Killkrumpa crushes the head of the last T'au mech under his massive metal foot. The little blue gits and their friends had swarmed the Ork line in an attempted counterattack, only to learn the hard way what boot leather tastes like. Just for a laugh, Killkrumpa ported his entire army down and let them loose on the blue gitz. A huge T'au Battlesuit known as XV104 Riptide flies overhead before banking around and coming to a hover over Killkrumpa and then landing gently beside him.
"Enjoying the new body," asks Killkrumpa.
"I will have to make some modifications," says Red from the speakers of the Battlesuit. These T'au do impressive work, but still third-rate crap compared to what I used to have. I hate this galaxy. I say we burn it all."
"That is the general idea of a WAAAGH," says Killkrumpa.
She gives him a middle finger, and he laughs as he scoops their surroundings. His Boyz are stumping the shit out of what is left of the T'au force. The smartest of them are running for whatever passes of safety on a world currently being stomped by Orks, which is pretty much nowhere. They are just going to die tired.
"Eh, boss," yells one of his Meganobz, "Are we going to go stomp the 'umiez next?"
"Yeah, it looks like we have kicked all the sport of these gitz," says Killkrumpa as he turns to walk back to the waiting Boom Boom Crusha, "Let's go see if the 'umiez can liven up the day a bit. No Warp portals, though. We do this the old-fashioned way.
The Boyz loose a cheer that shakes the street before they all start to run in the wrong direction.
"Eh," roars Killkrumpa, stopping them, "The 'umiez is west, ya gitz!"
They all look at each other, confused, before Killkrumpa points in the other direction.
"That way, ya idjitz," says Killkrumpa.
They all began to cheer again as they turned and ran in the other direction. Killkrumpa palms his face as he turns and mounts the Boom Boom Crusha.
"Now, you feel my pain," says Red with a chuckle, "Damn, an Ork being frustrated by the fact that Orks are stupid. That has to be a first. I would almost think I made you too smart if not for the sheer dumbness of you wanting to charge through enemy guns for shits and giggles."
Killkrumpa grins back at her, "Oh, so you don't want to come?"
"No, I am coming," says Red as she rises into the air, "I just wanted you to know how dumb you are."
She streaks up into the air and heads west. Killkrumpa bangs on the hatch of the massive tank.
"Get rolling," yells Killkrumpa.
He laughs as the driver smashes the gas, and the Boom Boom Crusha flies forward as the rocket boosters in the back engage. Some of the Boyz are too slow to clear out of the way in time and go screaming under the massive treads to the howling laughter and cheers of their mates as they charge to play with the 'umiez next.