Ruby was currently in different outfit sitting in the Beacon Library. She was in hat, red shirt tied down the m middle. Jean shorts, stockings, her normal boots, and a red scarf. Coco walked over eyes bugging as she blushed, "More alien fashion...Got dam...how do you have a better figure then Weiss? She's older right?"
The Rose smirked getting up modeling, "Silly Coco, Love is an important part for growing, Weiss didn't get enough so her growth stunted. " Coco held her chin and said, "Make's sense." Said Coco eyeing the three years younger teenager. Coco cleared throat, feeling dirt. Ruby picked up her weapon.
That's when our Lesbian changed the subject adjusting sun glasses, "So Why are you on the planet? Can't believe I just ask someone why they weren't on another planet right now? Is your undead alien boyfriend here? What is life when I can ask that as a follow up question? What is life?" She said arms out, "Also have you seen Jaune Velvet wants him to sigh her copy of girl who fell through the world as he's the The Rusted knight...Again the fuck am I saying?" She said stunned and paled.
Ruby picked up her weapon, "In order New Orleans got boring, their is only so much partying with spooks in a graveyard in honor of the high witches ghost, exotic otherworldly food, sleeping in an alien mansion, one can do before it gets boring. Now My team isn't bored yet, And Danny is still taking people from other kingdoms to get blood blossoms from his aunts. Yang is also taking combat listens form the Fentons, Weiss wants ecto batteries to sell here as a replacement for Dust to put her dad out of business, Blake is addict to the novel scene. Anyhow I got bored with that and didn't want to be their. So Now I am teamless, and boyfriend less. Do you know how bad I want to make out with my alien undead boy? More then you want to Make out with my sister."
The older woman said one thing, "...form What I am seeing currently in that outfit, I was after the ugly sister, not the pretty one, which if Yang's the ugly one, got dam to your shared grandma or grandpa's Genes" she adjusted glasses, "but That's a lot."
Our girl turned her weapon to scythe mode, "As for Jaune He and Jazz are avoiding Pyrrha. The woman is stalking the hell out of the Rusted Knight Even the jackalope is scared of her. hell I am scared of her, but you know what if anyone dies they are in the ghost zone it's a day trip, like me to go see mom, which turns out abandoned me and Yang. She didn't deny it. So Fuck that undead bitch I get my looks and figure form, but her's boost form being milf, and not the way you want to do it."
Coco held her chin, "Again dead milf hot! What is life?" She said pale banging a wall in shock, "What the fucking hell is life?" Ruby picked up a book form the wall, and Coco turned, "What could possibly be so interesting to you in her?"
Ruby held up the book pointing, "Ozpin is confirmed infinite man, king who couldn't make a choice with his magic crown, the wizard who made the maiden and the guy who got the girl in the tower aka the witch in the woods out of her tower. "Coco jumped. "So if all those stories is true must of this are also probably true!" Coco's eyes bugged, "So I am looking at the stories here, two versions of Faunus creation so which is real, war between humans and animals merged them together by gods hands, strange wave wash over and merge human and animals. My money is on God's, I met the god of Time Clockwork, He's Danny's mentor, and apparently the only reason My boyfriend didn't go insane earlier on. My boyfriend can keep insane him's adult look but not the evil...well maybe he can keep a little of the crazy." She said red before shaking his head, "Either way met a god betting on God." Coco's head twitched overloading on all she has heard.
That's when they heard a scream and Qrow turned jaw dropped staring at Ruby. Ruby held her hips, "Oh grow up I am not a little girl druncle Qrow." he blinked as she said, " Drunk uncle druncle?" Qrow took a sip from a flask and said, "Fair enough Petals." Qrow was handling all this by trying to get krunked, but sadly he couldn't get drunk enough to handle Ruby making out with undead alien.
Qrow saw Coco on the verge of a break down, "Now What's this about you meeting a god?" He wish he didn't hear that, but he did, so he needs to know what happened, and if he should be impressed, scared, worried, of all of the above.
Ruby put her book down and said, "yeah kind of boring, when I first arrived clockwork was Danny's top place to get me home after the map. Anyway we went there and saw Vlad , he has the same undead status and stalks my boyfriend's mom, wanting to become his step daddy by murdering his dad. Anyhow Vlad was possessed by a grim parasite attacking Clockwork, and one half ghost with experience is pretty much God level. So Clockwork needed help, And well After I sniped the Grimm Vlad passed out, and they put that fucker in an anti-ghost straightjacket and locked him in a closet more or less, he's still in there too. " she turned page licking his fingers, "So That's the long boring story, about my trip to the after life to meet a god."
The uncle drank , his answer was all of the above. "That's a boring story to you now? What's exiting for you? or Do I not want to know?" he was worried and really wanted out of this conversation.
Ruby listed on fingers, "Let me see now, Traveling to haunted locations, like when all of this is over me and Danny are planning to go to leap Castle and meet the sheep man big noses eyeless lipless demon that walks on a mass of stolen decayed arms that haunts the castle but only shows up to people who call it. It's the element, That's exiting. Going to Japan and partying with the ghosts their in there yearly festival ending in a march of one hundred ghosts as a parade, that's exciting, weapons exciting, Fenton technology prototyping that's mega exiting, one time they tried to make a generator you could run normal things off ecto energy. They plugged in a microwave and put in hot dogs, and those sausages came to ghostly like, They still guard the Kitchen in their house, they are good they are highly trained attack hot dogs. Oh Danny cloning to kiss both my cheeks, Exiting." Qrow jumped in horror at that last one.
Coco's eye twitched, "Attack hot dogs...Attack hot dogs... We have said good buy to logic, but Guessing logic was all a lie to begin with. Attack hot dogs...On earth hot dog eat you." she laughed insanely walking off. " attack hot dogs! highly trained attack hot dogs, implying their are lowly trained attack hot dogs, and untrained attack hot dogs."
Ruby went back to her book, "Anyway As Mom and weiss's grandpa are in the ghost zone that means there is one afterlife, all worlds share, and everything inhumanly supernatural goes there. Meaning The brothers have to be their and if their is a god of animals It would be in the ghost zone too. When Danny is free me and him are going looking with the infinity Map, if it can time travel it can take us to the animal dog's layer. We will bring Blake so she can meet her maker." She got up leading to check the book out. Qrow dropping his flask in shock. They didn't know it but a white fang grunt heard Ruby, she was undercover as student and would report back to the fang.
Adam would be the one in base reporting to Khan ,"Sienna Khan I know a quest to find our maker sounds impossible, but yet we have other world and magic on display, and The undead fight among us." he was on Video call.
Sienna nodded hands together, "I , understand your point Adam, yet they already plan to take one of us to stand before him, a faunas will stand before our maker if he is real. Blake is about to stand before the face of our God. I will notify her parents on her coming visit to our maker's lair in this supernatural land." She tapped hands, "After this Adam Blake the one who laid eyes on our creator confirming how we can to be, will be the most important Faunas on Remnant. Who knows our Maker might be pleased one of us found him and bestow Magic upon her. Get ready Blake Belledona, you are about to become the saint of the Faunus, a new legend." she laughed insanely holding her head as she hung up, losing her cool at this.
Adam growled at this, he should stand before their Maker not the traitor, Not the Cat that broke his heart and turned her back on her people. Yet she backstabbed her way to Ruby Rose, and with her The use of the ghost and the power to travel the worlds and visit the heavens and hells. he growled making a fist at it, Who knows why they may find.
When the rest of Team rwby returned from Earth, Blake noticeably had more mass on her, still hot but plumb some meat on her bones that made her hips thighs, legs and bottom all the hotter, it was an upgrade. She covered mouth and said, "If I eat anymore cat fish I would grow gills and become a cannibal I mean, Oh how do they make something that pees form it's skin taste so good." That is true.
Weiss who had a noticable Tan form southern sun currently in a white sundress, holding her hips said one thing, "...yes you did shovel it down." Yang in the same kind of work out dear as Jocesta said one thing, "I feel like a new woman...could have done with out the proper lady class thing, which I can't say to save my soul."
Ruby popped up holding the page of the animal god, as Danny showed up in ghost form, Quickly Ruby pulled ghost boy, by his shirt into kiss before breaking it, "Ready team rwby for we are off to confirm this story. Danny the Map, To the lair of the god of animals, to meet Blake's maker!" Blake's eyes widen as Danny held the map, "Animal dog's lair!"
they vanished and an hour late they came back, And Blake's eye twitched, her left eye was now Blue, the hair on that side of her white like her ear. She held her face stunned, more so that she still fit in her outfit, as everyone clapped for her. the News appeared and She said one thing to Lisa who heard this tip, "Blake belladonna, you and your friends just went to see your Maker and god correct?" Blake nodded and added, "he is real Lisa, He's real, I looked my maker in the eye." She said stunned, "I need time to process what I have seen." She walked off behind her a cat tail swung a second trait, so clearly not the only alteration the god did as she turned and said, "And Don't look at this tail, A dog put it their, making the tail and the booty it's hooked too holly and divine!"
The news to this clip had subtitle Divine booty. The Faunus where groaning she met their maker and that's what she said, Kail watching it, "I should be worried about what my maker did to my daughter but...Divine booty really you are making this a joke? Wait I am calling her! I got her number through the vine."
That night in Rwby's dorm Blake answered her scroll, "hello...Oh mom...Sorry was running form stalker, couldn't call...I was in shock...Mom...it's nighttime...I will wake my friends, call back tomorrow...I am tired...I looked our maker in the eye...I need to sleep...Also our God has some strong breath...He loves Danny...he was really honored to see the living dead boy, who is currently sneaking off with Ruby by walking through the walls with her!" Yang jumped up seeing them and ran into the wall hitting it and knocking back out, not thinking straight form tired. "That was her sister trying to stop it, she forgot walls hard. Okay night mom." She hung up and snuggled going, "...how did his tail have a snake head on it. ...ass faced god..."
Weiss rolled over her tan skin shining going, "Oh ...no Teddy no...I didn't mean to spill Tea on you...no no...don't beat my ass teddy, no no!" She was having a night mare, "No no Don't throw me in the tanning booth!" or was it a memory?
Outside the walls Ruby fulling dressed in her Kimono smiled holding Danny's hand as he turned human, they where off to go clubbing. They where meeting up with Jazz and Jaune a double date.
To be continued.