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This little snip was wriiten by Roaming Bunger on Spacebattles! I only edited the typos and added the title.
APOCRYPHA: Most definitely not magic! – by Roaming Bunger
And that completes our presentation on earth does anyone have questions. Ah yes you in the back.
Random Turian: Hi I just had a question about the magic gemstone.
Wha- Sir there are no magic gemstone, their is no magic on earth period. Things like the chaos emeralds or warp topaz aren't magical, their just utilizing chaos energy in way we have yet to understand.
Random Turian: Ah so chaos energy is magic then, got it.
What NO! Chaos energy is not magic! It's just special energy that has its own unique properties. Properties we admittedly don't fully understand but can the same not also be said of element zero!
Random Asari: But Element zero makes sense and still follows the laws of the universe. Chaos energy breaks the Laws of the universe all the time, and does it without consequence. Heck even if we rule out chaos as magic then what about all the non-chaos based magic earth seems to have.
Oh please, their nothing magical on earth, give me one example.
Random Asari: I have three like the literally magic storybooks that suck you into them and let you play out the story. Or the impossibly powerful godlike being that hang around earth. Or how about the fact that both time travel and traveling into different dimensions are a thing only on earth.
Random Turian: Whoa, ease up on mentioning time travel, the Salarian over there is still foaming at the mouth and convulsing on the floor after the first time the guy said it. And that was like 2 hours ago.
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I hate this job.