Blake: Don't get me wrong, I'd love to dunk all over team CRDL, but JNPR doesn't deserve that.
Blake: Team, let's strategize. We're going to dunk JNPR straight to H***!
Nora (opposite team): Been there, done that. Hot and stuff, demons and whatever, no biggie.
Ren: Why are we doing this again?
Nora: Because we can't run away from a challenge!
Ren: I can, I do it all the time.
Ruby: When we see how JNPR guards us, we'll start hunting mismatches like we hunt grimm.
Yang: By charging right at them, guns blazing?
Ruby, irritated: No.
Weiss: By trying to 1v1 an ancient deathstalker?
Ruby, still irritated: No.
Blake: By wandering right into their nest and then…
Ruby: NO! I mean we'll go for their weak spots.
Blake, Weiss, and Yang: *shrugs*
Yang: But my way's at least twenty percent cooler.
Nora: *being solid as a wall*
Ren: *impassive as ever*
Pyhrra: *being calm*
Jaune: *rethinking all of his life choices with every step*
Nora: Time for you to crash and burn!
Weiss, other team: A Schnee neither crashes nor burns. Shall we take out the trash, then?
Nora, screaming: Did you just floor my man, with your chest?!
Yang: He wouldn't be the first.
Jaune: I'm glad we kept it a secret as long as we did. You did great. But now the cat's out of the bag.
Blake: *randomly sneezes*
Nora came down with the most ferocious dunk the gym had ever seen. Also, probably the last dunk the gym would ever see. Nora slammed the ball through the hoop with so much force that the rim bent almost straight down. The backboard glass shattered around the stunned teams and adrenaline charged Nora. There was nothing left to hold the rim up; Nora dropped to the ground.
Nora, holding up the ruined rim like a trophy: Did you SEE THAT!
Ren, helplessly: How could we not see that?
Nora: That should count double! That was a four-point dunk! Tell me I'm wrong!
The team leaders, slack-jawed, looked at each other.
Jaune: Whoops?
Everyone else: THAT'S A PRETTY BIG 'WHOOPS'.
Jaune: That's generous, thanks. But… what now?
Ruby: Well…I think we call Professor Goodwitch…
Jaune: …and then run away really fast.
Ruby: Yep.
Team RWBY wins, 1-0.
Next time, football.