A/N (Author's Notes)

Okay first things first i want to say THANK YOU all of you who have read this story (and practically blew it up) i wouldn't have done this chapter two if the reviews were really really negative but all of you made it really really positive. The whole 52 follows I MEAN FIFTY TWO. That's a lot (in my perspective at least) so i just wanna say thanks and hopefully i will see more of you in the review segment.

Beta readers: Donaldorito,Jellyslime.

The truth has been silenced hush now Jellyslime you have seen nothing(f**k)

Donaldorito say hello to the readers, Hello everyone this is my first time actually getting to interact with you all so I hope you will find my work entertaining. (Donaldorito is going to write exclusively with bold and underlined letters)

And now for the second child it's time for you to say hello Jellyslime, It is I thou art Jellyslime and thou ist working with Optymos pryme on this FanFic. Idk if thy work will entertain thou but I hope. (Jellyslime is gonna be communicating exclusively with Bold and italic letters)

As god I command thee to face each other in a fight to see who gets promoted and who gets demoted (the winner gets an additional cent to their salary(HELP I'M BROKE!)(LAIR!)

Alright then let's begin Rock, Paper, Scissors… shoot!

Alright then let's begin Rock, Paper, Scissors… shoot!

(In jjk narrator 's voice , specifically the one that tells about hakari's technique) (CRINGE!)(Fair) (Shut)

As they both released their chosen weapon Donaldorito yelled out with all of the power in his lungs ROCK! Looking at Jellyslime's shocked face as he pulls out his scissors. Donaldorito turned around and proclaimed victory. All the while leaving Jellyslime to pull out his ultimate swapping technique (cheating) as god himself (me) saw what the outcome (after the swap) he simply turned around to Donaldorito and asked "are you blind?" Donaldorito turned around to see his opponent using paper… Donaldorito could only lower his jaw at the outcome (it truly was his defeat) ("now Donaldorito I am lowering your income by one cent")(NO IT CAN'T BE! HE CHEATED I SWEAR!) ("Im sorry my hard worker I was wearing my headphones so I can't tell") (semi real convo btw)

Okay now that we got that over with let's get to answering questions (I think that they are questions at least) Donaldorito And Jellyslime will read out the questions for me to answer (if you wish to see your questions answered about this story just put up a review and i'll do my best to answer them without spoiling)

First question by Jjhon34: Will yuji get different companions or the same?

Thanks for the question and i will tell it to you like this Yuji will be with the main group of KonoSuba (Mostly because I am too lazy to make a whole other cast)(damn some writer you are)(There isn't a need to smear shade like that)(Watch your tongue Jellyslime your salary is in my hand)

Second question by BeetleRUs(It wasn't necessarily a question but we need to clarify this):

Yuji is already op, black flashing increase potential thus more exp and he spams basically on demand exp boost that is op.

First things first black flash does not increase potential it unlocks past your maximum potential so it doesn't grant exp boost but it does grant temporary stat benefits. Secondly he can't actually black flash on command. (I don't really know where you got that from but thanks for the question/Statement?)

Third question(also not necessarily a question but optymos pryme said to include it so meh) by Franklen165:

Thanks Jellyslime (screw you) Aqua will have a natural Hatred towards Yuji because of his heritage and his nature as a death painting plus his cursed energy is malevolent due to it(mostly being from sukuna)

Thank you for the (half) questions and I hope to see more by the time I start writing chapter three

Jujutsu kaisen is owned by gege akutami and KonoSuba is owned by Natsume Akatsuki

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Yuji walked up tothe register to sign up. "Hello I came here to sign up to become an adventurer" Yuji told the woman at the bar.

"Great then, please hand over the registration fee" Yuji deadpans, and with a shaky voice he stammered.

"R- registration fee?!" he said as he started deflating as he fell to the floor.

"Yeah, did you not know of the registration fee?" the woman asked as she looked down at the now prone Yuji.

Looking up at the woman with a defeated look in his eyes before he answered her question "N-No" he admitted while searching his pockets for money (they were emptier than optymos pryme's head)(now is not the time for beef, chill the fuck out!) (BLASPHEMY) (would you two mind butting out the narrator is talking) but to no avail.

Yuji thought for a moment (which was rare)(claimed to be a stray by optymos pryme)(It was more like a targeted orbital strike) (would you two settle down already last I checked its not your tale) (BLASPHEMY I SAY) (no) (damn) Yuji looked at the woman and asked her "Do you have any idea on how to make money?" He asked with a raised hand.

The woman looked over the teenager for a moment, before placing a hand on her chin in thought. "If you are looking for a job I can help you find one in this tavern" At the mention of a job Yuji perked up with hope. He looked at all the benefits of becoming a worker at this tavern, first he will (probably) get a discount on food and other living expenses. Cons he never really did anything like this in HIS LIFE so… to say it will be challenging would be quite the understatement.

"Thanks I'll give it my all" Yuji gave his answer after an astounding ten seconds.

The woman smiled, holding out a hand as she said "welcome aboard, my name is Luna, it will be a pleasure to work with you from now on." she said before looking at Yuji expectantly.

(10 seconds later) Yuji finally reached out with his own hand before properly introducing himself. "My name is Yuji Itadori, and it is very nice to meet you." He said with a slight bow.

After a moment Luna grabbed Yuji to meet the boss. The boss was very and I mean VERY VERY….old. "Well, Yuji, this is the boss of the tavern. He is a very powerful mage, the most powerful in axel, and his name is Shigekuni."

If Yuji would be honest it looked like the poor man was going to turn into a pile of bones in a matter of minutes.(Foreshadowing) (a BONEY foreshadowing)(Hush)

He is a frail old man with a completely bald head, except for one braid of hair, while he is wearing a white robe with swirly black patterns.

Luna proceeds to tell Yuji, "Normally no one is allowed to enter shigekuni's office without permission, but he almost never gives it. So, the only time someone is allowed to enter the office is when they want to introduce a new recruit".

Shigikuni observed Yuji carefully before opening his mouth to speak. His voice was surprisingly booming and commanding "Tell me kid."

The old man paused looking over at the salmon haired teen "what makes you worthy of being an employee at my fine establishment?"

Yuji paused he was more confused than anything, "well I want t-"

"If you want to work for me, answer me these questions three."

And before Yuji could even think of a reply The old man continued, "What is your name?."

Yuji tilted his head before shrugging. If he had to answer these questions he would have to try his best "my name is Yuji Itadori."

" Well then Yuji Itadori, what is your quest?"

Yuji looked confused. These questions were really REALLY easy, even he could solve them….but these questions…they felt familiar like….like he heard them before. "I….I kinda just need money"

The old man looked over at Yuji before opening his mouth to speak, and with a booming voice he asked "WHAT WAS… the last time you saw a therapist?"

Yuji felt personally attacked for some weird reason he didn't really understand. "I-I uhh never did?" Yuji answered more confused than before and also still feeling very much attacked.

The old man replied, "Very well then, congratulations Yuji Itadori, you're hired."

Yuji leaned closer to Luna, before he asked her a question, his voice just above a whisper, "Does…. Does he always ask stupid questions?" Yuji questioned Luna with a deadpan expression

And Luna replied with, "well, yeah, but most of the time these questions aren't nearly as personal." Yuji sank forward in response to hearing what Luna said. After the interview? Was over.

Yuji and Luna left the boss to his own devices. Yuji could have sworn that the moment they stepped out of the room he heard something akin to a pile of bones dropping on the floor… ehhhhh… must have been his imagination.

Luna and Yuji walked down the corridor towards the lobby while Luna said, "Congratulations on the job, allow me to show you the ropes before you go."

A few hours later(in the spongebob french voice)

Yuji looked outside and saw the moon, wow that went by quickly. But he still didn't have a place to stay. He sank forward again at seeing this, he really needed a place to sleep (who was he? Toji Fushigoro?)

He looked over at Luna before he asked her "Do you know where I could maybe sleep for the night?" He may or may not have given her his best puppy dog eyes but it looked more like a dog that was kicked and left to die by the side of the road. (what the fuck is wrong with you?)

Before Luna could usher a response a bright blue light enveloped their line of sight, when the light finally dimmed down a single note could be found right on Yuji's face actually covering his line of sight, Yuji snapped the note from his own face and read it 'Dear Yuji, due to your unfortunate circumstances I decided to teleport you to a nice comfy tree, good night now.

Yours truly, Shigekuni. Yuji could only curse under his breath before taking in his surroundings. Around him he could see a stable nearby and he could also hear light chatting coming from there. He was in a lush green environment with plenty of trees and animal life to boot, all things considered it was a very nice place and also this tree was indeed comfy he could live like this. No ancient being in his head calling him a brat and whatnot, none of his friends were dying anymore ("not that he has any at the moment") and the atmosphere was nice this new world was truly going to be his for the taking he thought to himself he might want to investigate the stable, but for now he decided against it, fatigue was taking over and he really didn't feel like investigating the stable at the moment.

Yuji could only sigh before hopping on a branch as he slowly began to fade from consciousness.

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("Meanwhile at the stables. Allow me to introduce you to Kazuma Satou. Kazuma is another human from Japan who… definitely didn't have a very very VERY embarrassing death cough cough Konosuba episode one cough cough")("Why do you gotta do him like that?") ("it was very funny tho") ("Kazuma has brought with him Aqua the (useless) goddess of water")("good riddance")("couldn't have said it better myself. Speaking of Aqua, she was currently shaking Kazuma while he was still sleeping.

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Aqua was furiously shaking Kazuma out of his slumber "Kazuma wake up and help me find something!" Aqua commanded Kazuma.

Kazuma slowly and groggily woke up, as his eyes opened he saw (and felt) Aqua aggressively shaking him "Aqua what are you doing, its like 2 in the morning" kazuma said still half asleep.

"KAZUMA KAZUMA WAKE UP!"

"I'm up, I'm up, what's wrong?" he said with an agitated look on his face.

"KAZUMA THERE'S SOMETHING HERE, I CAN SENSE IT. IT'S LURKING SOMEWHERE NEAR. WE HAVE TO FIND IT" Aqua yelled out in panic.

"You can sense what?"

"SOMETHING EVIL, SOMETHING FOUL, SOMETHING… CURSED" (GET IT?)

"Aqua it's two in the goddamn morning go back to sleep, i'm sure it's nothing" he says while closing his eyes.

"KAZUMA KAZUMAAAA" she yelled. But to no response.

"FINE, I DON'T NEED YOU, I'LL JUST GO FIND IT ON MY OWN. YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR AN ADVENTURER!" a slightly angry look grew on Kazuma's face

She slightly opened the stable doors and peaked her head out, only to see nothing but darkness(cuz it's night duh) she suddenly grew tense.

"You know what… i-i'll just go to sleep" she said with teary eyes.

"I-it's probably nothing" (definitely) she sprinted to her blanket and *tried* to go to sleep.

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It was now morning and Yuji opened his eyes to see wood? He could also notice that he wasn't feeling very comfy anymore... almost like…. He wasn't on the tree anymore, wait.. He could feel wood beneath him, yep….he was no longer on the tree which brought up the question 'where am i?' Yuji thought to himself before he finally decided to look around. It was very obvious where he was after he looked to his side to see one of those annoying little notes stating, 'Dear Yuji, when I teleported you to the tree I did it out of pity. But now the time to rest is over, but before I send you to work I have to tell you that… you really and I mean REALLY stink, so before you could go and make my place really smelly I decided to teleport you to the bath house so you could clean up. Good luck, from Shigekuni.'

Yuji had an annoyed look on his face after reading the note, before he decided to check if what the big boss said was true as he took a whiff….Oh….Oh No, Yuji's face contorted with a mix of disgust and annoyance he really REALLY wanted to tell the boss he was wrong…but he really couldn't, so he decided to do this shower swiftly so he could get out of there. So he did, (I am not going to describe the scene further)

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After Yuji was done he went to grab his things before heading to work.

He arrived to work a bit before opening. He saw a few familiar faces as he entered before knocking on Shigekuni's door just to not receive any answer. But suddenly, out of nowhere a large mouth appeared(immense PTSD btw) on the door and Shigekuni's familiar voice could be heard. " State your name and purpose or leave immediately."

"Yuji Itadori, and I need my uniform…if I have one… " Yuji answered the magic mouth's question While sweating immensely.

"Did you try looking for it?"

"No" he said bashfully

"THEN IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM! Go search for it first, if you have problems go looking for Luna and she will help you. NOW LEAVE" The mouth instantly closes as the final words come out of its mouth.

Yuji was wide eyed for a moment before he decided he should ask someone that could actually help him.

"Oh hello Yuji, is there anything you need help with?" Luna asked Yuji when she saw the pink haired boy approaching

"Umm, yeah…i need to find my uniform if i have one" Yuji told Luna and in response she brought him to the staff room

"Here. Your stuff should be around here," Luna said pointing at a locker, to which Yuji went. The staff room had green walls and lines of lockers well very old looking lockers but they seemed to get the job done. Even though it has only been some hours it seemed as if Yuji already had his own personal locker.

Yuji opened his locker to unveil what looked to be server clothes in those a red colored button up shirt, black jeans, black suit and black tie with red accents "woah" Yuji said surprised that they already made him an outfit, but he feared how uncomfortable it would be. He sighed before he picked the clothes and went to get changed.

Yuji stepped out of the changing room and to be fair he looked a bit more like a server (his scars didn't help him in that matter). He went to check in to work, finally he took a deep breath before he began working.

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Meanwhile at the stable.

Aqua finally woke up. It was already noon and Kazuma was gone off doing whatever it was that SH-NEET did this time of day, she stretched away the fatigue as she didn't feel that malevolent thing near her anymore. She let her shoulders drop before she would get on with her day, ever since the vassal of the demon king came around a couple of days ago she had to start working part time to keep up with her drinking probl-I mean 'hobby'. So she went to do her construction part time.

Now that we are done with that thing for a bit let's check out what Kazuma is doing "Explosion Explosion Explosion Explosion Explosion" …oh… his with…a red wearing small girl chanting about, sigh explosions… alright I see how it is.

(A few hours later)

The sun was setting and Aqua finally finished her work so she could finally go indulge her drinking 'hobby'. She was striding down to the adventurers guild with a bounce to her step "finally I get to go drinking" Aqua thought to herself before a sudden influx of that same malevolent feeling impacted her once more, there was visible sweat drop on Aqua's cheek as she felt it, she shook her head as much as, she wanted the evil thing to know her wrath she really felt like drinking. So she shook her head before continuing on her merry way, she totally ignored the feeling getting closer the closer she got to the tavern.

Meanwhile with Yuji.

To say he was having a rough day would be an understatement, yeah, he could punch first grade curses all day every day but this…yeah this he couldn't really do well yet. Good thing about being super strong was that he didn't really need to go for more than one trip. He was also underaged so he was rather confused when people told him to go serve beer and other alcoholic beverages and that the other people told him to go ahead while he WASN'T MONITORED, yeah this place was crazy. The upside was that not too many ordered stuff so he had a lot of time to check the pictures on his phone. That was the easy part the hard part was interacting with these psychopaths, he didn't really understand how to do his job well on the interaction side of things,

And because that was more than half of the job he was having it rough but he was going to have it even rougher with this next customer.

Aqua finally after two minutes of walking made it to her destination, she didn't really think about anything she sat down and called the closest server to get her order. It was a pink haired boy with two scars on his face which is unusual enough by itself, but she was able to ignore it,

Because of another unusual thing about him. Which was the CURSED (GET IT PART 2!?)(hey that's my joke) aura this teen was emanating.

She really wanted to jump on this thing and exercise it, but she really wanted to order "Hello my name is Yuji, and I will be serving you today" the creature of darkness told her.

But Yuji couldn't really ignore the way she was looking at him.

"I will catch him off guard after I get my drink" Aqua thought to herself as she continued staring at the boy "alright I want a drink and make it quick" she told the server while failing to hide the murderous intent behind her words. Yuji turned around to grab the weird blue haired girl a drink. As he turned his back to Aqua, Aqua almost couldn't hold back but still managed to.

Yuji returned after a minute or so with a drink in hand "here you go miss will that be all?" Yuji asked Aqua(naively) and with a small smile (oh how careless can a boy get?)

"That would be all" She said with a condescending voice.

"Alright then, enjoy your drink." Yuji said as he turned around to walk away.(YUJI, WATCH OUT!) (it's too late)(this is Jellyslime btw)not a moment after Yuji turned his back to Aqua, she seized the opportunity and pounced on yuji's back trying her best to exercise him.

"DIE VASSAL OF THE DEMON KING!"

"AHHHHH, SOMEONE GET THIS CRAZY LADY OFF OF ME!"

The two idiots had this quarrel for at least ten minutes(if you are wondering why no one helped? It's due to the fact that everyone was too drunk to care.)

Finally after someone got Aqua off of Yuji, the boy pointed at the goddess before speaking, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"

She responded with the exact same energy "NO, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" she screamed while pointing at Yuji.

"I ASKED YOU FIRST SO YOU HAVE TO TELL ME FIRST"

"NUH UH!" Aqua responded while crossing her arms and looking away childishly

"YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, YOU POUNCED ON ME. I DESERVE ANSWERS!" Yuji told Aqua while he was getting closer to her.

"I DON'T OWE A DEMON ANYTHING" she said doubling down.

"I AM NOT A DEMON!" Yuji said annoyed with this girl's antics.

"HMPH"( a brilliant retort from Aqua if you ask me) she said as she threw a bit of eris on the table before leaving with her drink in hand.

A/N

And cut!. Hello again it is I the author man back again after a bit more than a week. Hope i didn't keep you waiting too long this chapter is a bit longer and has a bit more characters in it so i hope none of us fucked them up too badly. if we DID please don't be afraid to tell us in the review segment. i hope you have a lovely day and please do tell your opinions here, and if you have questions for my betas just ask them they will answer to the best of their abilities. Anyway I hope you have a good day, good night and a lovely afternoon wherever you are.

Hi everyone Jellyslime here, i just wanted to say that i was the one who wrote the scene where Aqua senses Yuji's aura and tries to wake up Kazuma to go search for it. So if anyone has any criticism for my writing I would be happy to receive it.