Author's note: heyy! Yes, I am 100% aware that I have a different fanfiction I should be working on rn, (IF YOU'RE READING IT DW I DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS ON DISCONTINUING IT!) and yes I know that I should not practice the 'wonderful' art of procrastination,but ykkkkkk, plot bunnies won't be leaving this carrot behind sooooooo I need to shut up before my sleep deprived brain makes any more of a fool of myself than I already have.
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Class 2A knew better, they really did. It was just in these moments where they knew better but decided against better judgement out of pure 'innocent' curiosity. 'Innocent' because Shoto was pretty sure, if not positive, that some of his classmates were looking for some sort of blackmail.
Whatever they wanted to do with that kind of information was beyond him.
So of course when Ashido saw Present Mic's phone out in the open, on the desk-top in the classroom, she did the most logical thing and picked it up and tried to turn it on.
The lock-screen featured a person burrito-ed up in a gray blanket, face down, flipping the camera off. There was another person, next to the bundled up guy on the floor of some sort of family room, clearly amused with hand covering her mouth and eyes shut from containing giggles.
Upon further examination Shoto noticed that these weren't just anyone. The girl had long, dark purple hair, and was wearing an obviously oversized blue hoodie along with baggy pink sweatpants. Her fingernails were painted rose-red. She was Midnight.
The guy in the burrito/blanket was harder to identify, because his face was towards the floor and all you could see was his hand and side view of his head, long raven hair obscuring his face.
"Hold up, is that Midnight?? Then who-" Uraka started to ask before being interrupted.
"Holy crap that's Aizawa Sensei!" Kirishima blurted.
"Wait,why are they Mic Sensei's lock screen?" Kaminari frowned.
"Dunno" mumbled Midoriya, followed by nods and mumbled back agreements.
Ashido then started trying to unlock the phone, because of course she did.
"Ashido! This is invasive behavior towards our superior's personal privacy!" Iida was quick to try to steal the phone from Ashido.
As the two, carefully as not to crack or break it, fought over the device, their fingers tapped on the key pad and by some power unknown to human-kind, the right sequence of numbers were entered and the phone unlocked.
The class quieted and stared at the device.
Ashido quickly used the shock to steal Mic's phone back and took a few steps away from Iida.
"Guys, it's unlocked." Ashido glanced over the group, everyone (minus Iida of course) coming to a silent agreement in crime. This was just too good to give up the chance to snoop.
Ashido bent over a desk and the class gathered around her.
Mic's home screen was honestly not surprising, at least the chaos of the image.
It was an image of Midnight holding a frying pan VIA Rapunzel style. Her hair was puffy and she had makeup streaks on her face. She wore a maniac grin as if she were about to actually hit someone off screen. Goodness help whoever that was.
Ashido tapped on the camera button, Shoto assumed she was trying to find embarrassing images or funny selfies. She scrolled to the back of his gallery.
"What are you doing!" Hissed Iida.
"I wanna see what his first image/video on his phone is." Ashido smirked.
"Oh great symbol of peace help us when we get caught" Shoto almost snorted at Ojiro's comment, but managed to hold it in.
She scrolled for what seemed like hours but in reality was probably two minutes.
She hit the end..or start? I don't know.
The first video in the gallery was hard to distinguish from the video cover image. So of course Ashido tapped on it.
The video started.
Younger Mic appeared on the screen. And by younger, Shoto means younger as in their age. 15-ish.
Mic smiled at the camera and then looked off screen.
"Hey Oboro! I started it!"
"Okay, okay! Let's get this party started!" A guy with fluffy blur hair and bright eyes appeared as Mic supposedly switched the camera around.
"Welcome to the two dumbingos video evidence of our going-to-be-awesome time in UA! A week ago was our first class and that's when we met!" Mic smiled at Oboro and Oboro flashed a grin back.
"We'e going to try to get as many pranks recorded as possible! Welllll as many as we can without actually getting expelled- that wouldn't be fun" Mic giggled at Oboro's words.
"First up, we're planning on secretly replacing the cafeteria's student coffee machine with extra expresso coffee, like the realllllyyy strong stuff. It will make it seem like the entire class, at least those who drank coffee that day- which will be like every student- has a bad case of ADHD who didn't take their medications that day!" Oboro quickly explained towards the phone.
"But boys, isn't that inconsiderate toward anyones' health? What if a kid gets seriously ill from caffeine overdose?" A girls voice came from the other side of the room.
"Well….Nemuri….I mean you DO have a point……"Mic drawled out.
"Do you have better a better idea?" Oboro over dramatically rubbed his chin in thought.
"Let's see…we could hide a porn book in the teacher's desk?" Nemuri suggested.
"WHAT? EW NO NO NO! WE WILL NOT STOOP SO LOW AS THAT! WHAT THE ACTUAL SKIBIDY???!" Mic screeched (which was enhanced by his quirk) and Oboro looked like he was about to faint.
Nemuri was doubled over giggling.
"I know I know, I only suggested it to get your guys' reactions! It was priceless and totally worth it!" Nemuri said between near hysterical giggles.
"Girl, you're like, 16, don't be a weirdo- that's not sigma" Oboro reached his arm out in fake desperation as he slowly allowed his knees to buckle and he flopped on his back.
"NO PLEASE! NOT THE SLANG STOOPPP HAHHA" Nemuri was wiping tears from her eyes at this point, unintentionally smearing mascara across her cheek.
"Guys, funnel cake, my phone is about to die!" Mic suddenly yelped as he ran around the family room, most likely looking for w charger.
"Bro you need to charge the goodness neglected device more often when it isn't on its' deathbed!" Oboro and Nemuri quickly stood to help look for a charger.
"Quaaccck, okay sorry peeps, we gotta end this first episode early cuz my phone is at two % battery. Film soon! Peace out!" Mic then threw a peace sign towards the camera, quickly followed by both Nemuri and Oboro.
The video ended.
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Author's note: sooo you'all like it? Do you want more chapters? Any scenarios you want me to add in other videos the class watch? Comments and likes are much appreciated, thankyou!