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Previously...
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Lincoln, being told by his horrible past experience, feared that there would be a crack between two families.
Lori: "Yeah! Lana and Lola are right! This is outrageous!" [forcefully snatches the hockey ball from Boy Lynn]
Boy Lynn Jr: "Ah- HEY!" [surprised]
Loki: "Hey! What's that for!?" [surprised, mad]
Luke: "That's rude of you, pal!" [mad]
Lane: "Yeah! Not funny at all!" [mad]
Lori: "Oh, sorry. Actually, I mean no harm nor interruption on your 'morning sports program' or whatever that is." [shrugs at Loud brothers]
Lori: "But if you want to do anything else rather than morning bath, DO IT OUTDOORS!" [points at the stairs, angry]
Luna: "Yeah! We all want to take a bath!" [angry]
Luan: "This hall is already booked beforehand! Haha! Get it?" [jokes]
Luan: "But seriously! You can't play here at the morning like this!"
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He was right: The siblings would eventually wage a war. Now, Linka was terrified.
Leif: "Laundry and tissue roll piles in the bathroom are normal, bud! WHAT IS IT TO YOU!?" [stands alongside Lexx]
Lana: "I'm going to shove your ugly mug into the closet IF FLOATING POOP THERE IS ALSO NORMAL FOR YOU!" [about to punch Leif]
Lexx: "YOU WANNA MESS WITH MY BRO!? HUH!?" [confronts Lana]
Lola: "YOU WANNA TOUCH LANA WITH THAT DIRTY HAND OF YOURS!? AFTER MY BODY!" [confronts Lexx]
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However, Lincoln, 'Man with The Plan', had come up with a plan to stop the civil war, once and for all.
Linka: "…Do you- Do you think this will work?" [doubtful]
Lincoln: "Do you have any better idea?"
Linka: [slowly shakes her head]
Lincoln: "Let's do this, then!"
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CHAPTER 4: THE LOUD SIBLINGS WAR
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[1216 Franklin Avenue.]
[Sunday, 3rd March.]
[11:00 AM.]
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Linka: "Li- Lincoln! Wait!"
Lincoln: "-?" [stops walking for a moment]
Linka: "What if… What if your plan fails? We're facing 2 prime forces colliding with each other! It's… It's going to be a rock and a hard place situation for us!" [still worried]
Lincoln: "Well… If we fail… Then we're most likely done for."
Linka: [gulps]
Lincoln: "Our chances are slim. Honestly, I'm not even sure if we can walk out of this alive. But… We are not alone. Time and stealth still side with us, and they are just all we need. It's now or never, Linka."
Linka: [hesitant]
Lincoln: "Hey. You said it yourself that this is not going to be a big deal. We're going to save our siblings, okay? Trust me." [shows hand, tries to convince Linka]
Linka: "…" [looks at courageous Lincoln, slowly becomes encouraged]
Linka: "…Okay." [grab Lincoln's hand]
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The white-haired twins were up to something. But that's for later. As for now, let us return to the bedroom belonging to Lori & Leni where an emergency sibling meeting was underway and see things unfold.
Lily: [sits]
Lisa: [sits]
Lola: [sits]
Lana: [sits]
Lucy: [sits]
Lynn Jr: [leans by the doorframe]
Luan: [sits]
Luna: [sits]
Leni: [sits]
Lori: [stands on podium]
Lori: [repeatedly knocks her shoe heel on the desk, signaling the beginning of meeting]
Lori: "Sisters. Thank you for your attention. Now, I'm pretty sure that all of you know why we are gathering here."
Leni: "Hmm… We are going to plan our summer vacation?" [raises hand]
Lori: "That's not literally the one, Leni! Alright, that's one point, but as for now, we are literally facing a far more pressing matter!"
Lori: "We are here to DISCUSS ABOUT THOSE DELINQUENT BOYS WHO RUINED OUR MORNING!" [fiery speech]
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In a little mean, on the front yard, another meeting was also on a roll.
Loni: "We're going to discuss about what we are going to do after we are home?"
Loki: "Loni! Forget it for a while. Now, right in front of us, lies a much bigger problem!"
Loki: "We got to do SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE SELFISH AND HEAVENLY GIRLS WHO NUMBERED OUR FUN!" [fiery speech]
Luke: "YEAH!" [shouts]
Lane: "NOT FUNNY AT ALL!" [shouts]
Boy Lynn Jr: "TRAITOR!" [shouts]
Luke: "Death for them." [raises his fist]
Leif: "UNCOOL!" [shouts]
Lexx: "RAISE HELL!" [shouts]
Levi: "MONARCHY SHALL FALL!" [shouts]
Leon: "GRAAAAAAAWW!" [screams]
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2nd floor…
Lori: "Lynn, what do you say about the strange kids who didn't mind piling on our dad despite being 10 times heavier?"
Lisa: "Correction, it might actually be 5 times or lighter, but go on." [interrupts]
Lynn Jr: "UNSPORTIVE!"
Front yard…
Loki: "Lynn, what's your opinion about our female pal who turned her back on us?"
Boy Lynn Jr: "NO MERCY FOR LIARS!"
2nd floor…
Lori: "How about our bathroom, Lans? What are we going to do with those who vandalized it?"
Lana: "Well I think THEY SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN BATHROOM!"
Front yard…
Loki: "What's in your mind when they snatched our hockey pin and our hockey field?"
Leif: "I FEEL LIKE A POOR KID WHO LOST HIS CANDY!"
2nd floor…
Lori: "Now LOOK AT ME! ARE WE GOING TO JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH WHILE THOSE RAVENOUS DOGS DESTROY EVERYTHING!?"
Loud Sisters: "NEVER!" [shouts]
Front yard…
Loki: "DO YOU WANT YOUR LIFE TO BE CONTROLLED AND OPPRESSED BY SOME CRANKY CHICKS WHO THINK TOO AHEAD OF THEMSELVES!?"
Loud Brothers: "THEY GOT TO BE KIDDING US!" [shouts]
2nd floor…
Lori: "WELL I SAY, WE COME AFTER THESE CRAZY PEOPLE AND TEACH THEM A LESSON!" [fiery speech]
Loud Sisters: "YEAH!" [shouts]
Front yard…
Loki: "THEIR TYRANNY ENDS NOW! WHO IS WITH ME!?" [fiery speech]
Loud Brothers: "ME!" [shouts, raises their fists]
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After that fiery speech of hatred, Lori busted her room door wide open, and followed by her sisters, she walked downstairs where the Loud brothers had already been waiting for them.
Finally, the face-off moment had begun, with the living room set as its stage.
Lori: "Ah ha! How convenient of you and all your brothers to be here, Loki! Because we have something to say about YOU!" [confronts Loki]
Loud Sisters: "YEAH!" [shouts behind Lori, in a rank]
Loki: "Oh, finally! How thoughtful of you and your sisters to come visit us! You know what? Me and my bros also have a message for YOU!" [responds Lori]
Loud Brothers: "YEAH!" [shouts behind Loki, also in a rank]
Lori seized the initiative.
Lori: "ME FIRST!" [angry, points herself while pushing Loki back]
Lori: "Since the first moment we met, I thought that we could live in peace and harmony because we literally have a lot of things in common! But after all tragedies that happened today, I WAS WRONG!"
Lori: "TURNS OUT YOU AND YOUR BROTHERS ARE LITERALLY THE WORST, DIRTIEST, WILDEST, AND THE MOST UNCIVILIZED MEN I HAVE EVER MET!" [points and pushes Loki]
Lori: "I SUGGEST YOU AND YOUR BROS BEHAVE, BECAUSE YOU ALL TWISTED WACKOS LOVE DESTROYING LITERALLY EVERYTHING ON YOUR PATH!"
Loud Sisters: "THAT'S RIGHT!" [shouts]
Loki: "Ooh, so that's what's on your mind about us!? Well, thanks for the tip! Now what are you going to say about yourself, huh!? Is it that make-up on your face you look through the mirror every day!? AND NOT YOUR ILL-TEMPERED DEMEANOR!?" [responds]
Lola: "HEY!" [feels offended]
Loki: "DO YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE HOMEOWNER HERE, YOU CAN ALWAYS FEEL SELF-RIGHTEOUS BEHIND ALL YOUR TIGHT RULES!? WELL I DON'T THINK SO! LET ME TELL YOU, YOU CHICKS ARE NOT ONLY RUDE, BUT ALSO SELFISH, HEAVENLY, COMPLAINER, AND THE WORST ONE, WHINER!" [pushes back Lori]
Loki: "YOU WANT MY HINT!? HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE A SIP AND CALM DOWN A LITTLE BIT, BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE ACTING LIKE A B $%*!"
Loud Brothers: "HELL YEAH!" [shouts]
Hearing such a profanity word spat from Loki, Lori almost lost her control over herself.
Lori: "WH- WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?" [almost blows up]
Lori: "Uh- I mean- Hellooooooo? Our rules are not without reason, you know!" [tries to keep her cool]
Lori: "Listen! The rules of the house are made and respected BECAUSE SO FAR, THAT'S WHAT KEEPS THIS HOUSE FROM TOTAL DESTRUCTION!"
Lori: "AND YOU BOYS ARE LITERALLY TOO DEFIANT TO EVEN CARE ABOUT IT!"
Lisa took a step forward to strengthen Lori's argument.
Lisa: "Unfortunately for you, my eldest sister is speaking the truth. So I have analyzed your pattern of behavior and run the numbers, and we have the results." [begins speaking]
Lisa: "Don't get mad, this is what I found: Your behaviors resemble those of Neanderthals, which are basically primitive humans, and definitely far inferior to Homo sapiens!"
Levi couldn't take that lightly, and he countered the statement.
Levi: "Whoa, whoa! Wait a second! Hellooo? We currently live in 21st century, the late modern era where our civilization is far beyond its time thanks to our genuine ancestors, and accusing someone as primitive as Neanderthals is a humiliating insult!" [interrupts Lisa]
Lisa: "Ah. Pardon me, but I'm speaking the truth. Of course, I won't share my research summary as you can listen if only you lived a more healthy and disciplined life!" [shrugs]
Levi: "Hoo, so you're turning us into the subject of your imbecile research without our consent! That's a crime against the law of freedom!" [upset]
Lisa: "Again, I'm deeply sorry for invading your privacy, but my devotion is as clear as crystal. I do what I must do, mainly because of my concern about your future. And for your information, none of my research are imbecile!"
Levi: "So that's what it is. What if I say, I OBJECT, MADAME?" [furious on Lisa]
Lisa: "THEN I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOUR NEXT ARGUMENT, SIR." [confronts Levi]
The others became eager to throw their piece of mind.
Leif: "I told you already bathroom being dirty is normal! Why shouldn't it? We wash away stains and waste there! Pee-poo-ing, changing clothes, toothbrushing, ALL IN BATHROOM! DID YOU JUST FORGET THE TRUE PURPOSE OF BATHROOMS!? BATHROOMS ARE LIKE DUMPSTERS! BUILT TO BE DIRTY AND STINKY!" [comes forward]
Lana: "Don't say that like we don't get the point, you insolent brat! I might stink and eat mudpies like you do, but you forgot one thing. THE MAIN PURPOSE OF BATHROOMS IS TO KEEP US CLEAN AND HYGIENIC! AND HOW ARE YOU GOING TO THAT, IF YOU EVEN HAVE NO CARE TO YOUR OWN BATHROOM!?" [mad at Leif]
Lexx: "What? Do you mean wasting 3 hours in the bathroom on your facial mask, spa, and 'fancy bathtime'!? WHY DON'T YOU JUST SLEEP THERE AND SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN YOUR BATHROOM AS WELL!? I BETTER LIVE STICKING WITH THE SMELL OF SWEAT RATHER THAN DYING IN FRONT OF THE BATHROOM, WAITING FOR YOU TO GET OUT!" [responds to Lana]
Lola: "JUST SAY THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO ME, LEXX! SO THAT'S WHY YOU TURN OUR FANCY AND BEAUTIFUL BATHROOM INTO NO BETTER THAN A CITY DUMPSTER!? JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE MAD AT ME!? URGH, LANA WAS RIGHT! YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD YOUR OWN BATHROOM, IN THE BOTTOM OF TALL TIMBERS LAKE!" [confronts Lexx]
Loni: "Alright! This is how my brothers are, and do you all think doing laundry on all those laundry piles is easy!? I might be the only bro here who at least has a care about fashion out of all my brothers, but washing that big mount of laundry while no one cares about it slowly makes me insane! What should I do!?" [stressful]
Leni: "That's where you're wrong, brother. You're not washing them right! As the 'Funager' aka 'Fun Manager' of Royal Woods Reiningers, I think I can help you to do sanitary routine with more fun!" [tries to persuade Loni]
Loni: "…Waw. Really? I never thought there would be another way to do laundry!" [curious]
Leni: "Hehe. Believe me, all you need is a little bit of boost and challenge. And you are going to get them from this girl!" [smiles]
The other Loud siblings from each faction were not pleased with Leni & Loni forming their own mutual pact instead of waging conflict.
Lori: "Ahem. Leni, can you literally read the room?" [flat face, interrupts Leni]
Loki: "We are at war here, Loni. What are you thinking, talking to our enemy like that!?" [flat face]
Leni: "What? I'm just trying to help! Everyone wins, right?" [mad at Lori]
Loni: "Yeah, she's just trying to help, and she did help me!" [mad at Loki]
Welp… Back to the conflict.
Lucy: "I have to admit. Our vandalized bathroom looked even worse than it was if we went with my plan to paint it black."
Luna: "Like that song from The Rolling Boulders!"
Luke: "Hey! The correct one is The Rolling Stones!"
Luna: "Shut up! I ain't talking to ya!"
Luke: "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?"
Lars: "Black paint… Actually I had the same idea once. But because, you know, no one really cares about our bathroom… I just get myself rid of it." [responds to Lucy]
Lucy: "Sigh… One word, ironic. But let's cast that aside for now."
Boy Lynn Jr: "Hey! Why did you turn your back on us at that human pile!? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!" [mad at Girl Lynn]
Lynn Jr: "Heh. Actually I don't mind if you pile on friends, siblings, or whoever they are, as long as they are as young as you." [shrugs]
Lynn Jr: "But you should have thought twice if YOU'RE GOING TO PILE ON YOUR PARENTS! I STILL MIND MANNER ON THEM, YOU KNOW!" [mad at Boy Lynn]
Boy Lynn Jr: "WHAT DID YOU SAY!? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MANNER!? WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE I WAS 5 AND IT'S NORMAL!"
Lynn Jr: "YOU WANT TO KNOW MY PIECE OF MIND!? I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BETRAYED MY HEART!"
Lane: "OUR MOOD WAS DONE FOR, THE MOMENT YOU SNATCHED THAT HOCKEY PIN FROM US! THAT AIN'T COOL!"
Luan: "YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S MORE UNCOOL!? YOU SNATCHED OUR PRIVILEGE TO TAKE A MORNING BATH!"
Lily: "BAD LEON!" [mad at Leon]
Leon: "LILY UNCOOL!" [mad at Lily]
Lily: "BAD. LEON."
Leon: "LEON DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU ANYMORE."
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That's some hot conversation as you can listen. But that was just the moment before things got even hotter.
Loki: "ENOUGH!" [forcefully stops the hectic chat]
Loki: "You might not care, but WE'RE SICK OF YOUR RULES, WE'RE SICK OF YOUR OPPRESSION, AND WE'RE SICK OF YOU BUNCH OF PUSHERS PUSHING US AROUND!"
Lori: "Well, fine if you don't like it. MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME VISIT US FROM THE FIRST PLACE!"
It felt like there was a dead end. Enough with verbal, time to move on to physical.
Loki: "AAAAARGH! YOU KNOW WHAT!? THAT'S IT! THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT WHO'S RIGHT!"
Lori: "YOU WANT TO PICK A BRAWL ON US!? YOU'VE GOTTEN IT! COME RIGHT AT US AND WE'RE GOING TO BE THE ONE WHO'S LEFT!"
Loki: "We're going to see about that… BROTHERS! LET'S SHOW TO THESE CLUCKIN CHICKS WHAT WE ARE TRULY CAPABLE OF! CHAAAAAAAAARGE!" [signals the attack]
Lori: "SISTERS! TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS! REPEL THOSE INVADERS! ATTAAAAAAAAACK!" [signals the attack]
And with that signal, everyone scrambled onto the battlefield, eager for a massive clash.
Loni: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
Leni: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
Luke: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
Luna: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
Lane: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
Luan: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
Boy Lynn Jr: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
Lynn Jr: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
Lars: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
Lucy: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
Leif: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
Lana: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
Lexx: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
Lola: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
Levi: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
Lisa: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
Leon: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
Lily: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA~~" [charges forward]
It was on. The moment we have been waiting for. The final showdown.
It's 10 boys against 10 girls. Which side shalt prevail?
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Loki: "LET GO OF ME, WILL YOU!? OUCH!" [punches Lori]
Lori: "HELL NAH! YOU LET GO OF ME! UGH!" [scratches Loki's face]
Meanwhile, somewhere on the ground, far from the heat of war…
Loni: "Uuh… H- Hey, we're good, right? To be honest… I don't want to beat the pulp out of you!" [ducks down scared]
Leni: "Yeah, well… Me too! Actually, I hate fighting at all! Especially when it comes to fighting you!" [ducks down scared as well]
Lori: "Hey, Leni! What are you doing!? FOCUS!" [happens to glance at Leni, mad]
Loki: "Don't let your guard down, Loni! GET BACK HERE AND FIGHT!" [same]
Leni: "Uhm… Pardon me, but you heard it too, right?" [points back at Lori & Loki]
Leni: "I… I hate to say this, but they were right. Sometimes, we do what we must. I'm… I'm truly sorry, Loni." [sad]
Loni: "It's okay, Leni. It's okay. I just hope that…" [sighs, pats Leni's shoulder]
Loni: "Ah- Hey, I just got an idea! What if…" [begins whispering]
Leni: "…!" [listens]
Leni: "OMGosh! You're truly a genius, Loni!" [squeals out of joy]
Loni: "This way, nobody gets hurt. Let's do it!" [boldly smiles]
Both began pretending to fight, then they fell and played dead.
Loni: [winks]
Leni: [winks back]
Back into the fight…
Lily: [fights Leon]
Leon: [fights Lily]
Luna: "I heard everything from Lincoln." [faces Luke]
Luna: "I heard you shoved his head into a closet. IS THAT TRUE!?" [angry]
Luke: "Well, if that is, SO WHAT!? HE IS A BOY! AND HE'S GOT TO BE TAUGHT TO BE A MAN!"
Luna: "Ooh, we're going to see how manly you are AFTER I SHOVE THAT SMARTASS FACE OF YOURS INTO THE CLOSET!" [punches Luke]
Luke: "COME AND GET IT!" [punches Luna back]
Lynn Jr: [faces off with Boy Lynn]
Lynn Jr: "I hope you're not holding back JUST BECAUSE I'M A GIRL! COME ON, SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!" [taunts]
Boy Lynn Jr: "Ooh, I'm not backing down! Never in my life! ROUND SIX, BABY! THIS TIME, NO MERCY FOR YA!" [attacks Girl Lynn]
Lynn Jr: "HAHA! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! BRING IT ON!" [fights back Boy Lynn]
Lily: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" [still fighting Leon]
Leon: "GRAAAAAAAAAAW!" [still fighting Lily]
Lucy: "En garde. May the strongest wins." [prepares her battle stance]
Lars: "I wish, your blood is tasty…" [unsheathes his vampire fangs]
Lucy: "After my dead body." [pulls out her death scythe]
Lars: "HISSSSSSSS…" [begins hissing like a hungry vampire]
Lucy: "HISSSSSSSS…" [same]
On another side of the battlefield, another kind of warfare raged; trench warfare.
Lisa: "Come on, Luan! Reload those pies on the mortar!" [aiming with her pie-ejector machine from her trench]
Luan: "What do you think I'm doing!? Loading all these pies with cream all over your hands ain't simple, you know!" [carries a dozen of pies]
Levi: "Target in sight! Helm to 37, elevation 30 degrees!" [aiming]
Lane: "PIE READY!" [finished reloading]
Levi: "FIRING!" [fires his pie mortar]
A pie flew in a short distance trajectory with Lisa's face as its destination. Direct hit.
Lisa: "Auch!" [gets hit, falls]
Luan: "Li- LISA!" [startled, comes to aid her]
Lisa: "Lu- Luan…! A… Avenge me…!" [moans, dying]
Luan: "R… Rest in peace, Lis. You are and will always be, my most intelligent sister." [mourns]
Lisa: "Sigh… ENOUGH WITH THE DRAMA! I'M NOT REALLY DYING, LUAN!" [upset]
Luan: "Hihi… Sorry, I just got carried on!" [giggles]
Levi: "Haha! Direct hit! Come on, Lane! Reload the mortar again!" [cheers]
Lane: "I know! Wait a-" [happens to spot a flying pie]
Lane: "LEVI! TAKE COVER!" [shouts]
Levi: "!?" [got hit by a pie thrown by Luan, falls on his feet]
Luan: "Ooh! You want to play rough, huh!? FINE! YOU ALL ARE GONNA HAVE A TASTE ON THE FURRY OF THIS COMEDIAN!" [on berserk, carries pies on both hands, ready to fling, stands on her trench parapets]
Lane: "…Wait a second. Do you mean… fury?" [a bit confused]
Luan: "I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND, LANE!" [begins barraging Lane with a salvo of pies]
Lane: "GAAHHH! GET READY, LUAN! THIS ONE'S FOR LEVI!" [carries the pie mortar like a light machine gun, begins firing at Luan]
The battle also raged on in another sector, with its own unique twist.
Lana: [on a brawl, unaware that she is fighting Lola]
Lola: [also unaware that her opponent is Lana]
Lola: "LANA! STOP!" [stops fighting]
Lana: "!? Lo- LOLA!?" [stops fighting too, shocked]
Lola: "Why did you attack me!? Our enemies are those wicked and twisted twins! ARE YOU BLIND!?" [mad, points at Leif and Lexx who are also fighting each other]
Lana: "I'M SORRY, OKAY!? This battle is too chaotic I can't compare your face with their ugly mugs!" [shrugs, mad]
Lexx: "HEY! DO YOU MEAN MY FACE IS UGLY, ISN'T IT!?" [feels offended by Lana's complaint, halts the fight for a moment]
Leif: "IT AIN'T I WHO SAID THAT, LEXX! STOP! IT'S ME!" [upset, already beaten to pulp by his own brother Lexx]
Lexx: "Le- LEIF!? I'm- I'm sorry! This is for the first time I get involved in this chaotic fight!" [shocked, steps back from Leif]
Leif: "We should have fought those up-to-no-good sister twins! Not beat on each other! WHY ARE WE ALWAYS LIKE THIS!?" [mad]
Lexx: "D- Don't ask me! How should I know!? Maybe it's that your face begging to be punched!" [shrugs]
Leif: "OOH, YOU ASKED FOR IT, FOOL! MAYBE IT'S YOUR FACE WHO NEEDS A GOOD BEATING!" [angry, points at Lexx]
Seeing that the situation of both sides was only deteriorating with no progress at all, Lola decided to broker a short truce in order to revise her battle plan.
Lola: "Uhh… Hey! You two!" [calls out brother twins]
Lexx: "WHAT!?" [already mad]
Lola: "Save your anger for later, Lexx! If you don't mind, I'm asking for an excuse to talk with my sister. We gotta rethink our strategy! What do you say?" [bargains]
Lexx: "Grrrrrhhh… You know what? You got a point this time. Fine! Us two need a plan revision too!"
Lola: "So that settles it. Lana!" [asks Lana to discuss eye to eye]
Lana: "What is it, Lols?" [comes to Lola]
Lola: "Change of plan: We switch target. You go after that bastard prince while I handle your doppelganger. What do you think?" [whispers]
Lana: "Do you… Do you think this will work? What if I happen to attack you again in the process?" [doubtful?]
Lola: "Hehe. I gotta admit it, Lana. Turns out you can be brutal in the battlefield, especially on toe-to-toe with me. Come on, this is just gonna be like another derby on Monday! You'll get used to this." [chuckles]
Lola: "And no need to worry! I have thought about your concern. We're gonna split up, and then we're gonna flank and crush them. How about that?" [evil grin]
Lana: "Ooh! Why didn't you say that earlier, Lola!?" [smiles, squeals]
Round 2 for the quadruplets.
Lana: "You know what? I HAVE NO REGRET FOR PULLING YOUR HAIR! YAAAAAHOOOOOOO!" [charges at Lexx with insanity]
Lola: "ME TOO! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" [charges at Leif, also with full insanity]
Lexx: "HAH! THAT'S A BIG MISTAKE, GIRLS!" [already prepared to fight Lana]
Leif: "DO YOU REALLY THINK WE'RE STRANGERS TO DERBY FIGHT!?" [begins fighting Lola]
Lana: "HEHEH! NOT AT ALL! BUT AT LEAST THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN! RIGHT, LOLS!?" [laughs]
Lola: "THAT'S RIGHT! LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN GO CRAZY TOO!" [evil laughter]
The prolonging war began to take toll on both sides; exhaustion.
Lily: [looks tired, but still fighting nonetheless]
Leon: [running out of steam]
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The war would go on for another 10 minutes.
No side's backing down. No one's pulling punches, until…
Rita (Girls): "KIDS! STOP FIGHTING! NOW!" [comes from the parents' bedroom, angry]
Rita (Boys): "ENOUGH WITH ALL THIS MESS!" [stands beside her double, angry]
Lynn Sr (Girls): "WOULD YOU MIND TELLING US RIGHT NOW," [stands beside his wife, bandaged, angry]
Lynn Sr (Boys): "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!?" [stands beside his wife, bandaged, angry]
Loki: "D- DAD!?" [startled, stops fighting]
Lori: "MOM!?" [stops fighting too]
In a blink of an eye after hearing the wrath of their parents, all the kids stopped fighting.
Everyone was in a grave shape, and the living room used as the battlefield was in an even worse condition.
Lynn Jr: "W- We- We can explain-!" [scared]
Boy Lynn Jr: "This… This ain't like what you folks think!" [scared too]
Rita (Girls): "No need. We have seen everything!" [counters the petty reason boldly]
Rita (Boys): "We thought you could all mind your manner around this part. We were wrong!" [angry]
Luan: "We- We were just trying to restore peace by teaching these boys a lesson, they called the first shot!" [scared]
Lane: "Hey, stop talking nonsense! You were the one ruining our morning by-" [feels offended, interrupts Luan]
Luan: "You want another piece of pie on your face!? HUH!?" [furious at Lane]
Rita (Girls): "ENOUGH! ONE MORE MESS AND YOU ALL ARE GONNA SLEEP AT THE BACKYARD WITH NO CAMPING GEAR!" [shouts loudly, sick of the sibling infight already]
Loud Kids: "!" [shocked, remains frozen out of fright]
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Rita (Girls): [inspects the kids, then exhales and begins her speech]
Rita (Girls): "Kids. You are already mature, all of you. You're not toddlers, not anymore. You should have understood that as fellow siblings, no matter brothers or sisters, you should watch each other's back."
Rita (Boys): "We live here as a guest. As a good guest, we should pay respect upon the homeowners, and try our best not to make their days harder, as the sign of our gratitude upon them."
Rita (Girls): "The same also goes for us homeowners. We must serve and treat our guests as best as we can afford, considering that our guests really need our help the most."
Lori: "B…"
Loki: "But…"
Lynn Sr (Girls): "Look, if you guys don't want to share and prefer resorting to fight just to get anything you want, you're no better than babies and toddlers fighting for a toy!" [mad]
Lily: "Heeee…?" [confused]
Leon: "Haaaa…?" [confused too]
Lynn Sr (Boys): "How about you look over there! Turns out, there's some of your siblings who at least can still think better than you lot! Are not you ashamed of yourselves!?" [mad, points at the sofa]
Levi: "What the…?" [looks at the sofa]
Luna: "Is- Isn't it-!?" [tries to recognize whoever is sitting on the sofa]
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You might wonder, where were Lincoln & Linka while literally every Loud sibling was busy fighting?
As it turned out, they were much closer than what the kids thought.