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She didn't know how to bring it up.

'That sex was just... so unsatisfying.' Naruto wasn't looking at Yor, instead he was deleting all of the pictures her took of his orgy with Team RWBY from his scroll. Now that he didn't need them, he didn't need to have something so perverted on his scroll. As he looked at the pictures though, he couldn't help but recall the night.

None of the girls were really that good at sex, other than Blake.

Blake was the only Non-Virgin among the girls he had sex with that night, and she did kind of know what she was doing. Yang was surprisingly a virgin, and obviously Weiss and Ruby had their cherries popped by him. The simple fact was that none of them were all that impressive, or had the stamina to keep going as long as he needed to go in order to feel satisfied down to his bones.

It didn't matter that he came like 23 times.

As long as he could keep going it didn't matter if how much he came, because if he could still go on, that meant he wasn't satisfied. The girls just lacked the skills and stamina, and he couldn't be rough with them. He liked gentle sex, but rough sex was what made him feel the best and satisfied him the most. A girl he had to treat like a piece of tissue paper like Weiss, with delicate touches and kisses, just didn't do it for him. He couldn't be rough with Yang, or risk her catching the bed on fire, and she was quite the delicate flower herself in the sack.

'... and I wasn't in love with any of them... I just didn't really feel it.' Naruto also liked the girls, but he had no feelings of romantic love for any of them in all honesty.

There was a knock on the door.

Naruto turned his scroll off and went across the room to open the door.

Taiyang Xiao Long was standing there.

"Uzumaki Naruto... which one of you bastards is the guy who-" Taiyang didn't stand a chance when Naruto just sucker punched him in the cheek and knocked him across the hallway. He did get the attention of Trevor, who woke up from his nap, and Illya who looked up from her video game. They heard the sounds of somebody getting decked, and there was a loud banging sound from across the hallway.

...

"Well shit, instinct just kicked in and I punched the guy... is he... okay he is still breathing, just knocked out." Naruto looked with squinted eyes down the hallway. The father of no doubt Yang and Ruby, was knocked unconscious, but breathing and alive.

"What kind of instinct is that?"

"That is the kind of instinct of oh, some girl's dad is here to fight me... well..."

"Why do you have that instinct to punch dads?" Yor asked curiously.

"Ninja, Faunus, homeless... put two and two together. There were times when I had to seduce women to just have a place to sleep for the night... you would be surprised at the number of women who want to try faunus for a night... it's kind of a fetish. Not a big fan of it." Naruto went back to his bed and opened his book back up. His answer satisfied Yor, who went back to reading her own book.

-Hours Later-

When there was a knock on the door, Naruto opened it up.

"Please don't punch me! I just want to talk!" Taiyang raised his arms up in surrender.

If Naruto had punched him, it would be the 9th time he was knocked out in the past 4 hours, the man had given up on fighting at this point.

"I didn't rape your daughters. No, I'm not dating them right now. I have no plans to take any responsibility, because they aren't pregnant. I don't plan on making the sex a regular thing. The reason I had sex with them was to teach show them the tricks guys would use to seduce them. I was super gentle with them the entire time, and never hurt them." Naruto started to list off the different things that he knew Taiyang would want to talk about now that he wasn't in a fighting mood.

"Uh."

"I'm their friend, so you should be thanking me. Now your daughters know how to look for the signs a guy is seducing them. I made sure they were satisfied, and also made sure they got to their room safe the next morning. I paid for their dinner, and their breakfast the next morning. I was kind and respectful the entire time." Naruto listed off even more stuff, and the older man was just unsure of what to say or ask at that point. If Naruto was being honest with him, then he really couldn't have much to complain about.

"If you break their hearts-"

"I'm not dating them, I'm just a friend... anyway, I'm a faunus... do you really want them dating me... you are human." Naruto showed off his tails.

Taiyang got angry.

"I'm not a racist, that doesn't matter to me... I just want what is best for my girls."

"Great, then we're in agreement. I want what is best for them to, and I'm already in a relationship-" Naruto heard the sound of a book being ripped in half, and a scroll being snapped. Yor had freaked out and ripped up her book, while Illya looked murderous as she snapped her scroll right in half. "... with her." Naruto pointed to Yor after weighing his options.

Taiyang looked at Yor.

"... Fair enough... I'll just leave you alone now." Taiyang left, and Naruto closed the door.

Yor was blushing and holding her ripped book in front of her face.

"How did that work?" Trevor was amazed by the bullfuckery that he had just witnessed with his eyes. Naruto had managed to talk down an angry father after sleeping with his daughters in an orgy.

Naruto raised his fist.

"... With my Legendary Talking Power... first, I kick a person's ass and show them I'm stronger than them... and then... they become very willing to listen to me. People don't want to listen if you don't kick their ass first." Naruto cracked his knuckles.

Yor thought about that.

"... So if you want somebody to listen, you need to kick their booty first?"

"I said ass, but yes." Naruto gave a slight correction to Yor's statement. She put her ripped book on her bed, before standing up and walking towards Naruto. She looked like she had something she wanted to say to him.

So she punched him in the face.

Naruto was no longer in their room, instead he was laying in the grass outside of the dorms moments later.

"OW!" Naruto rubbed his jaw, because Yor punched HARD. "WHAT WAS... OH GOD!?" Naruto jumped when Yor landed in the crater he had been in. She looked like she was ready to fight to the death again. "Why?"

"I wish to court you! I will use this Talk Power you spoke of, and force you to accept my confession of affection! If I kick your booty, then you will date me... because the loser has to listen to the winner." Yor had a bright smile on her face, and she had the greatest misunderstanding of all time it would seem.

"HAHAHAAH!"

"I said ass, not booty... and Trevor, STOP-" Naruto was about to say laughing, but he took a Yor to the face again as she put all of her strength and weight behind a mule kick. He braced himself and didn't get sent flying though.

"I wish to date you!"

"Cool, thank you Yor, I accept your feelings, please don't kick my ass!" Naruto gave her a double thumbs up when she started to unleash short punches at him. He ducked and weaved them. It was close quarters combat now between him and Yor, and she was all smiles and sunshine now. "... We can date, so please stop throwing punches at me."

"Promise you won't have meaningless sex anymore. Emotionless sex is bad for you."

"... I'm a ninja Yor, sometimes I gotta do it for my job... it isn't like you've never done..."

...

"Oh... you've never seduced a person with your body..." Naruto rubbed the back of his head and closed his eyes as he thought about it. Yor was kind of dumb, so it made sense that she wouldn't use seduction as a primary focus of assassination. Seduction took smarts and knowing the human mind very well, and Yor just was not that seduction smart.

She was red in the face.

He just called her a virgin after all.

"Hahah!"

"Why are you laughing, Yor is your competition now?" Trevor asked Illya, who laughed.

"... Because, Yor scares me just a little, and if I'm going to share with anyone... might as well be her. Also, if Naruto dates Yor... who else is going to try and take him... Yor is terrifying."

"You're terrifying, Yor is adorable."

Thus, the world's most terrifying and stupid power couple formed.

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