Responding to reveiws:
gman5846: Lindsay sadly didn't have anything to do. You'll see what goes on with DJ and Bridgette later.
Artist chef: Was kinda dumb but didn't mind her leaving. You'll see how Gwen goes later.
(WT Aftermath intro)
(Flashback) "Win for us. Mwah." Lindsay said as she jumped out, bumping her head on the top and bottom as she crashed on the sand outside.
(Flashback) "Hmph, whatever. At least I won't have to deal with my face being brutalized anymore. Just… I'll always be the hottest! And be aware of the second hottest here!" Justin said.
(Flashback) "This is not the way Leshawna is leaving this world! Ah!" Leshawna grunted as she let go of her seat but was caught by Alejandro.
(Theme song)
Cut to Geoff and Brody in tuxedos in the aftermath studio as the audience cheered. "Good evening! I'm Geoff, and this is my new most excellent co-host, Brody. We're coming to you live because we need your help to raise money for a seriously-worthy cause" Geoff began.
"I know what you're thinking. "Huh?" O-Or maybe you're thinking "What?" Either way, think back to the last episode, when the Total Drama plane crash landed in Jamaica! A tragedy." Brody said.
"One that could've been averted if only they'd had more gas. But our host, sadly, had blown the show's budget on decorating his personal quarters. Hey, I get why Chris couldn't resist the gold-lined hot tub. Unless we raise more dough for fuel, our friends could be stranded in Jamaica forever." Geoff said as the audience gasped.
"Total Drama could be cancelled dudes! We could be cancelled too! That'd be seriously lame. Which is why tonight, we're bringing you…" Brody said.
"Total Drama: The Telethon!" Geoff said.
"The phone lines are open, so please, for the love of Total Drama, call now and donate." Brody said as a phone number appeared while the audience cheered while Momma DJ, Sadie, Katie, Trent, Harold and Beth sat on phone lines.
"Please welcome our first guests, Justin!" Geoff said as Justin came while the audience cheered.
"Hey, what's up?" Justin said as he took a seat.
"Justin's here to auction off a special prize. Every donation tonight earns you a raffle ticket toward…" Brody said.
"A photo of my abs in full 1080p HD." Justin said as no phones rang.
"Maybe we need to sweeten the deal." Geoff said.
"Um… two ab photos? I thought everyone thought this guy was hot!" Brody said as no phones rang.
"I am! This show is just too obscure." Justin said.
"Well, why don't we get the Drama Brothers to perform!" Geoff said as Sadie, Katie and Beth squealed while Harold and Trent took the stage with Justin and Sasquatch while a song began.
[Brody]
This show you need to save! This show, you gotta tell, this show, that you care!
[He sang as images of the remaining campers were shown on the TV]
[Geoff]
Jamaica, they're trapped down in, Jamaica, they can't even ja-party! It's so unfair…
[He sang as clips of the show played while the number was shown]
[Brody]
You gotta help now, we're on the brink!
[He sang as clips of the show played while the number was shown]
[Geoff]
The crew gets fired if this ship sinks!
[He sang as clips of the show played while the number was shown]
[Brody]
So make a difference in their lives!
[He sang as clips of the show played while the number was shown]
[Geoff and Brody]
Give us cash or this show dies!
[They sang as clips of the show played while the number was shown]
[Brody]
Save this show, Total Drama!
[He sang as clips of the show played while the number was shown]
[Geoff]
Save this show, you know you wanna!
[He sang as clips of the show played while the number was shown]
[Geoff and Brody]
Save the show that you love!
[They sang as clips of the show played while the number was shown]
[Brody]
Save this show, Total Drama!
[He sang as clips of the show played while the number was shown]
[Geoff]
Save this show, so call the number!
[He sang as clips of the show played while the number was shown]
[Geoff and Brody]
Save the show with love! And five hundred thousand dollars!
[They sang as clips of the show played while the number was shown]
"Save the show, baby. Just give it some dough. Give it some love and some dough." Geoff said as his face was shown while the audience cheered.
"That's right. You need to give us five hundred thousand dollars in the next half hour. Hi, I'm Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran. And I'm your co-host." Blaineley said as she came.
"Uh, weren't you the roving reporter that tried to take over?" Brody asked as Blaineley looked upset.
"I'm thrilled to be here tonight, co-hosting with Geoff and Brody." Blaineley said.
"I thought she was going back to her old job at Celebrity Manhunt." Brody whispered to Geoff.
"She tried. They said no." Geoff whispered back.
"I'll keep you posted on the total as your calls and your cash pour in. This is the number. Call now. We have gifts." Blaineley said.
"For a donation of just twenty-five dollars, you'll get a commemorative box of delicious and nutritious Yummy Happy Go Time Fish Tails. Strictly decorative, do not eat, may not be legal in all provinces, keep out of reach of children." Brody said as the TV showed a fish tail.
"And for fifty bucks, you'll get a special commemorative Total Drama T-shirt! Sure, it looks like a plain tee. But when you get it wet, oh, it's a wet tee!" Geoff said as the TV showed a T-Shirt with TD characters on it that got wet.
"If you get a busy signal, keep trying! You'll get through eventually." Blaineley said as no calls came.
"If loyal viewers like you don't start donating pronto, everyone here is gonna get canned. And for the gang in Jamaica, the nightmare truly begins." Geoff said.
"Our goal tonight is five hundred thousand dollars. And thanks to your donations, so far, we've raised a grand total of… Nothing?" Blaineley said as it was shown that they raised no money.
"Oh, come on!" Geoff said in frustration.
"Well, let's welcome our second guest and encourage her fans to call in dudes." Brody said.
"Good idea. She didn't recognize her own boyfriend for six episodes and she loves to be called "Her Hotness", it's Lindsay!" Geoff said as Lindsay came.
"Hey, Lindsay. Tell us about the rad gift you brought for those who donate in your name." Brody said.
"I was supposed to bring presents? Ooh, lip gloss!" Lindsay said as an intern brought a giant crate of lipstick.
"That's right. For a donation of one hundred dollars, you'll receive one of the remaining four hundred tubes of lip gloss Lindsay brought to wear this season. Supplies are vaguely limited, so call now." Geoff said as the phones rang. "Look at the phones. Lindsay's got a lot of fans." he said.
"Yeah, Katie and Sadie are talking to each other, and Harold is checking on movie times." Blaineley said.
"Alien Bonsai 3 is playing around the corner." Harold said as he answered a phone.
"Which means our new fundraising total is... two hundred and three dollars. And two hundred of that came from Harold's mom in exchange for his promise to clean the garage." Blaineley said.
"I'm very thorough." Harold said.
"Extortion? Nice one, bro. But we've got a long way to go, people. Come on, you guys. I need this show. I mean, without it, I'm just an open-shirted, chillaxer in a suit-and-tie world." Geoff said.
"Well, maybe Harold's on to something bro. Would anybody like to see an episode of Total Drama Fugitives?" Brody asked as the audience cheered. "If you're interested, call now. We won't show you dudes anymore until we got ten thousand in donations." he said as the TV showed wanted posters of Ezekiel and Duncan.
"Sweet. All you Ezekiel and Duncan fans, keep dialing!" Geoff said.
"Zeke's still missing in action. Or is he?" Brody said.
"Ten thousand? Look, we just hit ten thousand!" Blaineley said.
"First, the latest sighting of Ezekiel, allegedly on the plane." Brody said as an image of a shadowy figure with a rat was shown.
"How about our favorite angry punk? He returned but loyal fans have sent in hundreds more Duncan sighting tips from before he was found, so tonight, we're gonna show you the two best ones." Geoff said.
"If you're a Duncan fan and think these were real, cast your vote with a donation, no matter how small. Our first clip was sent in from a young viewer from Texas." Brody said. A clip of Duncan walking in a disguise before bumping into a guy, causing his hat to be knocked off as he ran away. "Whoa. That looks way too real." he said.
"Duncan in a jumpsuit? Nuh-uh. But my clip is for real. Check out Total Drama Fugitives: Italian Style. That's gotta be Duncan!" Geoff said as a clip of Duncan tripping a guy off a cliff into water while wearing a hood played.
"Do the viewers agree, Blaineley?" Brody asked.
"We got hundreds of calls during the Fugitives segments. And their donations have added a whopping... hundred bucks to our grand total." Blaineley said.
"I guess we can raise more cash with… That's Gonna Leave a Mark!" Geoff said as the audience cheered while the That's Gonna Leave a Mark! intro played.
A clip of Team Amazon rolling down in a snowball and crashing into a giant tree played.
A clip of Gwen pulling out a mountain goat from Cody's pants then getting attacked by it played.
A clip of Justin being punched by the animals in the cart played. They ended up going through the lazer maze and got electrocuted painfully.
A clip of Heather being bitten by a crab while looking at clams played.
A clip of Lindsay being launched from the toboggan course played. She ended up crashing into the Jumbo Jet.
"That helped but we still need more. Well, any ideas on how to raise more cash?" Brody asked.
"Yeah. But you know what people loved about the last three episodes? The curse stuff. If you want to see some angry animals, call in now." Geoff said as phones rang while he lowered cages of animals.
"Wow. How'd you know that would work?" Brody asked.
"I know what people like." Geoff replied as the animals growled while the money count increased.
"We're up to fifty thousand! And I know how to get us to a hundred. Beasts of the world, prepare to take your revenge." Blaineley said as she released the animals from their cages as they got out and started attacking everyone as they screamed.
"Not the face! Ow! Ow!" Justin grunted as he was attacked.
"Ah!" Geoff grunted as he was attacked.
"Whoa! Uh!" Brody grunted as he was attacked.
"We'll be right back. I think. Oh! Remember, give until it hurts!" Geoff said as the camera got knocked over and was attacked by a goat as the screen went to black.
Cut back to the studio where everyone was scratched up and back to their original places. "Have you guys seen Tyler? Tyler, they're stealing my lip gloss!" Lindsay said as she walked by with a monkey punching her.
"What?! We're on? Oh. And we're back. Live." Brody realized as he bandaged Geoff's arm.
"Welcome back to the telethon to end all telethons. Time now to check in with Blaineley for our new total." Geoff said.
"You bet, Geoff. Drum roll, please." Blaineley said as she got up while the total showed 300,000 as the audience cheered.
"We've cracked three hundred thousand dudes! Whoo! We're almost there." Brody said.
"Well, except that now that the studio's trashed, we need to raise an extra five hundred grand to break even." Blaineley said.
"We have to reach a mil now? One million dollars? In ten minutes?" Geoff said.
"Well, maybe the next guest will help raise more cash! Please welcome, Leshawna!" Brody said as Leshawna came while the audience cheered.
"Hey, Harold, baby!" Leshawna told Harold as he got up and clapped.
"Let's see Leshawna's very unique journey to this moment." Brody said as clips of Leshawna started playing.
(Flashback) "Lost in Egypt. Ain't that a kick in the pants?" Leshawna complained.
(Flashback) "This is nice and all but uh, you gonna put me down now?" Leshawna asked Alejandro.
(Flashback) "Ow! I'm gonna seize the you! You've had this coming for a long time!" Leshawna said as she slapped her off the platform and then jumped off and continued slapping her to the point where she lost a tooth.
"Whoa! That last clip was intense!" Brody said.
"Leshawna, I know it's Heather, but what pissed you off to the point of knocking a tooth off her mouth? And I thought you two were friends now?" Geoff said.
"Well, you see, that Alejandro jerk tricked me into thinking she was tricking me and caused Harold's elimination! That just triggered something in me. I was a darn fool for that, I wish I'd smacked Alejandro!" Leshawna said.
"I know right!? He's the worst. He thinks he's so cool when he's just a worse version of me!" Justin said.
"I've got to admit I'm kind of relieved I'm not the only dude whose chick got tricked by that Ale-jerk-dro." Geoff said.
"Let's move on. Gifts and stuff and all are obviously not working, and this season's Total Drama is a musical." Brody said.
"So if you wanna hear Leshawna sing, call now." Geoff said.
"I sang enough on the show. Can't I just dance this time?" Leshawna said as she danced.
"No!" Geoff, Bridgette, and Blaineley immediately said.
"Uh, just 'cause your voice is so great. And I know we'd all love to hear what you'd say to Alejandro if you had the chance. Right, guys?" Geoff said.
"Oh yeah, definitely. Just, just sing." Brody said.
"Yep, yep, no need to dance." Blaineley said
"Hah, I'm doing what I want!" Leshawna said as a song began.
[Leshawna]
You think you got me good? Okay maybe you did. You think you rule the game? I guess. But you don't rule a thing 'cause baby you're a squid, who's gone and made a nasty mess!
[She sang to a microphone]
"Yeah!" Brody cheered.
[Leshawna]
You lied right to my face, you messed up my head! And ain't that just the way with some men?
[She sang to a microphone]
"Not you, Harold." Leshawna said as Harold blushed.
[Leshawna]
I know just how to do it, oh, brother's going down. And won't be getting up again!
[She sang as she cut strings holding a picture of Alejandro]
"Yes!" Geoff cheered.
[Leshawna]
Sisters, come to together now and take him down! Sisters, come together now and sort him out! Sisters, come together now and make him see what we're all about! Whoa-oh! Sisters, come together now and show what's what! Sisters, come together now, help me strut! Sisters, come together now and make him see what we're all about! Oh, revenge!
[She sang as she danced with Harold and Justin]
"Total Drama- You'll donate if she stops?" Blaineley said as she picked up a phone.
"Well, Leshawna's gonna keep dancing unless you donate another one hundred grand!" Geoff said.
"What?" Leshawna said in shock.
"No, no." Brody and Blaineley protested.
"It's the only way. Please, hurry!" Geoff said as phones rang which were awnsered.
"I don't know how much longer I can keep this up!" Leshawna said as she danced.
"Leshawna fans, call in donations so she can stop dancing. The bigger the donations, the sooner this will end! Four hundred thousand dollars! We did it! Now stop her!" Blaineley said as the audience cheered.
"Cut the music!" Justin said as the music stopped as he, Leshawna and Harold stopped dancing.
"You nailed it, Legoddess." Harold complimented.
"You know it, ginger baby-cakes. Whoa!" Leshawna collapsed.
"What's the official tally update, Blaineley?" Brody asked.
"We're up to 435,000 big ones! Which is less than half of our new million dollar goal." Blaineley said.
"We're dead." Geoff sighed.
"Not yet. I have an idea, but you're not going to like it." Blaineley said.
"If it will raise money, I'm cool with it. I swear." Geoff said.
"Okay. The only person more popular than Justin with the female demographic is Alejandro." Blainley said as she played clips of Alejandro shirtless.
"M-More popular!?" Justin said.
"Dude. Is this really necessary?" Geoff asked.
"Uh-huh. Check it out. Audience research tells us that people loved it when Bridgette drooled over Fabulandro." Blaineley said as she played clips of Bridgette and Alejandro.
"That was only for one episode." Brody said.
"Keep those donations coming, and I'll keep the drama coming. Woo, you guys have got to see this." Blaineley said as clips of Alejandro shirtless without his ponytail played.
"Ugh, this is disgusting! You should play clips of me!" Justin said.
"We're up to six hundred thousand dollars already! Oof, the drama!" Blaineley said.
"Kinda expected you to be more upset, dude." Brody told Geoff.
"Nah, I'm over that whole thing now. I'm actually rooting for Bridge to find out how big of a scumbag he is!" Geoff replied.
"That's awesome bro!" Brody replied.
"No bromance! Ugh, you ruined all the drama! Well, we tried. Let's see our new tally. $721,000? Oh, so close!" Blaineley said.
"We'll never reach our goal now." Brody sighed.
"Never give up on my ability to work the fans. Introduce our last guest, and I'll be right back!" Geoff said as he left.
"Okay? Our final guest is the second competitor in the history of Total Drama to get sidelined by injury." Brody said as the clip of Izzy and Owen being crushed by the plane played. "Ouch! Fresh from intensive care, please welcome everybody's favorite maniac, Izzy!" he said as the audience came, however Izzy did not appear. "Oh. Okay, uh... please welcome, um... Brainzilla?" he corrected as an intern came and whispered something to him, making Izzy come out. She had her hair in a bun and wore glasses.
"Greetings, carbon-based life form commonly referred to as "Broderick"." Izzy said as she took a seat.
"How are you man?" Brody asked.
"Brainzilla's health falls in acceptable parameters, thank you. More importantly, she is making cracking progress on her new time machine." Izzy said.
"Sounds crazy." Brody said.
"Brainzilla is also close to patenting a doughnut maker that fits in your purse." Izzy said.
"No way! That's wicked!" Brody said as Geoff came.
"It's all good to go. Yo, Izzy! Long time, no party." Geoff said as came back.
"Greetings, carbon-based life form commonly referred to as "Geoffrey". Your grammar is appalling." Izzy said.
"Thanks, man. I try." Geoff said.
"Hey, where'd the peanut gallery go?" Brody said as he noticed no one except Blaineley was on the phones now.
"You'll find out soon. But first, it's time for a brand new Aftermath segment, Brain Blast!" Geoff said as the audience cheered while the Brain Blast intro played.
Cut to Izzy tied to a wheel above shark tanks. "Here's how Brain Blast works. You call in with donations, and I blitz Izzy/Brainzilla with skill-testing questions. The bigger the donation, the harder the questions. And dudes, you're gonna want these questions to be super mega major hard!" Geoff said.
"Fascinating creatures. They can have up to three thousand teeth." Izzy said as she saw the sharks.
"Uh... man? What are you doing?" Brody asked.
"Giving the peeps what they want." Geoff replied.
"When did you last feed these cartilaginous beauties, Geoffrey?" Izzy asked.
"It's been weeks. One wrong answer from Izzy/Brainzilla, and her straps will unlock, dunking her in shark-infested water." Geoff said.
"Wow. Maybe we shouldn't do that." Brody said.
"Oh, it may seem a trivial waste of Brainzilla's mind, Broderick, but Brainzilla believes in challenging her enormous gray cells." Izzy said.
"If you're a fan of violence, sharks, or skill-testing questions, you're a fan of mine. So call now!" Geoff said as the phones rang. "Nice. Give her a spin, dude!" he said as Brody spun the wheel.
"I say! Seventy-eight rotations per minute! Marvelous!" Izzy said as she spun.
"First question, geography. Level of difficulty?" Geoff asked as Izzy stopped.
"Major!" Blaineley said as she held all the phones.
"What's the capital of Uzbekistan?" Geoff asked.
"Please. Tashkent." Izzy answered.
"Correct! Next question! Currency exchange. Difficulty?" Geoff said as he spun the wheel and then stopped.
"Brutal!" Blaineley said as she held all the phones.
"What's the equivalent of $2,789 in yen?" Geoff asked.
"Elementary. 21,981,55.82" Izzy answered.
"Yes! Next! Math. Difficulty?" Geoff said as he spun the wheel and then stopped.
"Impossible!" Blaineley said as she held all the phones.
"What's the square root of sixty-seven?" Geoff asked.
"Child's play. 8.18535277187245." Izzy answered.
"Correct! Ho-ho-ho. Wow. Uh, let's go to the next round." Geoff said as he accidentally spun the wheel too hard, making it roll away and crash backstage.
"Ow!" Izzy mumbled as she came back.
"Are you okay, Brainzilla bro?" Brody asked.
"Who? I heart marshmallow sauce! Okay? Yeah!" Izzy said as she jumped away.
"That sounds like old Izzy! Huh... weird. Could be a problem for the peanut gallery." Geoff said as Momma DJ, Trent, Harold, Katie, Sadie, Beth, Justin and Lindsay were shown tied to a rope above the sharks.
"Ha ha ha! Neato! Wait, where'd the universe go?" Izzy said blindfolded next to a bomb.
"The rules are simple. Brainzilla, or Izzy, whoever, has to defuse the bomb blindfolded as the peanut gallery are slowly lowered into the shark tank." Geoff explained.
"Please, dude, you have to defuse the bomb, now! I don't wanna die!" Brody said.
"Hmm. It's boxy. Ha, better hit it with a hammer just to be sure." Izzy said as she hit the bomb with a hammer, making it explode, causing everyone to be scattered around the room.
"Ah! Heh. That was awesome!" Geoff said on top of a beam on the roof while phones rang.
"What?! I can't hear you over the ringing!" Brody asked next to him.
"Did we reach our goal, Blaineley?" Geoff asked.
"Uh... g-gimme... gimme the drum roll, ple–" Blaineley mumbled behind a couch as the total was shown to be 1.000.000,01.
"One million dollars and one cent? Who knows the fans best, huh? Me! Me, Geoff! I know them!" Geoff cheered.
"What?!" Brody asked.
"Thanks to your support, we all still have jobs! Even Blaineley! And the show will go on! So be sure to tune in next time for the continuation of the world's greatest reality competition ever. Total. Drama… World Tour!" Geoff sang with the worst autotune ever as the audience cheered.
"What?!" Brody asked as the TV that Trent was on fell while the episode ended.
Team Amazon: Cody, Courtney, Duncan, Gwen, Heather, Sierra
Team Chris: Alejandro, Eva, Izzy, Noah, Owen, Tyler
Team Victory: Bridgette, DJ
Eliminated Contestants:
15. Lindsay
16. Justin
17. Leshawna
18. Harold
19. Ezekiel
Not really much to say here, just aftermath. I chose Brody as the co-host since Bridgette is not here
Leave your predictions on who goes next!