Hype Train

Chapter 1


(Loft apartment in Vale)

The Loft was huge, there was everything there. Expensive furniture, an 80-inch OLED TV, a weight set, and a gun rack with rifles, handguns, and ninjatos, all things that could end lives. A well-stocked kitchen, and to the far side of the apartment were racks of clothes and a king-sized bed with silk sheets, satin comforters, and soft pillows.

In the bed was a young man, with blonde hair splayed on his pillow, lightly tanned, scarred, buffed, with a 5 O'clock shadow on his face. He was a 6 foot 6, Arcadian Fighting Machine. His alarm went off, he reached over to turn it off.

He opened his frost sky blue eyes and sat up. He yawned and stretched, 'coffee…' he thought. He got up, revealing that he was in the nude. It was a good thing he was on the top floor of the building because everyone would be seeing everything, women would get hot and bothered, and men would get jealous.

After his first cup of coffee, he was alive. He went to the bathroom and got in the shower, it was a steam shower.

Later, he dried off and got dressed. He was now in a black and gold Under Armor T-Shirt, black cargo pants, boots, amber lens sunglasses, and a black leather vest with the words: I AM THE HYPE! on the back.

Then he grabbed his bags and weapons, an A K 47 merged with a shotgun, a pair of Glocks that can shoot elemental bullets, and a 'light saber ninjato'. He left and headed for the Bullhead station.


(Bullhead station to Beacon)

He was just waiting on the Bullhead, having a snack and coffee. He read the rule book and read in big bold letters: DO NOT WORRY ABOUT TRANSCRIPTS, WE DON'T ACCEPT THEM!

'Why do I get the feeling that someone is going to forget that rule?' He thought. That was when the Bullhead arrived, so he got on and settled in for a long ride.


(On the Bullhead)

He was just resting, on the way to Beacon. Some of the girls were looking at him.

"That's Jaune Arc!"

"Really?"

"The action movie star?"

"The one that won seasons 2 through 10 of the Valorant games?"

"The very same."

"Why is he headed to Beacon?"

"Maybe to be a teacher? I don't know."

"I do know this, he is fine!" Jaune must have heard her because he blushed in his sleep. Then it was almost time to land and someone woke him up.

"Huh?" He said.

"We're landing." She said, with Jaune stretched, yawned, and nodded. He nodded and got ready to get off.


(Beacon's Bullhead station)

Jaune got off and headed to Beacon.


(Beacon)

He walked to the school and headed in.


(Inside Beacon)

Once in, Jaune received a visitor's pass and went to see Ozpin. Along the way, he met one of his tormentors; Glynda Goodwitch. Jaune rolled his eyes. "Well, you're like a bad penny." She said,

"Yeah, I'm just that type of person." He said, "Anyway, I'm not here to cause you a problem."

"Then turn around and leave!" She swung her crop at him. He blocked, then pulled out one of his guns and pointed it at her forehead.

"Bitch, I already told Arcadia about you and what you did to me." Glynda gulped she knew her days were numbered. Jaune had walked to the elevator to see Ozpin.


(Ozpin's office)

Jaune got out and walked into the office Ozpin was in and saw Jaune walk in. "Well, it's good to see you again." He said, "Jaune."

He chuckled, "Good to see you too sir." He said and sat down. "So the council has got a problem. Arcadia is coming tomorrow. They are Not happy about what happened to me."

"Who is coming and what's going to happen?"

"Well, the Empress herself and about five of my sisters. Now, what's going to happen? Depends on the council; if they act like they have some sense, nothing. She takes me home, you'll never see me again. But, if someone runs their mouth, like say the Winchesters, We going to war." Ozpin gulped hoping that no one was that stupid. (Wishful thinking huh Oz?)


(Arcadian Empire)

In the throne room of the Arcadian Palace, a very beautiful woman was sitting there talking about what happened to her son and what they should do about it. Some were willing to go to war, Others were willing to talk, yet others just wanted to rescue their Prince and bring him home. The Empress was listening to her advisors and making decisions. "Alright, we are going to bring Jaune back home." She said.


(Beacon, Ohm's hall)

Jaune walked in and went to sit down to eat. He was just minding his own business and eating. That was when someone came over to him. He was reading some reports, on what was going on with the Arcadians in Vale. "What are you doing here, worthless?" Jaune looked up to see…

"Weiss Schnee," he said. Then looked back at his report, "I knew I smelled Grimm turds and baby shampoo. What do you want ballerina?"

"To know why you are here."

"Trying to stop a war between Arcadia and Vale. How about you?" He looked up at her, "How's that not being your father thing going? You know me, just curious." Weiss got mad and went to attack him but, he grabbed her arm, judo flipped her to the floor and pointed one of his guns at her forehead. "What were you going to do, again?" Just then Yang leapt at him and he threw a dagger at her cutting her cheek without even looking at her. "Hey Team RWBY? Next time, I won't throw a dagger." Everyone realized what he meant. Next time, Weiss was getting a bullet to the forehead.

"So, are you done?" Wiess was now showing fear and Jaune scoffed. "Look at you, you're scared, I thought you were Miss 'Bad Ass Huntress'.? Who's the real weak one? I may have faked my way in, but at least I got a set on me. You're getting mad at me because I'm not your type of people, Bitch you are not mine! Hey Ruby? Make sure Weiss gets to the nurse."

"Why?" She said fearfully, then…

BANG! He shot her in the stomach and got off. Then he grabbed his things and started to head off. Just then Yang attacked and he was all over her. With a final punch, sent her flying into the kitchen.

"Anyone else?" The entire hall was quiet, no one made a move. Just then someone played stupid.

"I'M GOING TO END YOU JAUNEY BOY!" It was Cardin Winchester, Jaune sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Here we go." He said Cardin swung his mace and Jaune dodged and punched him in the face. Grabbed and broke his arm, shot him in the shoulder, then stabbed him in his other shoulder with a hidden blade, and finally pointed the other hidden blade at his throat. "What's up Cardy-Boy?" He sniffed around and smelled something foul. "Wow, the big bad hunter pissed and crapped himself." Then he got up and started to walk away but stopped. Then kicked him in the crotch."See ya, Bitch boy!" With that, he left.

TBC