of Team Cody. Besides, I hate that guy too! Consider my mad skills all yours." Harold said.
Cut to Alejandro, Courtney and Lindsay on a blue mat while Heather, Cody and Harold were on a red one.
"Okay! We have our helpers. Now, Heather and Alejandro, you have to stay on your mats and direct your helpers to bring you logs, driftwood,and pineapples that resemble parts of your opponent. And to make things a little more rhymey…" Chris said as the music icon popped up. Alejandro's side became blue while Heather's became red as the song began while the finals were shown popping out of volcanos.
[Alejandro]
M'ladies, please head straight! That's it, you're doing great, search through that wood, tout de suite, find me some giant feet!
[He sang as he shot thunderbolts while Lindsay and Courtney ran toward a pile of logs]
[Heather]
Come on, guys, move it fast! Quick, quick, I won't be last! Grab logs to match his frame, all overbuilt and lame!
[She sang as she shot thunderbolts while Harold and Cody ran toward a pile of logs]
[Heather and Alejandro]
I'm gonna win it! Yeah! And you can't take it! No! I'm right here in it! Yeah! But you just fake it! Oh!
[They sang as they shot thunderbolts]
[Courtney]
Is this thigh fat enough?
[She sang next to a wood piece]
"Uh-huh!" Alejandro said.
[Heather]
Hey!
[She angrily sang]
"Gosh, is this neck thick enough? Bam!" Harold said next to a wood piece as the scene switched to him in his rapper clothes.
[Harold]
Now it's evil versus wicked, Heather's cool, but Al is sick and all this aggro for the cheddar, she'll put Al here through the shredder!
[He rapped as Alejandro shot him with a thunderbolt]
[Alejandro]
That's it now, hurry back, I need arms weak and slack! Her butt is scrawny and flat, and she ain't all that!
[He sang as Courtney and Lindsay were shown on logs being lifted by ropes.
[Heather]
Get me two knobby knees, and arms like logs of cheese! Bring me a big, fat head, move quicker or you're dead!
[She sang as she grabbed Cody and then dropped him]
[Heather and Alejandro]
I'm gonna win it! Yeah! And you can't take it! No! I'm right here in it! Yeah! But you just fake it! Oh!
[They sang as they shot thunderbolts]
[Courtney]
Arms so right, it's ill, worth one-fifth of the mil!
[She sang next to the two dolls]
[Alejandro]
I'll pay you back somehow, pineapple head me now!
[He sang as Lindsay rolled a pineapple]
[Heather and Alejandro]
I'm gonna win it! Yeah! And you can't take it! No! I'm right here in it! Yeah! But you just fake it! Oh!
[They sang as they shot thunderbolts]
[Heather and Alejandro]
I'm gonna cash it! Yeah! You'll never hit it! No! You should trash it! Yeah!
[They sang as Harold gasped while rolling a log to see Lindsay and Courtney finishing their dummy]
[Alejandro]
'Cause I just did it!
[He sang as they world switched to normal as the song ended]
"And Alejandro takes the lead! Next step, haul your sacrifice to the top of Kilauea and toss her in the volcano, like so." Chris said as an intern was shown tossing a doll into the volcano and then ran away from the lava that splashed back. "Yeah, watch out for the backsplash. We'll be right back with all the hardcore lavariffic, sizzling finale action here on Total. Drama. World Tour!" he said as the screen cut to black.
Cut to the beach. "You can't seriously expect us to throw these dummies into an active volcano without safety equipment!" Heather said.
"As the saying goes, no excruciating pain, no million dollar gain. To help you get those dummies to the top of the volcano, you can use the rewards your teams earned on your behalf on the Aftermath lava surfing challenge. Harold won Cody won a stroller. Too bad he's out." Chris said.
"Gosh, that fact is so not a fun one!" Harold said.
"But Alejandro gets a wheelbarrow won by Courtney." Chris said.
"Of course I won the best prize." Courtney boasted.
"And Heather gets diddly squat. You can thank Owen for that." Chris said.
"Whoops. My bad. Please don't kill me." Owen chuckled nervously.
"Ugh! Gah!" Heather grunted as she accidentally dropped her dummy on her food, making her jump in pain while holding it.
Confessional: Heather
"Ugh, is that big ox going to cost me the money, again!?" Heather complained.
"Alejandro, for winning the effigy challenge, you get a twenty second head start. So, get going." Chris said.
"Farewell, Heather. I won't say I haven't enjoyed defeating you." Alejandro said as he put the effigy in the wheelbarrow and began pushing while Heather jumped in pain while holding her foot. She began pushing it slowly before realizing something. "Cody's my helper! I should get his prize too!" she said.
"Sure. Why not?" Chris said as Heather tossed it on the stroller in exhaustion, only for it to collapse. "Oh yeah! That's why not. Ha ha!" he laughed.
"Ugh." Heather rolled her eyes.
"What was even the point of that if that was going to happen?" Noah said.
"I dunno, I just like crushing people's dreams." Chris said.
Cut to Alejandro running up the volcano with the wheelbarrow. "I have the lead! And I can taste the million! It tastes like mint and pure gold! What on Earth?" Alejandro said as he looked back and saw Heather carrying the effigy on her back while panting.
"If you think... I am gonna give up... when I'm this close…" Heather panted as she carried it.
"I'm impressed. Not threatened, but impressed. See you at the top. I'll be the one with the check for a million dollars! Huh? Ah! ¿Qué?" Alejandro said as he went ahead but stopped when he saw a lava river with rocks on the way.
"Yoohoo! Over here! Check out the look on his face." Chris told Chef as they were on the other side.
"Friggin hilarious, man!" Chef laughed alongside Chris.
"Ugh! No way!" Heather said as she came.
"The only way to the top of the volcano is past this river of lava. That wheelbarrow probably won't be too helpful. All you have to do is hop across these stepping stones. Easy peasy, hot and cheesy. But, we've rigged a few booby traps to... that's right." Chris explained.
"Make things more interesting." Heather and Alejandro angrily said.
"Chef? A booby demo if you please?" Chris asked.
"Might wanna watch out." Chef said as he cut a rope, making a log fall in the lava as the finalists gasped.
"Yeah. You really don't wanna get hit by those. Your helpers can either keep them secured or send them falling. It's your call. And... go!" Chris said as the helpers were on the other side.
Heather and Alejandro began jumping across with the dummies. "Chop away, ladies!" Alejandro said as Lindsay and Courtney raised their effigies while Harold and Cody looked worried.
"Stop them!" Heather yelled as Cody and Harold held Lindsay and Courtney back.
"Let us through!" Courtney said.
"Never!" Harold replied.
"Just give up, I can beat you two any day!" Courtney said.
"Not if I have anything to say!" Harold said.
"Look, there's a sale on mascara!" Cody said as Lindsay gasped and ran away squealing.
"Uh, there's no mall! We're in the jungle! Ugh! Do I have to do everything myself?" Courtney complained.
"Ha! Victory is in the bag! Ow! Aw…" Harold grunted as Courtney kicked him in the kiwis and cut a rope.
"Oh shit!" Cody yelled in fear as a safe dropped, almost hitting Alejandro.
"Gah!" Alejandro said in fear.
"Whoops. Which ropes are Team Alejandro's?" Courtney asked.
"Chef?" Chris asked.
"I dunno. You never told me to organize em'." Chef said.
"Nice one!" Chris chuckled.
"Oof!" Cody and Courtney grunted as Cody tackled Courtney.
"Perhaps it is time to admit you're outclassed. Quit now, maybe I'll throw you some pity cash." Alejandro said as he jumped ahead.
"Heh, no way, José." Heather replied.
"What? What did you just say?! Never call me that again!" Alejandro angrily said as he jumped back.
"Whoa. Testy much?" Heather asked.
"José always has to win! Always! He lives to make me miserable! He punches me in the arm and calls me Al just because I hate it!" Alejandro angrily said.
"Al hates being called Al? Gosh, Al. Owen must've called Al "Al" like a thousand times. Huh, Al? Ha, poor Al." Cody mocked as he was held back by Courtney.
"Shut it! No! Ah!" Alejandro yelled as Heather got ahead while a part of his dummy dipped in the lava, accidentally burning it.
"Hit him with the booby trap!" Heather said as Cody chucked Courtney away and cut a rope, dropping a cage on Heather.
"Whoops." Cody chuckled.
"Nice move, nerd face!" Heather angrily said.
"I truly hope you live to see me win. Maybe once this game is over…" Alejando said as he reached the end.
"You're hitting on me now?" Heather angrily asked.
"Don't flatter yourself. So long, Señorita Loser!" Alejandro laughed as he went ahead.
"I will destroy you!" Heather angrily said as she shook the cage.
"Come on, Heather! Are you just gonna let him win a million bucks?!" Cody asked.
"What's even the point anymore. I lost, he won. No one even wants me to win anyway." Heather sighed.
"Weren't you the one who told me that nothing made you give up on your dreams and held you back, no matter what people think? Are you just going to back down on those words now?" Harold mumbled in the ground while holding his kiwis.
"But, what can I even do anymore? I bet he already threw his stupid volcano in the doll anyway." Heather said.
"If there's even a tiny shot of winning, you need to take it! Just quitting now will make it so that all of your effort was for nothing. Do you really want that?" Cody said.
"Hurry, there's no time to lose!" Harold mumbled in the ground while holding his kiwis.
"Don't give up or the bad guy wins!" Cody said.
"You mean I'm the good guy?" Heather said as she knocked over the cage, opening it from the top as she got out and ran ahead.
Cut to everyone sweating on top of the volcano while Chef and Chris stood in front of a fan in front of some ice cubed. "So... know of any season three wrap parties?" Chris said.
"I dunno." Chef said.
"Come on dude, this is the grand finale of 3 seasons! We gotta end it in a cool way." Chris said.
"You thinking of ending the show after this?" Chef said.
"No, I'm thinking o-Here they come! Looking for this?" Chris said while holding the case as Alejandro arrived with the effigy.
"Thanks for everything." Alejandro hissed and kissed the dummy, the approached the volcano when Heather came while panting.
"No! I can't catch my… My breath." Heather panted.
"You are gorgeous when you've lost." Alejandro said as he turned back to her.
"Ugh! I worked so hard and now you're just gonna take the mil and vanish from my life forever! Oh, just throw your stupid doll in the stupid volcano already." Heather cried as she collapsed.
"So, what are you more upset about losing? The million or me?" Alejandro asked.
"Are you cracked? I would never fall for a jerk like you!" Heather said.
"Then why are you blushing?" Alejandro asked.
"Hello! We're like, right beside the hottest thing on the planet." Heather said.
"Yeah." Chris said as he sipped a drink.
"Admit it. You're in love with me." Alejandro said.
"What? I don't love you, I love–" Heather said as she got up but then gasped as she realized what she said. Everyone in the peanut gallery gasped, aside from Noah who just shrugged. "Er, hate! I mean, I hate you!" she corrected.
"I know what you meant. And I must confess. At first, yes, my intentions were purely strategic." Alejandro said.
"Can the confessing wait? Kind of on a schedule here, bro." Chris said as he pointed at his watch.
"That is no longer the case. Because you, you have stolen my heart." Alejandro said as he held Heather.
"Oh, that is so beautiful." Owen said.
"Even if it is those two." Beth said.
"Our connection goes deeper than any game. Together, we could take over the world!" Alejandro said.
"Wow. I suppose I might actually feel a... a little something." Heather said.
"Mi amor!" Alejandro said as he kissed Heather.
"Ew…" almost everyone in the audience reacted as they kissed. Suddenly, Heather kneed Alejandro in his kiwis. "Ooh…" everyone gasped as Alejandro fell on an ice block.
"A little something called victory! So long, sucker!" Heather said as she smacked Alejandro, sending him sliding down the mountain.
"No!" Alejandro yelled as he slid down.
"Nice! It's about time somebody took La Cucaracha down!" Noah said as everyone cheered.
"Yeah. Boys are okay... but a million dollars is way better!" Heather said as she picked up her dummy and tossed it in the lava. "Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!" she cheered as everyone clapped.
"And that's a cool two million for Heather! The winner of Total. Drama. World Tour!" Chris said.
"All right! Ha ha ha, take that, Al!" Cody cheered.
"Sweet." Harold cheered.
"Look how beautiful it is! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!" Heather said as she took the case and began kissing it.
"Oh, you didn't throw any pineapples into the volcano, did you?" An elderly local asked as he came with another one.
"There are signs everywhere!" The other local said.
"Oh yeah. They really ruined the shot, so we put the human wall there." Chris said as everyone moved out of the way to reveal some signs. Owen giggled while scratching his back with another sign.
"Oh crap! I forgot! Don't you know what happens when pineapples meet lava?" Justin said as the volcano began shaking.
"Didn't see that one coming. Anywho, run! Ahahah!" Chris yelled as everyone ran down screaming. Meanwhile, Alejandro reached the bottom on the ice block.
"Wait for me! Wha!" Alejandro grunted as everyone passed by him. His hand was grabbed by Heather as she pulled him away while everyone ran in the water.
"Hey, what's going on-Oh god!" Ezekiel yelled as he got out the water but then immediately went back in as he saw the volcano erupting.
Meanwhile, Chris and Chef were on a boat. "See you next season, I guess. Maybe with a whole new cast, 'cause let's face it. These guys are probably gonna melt. Until next time, I'm Chris McLean. And this has been Total. Drama…" Chris said when suddenly the boat got hit with a giant lava rock, making it sink as all 24 contestants laughed.
"Well, Alejandro? How does it feel to be a loser?" Heather mocked.
"Terrible, but at least I'm not a loser in your heart." Alejandro replied. Suddenly, everyone except Heather, who didn't notice, ran away screaming from a lava rock that was about to hit them.
"Wait, why are you-Ah!" Heather screamed as she saw the lava rock about to hit her when the scene cut into black.
Cut to Alejandro being put in the Drama Machine. "Let's get this over with already. It's freezing in here. At this rate, I'm probably gonna need some more hot chocolate and another sleeve blanket. You sure you know what you're doing, Chef?" Chris asked.
"Hey, I'm trying my best here!" Chef said as he pressed some buttons.
"Well, as long as he can sign these forms, we're golden." Chris said as Alejandro woke up in the suit. "Al? Can you hear me? Are you sure you want to do this?" Chris asked.
"Yes. I need some time to redeem myself after my horrific failure." Alejandro replied in the machine.
"Alright then. Well, see you kids later! This has truly been a Total Drama World Tour!" Chris said as the episode ended.
Alt. End: Alejandro wins:
"Ugh! I worked so hard and now you're just gonna take the mil and vanish from my life forever! Oh, just throw your stupid doll in the stupid volcano already." Heather cried as she collapsed.
"Okay then." Alejandro said as he tossed his dummy into the lava.
"Wait, what!?" Heather said in shock.
"And that's a cool two million for Alejandro! The winner of Total. Drama. World Tour!" Chris said.
"Of course. This is what I deserve" Alejandro said as he got the case.
"No, no, no! This wasn't supposed to happen! You were supposed to be distracted so I could beat you!" Heather angrily said.
"Did you think you would be able to best me with my own trick? If that's the case, you are surely mistaken. Don't worry, I can still kiss you if you want." Alejandro said.
"You wish." Heather angrily replied.
"Oh, you didn't throw any pineapples into the volcano, did you?" An elderly local asked as he came with another one.
"There are signs everywhere!" The other local said.
"Oh yeah. They really ruined the shot, so we put the human wall there." Chris said as everyone moved out of the way to reveal some signs. Owen giggled while scratching his back with another sign.
"Oh crap! I forgot! Don't you know what happens when pineapples meet lava?" Justin said as the volcano began shaking.
"Didn't see that one coming. Anywho, run! Ahahah!" Chris yelled as everyone ran down screaming and went in the water.
"Hey, what's going on-Oh god!" Ezekiel yelled as he got out the water but then immediately went back in as he saw the volcano erupting.
Meanwhile, Chris and Chef were on a boat. "See you next season, I guess. Maybe with a whole new cast, 'cause let's face it. These guys are probably gonna melt. Until next time, I'm Chris McLean. And this has been Total. Drama…" Chris said when suddenly the boat got hit with a giant lava rock, making it sink as all 24 contestants laughed. Suddenly, everyone except Heather, who didn't notice, ran away screaming from a lava rock that was about to hit them.
"Wait, why are you-Ah!" Heather screamed as she saw the lava rock about to hit her as the episode ended.
Elimination Order:
1. Heather
2. Alejandro
3. Cody
4. DJ
5. Noah
6. Tyler
7. Bridgette
8. Courtney
9. Owen
MERGE
10. Sierra
11. Gwen
12. Eva
13. Duncan
14. Lindsay
15. Izzy
16. Justin
17. Leshawna
18. Harold
19. Ezekiel
x. Duncan
I'm pretty sure 90% of you expected Heather as the canon winner. But hey, she's the best winner in the series so yeah. I still tried to make Alejandro's ending less dumb tho. Anyways, with this, the original trilogy of seasons have been completed! Revenge begins next week, so look forward to that! Thank you all for sticking with me through these rewrites, you give me the motivation to write more!