The Pride Parade
It was time, time for the huge Pride parade. Currently, Luz, Amity, Vee, Masha, Hunter and Willow were standing behind some metal barriers as they watched multiple parade floats drive past. One float had a life sized model of a gay English pop star.
The other float appeared to be two people. One a trans male and the other with a gender less flag on their cheek holding on to a banner with a rainbow made from what looked to be handprints.
"Wow! These are some amazing floats." Amity remarked.
"Yup." Luz agreed. "Look at all the expert craftsmanship."
"Especially from that attention seeking dancer." Hunter pointed to a twenty year old woman with silver paint on her face, black paint around her eyes, spiky blonde hair and dressed in what looked to be a pterodactyl trying to join a rock group.
"Look at me! Look at me! Look at how brave and daring I am!" She yelled with a voice of what could be only described as the voice of someone who has smoked too many cigarettes. "Hey! Look at how daring I am!"
"Who is that?" Willow asked.
"She's just some pop star who thinks she's daring just because she puts on makeup, talks like that and dresses up like a dinosaur." Masha replied. "I've seen much more daring movies."
"I'm more daring because I'm technically naked when I'm out of my human disguise." Vee said.
Luz came to that realisation. "Oh yeah! I never thought of that."
"I'm bi and I'm daring!" The pop star cried out.
"AND IT TOOK A LOT OF COURAGE FOR ME TO COME OUT!" Hunter screamed. "STOP THINKING YOU'RE UNIQUE WHEN THERE ARE OTHERS LIKE YOU!"
Luz looked at Hunter and Willow to admire the fact they had painted the bi flag and the pan flag on their respective cheeks.
"Nice of you to accept yourself, Hunter and for you to discover yourself, Willow." Luz remarked.
"It took a lot of courage." Hunter said. "I was worried that it would have ruined things with me and Willow." Hunger pulled his girlfriend in and kissed her head, causing the plant witch to blush. "But, I'm glad it didn't."
Willow smiled. "It was confusing with me. But, knowing something more about me, makes me a little happy." She stood on her tiptoes just kiss her boyfriend's cheek, causing the Grimwalker to blush.
"Where are the others?" Luz asked. "They can't be this late."
Amity rolled her eyes. "I hope Eda isn't causing too much chaos." She then looked at Masha and Vee with sympathy. "Hey, I'm sorry your Aunt made you feel horrible."
Masha shrugged their shoulders. "It's okay. Least Vee managed to scare her off."
Vee grinned. "Well, I knew if I showed my true self it wouldn't be as intimidating. So, I turned into all sorts of people. Including some I don't want to turn into again." She shuddered knowing that she had Belos in her memory.
Just then, Gus arrived with his new friend, Paul. "Hey, guys!"
Luz smiled. "Gus! What took you long?!"
"This place is crowded." Gus replied. "And Paul was judging some human pterodactyl.
"Who's Paul?" Hunter asked.
Gus pointed to Paul. "This is Paul. He's…" Gus slightly blushed. "…A new friend I made."
Paul looked surprised at Hunter. "You?"
"You?" Hunter seemed surprised as well.
Gus looked surprised. "You two met?"
"Yeah! He helped me accept being bisexual." Hunter explained. "Gotta say, thank you for being so cool."
Paul smiled. "Hey. It's okay. Anyway, Gus told me about you guys being witches and I'm cool with it." He then looked at Masha. "Hey, Mash, I knew you was weird but I didn't expect you to be a witch. Explains all the occult stuff and why I feel a chill in the air when I'm around you."
Masha looked confused. "I don't know if I should be offended or flattered by that statement."
Luz gave a nervous chuckle. "Paul, Masha is still human. The other four just so happen not to be."
"So, are all of you witches?" Paul asked.
"Witch." Amity replied.
"Basilisk." Vee stated.
"Witch." Willow said.
"Grimwalker." Hunter explained.
Paul looked surprised. "Wow, this is getting stranger and stranger. I mean, what's next? Does Hurricane Nora know a few witches?"
All of a sudden, they heard the sound of a violin being played as the incoming parade float came in. The violin sounded like an instrumental version of the iconic song, 'I'm Coming Out' by Diana Ross.
The group looked to the float which had rainbows all over as well as a bar for some odd reason. But standing on the bar counter, was none other than Raine Whispers playing their violin.
Luz and the others except for Paul raised a brow. "Wait, what is Raine doing on that float?" Amity asked.
"And is that…An Earth song?" Luz asked.
That's when, some smoke burst on the float and out came Hurricane Nora holding a mic. "What's up, my fruity audience?!" The crowd cheered. "Are you ready to start this party with Hurricane Nora?!"
Then, some more smoke blew up on the float and out came Eda. Now with a rainbow flash painted on her own bare belly and a mic in her hand."
"And Eda The Owl Lady!"
"EDA?!" Luz screamed in shock.
"Hey, Luz!" Eda yelled through the mic. "Gotta say, love your girlfriend's top."
"And is that Willow?" Nora asked. "Hey, girl! You feeling good?"
Willow smiled. "Yeah! Thanks!"
Masha looked surprised by this information. "Wait, you met Hurricane Nora?"
"Yeah, she helped me come out as pan." Willow explained. "She's a really good therapist."
Vee looked surprised. "She's a therapist?!"
"That's right folks, the Owl Lady's out on the prowl so you better be ready to hear my growl because…I'm coming out I want the world to know, got to let it show."
Then Nora began to sing as well. "I'm coming out I want the world to know, I got to let it show."
As Eda and Nora continued to sing that song, Luz was in complete shock with what she was seeing. Eda was on a parade float dressed in a very revealing outfit while singing with Hurricane Nora. She was so shocked that her jaw literally dropped.
Paul looked at Luz. "Is…Nora a witch as well?"
The Crossover You Didn't Want But Got It Anyway
So, throughout the story you've probably been wondering who was the mysterious pink haired teen seen throughout the story. Whom, as he speaks, is walking through the town of Gravesfield, Connecticut; Which doesn't exist where I come from, but then again, different universe.
For some reason, this writer was watching my series and thought it would be a humorous idea to put me in this fan fic based on some Disney series that got cancelled. I didn't watch it all the way through. I just skimmed through every second of the show and understood the story fully.
For those who don't know, my name is Kusuo Saiki from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. Yes, because you wanted this crossover. What were you expecting? Anne Boonchuy or Dipper Pines to show up?
You're probably wondering what I'm doing here, I got bored of my parents completely abusing my psychic power for mundane tasks such as opening a cupboard door. Because Dad said he didn't wanna stretch his arm too far or otherwise he'll tear a muscle or something. I also got tired of Kaido living in his fantasy world and going on about Dark Reunion.
Teruhashi is still being her narcissistic self. Let's face it, she can't live in a world where no one is attracted to her. Oh, and don't get me started on Nendo. Can't read his mind, can't leave me alone and can't eat anything except ramen.
So, I decided to take a vacation to the Owl House universe which unfortunately took a huge chunk of my power so I've been here for the last five days just as they charge up. Oh, and the currency. Before I left, I converted all the yen I had in my allowance into US dollars before I made the grave mistake of wasting my powers on a universe where the bad guy was obviously a religious zealot with a god complex.
For some reason, I wasted most of my money on a boombox and people have been using me as their DJ. I would have done something about it, but I wanted my powers to recharge so I just went and pleased them.
I don't know how I got into Pride Month but at least I found somewhere where I could embrace my asexuality without anyone being ignorant towards it. Cause let's face it, knowing everyone back in Japan, they would.
I find an abandoned ally to make my leave back to Japan. Good thing everyone is too stupid to notice that I'm gone or otherwise I'd be in a different manga. Ya know, I should come to this universe more often. People are annoying sure, but at least they aren't insufferable.
And you know what the best part about this universe is? There is no Nendo.
"Hey! You seem like a cool guy!"
You've got to be kidding me!
"I've never seen you before in Gravesfield! Do you wanna get some ramen?!"
Why did I speak so soon?!
Nora's Bad Morning.
It was just a regular morning for Nora and her boyfriend, Josh. It was the morning after the pride festival and the two of them were sleeping in their bed together.
That was when, Nora heard the sound of the alarm clock on her side of the bed beeping. Indicating that it was her time to get up for a brand new day.
She pushed on it, deactivating its obnoxious beeps. She got out of bed to reveal that she was wearing a t-shirt that appeared to be of a hurricane, referencing her alter ego.
She crawled up to Josh and made a purring noise. "Morning, sleepy head."
Josh made a groaning noise. "Nora…"
"Get up, mister." She kissed his ear a few times. "I gotta get to work."
"And I don't till five."
Nora used her finger to pry one of his eyes open. "But someone's gotta keep an eye on the house while I'm gone."
Josh groaned as a response and opened both of his eyes. "Okay. I'm waking up."
Nora jumped out of bed. "Hooray! Now you wait there while I get changed and no peaking."
She began to strut towards the bathroom to get ready to change while Josh stayed in bed. "I guess I could look at socials."
He opened up his Outstagram on his phone to look at what were in his feeds. And to his amusement, there was one about Aunt Sarah going on and on about how she was attacked by a demon snake creature.
"Ah, crazy middle aged people." Josh chuckled. "They need to get some serious help."
In the bathroom, Nora was busy gently placing her neatly folded clothes on the sink for when she got out of the shower.
She looked at her reflection in the mirror and exhaled and then inhaled. She did this method a few more times before putting on a more serious expression. "There we go. Goodbye Hurricane Nora, hello Dr Nora Hallie."
She removed her shirt to reveal a red bra. She looked at herself in the mirror. Analysing her body as she did.
That's when, she saw something that made her eyes go wide with complete shock, confusion and horror all in one.
She was completely speechless by what she was seeing in the mirror. Horrified even. That's when she screamed to the top of her lungs.
In their bedroom, Josh heard the sound of Nora's screams and sat up. "Nora?! Are you okay?!"
Nora ran out holding her hand right where her midriff is looking panicked. "It's okay, Josh. I just saw a spider. I'm fine."
Josh however looked at his girlfriend with a stern stare. "Nora, why do you have your hands on your stomach like that? Do you have a cramp?"
"Yes! A cramp! That's what it is!" Nora lied.
Josh raised a brow. "You don't look to be in a lot of pain. Nora, are you okay?"
Nora exhaled. "Josh, this is gonna be a shock. But…" She removed her hands from her stomach to reveal that her belly button was missing.
Josh squinted his eyes a bit before they went wide again in shock. "Woah! Nora, what happened to your belly button?!"
"I don't know!" Nora exclaimed. "I looked in the mirror and it's gone! How can this happen?!"
"Stay calm, I'm coming out of bed." As Josh got out of bed, he suddenly had trouble placing his footing as he suddenly collapsed face first on the floor.
"Josh!" Nora ran to her boyfriend to check if he was okay. She kneeled down and pulled his head up. "Are you okay?"
"I couldn't stand for whatever reason." Josh replied. "Is there something wrong with my…" He sat up to look at his feet and was in shock with what he was seeing. "…Feet." His feet were intact it was just, they were both his left feet. "What?"
"I'm pretty sure these are deformities, but they at least have scientific explanations!" Nora exclaimed.
"I don't think a missing belly button and two left feet have any kind of explanation." Josh said.
Nora stood up and pressed her hands against her head. "Okay! Okay! Okay! I need to wrap my head around things!" As she turned around, Josh noticed something on her back.
"Nora there's something on your back." Josh said.
"What?" Nora panicked. "What is it?!"
"Nora, I think it's your belly button."
Nora looked confused. "I'm sorry, what?"
Josh used his phone to take a picture of the strange anomaly on her back and sent it to Nora. She looked at the picture her boyfriend sent her and went wide eyed in shock. There looked to be a navel on her back.
Luckily, she could reach for her back and began to poke around till she found her belly button. She poked it and even moved her finger around it, causing her some shock.
"I….Have a back button?!" Nora exclaimed. "What?! How? Uh! I…This has to have a scientific explanation!"
"Well how can your belly button suddenly become your back button?!" Josh exclaimed. "Who do we even call to fix it?!"
All of a sudden, they heard a knock on their door. Quickly, the two panicked as they had to hide their strange deformities.
Nora quickly put on a shirt while Josh managed to climb up on his bed. The therapist answered the door to see a girl around 17 years old with brown hair, green eyes, crooked ears and was dressed in what appeared to be a tuxedo with a bow tie.
"You Nora Hallie?" The girl asked.
"Uh….Yeah?"
The girl offered her hand. "Viney Sunflower. I fix problems. May I come in?"
Nora, though reluctant, allowed the strange girl to enter her home which was a nice house with two floors.
She lead Viney upstairs to her's and Josh's bedroom. "Nora, who's this girl?" Josh asked.
"She says her name is…Viney?"
"Viney Sunflower." She nodded her head. "And I assume this is Josh?"
"Yeah. Why are you here in my house?" Josh asked.
"Edalyn Clawthorne sent me." Viney replied. "Tell me, have you or have you not consumed a liquid substance native to the Boiling Isles known as apple blood?"
Josh and Nora looked worried. "Apple blood?!" Josh asked.
"Could this explain the deformities?!" Nora exclaimed.
"Deformities?" Viney asked with intrigue.
"Well…Nothing major…" Josh said before Viney removed the sheets from Josh's bed to look at his feet. "….Well, except for that."
"Two left feet." Viney remarked. "Oh boy, that will be a struggle."
The witch then approached Nora and grabbed the hem of her shirt to look at her stomach to see that she was very navel-less.
"And no belly button." Viney remarked. "Turn around." The therapist reluctantly turned around so Viney could lift the back of her shirt up. Viney looked at the woman's back midriff and poked it.
Nora laughed at the tickling sensation. "Okay, that tickles."
Viney exhaled. "Wow, she even predicted it."
"It was the apple blood?!" Nora exclaimed. "It caused this? I mean, do you have any idea how strange it would be to have a back button?!"
"Hey! My cousin has a back button and is extremely sensitive about it!" Viney chided. "Alright, yes, Edalyn Clawthorne did give you apple blood. But what she fails to realise is that apple blood is not made for human consumption."
"So, why did she drink it?" Josh asked. "Why did Eda drink it if it's bad for her?"
Viney grinned. "Who said Eda was human?"
Nora and Josh looked worried. "What do you mean Eda isn't human?" He asked.
"She's a witch." Viney explained. "A witch from the Boiling Isles."
"What?! You're joking aren't you?!" Nora then thought back to Eda as a person, her comments and her strange bodily autonomy to random things. "Ooooooooh, that might explain a few things."
"Wait, does that mean….You're a witch as well?" Josh asked.
Viney did a point and click gesture. "Bingo!" She drew a spell circle which caused Nora's hair to be rendered less messy and more straight.
Nora began to feel her hair. "Oh…Thanks." Then, Nora began to get angry by that information. "So wait, that Owl Lady knew that her drink would put a spell on us?!"
"No, just a side effect." Viney explained. "Don't worry, there is a cure." She reached into her pocket and pulled out a vial of blue liquid. "Both of you drink this. It will cure you of your side effects in a day tops."
Nora took it and drank a small sip. She then handed it to Josh who did the same thing. Josh gagged. "It tastes funny."
"No it doesn't." Viney said. "It tastes like the regurgitated fairy slime."
Nora and Josh looked at Viney with disgusted looks on their faces while the witch looked confused. "WHAT?! On my world, it's a very delectable sauce!"
Years in the Future
Ayzee Noceda-Blight, the daughter of Luz and Amity Noceda-Blight; Pandora Park, daughter of Willow and Hunter Park; Milan Sunflower, daughter of Viney and Skara Sunflower; And Boscha Junior AKA, Jay; The last one speaks for itself; Were walking towards the door to the Human Realm.
"So gang, are you excited?" Ayzee asked her friends and girlfriend.
"Yes!" Pandora and Milan exclaimed.
"Yaaaaayyyyyy." Jay said with a deadpan response.
"Alright, my Mami has made it very clear about our disguises." Ayzee said. "So…Have you got something to cover your ears?"
Pandora positioned her hair so her ears were hidden, Milan did the same thing whilst Jay just put on some headphones. Ayzee put on a bandana.
"Really, Jay, headphones?" Milan asked.
"Yup." Jay replied.
"You have long enough hair." Pandora pointed out. Jay just shrugged her shoulders as a response.
"Alright, human currency?" There was silence. "I said human currency."
Pandora looked confused. "Ayzee, that was your job."
Ayzee groaned. "Oh, shoot! I knew I forgot something! I'll be back." Just as she was about to leave, Milan removed her backpack from her back.
"I knew you'd forget." She opened the backpack to reveal there were a bunch of dollars and cents in her pack.
Ayzee smiled at her girlfriend and kissed her on the cheek. "You are a life saver! Alright, Mami said that witches can digest human food. Except for Taco Gong. Witches for some reason apparently can't stomach it."
Pandora raised her hand. "Ayzee, I have a question, what are we gonna do with Jay?" She pointed to the pink witch, whom was picking her nose.
Jay noticed that everyone was staring at her and quickly hid her hands behind her back. "What? I wasn't doing anything!"
Ayzee cringed. "No offence Jay, but it's your skin."
Jay looked at her hands. "What about it?"
"Humans don't have pink skin."
"So? I'll just say I have sunburn." Jay suggested.
"I don't think they'll believe it." Milan said.
Jay groaned. "Oh man! I was so looking forward to be away from another day of my Mom nagging!"
"Sorry Jay, I guess you're stuck here." Ayzee said.
Then Pandora raised her finger. "Wait, I have an idea."
Soon, the trio were painting around the bits of skin that were exposed. Which included her head, arms and most of her abdomen.
"Is this going to take long?" Jay asked.
"We're almost done." Pandora assured her. "And…Viola!"
Milan looked skeptical. "You sure she might pass?"
"I'm sure." Ayzee assured her girlfriend. "A lot of people like to paint all over themselves."
Turned out, they had painted Jay as the colours of the bisexual flag. Leaving only her pink skin exposed while the other sections were either purple or blue.
Jay exhaled. "I look ridiculous don't I?"
Ayzee shook her head, Milan cringed while Pandora couldn't help but chuckle. "No, of course not."
Jay narrowed her eyes at her best friend. "Pandora, if I find out I look ridiculous, I will paint all over your body as revenge."
Pandora shrugged her shoulders. "Fair."
Ayzee Noceda-Blight, Pandora Park, Milan and Jay are original characters made by MakMark on Reddit. Check out their work if you haven't.