{"The Wibbely leaver, and you're a pervert!"}
Theta was laid out on the creeper under the console, his whistle ringing throughout the room. Rory was underneath the glass floor with Fay as I sat in the pilot seat chilling. Theta was currently teaching Rory more about the Tardis and Rory was wanting to spend more time with Fay. "Hey, you." My body leaned over to the side as I watched Amy lean in towards Theta. He watched her with a slight frown, as she smiled suspiciously at him. "Hey." He responded back awkwardly, giving me a look. I shrugged slightly, "Listen, can we talk?" Amy asked him, his eyes widening as he spun to face me before he spun in a circle. "RORY!" I snorted at Theta's shout as Amy smacks him, pulling him out from underneath. "No shut up. I've just got a question, that's all." She spoke with a frown, "You ok up there?" Rory asked, popping his head out, goggles on his eyes.
"Yeah, fine, no problem." Theta grumbled out in response as he rolls back under. "What are you doing?" Amy asked as she looked down at her fiancé. "Helping the Doctor!" Rory replied to Amy, giving a small pause before he looked back up. "Ahm ... it's humming, is that OK?" He asked, Theta rolled back out. "Yeah, it's fine, we're just entering conceptual space. Imagine a banana. Or anything curved. Actually, don't, cause it's not curved or like a banana. Forget the banana!" He shouted, rolling back under once more. "Ahm ... is he helping you fly the TARDIS?" Amy asked looking towards me, to which I nodded in response. She gapped in annoyance, as Theta rolled out on last time and sitting up. "Oh, test of the couplings two, seven and eleven. Like I showed you." He stands up, moving to kiss my forehead as he walks by.
Fay hands Rory something, "How come he gets to go? You never let me have a go!" Amy complained with a frown, "Uh Doctor, don't. Seriously, I let her drive my car once." Fay laughed at his words as Amy scoffed in response. "Yeah, to the end of the road." She gripped, "Where, according to Amy, there was an unexpected house." This time I snorted, Amy and Rory arguing as he worked. "Aw, he's jealous because I passed my test first time." Amy teased with a confident smirk, "You cheated. You wore a skirt." Rory snapped, as Fay came bounding up the stairs with a smile. "I didn't wear a skirt." She snipped, Theta paused as he turned to face me. His eyes raking up and down my body as they glazed over, "Quite it, now's not the time." I gave him a short glare. "A little luck would have worked too." Theta snapped out of his thoughts as he moves around the console. I laughed, "No, no, I did wear a skirt, but it was any old skirt."
"Ever see Amy drive, Doctor?" I sighed slightly as I stood up, Fay immediately stealing my spot. "No." Theta and I spoke together, why would we ever see her drive? When would we even have time? "Neither did her driving examiner." Rory responded dryly, I let out a laugh as Amy's face pulled up and she pointed to the skirt she was wearing. "Actually, it was this one. It was this skirt." A dull explosion sounds and the tardis has suddenly stopped, tilting and going dark. There was a long pause, "What was that?" Amy asked quietly, I had fallen into Theta as he held onto the console. "Rory? Did you drop a thermo coupling?" Theta shouted as he helped me stand straight. "S-sorry." He sounded extremely guilty about it too.
"Ahhh! How did you do that? I told you don't drop them! I specifically mentioned not dropping them!" Theta shouted in annoyance as he walked around the console in confusion and annoyance. "It... it was my fault." Amy winced out, "Of course it wasn't your fault!" Theta snapped at her, Fay laughs, watching in amusement. "It kind of was her fault." Rory stated slowly, Amy looked super bashful as I smirked towards her. Theta still not getting it, "How could it be her fault?" Theta snapped in question as he came to a stop. "Because, it was my skirt and my husband, and your glass floor." Theta pauses as he looks down, then up, then down once more. "Ugh! Rory!" Theta uttered out indifference, that was probably why Fay had moved up though, she really should wear less revealing clothes.
"We've landed. The emergency materialisation should be fine, should have locked onto the safest space available." I explained as I crossed my arms over my chest, Theta's eyes zooming in on my chest for a second. I raise an eyebrow at him, he quickly cleared his throat and looked away. I flip a switch and everyone faces the door in shock. Fay stands up and moves in that direction with the rest of us. "Doctor, what's happened?" Amy asked, staring at the tardis within our tardis. That wasn't possible. "Safest spot available. The TARDIS has materialised inside itself." Theta slowly walks down the stairs as Rory points. "Is that supposed to happen?" Rory asked with wide eyes. "Take a guess." I muttered as bumped him, "No."
"That's the one." Theta uttered out as he placed his hand on sexy. "Well, what are you doing?" Amy asked with a frown, "I've absolutely no idea." He then walks through the small tardis, only to come through the front door of our tardis. He sticks his hand through, "OK, that is a bit weird." Amy breathed out, "That is actually pretty cool." Fay and Rory laugh in excitement while Theta grunts coming back through the small one. "Glad you're entertained, Rory. Now that we're stuck here for all eternity, at least you won't be bored." He snipped sarcastically as he came back towards us with a frown. "Wait! What? We're stuck?" Amy asked as we stood in front of Theta who had picked Fay up on the way up the steps. "Inside of the TARDIS is now joined to outside of the TARDIS, worse than a time loop, a space loop. Nothing can enter or leave this ship ever again."
Suddenly, the big tardis door opens and Amy comes walking through with a smirk on her face. "OK, kids, this is where it gets complicated." Amy 2 speaks, Theta immediately moves towards Amy 2 with a frown on his face. "Who the hell are you?" Amy 1 snipped, "I'm you ... from your future." Amy 2 shrugged as of it was no big deal. "Tell me exactly what's happened." Theta demands as he stands in front of us, "Well, the exterior shell of the TARDIS has drifted forwards in time. If you step into the box now you step inside the control room a tiny bit into the past." Amy 2 explained to us with a slightly confused look on her face as she explained it. "I don't understand." Amy 1 uttered out to herself, "Neither do I." Amy 2 spoke in a whisper, "But you just said it."
"No, I'm just repeating it. I'm just remembering what I heard myself saying when I was standing where you are standing now and repeting it, I'm just repeting this, too, and this ... and this..." Amy 2 paused within her own sentence, realizing she could just continue on if she didn't stop now. I watched silently as I crossed my arms with a cock of my head. Theta looked between us and her, "Ah, I still don't understand." Amy 1 frowned at her counterpart, "You still don't." She grumbled to herself, as Theta sighed. "Okay when does this Amy step inside the box? We need to maintain the timeline." I spoke up, moving down the steps to stand next to Theta. Fay hums quietly behind us, "As soon as she slaps Rory." Amy 2 responds, "Okay." Amy 1 immediately responds back with a nod.
Rory laughed in offense, "No, why do I get slapped?" He asked with a frown. "Because we have to stick to the established chain of events. One mistake and the whole timeline could collapse. We'd end up with two Amy Ponds forever and then what would you do?" Rory looks suggestively at Amy, who gasps and slaps him. Theta immediately moves forward, "Okay you! Into the Police Box... now!" Both Amy's now stand in front of the small tardis. "And then I become her?" Amy 1 questions, "Yes, go, go, go." I insisted as I moved up on the glass floor. Amy 1 turns to look at herself, "Do I really look like that?" She asked herself, who nods back with a smirk. "Yeah, yeah you do." She suddenly turns flirtatiously to herself. "Mmmm... I'd give you a driver's license." Amy 1 gives herself a once over, "I'll bet you would." Theta and I groaned in annoyance. "Ohhh... this is how it all ends... Pond flirting with herself..." Fay mutters out, sarcasm dripping from her words. Theta nods in agreement, "True love at last. Oh, sorry, Rory."
"Absolutely, no problem at all." Rory was most likely still fantasizing, although Theta couldn't say much. He would totally be the same way, "Now, Amy." I shouted, she nodded looking back to herself. "What's the first line?" She asked, "Okay kids. This is where it gets complicated." They smiles at one another, "Gotcha." An she steps inside, Amy 2 moving up to stand next to us. "So, is that it? Are we OK now?" She asked, as she bounded up the steps. "No, we're still trapped." The door opens again and this time it's both Amy and Rory. "What are you doing?" Theta snapped in exasperation. "You told us to get into the police box. From...from your point of view, you're about to tell us to get into the police box. From our point of view, you just told us to get into the police box, which is why we got in the police box, which is why we're here." Rory 2 explains, "Do I have to remember all of that?" Rory 1 asked turning to me with a frown for a second before looking back at himself.
"It just sort of happens." Rory 2 shrugs, "Hi." Amy 2 waves at Amy 3. "Hi." She flirts, Theta groans as he rolled his eyes. "Stop that! You two, into the police box now. Run." He demands pushing them inside. "So. What now?" Amy 3 asked this time, they had begun to move but Theta pointed at them. "You two stay where you are." He demands, "What are you doing?" Rory 2 asked with a frown in confusion. "I'm setting up a controlled temporal implosion. It's the only way to reset the TARDIS but unless I find exactly the right lever to control the implosion we're all gonna die." He shouts more to himself than anyone else. "You don't know which lever?" Amy asked with a scoff, "No, but I'm about to find out." Suddenly, I came through the door with a smirk on my face. "The wibbley leaver, and your a pervert!" My other self spoke, pointing at Theta. "The wibbley leaver. Thank you, baby!"
He flips the lever, a bright light shines through the TARDIS and everything is back to normal. "OK. We're back in normal flight, the Tardis is no longer inside itself, the localised time field is no longer about to implode and rip a hole in all causality, but just in case... Pond, put some trousers on." Theta demands as he points to her before he turns to me with a smile. "I'm not a pervert, by the way. I just took an open opportunity and put it to use." He coos gently as he pulls me into his chest, I laugh slightly as he pulls me into a deep kiss.
That's my dork.
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