I reread some of the HoO series today, and felt a bit nostalgic. I will note that I have not read all of Trials of Apollo, nor do I plan to. So, any future epilogue episodes (no promises) will only deal with PJO series content up to and including The Hidden Oracle.
Don't worry guys, Jason is totally still alive and fine :')
To the seven: Most ironic name? -BunearyBunny
Hazel: Octavian, in a way
Hazel: I mean, in the history books, Octavian's like this great emperor guy
Frank: Oh yeah, I know what you mean
Frank: If only that was the Octavian we knew
Hazel: Instead we have a scrawny dude
Frank: Who was SUPER obsessed with being the leader
Hazel: Who decided to TEAM UP with MONSTERS to try and destroy Camp Half-Blood
Frank: And just ended up making things worse and almost killing Leo!
Leo: Haha well, at least it was just almost, I'm still fi-
Percy: AND he MURDERED my panda :(
Percy: PERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU
Leo: *sarcastic* glad to know how much you guys care
Percy: In my defense, you're still alive and well
Percy: You even have Festus back and a girlfriend now
Percy: Perry's gone forever... off in pillow pet heaven... disemboweled brutally by a wannabe praetor...
Leo: Touché.
Piper:
Piper: I mean, if you think about it
Piper: I'm a real good candidate
Annabeth: With the charmspeak and all?
Piper: Yeah!
Annabeth: Ok but hear me out
Annabeth: Given all the adventures we've had at this point, I might as well change my last name to Chased
Annabeth: Seems to be reaaaal applicable sometimes
Percy: Could apply to your cousin Magnus too!
Percy: Also for irony, there is that one Norse goddess... what was her name again?
Annabeth: Hela?
Percy: You could say she's... being hela bad in hell :3
Annabeth: PERCY
Hazel: Let's move on from that pun, oh gods
Leo: I think Jason's got a claim to the title too
Leo: Grace, really?
Jason: I know, right?
Leo: Can't help but think it's another practical joke from Hera
Jason: I wouldn't put it past her, honestly
Piper: On the brighter side, you are very graceful in battle at least
Jason: I guess, but
Jason: I don't particularly want to be known as 'Jason Grace: the Battle Ballerina Extraordinaire'
Percy: Pfft
Leo: Pfft
Nico: Pfft
Jason: GUYS NO
Jason: DON'T YOU DARE START CALLING ME THAT
Hazel: Wait, when did Nico get here?
Nico: I'm always here
Nico: I'm in your shadows oooooo
Nico: Also, technically speaking, male ballerinas are traditionally called 'ballerinos' in Italian
Leo: He'll be a Battle Ballerino then
Percy: An extraodinaire one at that
Annabeth: You mean, an extraordinary one
Percy: Potato, tomato, it's all the same
Frank: Do you think we could sell merch of Jason being a Battle Ballerino Extraordinaire?
Frank: Maybe put some SPQR or CHB label on the bottom of a figurine
Annabeth: Honestly, not a bad idea at all
Annabeth: We are often in need of rebuilding funds
Jason: Guys please
Jason: Spare me
Leo: Hmm
Leo: Yeah I'll go make some drafts guys, I'll be back
Jason: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Sounds of Leo running off laughing with Jason chasing after]
Nico: Anyway, I'd say my last name is also fittingly ironic
Nico: Of the angels, and then I spend all my time in the dark underground
Hazel: Well, you're certainly pale enough to glow at this point
Nico: I guess
Nico:
Nico: Wait, hey! What are you trying to say?!
As always: Thank you for reading, and have a nice day! (or night)
-kittydj