Authors note: warnings sexual indendu
Chapter 7: a month and 12 Days later
Dear diary
It has been a month and 12 days since the funeral and everyone is still talking about how Valatino is this poor sad boy who was mis understood…
I blame Papa stolas for being illiterate and making words sound really good
Me and Lucifer are getting closer I guess when accidently killing a "King bee" is good bonding as we go to parks and talk about books we read and what is going on. I maybe thinking about asking him to go study…when people stop wearing black and morning for Valatino…
And speaking of Valatino
"Hay fatso what are you writing porn about your new boy toy?" Asked the Ghost of Valatino as Adam growled a bit as he sat in his room glad it was the weekend and he had another visit later with his freind…boyfriend hard to tell with Lucifer.
His ghost still haunts me as a annoyance though calling me fatso
Adam leans back on his chair and looks on his belly, normally thanks to his Papa stolas he gets bigger shirts for his girth but lately his shirts were snugging up as today he was wearing a white shirt with a guitar and two wings and the words "Led Zeppelin" and while it normally fit his slightly pudgy belly, the soft pale skin was peaking from underneath as he recounted how over the past month and 12 days he had been throwing up and eating more and putting on more weight…ok a lot of weight but mostly on his mid section and felt emotionally…blech at times. Annoyingly Valatino kept being rude about his boost in weight
I dont know why I have been throwing up and feeling the need to eat more its embarrassing and I honestly hope that Lucifer dosent notice since I dont know if Lucifer liked chubby angels or would be disgusted.
But oddly…and I hope its not bad because angels cant get sick or tumors that its not a tumor since I feel the underside and it felt…firm.
"Good gods I hope its not a tumor" he said as he rubbed his stomach as he pressed down gently and felt a slight firm resistance that he pulled back "But speaking of weight Val ever since you died Vox seems to be gaining weight as well as many students didnt noticed a small belly on Vox's waist but he Is starting to wear sweaters" said Adam confused as Valatino just kept quiet as the angel exasperated sighed.
"I am going crazy I am talking to a dead moth sinner who should LEAVE ME ALONE!" He yelled "Adam are you ok?" Said a voice as the door opened showing Stolas but dressed in a male outfit as its his male day as he looked at his adopted dad-mom "I'm Fine dad just…woozy a bit" he said as Stolas hummed "Well last time I check you ate through three weeks of pudding I set aside for me and Blitzys lunches in one day are you sure your ok? You have been gaining a bit of weight?" Said Stolas "I am fine seriously *gets up* I am going out" he said as he walked pass his adopted parent as Stolas hummed worried for is adopted son as Adam walked down the street sighing. "That was close maybe things are just stressful especially with my guest following me" he said glaring at Valatino who was looking away as Adam continued to on the path to visit Stella.
"Things have changed and I am glad that Valatino is gone even with everyone morning and in black and then there is Vox…he has been acting odd" he pondered as Vox belly seemed more…swollen and he has been eating more and throwing up and was starting to wear baggy cloths. Soon school came as Adam walked down the hallway seeing people still talking about there day or Valatino as the ghost of the moth peened as he stuck his tongue out. As he made his way to Lucifers home as the pale angel invited him in as the two watched tv…but it was the news as Velvette was giving a memorial to Valatino which annoyed the duo.
"Still going on about the moth pimp? It has ben what a month?" Asked Lucifer "And 12 days Luci and people are still primming for the moth" said Adam as Lucifer was studying the chubby angel as said chubby angel blushed "Um Luci is everything ok?" He asked as Lucifer was about to speak to speak up "Ah Lucifer is that your new freind?" Said a female voice as a taller angel that looked like a serapham dressed in a business suit with a bag filled with beer and wine as Lucifer sighed "Yes Mom, he is my freind" he said as the seraphim chuckled "Well looks like you got over and got you self a plush little date" she said as Lucifer just frowned as Adam blushed at being called plush but was curious as Sera didnt noticed "It was a pain and a half, there was a group of old demons and angels who tried to stop me from giving the command to blow up a fleabag hotel just because of a famous person who stayed there *Pours a glass of wine* recall Kansas Lucier?" She asked drinking down the glass.
"I did Mom" said Lucifer "Lots of sinners who tried to save the memorial oaks society for there kind, traitors the angels who decided to join the only good sinner is a dead one *Looks at Adam* so you gonna tell me the name of your new boy toy?" She asked a bit tipsy as the wine was a bit…strong aged "Right, Adam this is Sera, Sera this is Adam and he is not my boy toy, he is my boy freind" he said as Sera smirked and gave Adam a glass of wine as the poor angel felt sick "Drink up cutie" she said as Lucifer took it and dumped down the sink "No underage drinking Mom" he said coldly as Adam was relived but scared as he felt a strange instinct "Fine fine, but at least ask the boy to dinner" said Sera as she went to get changed "I dont think that's a good idea" said Lucifer with a ark tone "Come on its not every day you finally started to move on from Lilith she was to prissy with her music and rebellious attitude so much like Emily who cared to much about what the well being of these filthy human souls." Said Sera as Adam quickly got up.
"Ahhh my moms are making my favorite meal tonight…spaghetti lots of cheese and Oregano" she said as Lucifer nodded "Good, good, the last time I saw my Aunty she was waving at me outside the window of a library in Texas right Sera?" Asked Lucifer as Sera looked away "Right" she said though her voice was flat as Adam got nervous "Ok…I'll see you tommorow?" He asked with a grimace smile as Lucifer was quiet as Adam just slowly backed out "I'll see you. Tommorow?" He asked again but seeing there was no response…he quickly left and got home as he wrote a new entery in his diary
October 1 20xx
Dear diary-
Lucifers mom will NOT be speaking at our wedding
The sound of his phone ringing pulled Adam out of his writing in his quiet room as he picked dup his iPhone and saw on the ID it was Velvette as he called her.
Velvette: Adam I am at the cemetery I need your help
That worried surprised him "Velvette?" Are you ok?" He questioned being bad if Velvette was calling a social pariah
Velvette: Its Chaz he…just hurry up and get here ok?
She then hung up which concerned Adam as he sighed and hurried the the cemetery. When he got there Velvette was waiting in Vox's Jeep as she was gnawing on her lower lip worried as Adam hurried over to her as she rolled the windows down "I got here as quickly as I can is Chaz ok?" He asked he may not had cared for the loan shark but one death was enough in the town "He passed out , Chaz, Striker, Vox and I came here to pour a jug of high beer over Valatinos grave, you know from her homes *Adam gave a look* but Chaz and Striker drank it all Striker and Vox went off together and then Chaz started to grab me and won't stop" started Velvete as Adam having no idea where this was going as he placed his arms on his hips "After everything that happened at Strikers party why call me of all people?" He asked.
"Welll that was the deal, if I got you here, Chaz promised to leave me alone" she said as Adam just blinked at that unable to believe it and got mad "So you avoided date-rape by volenteering me for a date rip" he said angery at the deception as Velvette made a face "Good god you make it sound ugly" she said as Adam about faced "I am leaving now" he said pissed. As neither one of them noticed Chaz emerging from behind the car unil his loud drunken voice pierced their eardrums "Heeeeeyyyyyyyy Aaaaaaaddddaaaammmmm" he grinend a sharp toothed grin as he stumbled over to him "Come on I waited ten whole beers for you" he said stumbling and collapsed at his feet
Vox voice: god damm it Striker I said I am done! Sober up idiot
Vox then stalked through the woods at the edge of the cemetery as he hurriedly buttoned up a suit though he was struggling with the lower button due to his protruding belly as he sharply knocked on Velvets door window "Velvette open the door now!" He yelled as she flicked the lock off as Vox climbed into the car as Striker stumbled into the area as Velvette locked the door as she whispered something to Vox as he oddly caressed his belly confusing Adam but was more focused on the drunk skunk of a serpent imp "Coooommmmm onnnnn Voxxx you cant stop this my balls…they like this big hydroelectric dam and the pressure is building up and it hurts soooobad" slurred Striker as his pants were down as he was jerking off as his swirly eyes saw Adam and grinned.
Striker: Heyyyyyy Adam
He started as Adam made a face "Dont even think of it you have a left hand use it" said Adam stepping back.
Striker: Dont talk mean like that
Chaz *Getting up but still dizzy* you'll hurt their feelings (Adam: what in the name of my father do you mean?)
You make my balls so blue (Adam: you got to be kidding me)
Striker: You hurt them badly
Chaz: You make my balls so blue
The two tried to make a grab for the chubby angel as he was moving away from them dodging them as they tried to grab him, but luckily they were drunk as a skunk so it was easy to avoid them as Adam went around the jeep to dodge them
Striker: The'yre hanging sadly
Chaz: *Lowers his pants* what did they do to you that you hate them so?
Striker: Dont run from me they're all beat up
Striker and Cha: Like a tackling dummy!
"For the last time forget it my parents taught me not to have sex with those I hate" he said as neither demons care.
Striker: They long for your embrace!
Chaz: they're warm like Mittens!
Striker: They'll cure up on your face
The duo seem to curl close on each other begging for the angel to fill them or for them to fill the angel as Adam quickly moved away from the drunk idiots.
Chaz: and purr like kittens!
Striker: You make my balls so blue!
Striker and Chaz: Just look at them glow…
Striker: They're begging you!
Striker and Chaz: dont make my balls so blue
Annoyed Adam tried to force the door open "Vox?, Velvette? Open the door now!" He demanded slamming on the door to open up.
Vox and Velvette: Oh no oh no oh no! (Adam: Come on open the door!)
Striker *Kneeding close* You make my balls so blue *Shows his lower pants* So please say hello
Chaz: hold em!
Striker: Enfold 'em
Striker and Chaz: And never let go!
Striker *Licked his lips as he got closer to Adam as he backed off* Once you were geeky and nerdy
Chaz *Had a hunger look* But they knew you're dirty
Striker: You've set them on fire
Striker and Chaz: what ever you require they'll do! So take em home to meet your parents (Adam: I WILL NOT!)
Chaz: they'll we are a suit and tie
Striker, Vox and Velvette: and a fancy coller
Chaz: the'll sing a lullaby
Striker and Chaz: Lalalala
Striker, Chazz, Vox and Velvette: Please make these balls not blue
"For the umpteenth time just stop I am not gonna do it *Underbreath* I mean I did the deed with Lucifer but I dont need to mate with these losers" said Adam as the duo were insistent.
Chaz: Just for a while!
Striker: Cant wait till later
Chaz and Striker *Humping there pants and privates keeping for release* My pants are rubbing
Chaz, Striker, Vox and Velvette: Like a hot cheese grater!
Adam growled knowing these two will keep at it till he saw there were more cans jugs of beer and booze near the entrance to the woods and got an idea "Hay booze drink that! Then we can get wild" sci Adam pointing to it as Striker and Chaz grinned stupidly and went to town on them getting more dizzy and drunk.
Striker: Thank you so much *Guzzles a can down*
Chaz *Guzzles them down* they will protect you
Striker: Defend you
Chaz: respect you
Striker: Befriend you
Chaz: like winnie-the-pooh (Vox and Velvet: Winnie the Pooh)
Striker: Baby, baby, there so blue!
Chaz: My balls will work for you
Striker, Vox and Velvette: They will obey ya!
Chaz: they really need a rescue!
Striker, Vox and Velvette: Like Princess Leia (Adam: On what planet!?)
Striker and Chaz: Baby you gots to come through
Striker: Teach them to smile!
Chaz, Vox and Velvette: You got no clue how much these two
Chaz, Striker, Vox and Velvette: Depend on you
Please help them through! My balls are in your court (Adam: I am on no ones court nor will I ever!)
Chaz and Strike: Yeah!
Vox and Velvette: You make them balls so blue (Adam can tell the two are just happy they are not the victims and he was the target)
Chaz and Striker *Getting to close for comfort to Adam* you make my balls so blue
Vox and Velvette: you make them balls so blue!
"Thats it!" Yelled Adam as he gave a firm kick on the Imp and shark
Chaz and Striker: Oww!
Vox and Velvette: You make them balls so blue!
Chaz and Striker: you make my balls so blue
Being save in there care as the two remaining V's were getting heated up seeing the imp and Loan shark were caressing and playing around as they grinned big watching.
Vox and Velvette: you make my balls so blue!
You shake them, you quake them
That was it and the limit as Adam decided to use a lesson his parents and sisters taught him in such emergencies "Anti manner kick course!" He yelled and kicked Chaz and Striker bellow the belt as they moaned "Good gods" they moaned as Vox and Velvette were surprised and glad they were in the car.
Vox and Velvette: you break—
Striker and Chaz: my balls! You make my balls so blue! *Moan in pain*
Vox and Velvette: you make my balls so blue! You take them
Striker and Chaz then showed there privates "Just lookout Lookout! Lookit! Lookit!
Tired of it all Adam just walked away glad Chaz and Striker were both down due to kicking bellow the belt as he was mortified.
Vox and Velvette: You bake them Chrissake—
Vox, Velvette, Striker, Chaz: you make my balls so blue!
Please make their dreams come true and make these balls not so blue!
Adam just power walked away just angery at being fooled and how close Chaz and Striker nearly raped him as he felt tears weld as he carefully snuck into his home as he didnt want to face his parents he just want to be alone…or maybe not alone as he had Lucifer…but not yet he just wanted to cry for a strange reason.
Authors note: I am taking a shower this is really mortifying I dont care if it was part of the musical so I am warning readers this chapter is…M
But at least it gets to the juicy parts of the musical as next chapter Adam talks to Lucifer who tries to help the crying angel and plans revenge…and its not a good type of revenge!