the camera pans back to the same room as before, with a large audience watching*
Black Button: Well, hello again viewers, and welcome to the second episode of WOLF Aftermath! I'm Black Button!
Bread: ...Were you expecting me to say something?
Black Button: Ugh, he does this every time... This is Bread, as you may know already. Anyways, we are going to bring in every eliminated contestant, and give them time to shine! First up, Elon Musk!
Elon walks into the room, clearly annoyed that he has to even be here*
Elon Musk: Ugh, a bunch of 120IQ degenerates... I only do interviews with the elitest of the elite.
Black Button: Okay, do you have anything to say?
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Elon Musk: No.
he walks out of the room*
Black Button: Well that was rude! Our next guest tonight, will be...
he patiently looks at Bread, waiting for a response*
Bread: Ugh, it's Four Matter next.
he walks into the room, hearing very few people clapping*
Four Matter: Hey guys! How is the audience tonight?
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(Oh brother, this guy stinks!)
Four Matter: Do you all hate me that much? No wonder i was the second boot...
Bread: You're bland as hell, no wonder indeed.
Black Button: Hey, don't be rude to the guy! He's probably just misunderstood! Anything you wanna say?
Four Matter: Well, I enjoyed the time i had with my team! Even if it was only a few days...
Black Button: Alright, next guest! Please welcome, Rosalina!
the audience claps more than before*
Rosalina: Oh, well, thank you all!
Black Button: Anyways, how have you been in your almost month of being eliminated?
Bread: This is so f''king sh'tty...
Rosalina: Well, not much at all has happened. but I recently reunited with a friend, and made a new one! She was actually in the failed debuters episode!
Bread: Gee, that's *so* nice.
Black Button: Stop being so rude! She found friendship, and that's great! I hope it works out well!
Rosalina: Aww, thank you...
Bread: Alright alright, now go. Let's not waste any time, I'm getting paid by the show not the hour.
Black Button: I think you mean by the episode.
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Bread: F''k you.
Black Button: Alright Rosalina, thank you for your time! Now, let's move on to Mafiso Eduardo!
Mafiso Eduardo: Heyo!
a lot more clapping can be heard from the audience*
Mafiso Eduardo: Well, before ya even ask me what i have to say, there's a lot! For example, my parents, being my ma, and my pops, which he now flies high above god rest his soul, misspelled my name at birth, so rather than being Mafiso, it would've been Mafioso. I like the name i have betta though, so it worked out in the end.
Black Button: Oh, that's neat. Sorry about your parents though.
Bread: If I'm being fully honest, you're one of the only people here I like. Your gangster/mafia aesthetic is neat.
Mafiso Eduardo: Thank you very much.
Black Button: Now, i would absolutely love to hear the rest, but unfortunately we just don't have time. So you're gonna have to say goodnight to the audience, and we'll welcome the next guest.
Mafiso Eduardo: Ah, thank ya guys for lettin' me on here. It was pretty fun!
he walks out*
Bread: Alright, the next guest. It's a literal d'mn Pokemon who cannot speak. Come on in, Scolipede.
Scolipede steps in, and feels confusion from there being so many people that close*
Black Button: Whoa buddy, calm down-
Upon seeing Black Button's advance, Scolipede flips out and starts to attack the audience, who scream in return*
Black Button: Holy crap! Calm down!
Bread takes a sip of coffee*
Bread: Not the weirdest afternoon.
Black Button: HOLY-
Scolipede gashes the camera*
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Black Button: Okay, after a short reprieve, we are back. Sorry about that, ha ha ha...
Yellow Imposter appears behind them*
Yellow Imposter: Sussy imposter! Har har har har!
Bread: Oh my god dude, can you not do that?!?
Black Button: Are you even going to say anything?
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Yellow Imposter: August 12th, 2036. Heat death of the universe. August 12th, 2036. The heat death of the universe. August 12th, 2036. The heat death of the universe.
Black Button: I'm sorry, what was that?
Yellow Imposter: *Red Angry Birds noise*
Bread: I'm actually going to lose my mind...
Black Button: Okay, Donkey Kong is next.
he walks in, and recieves a mix of boos and claps"
Donkey Kong: Um, hi, I guess.
Black Button: You seem different from your time on the show, what happened?
Donkey Kong: I want to speed through this interview so i can go back to Adam, we were playing a game until you guys interrupted us. It makes me angry when people interrupt! REALLY ANGRY!
He slams the floor three times*
Bread: Calm the hell down, you big ape.
Black Button: I think it's best for you to leave, and we'll move on to Gigachad.
Donkey Kong: Works for me!
he walks out, and Gigachad walks in the room*
Gigachad: Hello peeps... Aw man, now i want Peep marshmallows..
Bread: Do you have anything to say that isn't a memed out retort?
Black Button: I don't think that's how you use retort-
Bread pulls a string, and an anvil falls on Black Button, crushing him*
Bread: Anyways, say something intelligent or get the hell out.
Gigachad: You're honestly pretty... Chad-phobic.
Bread: Get the hell out of my studio! NEXT! Oh, and we're not interviewing the dog. It's just an animal.
Lucifer: Hey guys!
the clapping intensifies to hoots and hollers*
(I LOVE YOU, LUCIFER!)
Lucifer: Whoa, slow down now. I just got here, you know!
Bread: Alright, talk already.
Black Button woozily attempts to stand back up, when Bread opens a can of cat food and throws it at Black Button, causing cats to swarm him*
Black Button: OW! Oh, jesus! STOP!
Lucifer: Hey, you should be nicer to your friend over there!
Bread: Friend? *scoff* You make me laugh. Alright, that's enough comedy, bye.
Lucifer: But I didn't even get to-
Adam: Well well well, look who decided to rear his ugly head. I guess the domestic life wasn't boring enough, eh?
Lucifer: Oh great, not this a$$hole...
Adam: What's the problem? Are you scared? Hmm?
Lucifer: No, I just don't feel like dealing with another little girl. Except this one isn't lovable at all, just a little punk.
Adam: You motherf-
Bread: Okay, get out.
they kick Lucifer and Adam out, who then brawl in the hallway*
Bread: Alright, let's bring in the reaper.
Black Button: I finally got those cats off of me! Thank god that-
Bread straps a makeshift rocket to Black Button, who then goes flying*
Black Button: Oh my GOD-!
he crashes through the ceiling*
Bread: C'mon Death, do something.
Death: I have to say, I'm quite amused by these little gags you've been doing. I think I'll take my leave.
Bread: Oh come on, you're one of the cool contestants! Ugh...
Death walks out, then Mike walks in*
Mike: Hey, losers. Don't mind the name calling, most of you are hopefully not sensitive enough to be mad.
Bread: I like you already.
Mike: But yeah, not jacksh't has happened while I've been here. Lucifer exists, but that's it.
Megamind: Is it my turn yet?
Mike: No, it's not. But go ahead, I've got no reason to stay here anyway. Bye.
he walks out*
Megamind: I apologize. I did not mean to drive him away like that.
Bread: Sure, sure you didn't.
Megamind: What am I supposed to say here? No one here besides Rosalina, and that nice lady Ms. Morningstar have talked to me!
Bread: Heh, what a loser... You didn't hear, right?
Megamind: Hear what?
Bread: Okay, good.
he delivers a kick that knocks Megamind out of the room*
RDJ: Did I miss the party?
Bread: No.
RDJ: Good. Now, it's time for an entire essay about how to make the perfect cheeseburger. First, you must grill the patty to it's halfway point, then carefully put one slice of american cheese on it. Let it sizzle for a while longer. Then, begin prepping the buns. I personally like a combination of ketchup on one bun, and mayonnaise on the other. Thinly spread it with a knife. Then, prepare the vegetables. I like onions, and pickles on my burger. Tomato is not required, simply optional. Take some onion rings, and put them on a sheet, then put that in the oven for about 20 minutes on 375. Then, once it's all done, you assemble the burger, put a generous serving of onion rings, you can put them in the burger too, it doesn't matter. Now, you should have the perfect burger. Dig in. Best served with a side of wine, or better yet, chocolate milk.
Bread: Wow, thanks for the essay i will NEVER use. It was *real* helpful.
RDJ: My objective is done. Goodbye now.
he walks out, and Cuphead walks in while holding Molly*
Cuphead: Hey fellas! How are you doing today? I brought the puppy with me! I love this puppy, it's the only friend I've made here.
Molly squirms and flops out of his arms, and begins to clean herself on the floor*
Bread: *in a sarcastic tone* Aw look, little boy found a wittle fwiend. It's just like Marley and Me.
Black Button crashes back into the building, causing a massive hole in the wall, which every resident sees*
Black Button: I am DONE, WITH THIS JOB! EVERY TIME I GO ON SET, I AM ABUSED AND LAUGHED AT! NOBODY TAKES ME SERIOUSLY, AND THEN YOU DO SH'T LIKE THIS! YOU DROPPED AN ANVIL ON MY HEAD! YOU SENT CATS AFTER ME! YOU STRAPPED A ROCKET TO MY BACK! AND YOUR GODD'MN ATTITUDE, UGH I HATE IT! I HATE THIS SH'T! I AM OVER IT! GOOD F''KING NIGHT!
Bread: *scoffs* Good riddance. Anyways that's gonna do it for tonight's show, I don't have anyone to torment anymore, so I'm passing in my resignation. Bye.
the camera fades to black, as the program ends*