Responding to reviews:
gman5846: Yeah, Duncan came earlier since he had stuff to do.
Tjm: Cody's popular in general, not just in my fics. He was not even in TDA. You'll see if he's in the AS cast when we get to it.
Guest: Glad you liked the episode and hope you enjoyed Paris too!
"Previously on Total Drama…" Chris began the recap. "Newfoundland showed us a whale of a time. Literally. FYI, we did not set this up in advance. Man's got a gift. For being hindered by animals. Anywho, DJ was bummed about his "curse" and wanted to lose, but this time around, he just couldn't lose because Alejandro and Heather were messing with him every step of the way. 'Kay, that's twisted. In the end, Team Victory and Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot tied for first and the Amazons, with newcomer Duncan, were spared because it was a reward challenge of the lobster kind. Hm-hm. Fiber. Fifteen players are still fighting for a million clams. Who's gonna leaver the fold? And who's reggae gold? Find out now on Total. Drama. World Tour!" he ended the recap.
(Theme song)
Cut to Team Chris and Victory getting facials in first class. "Winning really is everything! Especially now that Lindsay's here too!" Tyler said.
"Aw, you're sweet!" Lindsay said next to him as they kissed badly since they couldn't see.
"Says the guy who frenched a cod." Eva said.
"And PS, it was a tie." Bridgette said.
"Eh, who cares? Winning is winning!" DJ said as he held a bowl with the lucky fish in it.
"I thought you wanted to lose?" Bridgette said.
"I did, but after yesterday, I'm a new man! I'm ready to win this whole thing!" DJ said.
"Really? Wow, that's awesome!" Bridgette said.
Confessional: DJ
"Ever since we won in Newfoundland, I've started to feel like I could win this whole thing thanks to my lucky charm, Irene. Can you believe she lifted my curse? I know, it's amazing. As long as she's okay, I'm golden." DJ said as he hugged the fish bowl.
Confessional: Bridgette
"DJ's happier now, which is great! But still, I just feel that something's off about this whole thing. I just don't think fish are the cure for losing streak curses." Bridgette said.
Confessional: Alejandro
"Irene. I didn't expect DJ to bond with my handiwork, but the symbol I painted on her is holding up well. And his confidence is blooming, which is tragic and delicious." Alejandro said.
Owen ate the cucumbers on his face. "Ugh, it's a facial, not a fruit plate." Noah said in disgust.
"Noah, don't you see? It's both." Owen chuckled.
"Owen! These chairs are spring loaded! Watch this! Whoo!" Izzy said as she bounced off her chair, accidentally kicking Owen in the kiwis.
"Oh! Why is it always the kiwis?!" Owen mumbled.
"Whoops, sorry Big-O!" Izzy chuckled.
Cut to economy. "Economy can kiss my aching butt. Ugh. I bet Alejandro's in there right now making Team Victory feel welcome. That jerk." Heather said.
"By the time we win our way back into first, the whole place is going to smell like dude and crazy." Courtney said.
"I'll take dude over leaks any day." Gwen said.
"Eh, this place is pretty chill compared to juvie." Duncan said as he laid down.
"Really? Just how bad is that place?" Gwen asked.
"You get used to it after a while, at first it's kind of annoying at limiting, but I met some of my best buds there. Hey, maybe we should commit arson or something together Pasty so I can introduce you." Duncan said.
"Hah, I might think about it." Gwen replied.
"Stop with the criminal stories! You're my boyfriend, so you should stop being such a nuisance to society! I'm not gonna date a criminal." Courtney told Duncan.
"Ugh…" Duncan rolled his eyes.
Confessional: Duncan
"I didn't wanna be here, but now that I am, I plan to win. And I won't let Courtney or anyone else stand in my way. Last time, I lost because I was too focused on her crazy ass. Last time I make that mistake. The more time passes, the less interested I become in our relationship." Duncan said.
Cut to first class. "I've made up my mind. I'm gonna break up with Izzy once and for all." Owen told Noah and Eva.
"Honestly, I thought you'd do it earlier." Eva said.
"Finally." Noah said.
"I still like her, but she's so–" Owen tried to say but was interrupted.
"Completely crazy?" Eva said.
"Nutty? As a ten ton bag of pecans smothered in peanut butter encased in a cashew the size of China?" Noah said.
"Tastes like shoe polish. Ha ha ha." Izzy said as she ate an airbag upside down.
"Aw, she's happy." Owen said.
Confessional: Eva & Noah
"Those two have the weirdest relationship I've ever seen." Eva said.
"You're telling me." Noah replied.
"Uh, Team Victory has three members left. I know they won't dissolve until two are left., but we're prepared to welcome them as full-time members of our team if you allow it." Alejandro said as Chris walked by.
"Looking for a numbers advantage again over Team Amazon after Duncan's return, eh? No dice." Chris replied.
"What if they choose to swap teams? Like Sierra and Izzy did in Egypt?" Alejandro said.
"No more swaps and that's final." Chris replied.
"It's okay. The teams are probably gonna merge soon anyway." DJ said as he came.
"Wrong. Convo over. Chris out." Chris said as he left.
"It's okay. We'll survive. My curse is gone thanks to Irene. I even won the last challenge." DJ told Alejandro.
"Uh, tied." Tyler said from a chair.
"Exactly! If we keep it up, we might make it all the way to the finale together." DJ said.
"I would love to see that!" Alejandro said.
Confessional: DJ
"This is the happiest I've ever been! I'm on a team with two of my closest friends, and with Alejandro, I've got an ally who's reliable, dependable, and totally trustworthy." DJ said.
Cut to Chris and Chef in the cockpit as the plane started shaking. "Um, are we out of gas?" Chris asked.
"Yeah. 'Cause you spent all our gas money." Chef replied.
"Ahem. Attention, passengers…" Chris said and then screamed into the PA as the contestants screamed as well while the plane fell.
"We're all gonna die!" Owen yelled in first class.
"Tell mama I love her!" DJ yelled.
Izzy was in front of a door. "Izzy, we need to talk." Owen told Izzy as he approached her.
"Ooh. You'll have to catch me first! Last one out's a rotten egg! Ha ha ha." Izzy said as she jumped out the door while Owen was sucked out and crashed into the ground.
"Oh, wha? I'm okay? I'm okay- oh my spine! Great dobs of Chutney, that smarts." Owen said as he rubbed his spine while Izzy landed next to him.
"Perfect landing. Not even a scratch. Ah!" Izzy said the plane crashed on top of them.
Cut to everyone in front of the crashed plane. "Two airports on an island the size of a Post-It stamp and he misses both. But somehow, it's my fault." Chris angrily told Chef.
"You blew our money for the season on Chris World." Chef replied.
"Chris, Owen and Izzy need help!" Eva said as she and Courtney tried pulling them out from under the plane.
Confessional: Owen
"Ah, no biggie. Just a concussion. Can you parents my phone and worry them not to tell Santa?" Owen chuckled.
Cut to Owen and Izzy being taken away by an ambulance. "Izzy and Owen are gonna be fine. Thanks to travel insurance, help is on the way in six to thirty-eight hours." Chris said.
"What about the rest of us?" Bridgette asked.
"Well, we're out of gas, plane's busted, and we're broke. But the show must go on. We can't waste any of this footage! Think of the hits we'll get on YouTube!" Chris replied.
"Where are we?" Tyler asked.
"Oh, I know! The beach!" Lindsay said.
"Jamaica, mon. We were supposed to land in Ochos Rios, but since somebody forgot how to glide, we'll have to do the challenges here instead. And fast. Before whoever owns this dump shows up and asks for a location fee." Chris said.
"Didn't you guys budget for the whole season?" Noah asked.
"Some things cost more than expected. Airplane-ready hot tubs don't grow on trees, you know." Chris replied.
"You must have an emergency fund!" Heather said.
"Spent it on our last fuel-up." Chris replied.
"Which went so well." Noah rolled his eyes.
"Grab your board shorts and meet me at the waterfall." Chris said.
Confessional: DJ
"Jamaica? Man this place brings back memories. Momma and I used to live here before we moved to Canada. I was hoping to come back someday." DJ explained.
Cut to Owen and Izzy in the hospital when Owen woke up. "Oh, Izzy! No! It's all my fault! I wanted to break up with her and the plane broke her up! It's like I made it happen with my mind!" Owen said as he saw Izzy unconscious when she suddenly woke up..
"Owen, I've devised a mathematical formula for infinite time travel." Izzy replied.
"Oh, this is so worse than I thought!" Owen said.
Cut to everyone in their suits on top of a cliff when Chris came in a Jamaican outfit. "Pretty blouse." Noah laughed.
"It's a dashiki, mon." Chris replied.
"Yeah, a woman's dashiki." DJ chuckled.
"What?" Chris said in shock.
"Can we get to the challenge please?" Duncan said.
"I like to call our first challenge "The Treasure Hunt of Death". We were supposed to do this at Dunn's River Falls, but this far more dangerous waterfall will have to do." Chris explained.
"So, it's another water challenge?" Bridgette asked.
"'Fraid so. Wanna say a few prayers DJ?" Chris asked.
"No need. I came prepared." DJ said as he took off his shirt and inflated a life jacket under it.
Confessional: DJ
"After nearly drowning in Newfoundland, wearing a life jacket full time just makes sense. Right, teammate?" DJ said as he held Irene's bowl.
"Your challenge begins with a dive off beautiful Wherever We Are Falls into the lagoon down below." Chris explained.
"Which is full of what, sharks?" Noah asked.
"Nope. Electric eels and sharks. Players must tag team dive into infested waters for as long as you can hold your breath to search the lagoon floor for pirate treasure. AKA, the gold chain Chef always wears on karaoke night. First team to bring me Chef's treasure wins a major advantage in the next challenge. So, good luck. Especially to Team I Am Super Duper Mega Whopper Hot. With Izzy and Owen out of commish, you'll have to work extra hard to make up for their absence." Chris explained.
"No problem. Tyler, it's your lucky day. You get to do all the dives." Noah told Tyler.
"Yeah! Wait…" Tyler replied.
Confessional: Alejandro
"Luckily, I don't need Tyler for his brains. I'm still not exactly sure what I need him for, but it's definitely not brains." Alejandro explained.
"Whoo! Let's do this!" Tyler cheered.
"I've got it in the bag!" Cody cheered.
"Wish me luck." Bridgette said.
"Ready, steady, Freddy, go!" Chris said as they jumped in the water.
"Woohoo, uh, oh no!" Tyler said as he fell in.
"Ah crap!" Bridgette said as she fell in while Cody gasped as he fell.
"Go, Cody! You show that shark who's boss!" Sierra said as Cody was beaten by a shark and Bridgette got zapped by eels as Tyler searched around.
Confessional: Tyler
"I don't see well underwater. I guess it's a trade-off for my super strong fingers. This one can bench press eighty pounds!" Tyler said as he flexed a finger.
Cody and Bridgette got out of the water while Tyler emerged from under it. "Whoo! I got the chains! Oh no." Tyler said as he held an eel which zapped him.
Bridgette tagged Lindsay who jumped as Cody tagged Heather. "You have beautiful form." Alejandro told Heather.
"What?" Heather said in shock and screamed as she fell and belly flopped.
"Nothing personal!" Alejandro said.
"Grr…" Heather growled as she sang.
"Tag me, come on!" Eva said as Tyler came to the top.
"Best two out of three! Woohoo, yeah! Oh man!" Tyler said as he ignored her and jumped again to find a tire while Heather came and tagged Sierra.
"Yah!" Sierra said and jumped in, causing a giant splash that got Heather, Courtney and Gwen wet and made an electric eel land on Courtney.
"Watch it, fanzilla!" Heather angrily said.
"Ahh!" Courtney grunted as she got zapped by the eel.
"Got it!" Gwen said as she grabbed the eel but got zapped alongside Courtney.
"Ow." Gwen and Courtney grunted in pain as Lindsay came and tagged DJ.
"Al- Ah!" DJ said as he accidentally knocked off Irene's bowl and caught it as he jumped in. "Whoo! That was too close! Good thing I'm not cursed anymore! Just gotta… Okay, slip off the jacket. You can do this, DJ. I can't! Okay, there's gotta be a way! I need more weight!" DJ said as he tried to sink in with the life jacket but failed.
"Whoo! I got i- aw, come on!" Tyler said as he emerged with a grandfather clock.
"You idiot! Try to find the chains!" Eva yelled.
"I think I'm getting burnt. Ow!" Gwen said as Heather came and slapped her, making her jump in. She hid behind a rock to hide from a shark and found the chains. "I got the gold!" she said as she held the coins while she emerged as Team Amazon cheered. Suddenly, she got surrounded by eels and was zapped as Tyler came on top of the cliff with a couch.
"Tag, I'm it!" Alejandro said as he tagged Tyler before he dived and jumped in, coming out while holding Gwen who was being zapped with the gold chains on his neck.
"He's got the chains!" Noah said as Heather ran down.
"Thanks for the delivery!" Heather said as she took the chains from him and ran back.
"Hey!" Alejandro said.
"Nothing personal!" Heather replied.
"I suppose I earned that." Alejandro replied.
"We didn't!" Noah angrily said as Eva and Tyler nodded.
"Pirate booty, check." Heather panted as she reached the top with the chains.
"Team Amazon wins round one!" Chris said.
"Woo-hoo, all right!" Duncan cheered.
"Yes!" Courtney cheered.
"Will Owen, Izzy, and Gwen recover? Will Chef fix the plane so we can leave while I'm still young?" Chris said.
"I don't know, did we land in the seventies?" Noah told Eva and Tyler before Chris pushed him off the cliff as he screamed like a girl.
"Find out after the break right here on Total. Drama. World Tour." Chris said without musical accompaniment this time. "Hey, where's my musical accompaniment?" he asked as Chef threw a boombox playing it at him, knocking him off the cliff as he smirked.
Cut to Gwen being rolled into the hospital with a hospital while being zapped. "Hey." Gwen said as she saw Owen and Izzy.
"Gwen, are you okay?" Owen asked.
"Nothing a little coma won't fix. Well, at least I'm out of the sun. What about you?" Gwen asked as she got zapped.
"Oh, I'm gonna be sand broke my fall. And I broke the plane's fall. And when the plane hit Izzy's head, doc says it fixed a blockage in her brain. She's so smart now, it's spooky." Owen explained.
"Synthesis equals teleportation. Of course. This'll render aeronautics obsolete." Izzy wrote on the wall.
"Um, was that English?" Duncan said as he entered the tent.
"I have no idea!" Wait, Duncan?" Owen said in shock.
"What are you doing here?" Gwen asked.
"Chris wanted one of us to see if you guys were alright, and I volunteered." Duncan explained.
"Wow, that's nice, Duncan!" Owen said.
"I mostly just wanted to get away from Courtney. She's on about the list thing again." Duncan said.
"Well, if you don't like being with her, I think you two should break up. I know from first-hand experience that sometimes it's better to end things before it gets worse." Gwen said.
"Hm, I'll think about it. Thanks Pasty." Duncan said as Gwen blushed and got zapped.
"Aw, you two would make a c-" Owen tried to say when suddenly an army man came with a rope. "Fuck! It's the Army!" he said as he hid.
"Say goodbye, Izzy. We're air lifting you home for special treatment." The army man said.
"Izzy's leaving the competition? For good? Oh, Izzy! Why did I ever wanna break up with you?" Owen said.
"I don't know, why did you? Adieu, hopefully we can meet again Big-O!" Izzy said as she was lifted by the rope.
"What? Wait! Izzy!" Owen sighed.
Cut to everyone else. "Team Amazon, as winners of the first challenge, you've also won this advantage for challenge number two." Chris explained as he pointed at Chef who was wearing a helmet.
"Helmets? Great, now what?" Heather asked.
"Oh, just a little something I like to call... The Bobsled of Death! Ta-da!" Chris said and pointed at a giant course and dangerous looking course as Courtney and Cody gasped.
"Whoa! No way!" Tyler said in shock.
"Ah. This one's gonna hurt." DJ said.
"Uh, is there a risk of breaking anything?" Lindsay asked.
"Yeah. The intern who tested it will be out of commish for... ten months, was it? We can't afford bobsleds, so you're gonna ride longboards in teams of two for Team Amazon and Chris and teams of one for Team Victory, bobsled style, down Chef's track and into the pool. Each team gets three runs. Fastest total time wins. Ready?" Chris asked.
"Ladies first." Heather told Cody.
"What?" Cody said in shock.
Cut to the infirmary. "Are you okay, Owen?" Gwen asked.
"Yeah, I just miss Izzy." Owen replied.
"Not like you won't see her again. Besides, thanks to her, you got sucked out of a plane and nearly died. And that was just today." Duncan replied.
"I know. You never know what to expect." Owen smiled as the music icon popped up.
"Oh no." Gwen said.
"Oh yes! This emotionally demented moment sounds like a song." Chris said as he came.
"We're in the infirmary, come on!" Duncan said.
"Or don't do a song and take the chopper home with Izzy." Chris replied as the song began while the artstyle switched.
[Owen]
I miss the way Izzy said hello, by hoofing me in the kiwis…
[He sang as he and Izzy ran toward each other when Izzy launched him by kicking him in his kiwis]
[Owen]
I miss the daytime when Izzy moved so slow…
[He sang as he was flung into the air]
[Gwen and Duncan]
Oh, oh!
[They sang backup]
[Owen]
'Cause other times, she'd get freaky!
[He said as he hit the sun, turning it into Izzy's head which ate him]
[Owen]
Oh, Izzy! Oh, Izzy! I, I miss you so! Oh, my Izzy! My little Izzy, why'd I ever let you go?
[He sang as he fell while he hallucinated about Izzy and hugged the real one when he saw her]
"Actually, she just got crushed by a plane." Duncan said as Izzy jumped out of Owen's arms.
[Owen]
I miss her smile, and the way she liked to bite, on my arm when there was trouble!
[He sang as Izzy ate him when he fell on a plate]
"Which was all the time." Owen chuckled as Izzy spat him out.
[Owen]
Oh, I miss the way she'd always say goodnight!
[He sang while falling sideways in a garden of Izzys]
[Gwen and Duncan]
Oh, oh!
[They sang as Owen stopped and was approached by two Izzys]
[Owen]
And boot me in the kiwis, double.
[He said as they kicked him in the kiwis]
"Ouch." Owen said as he fell in a boat from the water.
[Owen]
Oh, Izzy! Oh, Izzy! I, I miss you so! Oh, my Izzy, my little Izzy, why'd I ever let you go? Why'd I ever let you go?
[Owen sang as he fished out mermaid Izzy and then let her back in the water as he sighed while the artstyle switched back as Duncan patted him on the back]
Cut to Alejandro, Eva, DJ, Cody and Sierra at the start of the course. "Ah, DJ. If only we were teammates. With Irene by your side, you'll be impossible to beat!" Alejandro told DJ.
"That's the plan." DJ replied.
"Why are you being so nice to him? He's the enemy!" Eva angrily said.
"He's all alone. I feel a certain kinship. I hated to see him suffer. But you've seen how happy he is now. That's because I painted that symbol on Irene. To fool him into thinking his curse was over." Alejandro whispered.
"Wait. So you mean... he's still cursed?" Eva whispered back but was heard by DJ.
"What!? No!" DJ said in shock.
"DJ, you weren't supposed to hear that. Sorry, my friend. I was only trying to help." Alejandro sighed as DJ looked upset.
"Isn't this better than being mad? So we have to wait for a cash influx before we can jet. Great. Make the interns fill the pool and it's a paid vacation, bro." Chris told Chef as they sat on chairs.
"Eh, it's not horrible, I'll say that much." Chef replied as Owen came running.
"Hey, wait up! Doc says I'm okay to compete!" Owen said as tripped, knocking over Heather, Courtney, Noah, Tyler, Bridgette and Lindsay.
"Owen's back!" Chris said with a megaphone.
"Vacation's over." Alejandro sighed.
"Round one, Team Victory?" Chris asked.
"DJ, if you are reluctant, maybe you should give up?" Alejandro said.
"Thanks Alejandro but… no. I've realized that I let this "curse" nonsense hold me back for too long! I'm doing this no matter what!" DJ said.
"Wait, what!?" Alejandro said in shock.
"Team Victory ready!" DJ said as he slid down the course with Irene, perfectly navigating and landing on his two feet at the end. "Yeah, all right! Oh! Whoo! Woohoo!" he cheered.
"44.37 seconds! That's gonna be hard to beat!" Chris said with a megaphone.
"Yes!" DJ cheered.
"DJ, that was awesome!" Bridgette said.
"I can't believe you didn't crash!" Lindsay said.
"Heh, I guess I got too excited." DJ replied.
Confessional: DJ
"Did you see that!? Yeah, my confidence is fully back. This curse stuff was all just in my head." DJ said.
Confessional: Alejandro
"(censor beep), that was not the plan! Whatever, I can still think of something…" Alejandro growled.
"Team Amazon! Ready?" Chris asked.
"I've always wanted to go bobsledding!" Sierra said.
"I haven't!" Cody screamed as they slid down.
"So a military guy took Izzy away?" Noah asked Owen.
"Yeah. Maybe it's 'cause she's so smart now. She said she figured out time travel." Owen replied.
Confessional: Noah
"I think my brain has malfunctioned." Noah said.
Cody and Sierra crashed as they reached the end. "47.36 seconds, still behind Victory. Team I Am So Hunky-Dory Dreamy Hot…" Chris said.
"You ready for this?" Eva asked Alejandro.
"Trust your instincts. Ready!" Alejandro said as they slid down and reached the end.
"58.49! Team Victory still leads by a healthy margin! They take this round!" Chris said with a megaphone.
"Uh, we're all here now, you don't need to keep using that." Courtney said.
"Maybe I just like it! Round two!" Chris said with a megaphone.
Cut to Heather, Courtney, Bridgette, Owen and Noah at the start of the course. "Your lawyers know the show's contracts inside and out. Chris can't really kill us, right?" Heather told Courtney
"Not in my contract. But, who knows what they put in yours." Courtney replied as Heather gulped. They slid down and crashed hard at the end.
"Ooh!" Alejandro, Sierra, Cody and Eva winced in pain as Heather and Courtney wandered around dazed.
"Let's hear it for the helmets, people! The girls come in at 56.28! Better than the boys' first run! But not by much. Team I Am So Wicked, Wicked Hot!" Chris said as Owen and Noah slid down.
"Woohoo! A-ha-ha! Oh, ouchie!" Owen said as he got stuck in a tube, stopping them.
"Come on, suck it in!" Noah said.
"Okay! Woohoo! A-ha-ha!" Owen said as he did it, freeing them as they crashed to the end.
"55.16 for the men. It'll take a miracle to get out of last place now. Team Victory, ready?" Chris asked.
"Ready!" Bridgette said as she slid down.
Confessional: Bridgette
"I've actually gone bobsledding before. Sure, I've broken a few bones due to it, but hey, this challenge is gonna be easy due to that experience!" Bridgette said.
"Toast yet again. How's it feel?" Heather asked Alejandro.
"I have no idea. I haven't been toasted yet." Alejandro replied as Bridgette crashed in the end.
"45.01! Just barely below DJ's score, Bridgette widens Victory's advantage even more! Round three!" Chris said.
Cut to Cody, Sierra, Lindsay, Alejandro and Tyler at the start of the course. "Wow, Tyler, can you believe it? Our team will win again! We're gonna get a winning streak instead of a losing one for once!" Lindsay told Tyler.
"That's awesome Lindsay! I hope we both make it to the merge!" Tyler replied as Alejandro looked upset.
"Team Amazon, ready?" Chris asked.
"We're our only hope. You and me. It's destiny! Ready!" Sierra told Cody.
"Here we go again!" Cody said as they slid down, crashing in the end.
"53.41 seconds for a three-run combined total of... two minutes and thirty-seven seconds. Good, but will it be good enough?" Chris said.
"Should I trust my instincts like you told Eva?" Tyler asked.
"No! Pull your headband down and trust mine instead." Alejandro replied.
"Whatever you say, Alejandro." Tyler said as he pulled down his headband on his eyes as they slid down. Alejandro broke a piece of wood on the way and slid.
"The men are in first place with a total of two minutes, thirty-five seconds. Team Victory?" Chris asked.
"First place here we come!" Lindsay said as she slid down. She was doing alright until she saw the crack Alejandro made as it was heightened by a shadowy figure and screamed as she was launched out of course by it.
"Oh no! Lindsay!" Tyler said.
"What!? We were doing so good!" Bridgette said.
"Incomplete. The men win and Team Endless Non-Victory goes to the elimination room one last time. You know, if one of their members ever makes it back." Chris said as Owen, Noah and Eva cheered as Alejandro smirked.
"Grr…" Heather growled as Cody sighed.
"Well, I guess this is it for the team." Bridgette sighed.
"Hey, no matter what happened, I can still say I enjoyed working with you. Thanks for supporting me through all this." DJ replied.
"Thank you too DJ, you're the nicest person here." Bridgette said as they hugged.
Confessional: Heather
"Well, I'm pretty sure Alejerkdro was behind what happened to Lindsiot. Whatever, this just means we get an extra member. I'll have DJ or Bridgette under my control in no time." Heather said.
Confessional: Alejandro
"Lindsay has Chris to thank for her departure. Not allowed on my team until only 2 left? And no merge on the horizon? Bye-bye. Nothing personal." Alejandro laughed.
Cut to the elimination ceremony. "Uh, since Izzy's gone, we don't need another elimination tonight, right?" Lindsay, who was now bandaged, asked.
"Wrong. You're too hurt to continue. Drop of Shame's that-a-way. You can let yourself out." Chris said as he gave her a parachute.
"Sorry you have to go Linds. I hoped that all three of us could make it to merge, but…" DJ said.
"Don't worry DJ! You two just kick butt on the other teams, okay?" Lindsay said.
"We'll be sure to!" Bridgette replied.
"Wait, Lindsay!" Tyler said as he burst in.
"Tyler!" Lindsay said.
"I'm sorry I couldn't save you." Tyler sighed.
"Don't worry, this time, you make it farther than me! You can win for us!" Lindsay said.
"Really? I… I guess I can! Oh, and how did you get launched out anyway?" Tyler said.
"It's weird… there was this plank that was broken, and I was launched off it as I saw a shadowy guy." Lindsay said.
"Huh? I don't remember that being there when we sled. That shadowy dude also sounds like what Justin said! Don't worry, I'll get to the bottom of that and avenge you!" Tyler said.
"You're nice. Even if you're sometimes clumsy. And I totally hope your hockey team wasn't watching when you kept failing to find those chains.
"At least they saw me with a cute girlfriend for twenty minutes. Ha! Take that, Brent Steves!" Tyler said.
"One quick kiss before I go?" Lindsay said as they leaned in for a kiss but were stopped by Chris.
"It's a half hour show." Chris said.
"Win for us. Mwah." Lindsay said as she jumped out, bumping her head on the top and bottom as she crashed on the sand outside.
"It's not the same without the scream." Chris said.
"Uh… help?" Lindsay said on the ground unenthusiastically.
"Not bad." Chris said as fire ants approached Lindsay.
"Fire ants!" Lindsay screamed as she saw them and ran away.
"Much better. Will Lindsay get those ants out of her pants? And will we ever get off this island? Find out next time right here on Total. Drama. World Tour!" Chris said as the episode ended.
BONUS CLIP
Gwen's Jamaica Time
Gwen and Duncan were still in the hospital. "Well, the electric shocks have stopped. But I still feel so weak. When I close my eyes, all I see are eels, eels, and more eels! But I'm sure it's only temporary, nothing to go home over. Good night's sleep in a real bed is all I need." Gwen told Duncan.
"Alright then. I'm gonna catch some rays, you can join me later, Pasty." Duncan winked.
"Hah, no way." Gwen said as Duncan left. Suddenly, some electric eels slid in as Gwen screamed while she was zapped.
Team Amazon: Cody, Courtney, Duncan, Gwen, Heather, Sierra
Team Chris: Alejandro, Eva, Izzy, Noah, Owen, Tyler
Team Victory: Bridgette, DJ
Eliminated Contestants:
15. Lindsay
16. Justin
17. Leshawna
18. Harold
19. Ezekiel
Sorry Lindsay fans, she didn't have much left to do. She lasted 2 episodes longer at least since I needed Justin out in EP 9. She already made F5 in the previous two anyway. DJ still has stuff to do, and his elimination here was always very underwhelming to me. Stay tuned to see what!