Total Drama Grand World Tour by OrganicNLAJohnny
Chapter 3: Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan
Jobozz: A very good friendship that should be in this. Drama Brothers on the same team is hard to pass up.
Rowrow213: Thanks man, and about that with Duncan lol.
Weirderthanweird69: Don't worry i hated the animal curse as well.
RJay Fame: Oh boy, that inter team conflict will be building. Just you wait.
wacky620: Pretty much. Katie was awake and Sadie had a headache so she stayed back.
"Last time on Total Drama World Tour, Egypt, land of pyramids, land of hot, land of sweaty. Our contestants had loads of fun on the run in the sun, and they still managed to find time to dust a dog, chat up a camel, almost feed the crocs, and almost whack a bird. Showing style on the Nile, Team Amazon managed to pull out the sun. Team E-scope couldn't agree on who to vote off, which Alejandro and Justin took advantage of. As the sun set on the sandy sands of Egypt, Izzy was the first to be voted off shockingly and became the biggest loser. This week, who's gonna sing? Who's gonna dance? Who's gonna sell out their friends for a chance at one million dollars? Welcome to Total Drama World Tour!"
-Theme Song-
After the theme song as the camera cuts to the Economy Class, we see Team Chris on the left and Team Amazon on the right.
Noah asks over to Eva out of everyone else's earshot, "Who did you vote for?"
"I voted for Tyler since he's pretty clumsy."
"Great," the bookworm deadpanned, "Since you and Owen both voted for Tyler and Izzy and I voted for Justin, there were two votes for each of them. In that case, everyone else voted for Izzy thus getting her out. How did we blow this one."
Owen screamed, much to everyone's annoyance, "I'm too young to die!"
"Stop sweating, lunchbox. Air travel is like the fifteenth safest mode of transportation. Unless you're in a death trap." Noah said. As if on cue, a boarded-up hole in the plane came undone. "This one for example…" the schemer said as everyone screamed for their lives.
Leshawna in particular was hanging on by the nails as everyone was still seated in their chairs. "This is not how Leshawna is leaving this world!" she yelled as she couldn't hold on any longer. Leshawna got pulled away by the air but was caught by Alejandro, who was holding onto the overhead straps.
"Such beauty will not fall through giant airplane holes on my watch!" he flirts
Owen on the other hand, whilst still screaming, was sucked into the air. He was the perfect size for the gaping hole so he was unintentionally able to block it.
Harold scoffs after looking at Leshawna being held by Alejandro, "I could've done that. I just prefer to leave the ladies wanting more." This led to Lindsay and Sadie chuckling at the ginger's response.
"She wants more alright. More Alejandro." DJ says as he holds his hands together.
Harold laughed, "DJ, you know nothing about women."
"You can put me down now. I mean, if you wanted. Or not. Your choice. Because this is nice!" Leshawna flustered.
"Mhm, nothing." DJ proudly says after being proven right to Harold.
"Not that this isn't fascinating and all, but help! My butt is being sucked out of the plane!" Owen cried out for help.
Cut to Courtney taking a sip out of her drink in first class as she, Duncan, and Gwen are relaxing, "I happen to like winning and being in first class, which happens to make me an ideal leader!" she declares.
"If our team needed one, which we don't because we're winning!" Gwen argued.
Courtney retorts back, "And I have plans to keep it that way! So think about me as a leader!"
"You know, it's not only you that's on the team, there's still 6 more of us, like Sierra for example," Duncan said looking back and seeing Sierra sleeping peacefully with Cody.
Courtney glares as both Gwen and Duncan are against her.
Confessional: Courtney
"Now they are both siding together against me? This is not how it is supposed to go?" the CIT said with their arms raised in frustration.
Confessional Ends
Heather was sitting in another section of the first class, watching the trio arguing. Trent comes over and starts strumming his guitar.
"Mind if I sit with you?" the musician asks.
"Do whatever you wish."
As Trent sits down, he asks "What's your favorite music."
"Really any song that I can karaoke to honestly," the queen bee replies.
Trent chuckles before saying, "I bet you listen to Justin Bieber on repeat back at home." Heather looks embarrassed away, leading the straight man to laugh even more. Afterward, Trent is strumming along to some Justin Bieber melodies before Heather speaks up.
"Um, Trent," the musician stopped playing. "I just wanted to say I'm sorry for two seasons ago. I just wanted to get back at Gwen in the heat of the moment since you two were becoming a thing."
"Yeah, I miss her but it's probably for the best after last season. I went pretty crazy even by my standards. Was just so afraid of losing her that it ended up being the thing that drove us apart." he said sadly. "Thank you for the apology, it means a lot to me."
Heather, realizing this conversation's tone, quickly switched to a different, "Ugh anyways, how do you feel about the new girl."
"Who, Sierra, eh she's alright. Pretty epic when she went off on the camel yesterday that's for sure."
Meanwhile, Sierra, who had woken up by now, was sniffing through Cody's shoe as he was sleeping.
"I think a thread just went up her nose…." Courtney said as she covered her eyes in horror with everyone's attention now on the super-fan. Sierra then coughed up a thread, which resulted in making all the girls and Trent gag in disgust. Duncan laughs at the misfortune, which leads to Gwena and Courtney giving him a dirty look.
As Heather gagged, "Are there any barf bags around?" she asked.
"I second that," Trent chimes in.
"This is your captain speaking! It's time for everyone to join me in the common area! And I mean everyone!" Chris interrupts over the loudspeakers.
Confessional: Trent
"I know Heather can be sneaky and manipulative, but her apology seemed pretty genuine," he says before his eyes look right at the camera, "Right?!"
Confessional Ends
We cut over to see every contestant other than Izzy who got voted first last time in the dining area. "Welcome to today's challenge! It's-" the host starts before being interrupted.
"Is it a reward or elimination challenge?" Harold questioned.
"Good question Harold, and as if I am gonna answer that." the host snapped out of annoyance at being cut off.
Lindsay starts to get excited, "I could use a reward, oh I hope it's candy or a whole bunch of shoes or shoes made of candy. Maybe I can bring some back to Beth as a souvenir!" Lindsay looks over her shoulder at Tyler, asking "Who are you again," thus making the jock sigh.
"I hope you all brought your giant radioactive monster repellent because we are about to land in… Japan!" Chris points over to the door as Chef bursts through the doors in an orange gi and with a sword in his mouth.
"Gosh you guys, that's totally a Chinese outfit!" Harold blurts out.
"Thank you, Harold. Now remember, anyone who doesn't sing-"
"You just, you'd think you'd work harder to get it right!"
"Harold! Anyone who doesn't sing is immediately disqualified."
"Your cultural insensitivity is just… gosh! I mean, gosh!" as the ginger says this, Chris looks frustrated and gives the nod with a smirk to Chef, who cuts open the door with the katana. This yanks all of the cast from where they are sitting out of the tilting plane while Chris and Chef hold onto the door for dear life. Everyone screamed for their lives as all 20 of them were out of the plane falling in the sky.
"Or we could've just landed the plane!" Chris yelled.
"Nah, too boring!" Chef responds.
Everyone else screamed as they fell, only to stop when they heard the bell, "Seriously!? I mean, seriously!? We are FALLING OUT of a PLANE!" Noah yelled.
"Sing and I might think about saving your musical buttocks! Maybe you'll try harder this time!" Chris screamed through a megaphone.
Before We Die (Skip to the end of the bold (next bold) to skim the song):
Courtney (glares at the camera): We're singing as we're falling!
Heather (glares at Courtney): While some are cannon-balling!
Eva (bolts down): Look out below!
Alejandro: Our lives begin to flash before our eyes!
Noah and Owen: We might just go ka-blooey!
Harold and Tyler (hugging): Get smushed and become chewy!
Everyone: 'Cept there's tons we wanna do before we die!
(As everyone sings with excitement.) Leshawna: Billionairess!
Cody: Billiards champion!
DJ (whimpered): Make it home to see my momma!
Sierra (whispers): Marry Cody!
Bridgette: Catch a barrel!
Lindsay: Be an actress in a drama!
Courtney: Corporate lawyer!
Gwen: Prom destroyer!
Duncan: Burning Juvie!
Harold: Be a ninja with throwing stars!
Alejandro: Lion tamer!
Owen: New food namer!
Tyler: Repairman for the parallel bars!
Justin: Supermodel!
Sadie: Owning a mall with Katie!
Trent: Win a motorcycle Race!
Noah: But first we must cease dropping, our goal here would be stopping!
Duncan: Before we smash into the ground from the sky!
Ezekiel: Flat into little pieces!
Harold: Heads merged with our feet-ses!
Leshawna: That would really suck and here's why:
Bridgette: We'd like to keep on living!
Alejandro: So Chris, we hope you're giving:
Duncan: Some wings!
Courtney: A jetpack!
Gwen: A rift in time!
Heather: Parachute?!
Noah: Waterbed!
Tyler: A trampoline!
Eva: Springy shoes!
Alejandro: Rocket boots!
Ezekiel: Tough hands!
Lindsay: Flying squirrel!
Leshawna: Bubble bath!
Lindsay: I change to bubbles, too!
DJ: Momma!
Owen: Pizza! No! Chips and some dip will do!
Owen got in the middle of the circle as everyone surrounded him holding hands: 'Cause there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah, we said it! There's still so much to do, there's still so much to do, there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah!
Owen: Yeah!
End Before We Die (Skip End here)
As the music ended, everyone continued to scream until they all landed in a giant bowl of rice.
Harold came up first from the rice, "Japan! Yes! I know everything about this place!" "What you know just sent us free falling out of a plane!" Leshawna said.
"But I went to Sensei Steve's Fudal Japanese Summer Camp!" Harold cried. "Oh yeah? I speak Japanese, too!" said Alejandro. "Leshawna, hana no youni kirei!" "What?" Leshawna asked.
"I said you are as beautiful as a flower." the Spaniard says now in English. This makes Leshawna all giggly and flustered. Harold looks over with worry.
"I can also speak Japanese, eh," Ezekiel said to Bridgette with his arms up, but one hand hit Tyler in the face.
"Ouch!" Tyler yelped out.
Everyone was now in a building, in front of a giant pinball table. "Okay, your first challenge is inside a Japanese gameshow studio!" Chris announced, opening the doors and walking inside. The contestants followed. Inside right before them was a pinball machine the size of a basketball court. "Bow down before… Super Human Mega Pinball Smash!"
"I love Japanese game shows!" Tyler cheered as he high-fived Harold. "WOO-HOO!"
"Sweet! My favorite is 'Human Itchy my Car Go Go', where you have to throw a banana into a car window using a " Harold began.
"-giant shrimp fork! Awesome!" Tyler finished excitedly.
BANG!
"Oh look, my personal geek gong. Okay, I'm gonna need one volunteer from each team to climb into these giant hamster balls. Then, your teammates are gonna beat you around the game board by bouncing you off bumpers and posts. Most points win, and I have a special local surprise for each of you to share your ball-shaped paradise with. So, teams, select a ball guy or gal." Chris explained the challenge, with the contestants looking around nervously about what's to come.
"Teams!," Chris continued, "Select a ball guy or gal. Team Victory?" "We choose DJ," Leshawna said.
"We do?" DJ asked.
Bridgette looks over at him, "Yeah, you are amazing with animals after all." "Coolio, here's your pinball buddy," Chris said as he handed him a panda.
"A panda!? No! Remember when I crumpled that mummy puppy in Egypt!?" DJ cried as the camera played footage of the event, except it made the pyramid explode.
"That's so totally not what happened. It didn't explode, the mummy disintegrated." Leshawna reminded.
"I remember when you knocked that poor birdy out of the sky!" Lindsay said.
Sadie reminisces, "That bird was out cold."
"Exactly, terrible," DJ said in response, "I think that dog thing cursed me."
Right on cue, the panda pounced onto DJ and began to scratch, bite, and punch the teddy bear.
"CUTE." Chris replies to seeing DJ in pain with the panda, "Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot?" Chris asked.
"I'm, uh, I'm allergic to panda dander. I get hives." Noah said.
"What he said!" Tyler said.
Justin looks over, "Oh no, not the hives. Yeah, I'm out for this." "Jesus Christ." Eva retorts.
"I'll do it. For my team!" Alejandro volunteers.
He walked over to the ball and Ting-Ting pounced, but Alejandro was ready and caught him in his arms and flashed a charming smile at him. "Well hello, handsome creature! Can I scratch your ears or get you a tasty cookie?" Ting-Ting relaxed in his arms like a baby and Bridgette, Sadie, Lindsay, and Leshawna all said "Awww!" at the cute sight. Harold and Ezekiel looked impressed while Justin just rolled his eyes. In the meantime, DJ's panda was still punching him hard in the face.
Confessional: Sadie
"Alejandro was so cute with the panda, well actually he's hot in general," she sighs.
Confessional Ends
Chris brings the attention back, "Last, Team Amazon!"
"Gwen's face could use some remodeling!" Heather brought up venomously.
"Heather, I'd like to remind you that we are on the same team!" Gwen pointed out. "So you might wanna flip the bitch switch back off!"
"Would you girls like some leadership?" Courtney interjected. "I'd be happy to choose!" "Why don't we ask Sierra," Heather asks.
"Enough bickering!" Duncan cried, fed up with the arguing around him. "I'll do it!"
"You might wanna rethink that!" Chris suggested a naughty grin on his face. "Because the beast you'll be sharing your space with is… a bear!"
"Uh, I changed my mind." Duncan tried to say to get out of this.
Chris smirks, "Too late."
Duncan didn't get a chance to protest as the bear growled at the delinquent as he was already inside the ball.
Confessional: Duncan
"This has to be a joke, but better than listening to all three of those girls squawking."
Confessional Ends
"You sure you'll be alright," Courtney asked worriedly.
Duncan snorts, "I'll come back in one piece it's no big deal."
"Be careful," Gwen tells him as Duncan smiles, which causes Courtney to scowl and Cody to look down in sadness.
"It's Human Pinball Time!"
All three contestants were in their respective pinballs, DJ in gold, Alejandro in blue, and Duncan in magenta with the bear. Chef, who was now in a purple samurai outfit, launched them. They were all moving as if they were actual pinballs and bouncing all over the place, well, at least two of them were.
DJ cried as he was running and yelled, "Sorry, panda! Sorry, panda!" every time they gained points, as he tried to protect the panda from being hurt.
Duncan was running for dear life away from the bear, but eventually, the bear caught up to him and started pummeling him and beating him up. They both proceeded to land in a ball launcher and they got sent flying in the air, with the bear still beating Duncan up.
Alejandro on the other hand, with Ting-Ting was doing just fine as the latter pointed in a direction to receive more points, which the former "Thanks, Ting Ting, that's a great idea."
"The paddle must connect with the ball at a perfect 33.7-degree angle to maximize the impact," Harold advised as his team attempted to push the paddle.
"Either help or get out of the way!" Leshawna snapped as DJ's ball hit the paddle, which yeeted the rest of team Victory out of the way, with everyone hearing DJ saying sorry to his panda. DJ and the panda, who stopped punching him due to the impact of the bumpers, were both rolling.
All three teams were rolling around getting points left and right. Eventually, the first ball rolled out and it was revealed to be Team Amazon. The ball opened with Duncan all bruised falling out to the ground. His mo-hawk was beaten and his face had multiple scratches. His clothes were ripped apart and one of his shoes was missing.
"Duncan!" Courtney and Gwen both ran towards him. Courtney didn't even scold and was worried about her boyfriend.
Confessional: Cody
"Wow, that was a beating. I almost stepped up but Duncan beat me to it, and after Season 1…, that was a good call."
Confessional Ends
Confessional: Courtney
"Oh, I hope Dunkie's alright but that really didn't look good."
Confessional Ends
DJ's ball was the next to come out as he was crying, while also covered in bruises. The panda looked way worse as he was knocked out from the round. Bridgette and Lindsay ran over to him to comfort him over the panda. Duncan, who was passed out at this point, was still being looked over by Gwen and Courtney.
"I'm so sorry, DJ," Bridgette said solemnly.
Confessional: DJ
The gentle giant was crying, "I can't believe I heard that poor little cuddly…" DJ then yelps out in pain after feeling the burn of his tears, "Now my tears are falling into my scratches!"
Confessional Ends
The blue ball finally comes out and Alejandro comes out fine with Ting-Ting.
"With a score of 462,000, Team I am really, really, really, really hot takes the Super Human Mega
Pinball Smash and wins a leg up in the next Japanese challenge. Team Victory got second and Team Amazon got last." Chris narrates. Team Chris cheers after winning the first part of the challenge.
"I wanna go home…." DJ cried out.
"Will Duncan make a full recovery and will we let DJ go home? Will T'sing T'sing the panda be ok and give DJ an unplanned mo-hawk? There's more… Wacky Tacky Macky Teriyaki Action after the break!" Chris says as he reaches the commercial break.
After that, the teams arrived back to first class, where a commercial for Total Drama Action with Japanese text over it started playing, as well as dubbed voices for the characters appallingly, the dubbed voices were still in English. The commercial ended and the cast just blankly looked at Chris with confusion.
"Um, what are we supposed to be looking at here," Noah said flatly.
"Well, that's something you don't see every day." Duncan, who was now conscious and with bandages wrapped around him replied.
"What's with our voices, eh," Zeke asks.
Chris clears his throat before saying, "That piece of cinematic gold was the Japanese promo. Total Drama is huge here!"
"Okay, but that was in English. Why are they dubbing our voices?" Trent asked.
"Turns out the locals just don't like the sounds of y'all. Sorry!" "No you're not," Courtney retorted.
"Since when are you ever sorry?" Eva chimed in.
"True. Ready for the next challenge? I hope you paid attention because you'll be writing, directing, and producing your very own… Japanese commercial! There's a brand new candy hitting the
Japanese market. It's Chef's Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails! I call this the
Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails challenge of Celebration Fun."
Eva snarled at this news, "You're enjoying this aren't you." "Calm down Wonder Woman," Noah replied.
"You said we were gonna pay a real Tokyo ad firm!" Chef whined.
"Oops, I did, didn't I? As props, you'll be allowed to use anything you find in the airplane's storage area. Since Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot won the first challenge, they get to choose their props first." The members of Team Chris all high-fived. Tyler tried to join them after noticing, only to miss completely and fall face-first on the floor, causing all 5 of the other members to wince.
Harold turns to Heather, "Prepare for my mad skills!" he boasts.
"Right, as if you are going to snap our winning streak dork," Heather says back.
"Team Victory chooses second and Team Amazon is stuck with whatever's left." Team Amazon all glared at Chris upon hearing the news and Victory didn't complain, as they knew they at least weren't last.
Next, we see Alejandro digging through a box and pulling out cardboard houses, a spider costume, and some military helmets, "Hm, I'm seeing a tiny Tokyo, a giant radioactive monster…." he said.
Eva replied saying, "Well, Owen can be the monster and would fit it best out of all of us."
"Al, you're a genius!" Owen said, "Man, I wish Izzy was here."
"Super Japanese idea, Al, Nice!" Tyler said excitedly "It's cool," Justin replied.
Alejandro turns to Noah, "What do you say?"
"Eh, I guess…" the bookworm replied indifferently.
Alejandro looks over to one particular member of Team Victory
Confessional: Alejandro
"Well, watching Harold and his knowledge of Japanese is a bit alarming, not to mention how far he went last season without not too many people noticing. That is where I come in, however."
Confessional Ends
"Good luck, honorable opponent," Alejandro said before bowing to Harold as Team Victory walked in to select their items for the ad.
"I don't need your luck!" Harold scoffed.
Alejandro retained composure before saying, "Of course you don't, you have superior leadership skills and vision. Your team is lucky to have you." He holds a lens sign with his hands whilst smirking behind it, thus setting his plan in motion.
"I know, right? They are, right?"
"I have an idea! Last time I went off for Japanese, I had this huge bowl of Pad Thai, and it was-" Lindsay began.
Leshawna interrupts, "Girl, Pad Tai IS TAI."
"Yeah, Katie and I once had those and I think Leshawna is right." the BFFFL said.
"Are you sure?" Lindsay asks, "That doesn't sound right."
Leshawna replies, "Trust me, Tyler and I had some before."
"Fear not, Leshawna! I have a dramatic vision! It mixes Kurosawa's pathos with Miyazaki's sense of wonder!" Harold cried.
"I think I ordered that at the Japanese place too!" Lindsay remembers, before asking, "Where's Tyler?"
Everyone face-palmed.
As Team Amazon walked in, Leshawna gave off a glare to Heather, who gave back the same energy. Team Amazon looked through whatever was left, finding a donut, an empty fish tank, Christmas Lights, and a stuffed bird, "A pathetic pile of stuff nobody wants. Ugh, goodbye, first class." Courtney sadly says.
"There has to be something." Trent tries to cheer everyone up.
"We got very little to work with," Gwen replies.
Tyler, Justin, and Noah were building their small Tokyo set. Owen stomped around in the spider costume, "Owen stomp! Owen stomp good!" he said.
Eva growls, "Stuff it, chubs." This makes Owen to cease instantly.
Alejandro tossed a Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tail into his mouth. …and immediately puked and realized why they were never shown in ads.
Confessional: Alejandro
"Like rotten fish intestine with a side order of fermented squid and dirty hockey equipment!" Alejandro felt something coming up and threw up again onto the floor.
Confessional Ends
Eva gets frustrated, "Ah, forget this!" and storms off.
"I better calm her down," Noah replies.
Noah catches up with Eva, "Calm down, let's get back and finish this."
Eva takes a deep breath and listens, "Look, I'm sorry I made us lose the majority in this team. Maybe we can talk to Justin to take it back."
"Yeah, no. Fat chance of that ever happening with that guy. I'll make sure that we don't make the same mistake again." Both Noah and Eva made their way back.
"Only so many physical challenges can do before merge, so we have to play smarter," Eva remarked and Noah nodded in agreement.
Back over to Team Amazon and an argument ensues over which idea to choose from.
"We have the candy fish swimming in the fish tank, then they break out and play basketball!"
Heather pointed out. "So simple to see, like duh."
"Who are you, Dr. Seuss?" Gwen scoffed while holding up a hockey mask. "Spinning heads. We toss candy into their mouths and-"
"Insane!" Courtney said flabbergasted. "Flashing lights and fireworks! Chef wants to be dazzled!"
Duncan was over in a corner by himself just staying away from all of the arguing. He sighs to himself, before saying, "Yeah, not even going to bother with this." "Look they are all great ideas!" Trent attempts to cut in.
Cody, also trying to mediate with his bandmate, asks "Girls, let's all compromise?" before being cut off.
"Overruled!" Heather declared, not listening to the boys, and focused on Gwena and Courtney.
"Fishtank basketball!"
"Hello?!" Gwen yelled. "The only way we're winning is with the spinning heads! And lots of them!" "You people are impossible! I am so outta here!" Courtney replied angrily, walking off.
"Well, so am I!" cried Heather, also storming off.
"FINE!" Gwen screamed, also storming off.
"Um, we can't storm off together! That kinda defeats the purpose!" Courtney lectured.
Heather snaps back, "Then you go that way!"
"No, you go that way!"
"I came this way, first!" Gwen exclaimed.
"We are in some deep trouble," Cody whispered to Sierra.
"OMG, I-NO!" Sierra said, "Want me to get them?"
"Not so much." Cody said as he lifted the mask before, "Hey, I have an idea." "All ears open," Trent replied.
Duncan looked over surprised at the outcome and tried to get up before wincing in pain and sitting back down.
Back over to Team Victory, DJ, Lindsay, Ezekiel, and Sadie were all doing background work. Harold, who was now dressed as a samurai with a lightsaber, was sitting on a donkey. "More rain! Much more! This whole thing needs to be somberer!" Harold commanded.
"We're trying," Leshawna snapped whilst dealing with the issues on set.
Confessional: Leshawna
"That boy is something else."
Confessional Ends
Bridgette sighed and rolled her eyes, "Yes, Harold."
"It's Sensei! Call me Sensei!"
"You have five minutes left to film your ad! Then it's happy fish yum… whatever. We'll be watching them in five minutes!"
"We gotta hurry Holmes," Ezekiel says quickly after hearing the news.
Cut over to Cody, Trent, and Sierra. Duncan was also in sight holding a firework.
"Do you know what you're doing?" he asked the super-fan.
"I have no idea and it's thrilling!" Sierra cried. "It's just us four, huh?" Cody asked rhetorically "Just you and me!" she sighed dreamily.
Trent and Duncan gave each other confused looks.
"Duncan, you sure you can do this," Cody asked.
Duncan winced in pain before smiling, "Yeah, I can handle this."
"Tough as always, man." Trent chuckled.
Cody sighed, "Okay, standby and… we're rolling!"
Five minutes later, everyone was back at the screen. Heather, Gwen, and Courtney all glared at each other and gave dirty looks, while Trent looked nervous with Duncan looking calm. Cody and Sierra were nowhere in sight at the moment. Owen, however, was still wearing the spider costume.
"We're done shooting, Owen, you can take the suit off," Tyler said.
"I got really sweaty and now it won't come off!" Owen replied with a wry smile.
Noah sighed saying, "Should've expected that one."
"Alright," Chris started to host again, "Now that you're done filming, it's time to see if your hard work has paid off! Chef?"
"Low-budget, no ad agency, rip-off, cheeseball, cheap show," he mumbled as he got out the remote.
"First up, Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot with 'Monster Rampage'!"
A Monster Battle
The commercial opened, thanks to Chef, with a monster stomping and smashing the cardboard city, "Graah! Monster noises!" the monster, revealed to be Owen said.
The camera cut to his other 5 teammates in military helmets surrounded by boxes.
"Oh No, the large, out-of-shape monster!" Justin yelled.
"We must run!" Tyler yelled.
"Think of the children!" Noah reminds.
"Who cares about them," Eva replied as everyone looked at her.
"Wait! We shall stop him this way!" Alejandro said as he reached into the bag of Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails and tossed one into Owen's mouth.
"Oh, delicious!" Owen said as he began dancing with the upbeat Japanese music playing. The camera had everyone else's faces around Owen dancing like a pentagon. Eva, Noah, Justin, Alejandro, and Tyler all began singing their commercial jingle.
"Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails! Better than No-No Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time! Tastes So Good! Wash your face!" Which ends with a picture of a bag.
Team Chris Commercial Ends
Confessional: Justin
"The new guy isn't hot, but he sure is skilled. I need to step it up a notch to show everyone who the true hot boy is here." the model flexes and winks at the camera.
Confessional Ends
"Impressive work. Next up, Team Victory with, 'A Samurai's Lament'." Chris said as the next commercial started.
A Samurai's Lament
The commercial was in black and white. Harold was on the donkey as heavy rain fell. He arrived at his teammates, all wearing bamboo hats.
"Oh, Great Samurai!" Lindsay cried.
"Please, do you have food?" Sadie begged.
"We're starving, eh," Ezekiel stated with a dry tone.
"Hey, DJ! Your line?" Bridgette whispered to him, but DJ stood in silence with Leshawns looking done with this.
Bridgette sighed, "The hunger! The hunger! The hunger!" she cried dramatically as a beach ball bounced by.
Harold was seen lying on the ground as the beach ball bounced over to it, only to be popped.
"Duty. Honor. Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Got Time Candy Fish Tails. Eat them fast. Time is fleeting." Harold whined before one last thing, "Gosh."
Team Victory Commercial Ends
Everyone just stared at the screen with Team Victory looking down in shame, before Chris broke the silence, "Yeah, that was… interesting." Heather chuckled at the comment with Leshawna glaring.
"Maybe your Pad Thai idea wasn't so bad." Leshawna realized her mistake and told Lindsay.
Lindsay looked annoyed and declared, "See, I told you my idea would work!"
Confessional: Lindsay
"I knew that I was like, totally right that my idea is good."
Confessional Ends
"It was art! A metaphor! A commentary on the earth's sorrow and it's crying it for more-" Harold shouted but Chris shushed him.
"Next up, the Amazons," Chris said with a cheerful grin.
After a long pause, "Well, this is humiliating." Gwen whispered.
Trent glanced over to Duncan and said quietly, "He should be here by now."
"What do we tell him?" Heather whispered back before she and the goth looked over at the CIT to speak up.
"Uh, Chris? Well, our team didn't-" Courtney started to take responsibility.
"-come up with an amazing title for our awesome commercial!" Cody burst into the first class as he held up the camera. Sierra claps her hands in delight.
"Right on time." Duncan said before he held his arm in pain, "Argh." "We have a commercial?" Gwen asked.
"Let's just call it… 'Huh?'." Cody bragged.
Huh?
The screen showed a bunch of random nonsense. A fishtail flying at the screen, masks turning into donuts and exploding, a fishtail in a tank. Trent and Sierra sang, "Total Drama Yum Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails!" "Eat them now!" sang Trent.
"Eat them then!" Duncan said.
"Eat them anytime!" Sierra sang.
"Just eat them, yeah!" Trent and Sierra finished off.
The Team Amazon Commercial Ends
As the video cut to static, everyone just stared at the TV wondering what the heck they just watched and were shocked, especially Team Chris and Team Victory. Chris composes himself, "Okay, that was… something."
"Yeah, even I didn't expect to see this happen," Trent replied
"Well, Chef?"
Chef thought for a bit, "Chris, I think I gotta go with Team Amazon." Chef said as the team cheered.
"I don't know, I just love exploding donuts."
Gwen turned over to the guys and Sierra, "That was amazing, guys."
Trent and Cody high-fived. "All credit goes to Cody here as it was his leadership that got us here." the musician remarked
"Totally amazing!" Courtney added, before walking over to Duncan and kissing him full on the lips, leaving him shocked before regaining his composure and grabbing Courtney's waist, pulling her closer. The two began making out.
"Oh, isn't he! Group hug!" Sierra said as she hugged Cody. Heather, Trent, and Gwen tried to join, only for her to say quietly and give both Heather and Gwen a glare, "Back off."
"Congratulations Team Amazon! But Chef, I also have to know, who bit the biggest?" Chris pondered.
"Um, those guys, with that sad donkey thing? You lose! You're sending someone home! Tonight!" Chef said. Team Victory gasped while Team Chris had indifferent looks.
"Oh come on," Ezekiel yelled in frustration.
"I almost put a panda in intensive care, then I choked and wrecked our ad, and we lose again!?" DJ cried.
"You mean to tell me it's not a reward?" Leshawna snapped.
Chris grinned, "Well, I'm sure enjoying it."
Confessional: Cody
The geek was jumping up and down with excitement
Confessional Ends
Later on, Team Victory and Team Chris were in the dining hall eating their food. Tyler and Eva were speed-eating their food before Tyler challenged Eva to an arm-wrestling match.
Harold sitting on a bench in the loser class alone with the deflated beach ball. He was dejected over their loss. Alejandro walked in and smirked.
"It could just as easily have been me," he said as he went over to the ginger. Harold nodded sadly.
Alejandro put his hand on Harold's shoulder to make him feel better, "But we still have our honor.
And girls. Especially those of Leshawna's majestic caliber. They love guys with honor." "Like samurais?" Harold asked.
"Like samurais," Alejandro responded calmly. Harold smiled and put his hand to his chin with an idea coming to mind.
Chris gathered all of Team Victory to the dining area. "It's vote time! Up in the loser class bathroom, you'll find five passports. Stamp the passport of the team member you'd like to send home. Got it? Lindsay?" Chris smirked.
"I know, I SOOOO totally get it!" Lindsay delights.
Confessional: Lindsay
The blonde had a stamp on her head as she happily stamped all of the passports.
Confessional Ends
Team Victory was very calm as Chris narrated, "Those staying in the game will get a barf bag, and if you don't get one, you'll be taking the Drop of Shame. The following players are safe. Lindsay!" Chris said as Lindsay's bag of peanuts smacked her in the face.
"Bridgette!"
"Sadie!"
"Ezekiel!"
"Leshawna!"
All four of the girls yelped in pain from Chef throwing the peanuts while Ezekiel barely dodged his. Harold and DJ grinned about what was to come. "And the final bag goes to…"
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"Har-" Chris started to say but someone interrupted.
"Wait! It was I who brought dishonor to our team! Only one thing can restore the balance!" Harold grumbled as he took out his toy lightsaber and stabbed it into his chest.
Harold made noises of death as everyone looked at each other in confusion. Harold moved over to Leshawna, "Leshawna! I think I will miss you most of all!" he said before falling over.
"Harold? That's a toy lightsaber-" she began, only to be interrupted by Harold getting back up, shocking her, and continuing to make the noise of being taken out by a lightsaber. He walks over to the door before falling out of the plane dramatically.
Chris walks over with the parachute bag. "You might need this. Good luck, Harold! He's yelling something back at me! Oh, nope, he's just screaming for his life!"
Back at the loser's cabin, when everyone was asleep. Leshawna was still awake looking down in sadness. Alejandro walks over with a wicked plan in mind.
"May I?" Alejandro asks.
Leshawna looks up before blushing, stammering, "O-oh yeah, you can sit your handsome self here anytime."
Alejandro takes a seat before whispering, "What's wrong?"
"Well, I just miss that string bean. He can be annoying but I miss hearing about his "mad skills." Leshawna says dreamily.
"He was an interesting amigo."
Duncan, who was taking a walk around the plane still wrapped up with bandages and stretching himself, saw those two talking while everyone was asleep.
Confessional: Duncan
"Something seems off with that guy because there's no way he is this good. I may as well hear this one out."
Confessional Ends
Leshawna looks over to Alejandro before saying, "I just don't understand why he would quit the way he did."
"I'm not sure about much," Alejandro began to whisper, "But I did see something that you may want to hear."
The sister with 'tude asked, "What do you want to say?"
Alejandro leaned over and said quietly, "Well, I did see someone talk to Harold about honor and how to impress you." Leshawna looked flustered, and the Hispanic leaned over whispering the name.
Duncan, who was still watching, gasped in shock with the knowledge that his suspicions were coming true and walked away from the door back to first class. The punk from juvie couldn't believe what he was hearing.
"Why are you telling me all this?" she asked.
"I just knew that you had to know," he replied. Leshawna smiled at Alejandro being thoughtful.
Confessional: Leshawna
She glares at the camera, "OHHH, they are so going to get it this time. I did not like what happened before the season but OOH they crossed the line!"
Confessional Ends
Confessional: Alejandro
"I'm going to make sure Team Victory does not make the merge, and that had to start with Harold. I've seen how he can go under the radar and be a threat so I took care of him swiftly before it was too late. No regrets, it was all just business." he grins cheekily at the camera.
Confessional Ends
Chris starts to sign off the episode, "Wow, Alejandro is not messing around this season. Sayonara from Japan! Where will our travels take us next? Will Team Amazon be able to keep their fragile peace? What other products does Chef want to sell? All these questions and many more probably won't be answered on the next episode of Total Drama World Tour!" A panel of the plane falls off after Chris finishes singing World Tour, officially signing off the episode.
Voting Confessionals:
Lindsay, as shown earlier, stamped all of the passports delightfully.
"Sorry Harold, but this was all on you today," Bridgette said before stamping his passport.
"May as well vote off DJ since he doesn't want to be here, eh," Ezekiel chooses DJ's passport.
Leshawna looks over to both DJ's and Harold's passports. "This is a hard decision." DJ votes himself, "Mama I'm coming home," he sings.
Harold votes himself with a smile on his face
"Well, not like I have another choice," as Sadie votes off Harold.
T'sing T'sing the panda growls as he angrily stamps DJ's passport.
Exclusive clip: "This was really for the best. I was starting to get a little claustrophobic in the plane anyway. There are only so many cubic feet of air in the average airliner and so— (grunts) I will miss Leshawna and seeing the world and— gosh! What did this guy eat?! (Harold lands into a sumo-wrestler underwear) Gosh, was it? Was it? Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy
Fishtails?!"
Results:
Harold (quits): (Harold, Bridgette, Sadie)
DJ: (DJ, Leshawna, Ezekiel, and T'sing T'sing)
(Lindsay votes for everyone)
Rankings:
Harold
Izzy
With that, we see the end of Chapter 3 come to a close. I love Harold, but this just wasn't his story to shine in and this will tie in more into the next chapter and aftermaths. This also shows how great Alejandro can be as a villain and I wanted to utilize him more. As for DJ's animal curse, that will be taken care of shortly and will not take nearly as long as it did in canon. Fun fact, had Lindsay voted, it would have been for Harold 100%. How will Leshawna react? What will come of the three teams? Find out next time!
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