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Update 6/26/2024: New chapters may be added every so often. These chapters will be labelled as 'Bonus Chapter', and begin at this story's chapter 83. Note that the writing style may be quite different from prior ones-it has been nine years since this story was first published, after all. (oh god im elderly now)

This chapter 1 is the compiled version of the previous chapters 1, 2, and 3.

This is the first (and only) chapter of the rewritten version.

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To the 7: Do you know who Rick Riordan is?

"Yeah. He's like, this writer and stuff." Percy muttered, yawning.

"I've always wondered how he knew about our lives," Leo said, raising an eyebrow.

"Should we tell them, Percy?" Annabeth chided gently.

"Tell us what?!" Piper exclaimed.

"Rick is our . . . author. We're all . . . fictional characters . . ." Percy said creepily.

"WHAT?!" shouted Leo.

"B-but . . . I FEEL SO REAL!" Frank cried.

"Nooooooo! I'm fading away! " Leo moaned, 'melting' into the floor.

"HAHAHAHAHA! We got you guys good!" Annabeth laughed.

"But then . . . who is Rick Riordan?" Piper asked.

"Oh, he's just the God of Trolls."

To the seven: What fandom(s) are you in? -Koolkat0207

"I'm in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians fandom," Percy said seriously.

Jason laughed. " Is that even a fandom? Or did you make it up?"

"It's a real fandom. It's based on Percy." Annabeth countered.

"Wasn't this question in the last chapter?" Frank questioned.

"No, the last question was on Rick Riordan," Piper said.

Hazel said softly, "I'm in the Twilight fandom. . ."

Leo grinned. "I'm on Team Leo!"

"We're talking about fandoms, not teams you idiot!" Calypso snapped.

"Oops ", Leo said offhandedly, with a small shrug. "WhatEVER."

"I'm in the Warriors fandom," Reyna stated.

"Matchmakers fandom," said Piper, tossing her hair.

"I'm gonna go eat tacos," Leo said, walking in the direction of the kitchen.

"Good idea," Jason said, following Leo as Percy and Frank trailed behind him, also eager for food.

"I wonder if Leo knows how to make a blue taco," Percy said.

Annabeth, Piper, Calypso, and Hazel shared a look. "Boys."

To anyone: Any New Year's Resolutions?

"Tell Katie of my unending love for her," Travis muttered under his breath.

Katie faintly heard and exclaimed out loud "Awwww! That's so cute! Really?"

"Katie?!" Travis said, spinning around with his face completely red. "Well, yes, I do like you."

"I love you too," Katie whispered to him, as they walked across the strawberry fields and into the sunset.

"FIREWORKS!" Leo shouted at the top of his lungs.

" WHAT THE HADES?!" Frank said, clapping his hands over his ears, "DO YOU MEAN"

Leo rolled his eyes. "You know, fireworks. You set them off and watch them explode. You can also give people presents that blow up in their face. You're chinese you should know this!"

"Oh."

"Well, I'm gonna spend time with Hazel this year." Frank said.

" I'm going to spend time with Frank and Nico." Hazel said, smiling.

"My goal in life is to GET RID OF LEO & APOLLO!" Thalia huffed as Leo and Apollo chased after her with flowers and boxes of candy.

" To get Leo to stay with me . . . " Calypso said dejectedly as she watched the scene.

"I'll help you! Take him!" Thalia gasped, shoving Leo at Calypso.

"BLUE!" Said Percy.

"What the hades does that mean?!" Jason demanded.

"You know, to eat blue food." Percy explained offhandedly.

Annabeth cleared her throat. "And?" She said apprehensively, tapping her foot against the floor.

Percy continued, " And to spend time with Annabeth, the world's awesomest girlfriend!"

Annabeth grinned. "I want to spend time with Percy. " She said before they kissed.

Piper & Reyna squealed in delight. " Awwwww! Soooo cute! PERCABETH FOREVA!"

Nico complained, " this place is too happy, I'm leaving."

Reyna shouted after him, "Waaaaaiiit!"

Jason gulped and said "Well-"

Piper interjected and said " Jason and I wish to stay together! I love you, Jason."

Jason smiled softly. "I love you too Piper."

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-kittydj